What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Gridl0k]

All I see is

 

"I'm 12"

 

 

What's a 'fwm man'?

[Arrows to Athens]

Ladies,XCameron and Ms R, thanks for the input. I appreciate it, Maybe she took it wrong that I was TOO impressed of her gender when I was not, I was only encouraging, so perhaps it was a misunderstanding. Maybe shes used to come ons

 

@Fearx, I dont think I brag, Im a stickler for detail and I like others to know of my background before I present my problem, But after 6 months here I see most on this forum are regulars and we are getting to know one another. 'Im used to a much larger forum where no one knows anyone so thats where I get my habit of giving background detail.

 

I feel much better now for the feedback, I think she way overreacted. Her salty comments dont mean much to me, I just thought Id ask the posters here for some advice how to handle it next time, and you all came thru. Thanks ! =) .

First of all, what background?

 

Second of all, why is K/D and rank a requirement for people to know your 'background'?

Every time I play:

 

 

I try to rob a store and give them 5% if I'm near one.

Most have horrible English. Like, they say ''Have you mods?'' or something.

 

One time, I received a message in-game saying ''Can you hack me?''. It was quite obvious that he was asking for some money and RP, but I wanted to take his message literally to heart, and reply back with ''Sure, give me your e-mail and password.''

[xcrstnx]

 

 

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

Can someone translate this?

 

Here is my attempt at translating this into English:

 

"Me too. Those stupid randoms jumped out so I thought I would too. It's not right. Jesus loves me."

 

"That's the risk with randoms."

 

"Hey, you're the random to me. I'm host so I can talk sh*t to you. Don't make me cry or I will kick you and you get nothing. You're making me laugh. I'm a rich wannabe gangster in GTA Online. Come and see."

This sounds right to me lol...

[Stealthflight]

@Fearx, well I give my stats to relay the fact that Ive been playing a long time so I have a legitimate question that Im at a loss to answer , unlike many on forum that blab on about whatever crosses their mind without looking it up first, But here we go with Pot calls the Kettle black, I see you have a banner of stats in your sig displaying your very high rank and K/d bigger than mine (Im going to match your K/D stats sometime this month) . Size DOES matter you know !

Guess I should just make a banner.

Edited March 5, 2016 by Stealthflight

[Arrows to Athens]

@Fearx, well I give my stats to relay the fact that Ive been playing a long time so I have a legitimate question that Im at a loss to answer , unlike many on forum that blab on about whatever crosses their mind without looking it up first, But here we go with Pot calls the Kettle black, I see you have a banner of stats in your sig displaying your very high rank and K/d bigger than mine (Im going to match your K/D stats sometime this month) . Size DOES matter you know !

Guess I should just make a banner.

You don't need a lot of experience, playing time, high rank and a high K/D for you to be able to string together a legitimate, coherent question.

 

Oh, and those stats have been frozen for almost a year now. The site responsible for providing the player stats is unable to update them for whatever reason. And I thought you had a K/D of 4, which is higher than mine?

Edited March 5, 2016 by Fearx--

[Stealthflight]

You probaly have someone else in mind. Im at 11k kills, Would be higher if I didnt spend five times in bad sport due to glitch outfit reports and butthurt. so no, Im not super bragging, Bragging would be a K/D of 3.0 and above which Im going to reach by end of spring. And then hell yeah Ill make a banner of that. my k/d is all on foot no jet, no buzzard, rarely RPG. So reaching 2.28 via gun only . 11k Kills via my Bullpup. I go up on average .01 everyday. Its a lot of fun.

Edited March 5, 2016 by Stealthflight

[Arrows to Athens]

You probaly have someone else in mind. Im at 11k kills, Would be higher if I didnt spend five times in bad sport due to glitch outfit reports and butthurt. so no, Im not super bragging, Bragging would be a K/D of 3.0 and above which Im going to reach by end of spring. And then hell yeah Ill make a banner of that. my k/d is all on foot no jet, no buzzard, rarely RPG. So reaching 2.28 via gun only . 11k Kills via my Bullpup. I go up on average .01 everyday. Its a lot of fun.

I could have sworn I saw you say that your K/D was around 3 or 4 in a another thread. Oh well...

Edited March 5, 2016 by Fearx--

[Fdnysq1]

While playing with my female player...

 

Random: Send me a picture of your pus_y

Me: With or without the hair?

Random: Without

Me: Ok be back later. Need to shave

 

2 days later...

Random: Still waiting for the pictures of your pus_y

Me: Still working on the hair. There's so much of it, I could stuff a mattress.

Random: I'm so horny

 

note: My character is so "ugly," I frequently get kicked from jobs because of it. I'm thinking about entering her in the miss Blaine County contest.

Hahahahaha

[Stealthflight]

@Fearx, I think I know what your talking about, I stated in another post that Im working up to 3.00. Not there yet but with my K/D going up everyday it wont be long.

Tom Clancys Division is coming up though, that might stall me a bit.

[MikeMyth]

This scrub kills me for no reason, 1v1 dm I kill him twice and he runs off. Hides in his house, eventually exits and passive and participates in checkpoints. I see competition so I kill him. He rages and threatens to boot me on mic then messages me (guess he didn't know if I heard him?)

Him: ur getting booted off PSN

Free Mode event finishes and I reply,

Me: I'm waitinggggg

Him: Do you want to get booted off PSN for LIFE?

Me: ok

Him: you won't be able to get on tomorrow then

Me: ok, I'm waitinggggg

 

Obviously he doesn't boot. If he did he wouldn't have told me. If he actually does though then he's pretty f*cking dumb considering now I have his PSN.

[LanaSugoi]

" all of this delicious tears of yours and you choose to be salty ? "

[grand theft spaghetti]

apparently im garbage because dude went to college for 8 years.

lol, all because i made fun of the girl he was stalking in the lobby and he couldnt kill me trying to impress her.

 

one little kid filled the lobby with his friends and then voted to kick me after about an hour when they finally took over the lobby. kid sends me a message about how he is sorry i cant handle his skills. then sends me an invite to a private session and says accept it if im not a pussy. like im dumb enough to accept it just so he can boot me from that.

 

im also getting constant mis-spelled love letters from players while online. just the usual threats, homophobia and racial slurs from randoms either too broke or ashamed of their squeaky voices to get a headset.

Edited March 17, 2016 by grand theft spaghetti

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Speeding past a person who just respawned, I'm in my car, not even seeing them mind you and they commando roll onto the road, me running them over and killing them in the process. I drive off to my apartment shrugging off what just happened. I go to grab my Voltic and I receive this through text "y u running lil bich??". Hunni pls Idek u

Edited March 17, 2016 by HGR

[Arrows to Athens]

Player attempts to kill me by firing a rocket at the road so I can drive into it (I was driving down a straight road, and he could see me coming down on the map), but he missed. I see he's one of those high rank and PvP tough guys, so I plant a proximity mine on the side of his ugly Zentorno as he's in the ammu-nation. As I drive off, he comes out and blows up. He then sends me a 1v1 request, followed by the message, ''pussy''.

 

Gotta love the narcissistic PvP community in this game, man.

Edited March 17, 2016 by Fearx--

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Player attempts to kill me by firing a rocket at the road so I can drive into it (I was driving down a straight road, and he could see me coming down on the map), but he missed. I see he's one of those high rank and PvP tough guys, so I plant a proximity mine oin the side of his ugly Zentorno as he's in the ammu-nation. As I drive off, he comes out and blows up. He then sends me a 1v1 request, followed by the message, ''pussy''.

 

Gotta love the PvP community in this game, man.

Loooooool! I had one of those guys the other day, he kept spawn killing me in Paleto Bay with his Lazer so when he flew off to the city to spawn kill other people. I text him "get a life loser" he responded "do u want me 2 come back?" I said "go for it" he started to come back, he went off the radar and I ruined his Lazer with a machine gun. I spawned my Osiris and sped off back to the city leaving him stranded in the dessert. :') sry bout it

Edited March 17, 2016 by HGR

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Player attempts to kill me by firing a rocket at the road so I can drive into it (I was driving down a straight road, and he could see me coming down on the map), but he missed. I see he's one of those high rank and PvP tough guys, so I plant a proximity mine oin the side of his ugly Zentorno as he's in the ammu-nation. As I drive off, he comes out and blows up. He then sends me a 1v1 request, followed by the message, ''pussy''.

 

Gotta love the PvP community in this game, man.

Loooooool! I had one of those guys the other day, he kept spawn killing me in Paleto Bay with his Lazer so when he flew off to the city to spawn kill other people. I text him "get a life loser" he responded "do u want me 2 come back?" I said "go for it" he started to come back, he went off the radar and I ruined his Lazer with a machine gun. I spawned my Osiris and sped off back to the city leaving him stranded in the dessert. :') sry bout it

 

When it doesn't go the tough guy's way, they get frustrated.

 

I had a guy kill me for no reason as I'm driving down the road. He comes back to kill me again shortly after spawning back, so I gun him down with my Combat MG. He comes back again, and I kill him again. Now that he's realised he's encountered someone who's better than him, the narcissistic f*cker switches to his invisible body outfit, eats his unlimited snacks to get back 100 percent health within a millisecond and starts using that unlimited combat roll mod. So now, he's rolling like he's rambo or some sh*t, so I take the easy way out to prevent him from getting an easy kill, and then drive off. I then message him, calling him a cheater, followed by a 'lol'. He obviously didn't take this very lightly, so he blew me up within a click of a button with his script or whatever.

 

Since he had been called out on being a cheater, and that he was owned in the gunfight to the point where he had to resort to modding, he decided to blow me up with his mods as a result of frustration and embarrassment. What a poor, low-life man child.

Edited March 17, 2016 by Fearx--

[TreFacTor]

Lately Vips have become arrogant.

 

I'm doing dailies with my wife and I have to steal a vehicle from the base. He's doing VIP work I don't know what the f*ck it is as me and the Mrs just came from a rally race at criminal records. This was planned so I could be near the fort to get our second character's dailies done quickly so we can switch.

 

I get the jet and The VIP sends me a message before I leave the hangar. I hop out of the jet and back into my own heli and fly back to the Mrs and he's already sent another message telling me I'm a jet pussie.

 

I tell him I'm doing my d a ilies and I couldn't give a sh*t about him or what he was doing and he calls me a broke nigga. My wife sends him a message saying that's his second character (level 700) wanna see his yacht and the guy bitches up and starts playing nice.

 

I said the woman asked your ignorant ass a question. To which he proceeded to leave.

 

Had he accepted my invitation I would have added him to my friends list and repeatedly killed him on my yacht till he left but this is the latest in the people who think they are hot sh*t cause they got a couple million.

[EastSpeed]

A week ago, I decided to go back to the PS3 version and do some heist, joined a Pacific Standard's Van setup, the two navigators where driving aimlessely not caring about the vans.

 

I messaged one of them '' Are you gonna do something?'' and he got back to me with ''I don't know what to do''...

 

 

 

 

Edited March 17, 2016 by EastSpeed

[Arrows to Athens]

A week ago, I decided to go back to the PS3 version and do some heist, joined a Pacific Standard's Van setup, the two navigators where driving aimlessely not caring about the vans.

 

I messaged one of them '' Are you gonna do something?'' and he got back to me with ''I don't know what to do''...

 

 

 

 

This is why you're better off doing contact missions. You could have completed like three contact missions in the time it would have taken you to complete one setup or finale, if I'm being honest.

Edited March 17, 2016 by Fearx--

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

 

 

Player attempts to kill me by firing a rocket at the road so I can drive into it (I was driving down a straight road, and he could see me coming down on the map), but he missed. I see he's one of those high rank and PvP tough guys, so I plant a proximity mine oin the side of his ugly Zentorno as he's in the ammu-nation. As I drive off, he comes out and blows up. He then sends me a 1v1 request, followed by the message, ''pussy''.

 

Gotta love the PvP community in this game, man.

Loooooool! I had one of those guys the other day, he kept spawn killing me in Paleto Bay with his Lazer so when he flew off to the city to spawn kill other people. I text him "get a life loser" he responded "do u want me 2 come back?" I said "go for it" he started to come back, he went off the radar and I ruined his Lazer with a machine gun. I spawned my Osiris and sped off back to the city leaving him stranded in the dessert. :') sry bout it

 

When it doesn't go the tough guy's way, they get frustrated.

 

I had a guy kill me for no reason as I'm driving down the road. He comes back to kill me again shortly after spawning back, so I gun him down with my Combat MG. He comes back again, and I kill him again. Now that he's realised he's encountered someone who's better than him, the narcissistic f*cker switches to his invisible body outfit, eats his unlimited snacks to get back 100 percent health within a millisecond and starts using that unlimited combat roll mod. So now, he's rolling like he's rambo or some sh*t, so I take the easy way out to prevent him from getting an easy kill, and then drive off. I then message him, calling him a cheater, followed by a 'lol'. He obviously didn't take this very lightly, so he blew me up within a click of a button with his script or whatever.

 

Since he had been called out on being a cheater, and that he was owned in the gunfight to the point where he had to resort to modding, he decided to blow me up with his mods as a result of frustration and embarrassment. What a poor, low-life man child.

Oh dear! I got a good giggle out of this. The amount of times I killed players like this by going passive, getting in a car and heading straight at them then bailing at the last second, killing them with my car. They get soooooo mad, I love it.

 

Once I killed some troll trying to snipe someone by running them over with a Faggio. IFD

Edited March 17, 2016 by HGR

[Captain_Fluffy]

Don't get messages all that often but the worst/lamest was 'go suck a donkey's dick'. Noticed it a couple of days later and could never work out why the said user wanted me to fellate a donkey. I politely declined the request

 

 

Happened upon two players chasing each other in crappy vehicles when they both died. One respawned near me and started running towards me so I decided to shoot first. I kept luring him into traps in among the buildings near Del Perro apartments, picking him off as I went, he was stupid enough to get suckered into... 'when you coming out stop hiding' 'why r u hiding u suck'. Beat him 5-3 or something and he claimed he won because I only killed him in the open streets once. Got all salty because I didn't play the game the way he wanted to.

[Zader]

Just the other night I got attacked by someone in a Donk, and proceeded to snipe them repeatedly. They bountied me, I bountied them back, and then a whole lobby of like 10 people chased me for what felt like two hours, unable to kill me. I was in a traffic car and literally gained over 130 player kills in that time. Spent a lot of money replacing people's cars, but good god was it fun. Eventually someone got me with a sticky. Texted them "That was fun, very cinematic."

 

"My friends tried very hard."

 

Got a party invite. Hesitantly, I joined and heard people talking about me by name.

Turns out everyone in the lobby was in a party chat and all knew each other. I was the odd fox out, and they were all in there screaming in amazement. People almost begged for friend requests and we then played the next 15 hours together. One of them even added me on Skype and the lot looked at my Tumblr. Apparently they like how I draw dicks.

 

Literally the most fun I've had in years.

[Dwnld]

GIVE ME MONEY PLXZ

 

..only because I ask if there is a cheater/modder/retard online so I know if the session is worth staying or leaving.

[Stoakzee]

This one made me laugh

 

[WoJo07]

I once got a text with apologies for screwing up the mission, but I have no idea how did he text me or how to answer.
I've only encountered a text that 1 time.
Is it through iFruit or sth? Cuz I'm pretty sure you can't write texts in game.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

This one made me laugh

 

 

Germans, lol

[Captain_Fluffy]

I once got a text with apologies for screwing up the mission, but I have no idea how did he text me or how to answer.

I've only encountered a text that 1 time.

Is it through iFruit or sth? Cuz I'm pretty sure you can't write texts in game.

Through your phone mate. You select the user in the Contacts menu and then select the player, you can either call them or send a message or whatever.

[Zicko666]

Got this: your mom, you, your ****ing family is a basic ****. please dead and go to hell your live is a ****. pd muerete

[DedetOS1]

 

 

 

[WoJo07]

 

I once got a text with apologies for screwing up the mission, but I have no idea how did he text me or how to answer.

I've only encountered a text that 1 time.

Is it through iFruit or sth? Cuz I'm pretty sure you can't write texts in game.

Through your phone mate. You select the user in the Contacts menu and then select the player, you can either call them or send a message or whatever.

Well I only have an option to call them, no message anywhere.