What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[jyssys]

Watch it again. smh

 

I've watched that movie so many times. He found the clitoris, and it helped him! I stand by my comment.

 

 

 

smh

What?

[LanaSugoi]

 

Let's just say i've got an " accident " regarding this pencil-neck's stolen car , which i " unintentionally " hit pencil-neck's berserk button because the car is a hard effort both from mission and glitching ( which literally ends up won't listen to me ). my my , it's just a plain car , colors aren't special to me . besides , you can buy one if you have to , it's not that hard

 

oh and by calling me a " prepubescent dick " , you don't know that i am a female around 20s . so your word is invalid

i want to imagine how's your mental breakdown

 

 

Edited March 2, 2016 by LanaSugoi

[Arrows to Athens]

I love the text messages I sometimes get when I'm chasing someone in a jet and since I'm so bad at it I just crash next to them without even harming them. "Nice flying" or "Nice shot". Thank you.

When someone tries to kill me in a jet, and they crash, I send them a message saluting them on their impressive piloting skills. Trust me, this pisses them off, and usually ends up in me being chased by the guy.

[LanaSugoi]

 

I love the text messages I sometimes get when I'm chasing someone in a jet and since I'm so bad at it I just crash next to them without even harming them. "Nice flying" or "Nice shot". Thank you.

When someone tries to kill me in a jet, and they crash, I send them a message saluting them on their impressive piloting skills. Trust me, this pisses them off, and usually ends up in me being chased by the guy.

 

in sarcastic way ?

[Dat_impactz]

A kid sending me a message "Are you vanoss?" Since I was wearing clothing similar to his....*sigh* i hate those kids..I'm pretty sure Vanoss won't waste his time with little kids in public free roam lobbies since he has actual friends he plays with

[LanaSugoi]

 

 

Let's just say i've got an " accident " regarding this pencil-neck's stolen car , which i " unintentionally " hit pencil-neck's berserk button because the car is a hard effort both from mission and glitching ( which literally ends up won't listen to me ). my my , it's just a plain car , colors aren't special to me . besides , you can buy one if you have to , it's not that hard

 

oh and by calling me a " prepubescent dick " , you don't know that i am a female around 20s . so your word is invalid

i want to imagine how's your mental breakdown

 

 

Isn't "Whywontyoulisten" another member on this forum?

 

Edit: yeah, that is so not you.

 

I love the text messages I sometimes get when I'm chasing someone in a jet and since I'm so bad at it I just crash next to them without even harming them. "Nice flying" or "Nice shot". Thank you.

When someone tries to kill me in a jet, and they crash, I send them a message saluting them on their impressive piloting skills. Trust me, this pisses them off, and usually ends up in me being chased by the guy.

 

One time I sent a message like that to a guy and he didn't take it seriously at all, he just said "thanks lol" and carried on his way. Was refreshing to meet someone like that who could laugh at their own mistake too instead of being all pissy about it.

 

oh belong here ? didn't knew that before

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

I love the text messages I sometimes get when I'm chasing someone in a jet and since I'm so bad at it I just crash next to them without even harming them. "Nice flying" or "Nice shot". Thank you.

When someone tries to kill me in a jet, and they crash, I send them a message saluting them on their impressive piloting skills. Trust me, this pisses them off, and usually ends up in me being chased by the guy.

 

in sarcastic way ?

 

Yah.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Please, can a few players here give me their input? I have a most confusing experience last night. Girl gamers esp helpful if they can answer what in the world happened

 

So I'm fighting this girl character. 90 percent of the time, I assume male but in the world of gaming, I really don't care, men and women are free and equal to play.

 

She/ He kills me, I kill her,

 

The one time she/ he got me, I was a little butthurt but I text back, "quite a low K/d ratio you got there"

 

she/he texts back. "Sweetheart, its how you play the game " (wink)

 

So I automatically assume its a genuine girl player, I text back, "A real girl, right on ! =) (smiley face)

 

I thought Id make peace and tell her how cool she was

 

She texts back. "What???????"

 

I text back, "My apologies you must be a boy then"

 

I leave it at that.

 

She texts back, " @#$% You are blocked from now on. Don't know what youre trying to say Mr but you can stop right there !!!!! Im blocking you from EVER contacting me again !!!!!!!

 

 

Im scratching my head, what the f*ck, is this like holding a door open for a lady and then she attacks you with her purse? Did she take it wrong? What in the hell is wrong with people? Im almost rank 400, never got blocked by anyone, have healthy and cruel text sparring with other players quite regularly but first time I say high and congratulate a girl player she goes off on me, What did I do wrong?

You obviously do care about gender tho...

Not so much the message that's the worst, but the person sending them.

Played with this guy pretty often, talked on the mic with him every time we played, seemed cool. Then he got creepy lol. He'd joke around saying we were together (wtf seriously?) I laughed it off whatever. Then it turns out he lives around 30 minutes away from me! Dude wouldn't shut up about how we are going to meet someday and he would legitimately get mad when I would talk to other friends on the mic. He bought every damn game that I bought just to play with me since I wasn't on GTA as much. Finally deleted and blocked him..

Like 8 months later now, guy was forgotten, I get a friend request from some random guy just saying "friend of a friend" I accept and he invites me to a party. When I join, its f*cking him! Jesus there are some true weirdos on PS

If thats true i woud kinda be creeped out if i were you

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

Im scratching my head, what the f*ck, is this like holding a door open for a lady and then she attacks you with her purse? Did she take it wrong? What in the hell is wrong with people? Im almost rank 400, never got blocked by anyone, have healthy and cruel text sparring with other players quite regularly but first time I say high and congratulate a girl player she goes off on me, What did I do wrong?

Why do you always feel the need to bring up your rank in like more than half of your posts? Okay, we get it, you're almost rank 400. Nobody really cares how high of a rank you are.

 

And for your situation, it's only a video game. Don't take anything seriously from people. Gender doesn't matter, and I don't know why you also brought up K/D as well. We get it, you're K/D is high and legit. Now where does that get you? And why do you people treat girl gamers as rare, foreign creatures? They're just another human playing for pete's sake. No need to change your attitude and play-style just because you supposedly encountered a girl playing in a GTA Online session with you, and I certainly don't know why you get emotionally affected by their words.

 

Man, you brag way too much, don't you?

Edited March 2, 2016 by Fearx--

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Its not realy a conversation or message....but today i heard 2 squeekers talking on the mic.

Im already in a hydra going after them just planning to send them to the ground by a rocket, but one squeeker says against the other:

-"if you hear beeping you have to jump out, it means they are firing at us"

 

So i just switched to the explosive canon.

So about 20 seconds later after they got smoked one says in a comical squeeky voice:

-"thats strange, i didn't hear the beep "

Edited March 2, 2016 by goldadderXD

[Miss-RI95]

Please, can a few players here give me their input? I have a most confusing experience last night. Girl gamers esp helpful if they can answer what in the world happened

 

So I'm fighting this girl character. 90 percent of the time, I assume male but in the world of gaming, I really don't care, men and women are free and equal to play.

 

She/ He kills me, I kill her,

 

The one time she/ he got me, I was a little butthurt but I text back, "quite a low K/d ratio you got there"

 

she/he texts back. "Sweetheart, its how you play the game " (wink)

 

So I automatically assume its a genuine girl player, I text back, "A real girl, right on ! =) (smiley face)

 

I thought Id make peace and tell her how cool she was

 

She texts back. "What???????"

 

I text back, "My apologies you must be a boy then"

 

I leave it at that.

 

She texts back, " @#$% You are blocked from now on. Don't know what youre trying to say Mr but you can stop right there !!!!! Im blocking you from EVER contacting me again !!!!!!!

 

 

Im scratching my head, what the f*ck, is this like holding a door open for a lady and then she attacks you with her purse? Did she take it wrong? What in the hell is wrong with people? Im almost rank 400, never got blocked by anyone, have healthy and cruel text sparring with other players quite regularly but first time I say high and congratulate a girl player she goes off on me, What did I do wrong?

 

Maybe she was offended by the "A real girl!" as if it was a shock/surprise to you that us female players exist.

 

I see nothing wrong with what you did, but I'm inferring from the text you've given.

 

Or shes an emotional wreck right now.

 

 

I was just walking around Rockford Hills just taking the day in with my heels as you do in life. Then suddenly I see an Armored Kuruma coming straight at me and luckily down by Rockford Hills in between the golf course and Michael's house there is a few palm trees. I stood literally behind it and he comes at full speed and rams into the tree. I ran and then stood above a wall and RPG'ed him until he exploded.

I ran off again and he came after me and I shot him down with my Special Carbine. This repeatedly happened over and over again then he messaged me saying "you are a real ***** go **** yourself ******* ***** *** *****".

I then replied "Phrase your sentencing correctly hun'"

He then replied "**** you ***" and left the lobby.

 

Such fun GTA 5 is. Can't even watch people doing yoga in a park without being killed

[Stealthflight]

Ladies,XCameron and Ms R, thanks for the input. I appreciate it, Maybe she took it wrong that I was TOO impressed of her gender when I was not, I was only encouraging, so perhaps it was a misunderstanding. Maybe shes used to come ons

 

@Fearx, I dont think I brag, Im a stickler for detail and I like others to know of my background before I present my problem, But after 6 months here I see most on this forum are regulars and we are getting to know one another. 'Im used to a much larger forum where no one knows anyone so thats where I get my habit of giving background detail.

 

I feel much better now for the feedback, I think she way overreacted. Her salty comments dont mean much to me, I just thought Id ask the posters here for some advice how to handle it next time, and you all came thru. Thanks ! =) .

[DISTRICT7642]

Its not realy a conversation or message....but today i heard 2 squeekers talking on the mic.

Im already in a hydra going after them just planning to send them to the ground by a rocket, but one squeeker says against the other:

-"if you hear beeping you have to jump out, it means they are firing at us"

 

So i just switched to the explosive canon.

So about 20 seconds later after they got smoked one says in a comical squeeky voice:

-"thats strange, i didn't hear the beep "

LMAO! That's hilarious!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

Its not realy a conversation or message....but today i heard 2 squeekers talking on the mic.

Im already in a hydra going after them just planning to send them to the ground by a rocket, but one squeeker says against the other:

-"if you hear beeping you have to jump out, it means they are firing at us"

So i just switched to the explosive canon.

So about 20 seconds later after they got smoked one says in a comical squeeky voice:

-"thats strange, i didn't hear the beep "

LMAO! That's hilarious!

Yup...its always funny if people have their mic pb public and talk about their strategy

[LanaSugoi]

 

 

 

[Gridl0k]

Every time I play:

 

 

I try to rob a store and give them 5% if I'm near one.

[Khaisz]

 

 

 

I like how you have the "Accept" option selected.

[Pedinhuh]

Every time I play:

 

 

I try to rob a store and give them 5% if I'm near one.

I spawn kill them for the trouble, the game has given you a car and a weapon, go rob some stores yourself.

 

Obviously I just do that to strangers.

[Gridl0k]

^ I'm assuming/hoping he was going for TRMNTR (terminator) and ended up as TRNMTR.

 

Misspelled GTs are the best, especially as MS make you pay to change it

[lol232]

 

 

 

 

 

Now post your PSN.

 

 

^ I'm assuming/hoping he was going for TRMNTR (terminator) and ended up as TRNMTR.

 

Misspelled GTs are the best, especially as MS make you pay to change it

kek ikr

 

decided to keep it for the sh*ts and giggles later on

Edited March 3, 2016 by lol232

[LanaSugoi]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now post your PSN.

 

^ I'm assuming/hoping he was going for TRMNTR (terminator) and ended up as TRNMTR.

 

Misspelled GTs are the best, especially as MS make you pay to change it

kek ikr

 

decided to keep it for the sh*ts and giggles later on

 

M'kay i'll put some coffee then

[CaptainMarvel]

Squeaker: "you p*ssy ass b*tch! I'll F U up!"

 

Me: "don't make promises you can't keep, I fully expect my p*ssy and ass to be filled to the brim by you"

 

Squeaker: "you girl? Why do you have boy character?"

 

Killed him three times for the laughs and the sadness of knowing this kid is the worlds future.

[preable]

Someone once messaged me loads of times saying your a hacker im going to report you to rockstar then later on sent me a message saying give me money please im poor!!!

 

Made me lol as im not even a modder xD

[Sky_Light12]

Someone once messaged me loads of times saying your a hacker im going to report you to rockstar then later on sent me a message saying give me money please im poor!!!

 

Made me lol as im not even a modder xD

LOL , if they nag you , you can fool them to teach them a lesson

[A.I.R]

I have a stock futo and a guy blow it. Then send me a msg:

Ugly @ss car.

 

So i sticky is armored kuruma and his friend sulta rs

[Ottomatic46]

Yesterday all I did was just go online hadn't even left my house yet and I get a message

 

8====D~~~~(*( SHOOT IT IN MY POOPER YOU SEXY CAVEMAN!

 

I turned my xbox off and walked to my bar.

[xcrstnx]

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

[Gridl0k]

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

 

i hv n clw wtf u wr syng

[Creme_Brulee]

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

Can someone translate this?

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

 

i hv n clw wtf u wr syng

 

 

wtf bruh who u cll a nga?