What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[AgentExeider 586]

best message I've ever sent, was

 

"I left a little present for you in the back seat"

 

3 seconds later, I would set off the sticky in the bounty's back seat.

[E•MO•TION 10,663]

 

 

i'm all the time getting a text saying

 

"you stole my car, I'll have you on a slab" Idk what i did to these guys, but its stalkerish!

They're NPC's

 

Le sigh

-snip-

......

 

Haha, you got me good! You would be surprised by the number of people here who can't understand the most basic elements of the game. I thought you were one.

[paddiwak87 119]

"r u a girl?"

 

got like 4 times this week alone. Then when I say yes, it's "I love u baby." ugh

Really? So ur really a girl? ...*_* x)

 

I get too many messages it's hard to remember the best ones... I get alot of "can u give me moneyyyzzzz" since I'm lvl 999... But I have to admit I like it when the spelling's ridiculous, makes me laugh every time .

[Gunslinger_GK 1,575]

Received this from a guy i kept sniping for no particular reason, he killed me as well and got me nearly as much as i killed him yet he seemed to be kinda pissed

"YOU PUSSY MOTHER f*ck U REAL SUCK U WANNA MORE INFORMATION ENTER THE FAM PAGE WWW.GUNSLINGER_GKI'[email protected] AHAHAHA! xP... "

Made me laugh tho

[AboveAndBeyoncé 1,613]

I hate to admit this but you guys know that YouTube fa**ot IWhateverTeddy who leaches glitches from here and puts videos on every day, spreading his BS and further ruining the game? Well, I found him on PSN and told him I was reporting him. He didn't respond and came trying to kill me so I just did it again.

Ohhh lol they call him "icrazyteddy"

[KennethMBB 254]

I had got a in-game message from someone (which means its R* ordeal) and it said "I'm going to kill you and your whole family". I took a picture and sent it to R* and later got an email back saying the player has been dealt with and sorry for the trouble. I lol and think I've done the community good by ridding one little sh*t head from gtao existence. Hopefully more will do the same and I will follow suit

[HowsItGoingM8 175]

this made me laugh so hard

[sD_Killer 183]

Best messages i got is when i was fighting in an unfair 3v1, three people vs me...

 

It stated off with me going to my house to get a new char some dumb bimbo had her ugly pink car parked in-front of my garage so i couldn't get in, i decided to blow it up and clear the path..only she walked out right at the time of the explosion and i blew her plus the car up.

 

She started freaking out of the mic asking me why i did that along with her 2 boyfriends, i said her car looked like my X-girl friends puss so i had to blow it up we argued back and forth for a while i was in my house very funny convo. Then i said im gonna let my little 12 year old bro pwn you guys cause your not even worth my time, they said bring it on biitch ill kill your bro over and over again until he rage quits...i said good luck with that hes even better then me at this game.

 

i stopped using the mic to make it look like he was playing and not me, first thing i did was send a mugger on one of her boyfirends well in spectate mode watching it happened then sent him a message saying you just got juked, that's when the rage messages started up. They where all sitting by my garage with there ugly ass cars so i exited out the front of my apartment and blew all there cars up with an RPG along with two of them the bimbo survived and tried to shoot me as i walked back into my apartment still freaking out on the mic lol

 

Mean-while her 2 boyfriends where filling my message box with hate mail spam and death threats...I went to my T.V. to spec them again this time they where all at my front door expect the one guy i juked with the mugger, he was camping my garage so i called mercs on him once he died from the random mercs i raced out of my garage, called lester and went off radar drove around the block threw c4 at the 2 people still camping my front door killed both of them then ran over the guy killed by mercs, sent him a message saying you just got juket again bra

 

Then i drove to a near by roof, once my anti radar wore off they all approached me i got 20 kills with the sniper before some cop climb up the roof and shot me in the back...Then i spawned right near all three of them just far enough away to snipe, killed all of them yet again called my mechanic, got my vehicle and drove back to my apartment, went into passive mode and waited to give them the middle finger

they tried so hard to run me over while i was in passive mode but i just kept on jumping away giving them the middle finger, words cant even

explain how much they where freaking out at this point and my mail box was filling up with hate mail fast mostly from the one guy a juked two times, after i was done tormenting them i walked back into my apartment the bimbo and one of her friends rage quit while the other guy who i juked two times who kept on calling me a pussy threw both mic and messages put a bounty on me then rage quit himself<---lol the irony calls someone winning a 3v1 a pussy then puts a bounty on them and leaves the server hahaha get juked buddy.

Edited April 18, 2014 by sD_Killer

[Sky_Light12 5,392]

HAHAHAHA ! I'M INSANE

I f*cked him with Rhino for killsteal my prey .

i was find that prey , when arrive that f*cker stole mine and i blasted him .

he's mad keep shooting me but still getting OWNED ! start by one and still getting OWNED . when i enter my APT he send me these messages

Edited April 18, 2014 by Sky_Light12

[Misanthrope Z 7,168]

 

 

so you get that when I get "I'll suck your d*ick" by the gay dude. That's unfair if you're ask me.

 

Just kidding, Mexicangirl must be the guy from Ohio Icamehere talked about.

 

"bitch wtf u kill me for. i'm gonna suk ur dick so hard it pops off"

[Sky_Light12 5,392]

Fail ! scumbag retarded squeaker found on knowyourmeme

[Unknown_33 194]

best comment over mic

"f*ck you you f*cking f*ck, I just spent $1mil+ on my car and when you blew it up the insurance was gone. im reporting you"

left before getting reported and replied with a LOL.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Unknown_33

[III974III 92]

Okay, I got one once that said "Wanna lift?" and it confused me a little because there was no one around. Besides, there are cars everywhere for the taking, and I know how to drive them.

 

So I texted back "No, but thanks."

 

"Yer welcome," he replied, and then crashed his helicopter into me.

 

Well, this was unexpected.

 

I think most players want to run about like headless chickens. Any form of stealth, tactics or outwitting your opponent through a bit of cunning seems to be frowned upon, but it's the way I prefer to play PvP on the rare occasions that I venture into such jobs.

 

Absolutely.

 

 

I got a message reading

 

"only white people can play these types of games, go back to nba f*cking n***er"

 

reported him and moved on

If you are on Xbox, what's his GT? I feel like trolling him..

 

 

I wanna join.

 

Got a message from a squeaker in all caps.

 

SLEW DOWN AND LET ME KILL U.

 

Made my day

 

LMAO

Edited April 18, 2014 by III974III

[SlyferFox 273]

When I was doing Criminal Records to level up my 2nd character, I didn't care for winning and I was actually letting people win. I joined a random session and these guys didn't have matchmaking turned off. They wanted to kick me and some other person, but it was too late. I was going to let them win, BUT... those a-holes were ramming me from the beginning. They woke up a beast when that happened, so I destroyed them and won the race.

 

One loser messaged me with: "u r a b*tch for doing dat"

I responded with something I have only said once and will never say again: "U mad"

Loser replied with: "ha ha lol f*g"

__________

 

In free roam, I once jacked one of Simeon wanted vehicles from someone and the person sent me the following messages:

 

"give that car back to me"

"I need that"

"gimmie my car back"

 

**Car Delivered**

 

"F U C K Y O U"

Edited April 18, 2014 by Xily

[Radius95 184]

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

[fulgore1973 4]

Some random person asked me to join an Xbox party, once. I sent him a message back saying something like "sorry, I don't have a headset on" and he sent me a message back saying "f*ck you, black c*nt" even though I'm white, lol. I won't type the message I sent back to him because it was pretty nasty, then I blocked the arsehole. So many dickheads playing GTA Online. Never had any problems in the many, many months I was playing Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer, last year.

[ExtremeTorque 1,237]

The best was sniping tank noobs..

WTF HACKER IM IN A TANK

[III974III 92]

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

 

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

[elfoam 7,518]

I totally lost it one day when some knob blew up a hardtop tornado I'd been look for all week just as I got it almost into lsc. Sent him a very abusing text and then he left...

[Bongsquirrel 1,397]

Sick name.

[III974III 92]

Sick name.

 

I got in a lobby once with a guy that had "ILOVEYOUMOM" as GT. I sent him a message saying he had the best gamertag ever. And I do think that.

Edited April 18, 2014 by III974III

[Radius95 184]

 

 

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

I would love that, thats where the fun begins👍

 

EDIT; Also, thats why I play gta online

Edited April 18, 2014 by timothyR

[III974III 92]

 

 

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

I would love that, thats where the fun begins

 

EDIT; Also, thats why I play gta online

 

 

haha, I get it bro, there's stuff for many tastes in this game. Honestly, I used to be a pain killing pretty much anybody for no reason. But I redeemed myself months ago, though I'm always up for some retaliation sh*t.

[MrWhiskers 264]

Fail ! scumbag retarded squeaker found on knowyourmeme

pretty sure that pic is meant to be a joke, if not then........

[Ezza. 6,421]

"You suck your mother's herpy burpy slurpy C*ck, you f*ckin english fooker!"

 

Then when I tried to tell the kid that I'm not English and that I'm Aussie, his response was

 

"U dont evn want to admit your fa**otry you stupid hampshire sh*t sniffing, co*k sucking, cum whoring asswhipe"

 

(I was talking on my mic to a friend when my chat glitched out and everyone in the lobby could hear me)

 

I miss having a mic now, it was fun

Edited April 18, 2014 by EZza2647

[gtafan26 4,720]

I must be doing something wrong, I dont get hate mail

[Ezza. 6,421]

I must be doing something wrong, I dont get hate mail

Put your chat on everyone and keep jumping sessions until you get one full of squeakers

 

Kill-->Message--->Bounty--->Kill---->Repeat

[slippery slope 201]

I seem to attract some real freaks. The last one I can think of started a fight, lost and sent "when you look into your kid's cold dead eyes, think of me boy" ...

[cremilar 65]

Guy asked me for nudes, So I sent some.

 

They weren't of me mind you.

 

They were of a Porn star called Ben Dover.

 

Much lulz.

[III974III 92]

"You suck your mother's herpy burpy slurpy C*ck, you f*ckin english fooker!"

 

Then when I tried to tell the kid that I'm not English and that I'm Aussie, his response was

 

"U dont evn want to admit your fa**otry you stupid hampshire sh*t sniffing, co*k sucking, cum whoring asswhipe"

 

(I was talking on my mic to a friend when my chat glitched out and everyone in the lobby could hear me)

 

I miss having a mic now, it was fun

 

angry kid is angry

 

I seem to attract some real freaks. The last one I can think of started a fight, lost and sent "when you look into your kid's cold dead eyes, think of me boy" ...

 

My theory is that it means you're a nice player, never killing anybody for no reason.

 

Not that players getting hate messages are necessarily douches. Real douches don't need a reason to hate.

 

Guy asked me for nudes, So I sent some.

 

They weren't of me mind you.

 

They were of a Porn star called Ben Dover.

 

Much lulz.

 

Nice trolling haha