What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Anna Deadly]

I don't really get a lot of messages, these are the first two that come to mind:

 

"f*cking bitch why did you f*cking snipe me for no f*cking reason?"

 

 

I kept killing him

 

 

"Get down from that rooftop and come fight me like a man you fking fa**ot"

 

 

I didn't go down and kept killing him for calling me a fa**ot

 

 

I need to start taking screenies.

Edited February 29, 2016 by IceColdFrostMT

[Smooth Longsack]

[Schumy7]

A terrible wish. Where are we going in this game world.

[Pedinhuh]

Squeaker: I f*ck your mother last night.

Me: Should have filmed it.

[ViolatingBox]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't work. f*ck it. It's a long one.

 

Him: Killing me once or twice is fine. But putting me in a spawntrap for 5 minutes is just pure retarded. I aint even mad cuz you're just wasting your own ammo and time.

Me: Lol, with 353M$ I'm not wasting anything.

Him: Time. You could be doing something productive instead of wasting time modding money onto your account but thats on you.

Me: um, you're really f*cking retarded, huh?

Him: I don't see how that would work based on the fact I skipped a grade but keep thinking that if you want

Me: Lol, so wasting my days earning it legitimately would be more productive than doing it in minutes?

 

Yeah, you definitely skipped a grade, "PheonixBruh", LOL!

 

Him: Yes it would. One simple word, cheating. Nobody is forcing you to make millions virtually, so at least do it legit instead of being a cheap ass.

Me: How would it be more productive exactly? I'd rather enjoy the game than grind days on end just to get a floating apartment.

Him: Then enjoy the game. You dont need millions to have fun in GTA. Its an open world game. I only have 100k an I still have tons of fun playing.

Me: Fun is subjective. Some people have fun modding cars, others enjoy jet griefing. I enjoy being able to have full and immediate access to all of the game's functions.

Him: Can't argue that. But being a cheap asshole is fun for the people that do it. It f*cks everyone elses fun, which in turn makes you scum. So go die like scum. Thanks.

Me: Lol, people like you are hilarious. Most of the time I help out lower levels and give 100% cuts to people on missions. It's adorable how people like you act like modding is some sort of sin, and wish horrible things upon others for something so absurd as modding. The only person here who is scum is you. Have a good day.

Me: Blocked.

 

Was that Blasterman4EVER? lol

 

What did he do that you decided to spawn kill him for 5 minutes? And why is he scum but you are not?

How am I scum? He was a lower level than me and decided to flee to the mountains. After consistently switching passive mode on and off to taunt me, I'm going to kill him until he leaves.

 

He was lower level and ran away from you so you spawn killed him for 5 minutes? You killed him until he left because he was going in and out of passive mode?

I'm guessing the answer is "lol why not"

I mean it is GTAO and I'd laugh straight in your face if you're trying to have morality in GTA of all things. If any of you are like the guy who think I come off as worse even though he's wishing me harm over something so unimportant as a video game/modding you're pretty f*cking pitiful, sorry not sorry.I don't know man. We didn't spend five minutes spawnkilling someone because they wished us harm in a videogame or whatever.

 

Is cyberbullying that much of an issue? Because cyberbullying isn't even a thing.

that's not really the point nor is it what happened

 

i killed him repeatedly because i felt like it

 

How is it not the point nor what happened? You clearly stated how things transpired. You'd laugh in my face for having morality yet you were offended by a trivial comment made over the internet with a lighthearted emoticon at the end? You also called him f*cking retarded early on in the convo. You still think you were the better person here and this other player was the "bad guy"? It was pitiful that you could not hold a mature conversation with someone you greifed for no reason other than retreating and trying to contend with a higher rank and possibly more skilled player.

[Masochron]

Best: Guy asking me if I liked to BMX, and if I wanted him to teach me some tricks.

 

Worst: B*tch, P*ssy, etc. You know, the usual.

[JesusFR33K]

A terrible wish. Where are we going in this game world.

That was a perfect example of a spoiled, undisciplined, squeeker with little to no parental supervision. Squeekers have no place in this game. Ppl like that are why i wont let my son get a mic.

[FFDP999]

I like when they think I'm a hacker for being accurate with a sniper. What I don't like is them reporting me for such reasons and telling me so. All that gets them is more shots to the face.

[BlueRoseGirl_xx]

Worst would be.... being a girl gamer you sometimes get guys who are trying to role play, are underage or something similar and ask me...

 

"Want to be my GF " or "Want to go on a date :D"..

 

NO THANK YOU!

 

As for the best message.. I cannot share haha.

 

I joke.

[MikeMyth]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't work. f*ck it. It's a long one.

 

Him: Killing me once or twice is fine. But putting me in a spawntrap for 5 minutes is just pure retarded. I aint even mad cuz you're just wasting your own ammo and time.

Me: Lol, with 353M$ I'm not wasting anything.

Him: Time. You could be doing something productive instead of wasting time modding money onto your account but thats on you.

Me: um, you're really f*cking retarded, huh?

Him: I don't see how that would work based on the fact I skipped a grade but keep thinking that if you want

Me: Lol, so wasting my days earning it legitimately would be more productive than doing it in minutes?

 

Yeah, you definitely skipped a grade, "PheonixBruh", LOL!

 

Him: Yes it would. One simple word, cheating. Nobody is forcing you to make millions virtually, so at least do it legit instead of being a cheap ass.

Me: How would it be more productive exactly? I'd rather enjoy the game than grind days on end just to get a floating apartment.

Him: Then enjoy the game. You dont need millions to have fun in GTA. Its an open world game. I only have 100k an I still have tons of fun playing.

Me: Fun is subjective. Some people have fun modding cars, others enjoy jet griefing. I enjoy being able to have full and immediate access to all of the game's functions.

Him: Can't argue that. But being a cheap asshole is fun for the people that do it. It f*cks everyone elses fun, which in turn makes you scum. So go die like scum. Thanks.

Me: Lol, people like you are hilarious. Most of the time I help out lower levels and give 100% cuts to people on missions. It's adorable how people like you act like modding is some sort of sin, and wish horrible things upon others for something so absurd as modding. The only person here who is scum is you. Have a good day.

Me: Blocked.

 

Was that Blasterman4EVER? lol

 

What did he do that you decided to spawn kill him for 5 minutes? And why is he scum but you are not?

How am I scum? He was a lower level than me and decided to flee to the mountains. After consistently switching passive mode on and off to taunt me, I'm going to kill him until he leaves.

 

He was lower level and ran away from you so you spawn killed him for 5 minutes? You killed him until he left because he was going in and out of passive mode?

I'm guessing the answer is "lol why not"

I mean it is GTAO and I'd laugh straight in your face if you're trying to have morality in GTA of all things. If any of you are like the guy who think I come off as worse even though he's wishing me harm over something so unimportant as a video game/modding you're pretty f*cking pitiful, sorry not sorry.

I don't know man. We didn't spend five minutes spawnkilling someone because they wished us harm in a videogame or whatever.

 

Is cyberbullying that much of an issue? Because cyberbullying isn't even a thing.

that's not really the point nor is it what happened

 

i killed him repeatedly because i felt like it

 

How is it not the point nor what happened? You clearly stated how things transpired. You'd laugh in my face for having morality yet you were offended by a trivial comment made over the internet with a lighthearted emoticon at the end? You also called him f*cking retarded early on in the convo. You still think you were the better person here and this other player was the "bad guy"? It was pitiful that you could not hold a mature conversation with someone you greifed for no reason other than retreating and trying to contend with a higher rank and possibly more skilled player.

 

it isn't what happened because I wasn't killing him because he had wished me harm it was bc i felt like it. I never laughed in your face for having morality, I laughed at you for having morality over such a petty topic as GTA. I wasn't offended by what he said in the slightest, I just find it astonishing how he could wish harm upon me over having a different perspective about modding. And I never claimed I could hold a mature conversation, or that I'm a better person than anyone else because if I were I wouldn't tell you you're going m a x i m u m a u t i s m o

Edited February 29, 2016 by MikeMyth

[BlueRoseGirl_xx]

 

 

M'lady.

 

Ouch. "Nice guy" alert!

more like lonely jackass alert

 

Lol trying to XBox live date and ishhhh LOL

[BigJoe_1]

Yesterday I took down a jet using the standard RPG, as a result I was greeted with the following message:

 

"Scummy cheating bast*rd, next time kill me without using an aimbot hack you c*nt"

 

Apparently to this guy I was using an aimbot hack to kill him. I guess after levelling up 272 times he's still unaware that flying a jet predictably will get you killed.

 

MLG tip: To be good in jets don't make your trajectory as predictable as a shell from a WW2 artillery piece.

[Acelin Walker]

I was just driving around, minding my own business until a tank blew me up about 16 times. I receive a message saying: "You're trash, just leave." He finally blows himself up because clearly his hands were too small for the controller. After we spawn, I put 2 Advanced Rifle bullets in his head, and then DROP! This continues until the score reads: "16-59". He then goes into passive mode and runs away to get another tank. I send the message, "Nah, you'd miss me too much :)". He then gets the balls to go into game chat with himself muted, just so he can hear me. Hearing me call him a little girl, he turns his mic on and says, "Bruh you're trash! If this was Traditional Aim I'd beat your ass!". I just responded with, "If you can't beat me with a tank, you're better off joining another session." He finally gets over to me on Vespucci Beach and he blows me up. At this time I was only rank 148, so I didn't have lock on rockets because they weren't out yet, and was a noob with the RPG. After he blows me up he says, "Stupid low level! Don't mess with a rank 500!". He blows me up continuously until my friend (in a Buzzard) hit him with a rocket and blew him up. Again when he was on the ground, I destroyed him. This repeated multiple times. I'd destroy him on ground, he'd cry to Pegasus, wipe the floor with me, and then die and repeat. We did this until the score read "80-349". I wish I could have taken a picture but it was like 3am and I was lazy. Before he leaves he sends me a message saying, "Trash." again. I simply responded with, "Garbage." and then he was gone for good.

[hugh750]

tonight i was near the mask shop at the beach and i saw two jet pilots flying doing stunts etc nearby soon one of them flew at me and i fired a homing rocket at him and blew him out of the sky, and a minute later he sends me a in game message saying "nice shot", i didn't reply.

[ninjaontour]

Ran into a real life CoD Noob a little while ago, and rinsed him out as he tried to drive through a firefight. He cries his eyes out and screams like a baby...

 

 

So I slapped a bounty on him, he cried a little more and then left.

 

 

There was more to his ranting, but I only have these two shots.

Edited March 1, 2016 by ninjaontour

[Turkish Turketarian]

Not so much the message that's the worst, but the person sending them.

 

Played with this guy pretty often, talked on the mic with him every time we played, seemed cool. Then he got creepy lol. He'd joke around saying we were together (wtf seriously?) I laughed it off whatever. Then it turns out he lives around 30 minutes away from me! Dude wouldn't shut up about how we are going to meet someday and he would legitimately get mad when I would talk to other friends on the mic. He bought every damn game that I bought just to play with me since I wasn't on GTA as much. Finally deleted and blocked him..

 

Like 8 months later now, guy was forgotten, I get a friend request from some random guy just saying "friend of a friend" I accept and he invites me to a party. When I join, its f*cking him! Jesus there are some true weirdos on PS

[§†range]

Yesterday I took down a jet using the standard RPG, as a result I was greeted with the following message:

 

"Scummy cheating bast*rd, next time kill me without using an aimbot hack you c*nt"

 

Apparently to this guy I was using an aimbot hack to kill him. I guess after levelling up 272 times he's still unaware that flying a jet predictably will get you killed.

 

MLG tip: To be good in jets don't make your trajectory as predictable as a shell from a WW2 artillery piece.

Surprisingly, I was complemented once for taking out a jet with my RPG. A rare occurrence for sure.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Yesterday I took down a jet using the standard RPG, as a result I was greeted with the following message:

 

"Scummy cheating bast*rd, next time kill me without using an aimbot hack you c*nt"

 

Apparently to this guy I was using an aimbot hack to kill him. I guess after levelling up 272 times he's still unaware that flying a jet predictably will get you killed.

 

MLG tip: To be good in jets don't make your trajectory as predictable as a shell from a WW2 artillery piece.

Surprisingly, I was complemented once for taking out a jet with my RPG. A rare occurrence for sure.

 

I've taken one out with my Combat MG as he tried to strafe me. And by taken out, I mean the pilot. After spawning back, he wanted to PvP me, so he went on to do that RPG + suicide sh*t. I just ignored him, and sent him a message, calling him out on his unfair and silly play-style. He then proceeded to taunt me and say I'm scared and garbage. Yeah, coming from a guy who's griefing in a jet and suicides every time he fires a rocket at somebody.

 

My friend then PvP'd him, and then he soon went passive, before leaving. lol

[Dondara]

I have had some wretched exchanges and some where almost sad how desperate some players have seemed

 

ForeverAlone: I know we just met, but would you be my GTA gf?

Me: That is sweet of you to ask but I am here to play, not date.

FA: Oh, ok. we can still be friends, right?

Me: Have you ever seen the South Park movie?

FA: No, is it good?

Me: the best. Stan has a great scene where he gets the best advice I ever heard in a movie. You should see it

 

Poor sap was trying to friendzone himself. Guys, if a woman responds to the wimpy, sensitive routine. She will leave you for another woman at some point.

[Nomis24]

The most random hate message I've received was while doing races. I was in a lobby with 5-6 other players, I won about 7-8 races in a row and we were racing legit without catchup and slipstream. One guy sent me : '' I hate you with my entire being ''. I took it as a compliment haha

[jyssys]

 

Me: the best. Stan has a great scene where he gets the best advice I ever heard in a movie. You should see it

 

What, "find the clitoris"? That IS a great advice!

[jatiger13]

Some guy, I'm guessing around 13 years old, sent me a text.

 

Him "I f*cked ur mom last night".

 

My response "I know, I was there"

 

Him again "huh? I was BSing"

 

No sh*t, Sherlock.

 

 

Then he realized I have a mic, he had one too btw.

 

Him "Bruh, is that you talking?"

 

Me "Uhm, yeah"

 

Him "Your voice scares me"

 

What the f*ck?

[Pedinhuh]

This one was yesterday:

*Does the fire trail glitch*

Kid: Hey thats cool, how you do that?

Me: f*ck you, that how;

Kid: jerk I'll report you;

Me: Go ahead.

[Dondara]

 

 

Me: the best. Stan has a great scene where he gets the best advice I ever heard in a movie. You should see it

 

What, "find the clitoris"? That IS a great advice!

 

 

Watch it again. smh

Edited March 2, 2016 by Dondara

[Stealthflight]

Please, can a few players here give me their input? I have a most confusing experience last night. Girl gamers esp helpful if they can answer what in the world happened

 

So I'm fighting this girl character. 90 percent of the time, I assume male but in the world of gaming, I really don't care, men and women are free and equal to play.

 

She/ He kills me, I kill her,

 

The one time she/ he got me, I was a little butthurt but I text back, "quite a low K/d ratio you got there"

 

she/he texts back. "Sweetheart, its how you play the game " (wink)

 

So I automatically assume its a genuine girl player, I text back, "A real girl, right on ! =) (smiley face)

 

I thought Id make peace and tell her how cool she was

 

She texts back. "What???????"

 

I text back, "My apologies you must be a boy then"

 

I leave it at that.

 

She texts back, " @#$% You are blocked from now on. Don't know what youre trying to say Mr but you can stop right there !!!!! Im blocking you from EVER contacting me again !!!!!!!

 

 

Im scratching my head, what the f*ck, is this like holding a door open for a lady and then she attacks you with her purse? Did she take it wrong? What in the hell is wrong with people? Im almost rank 400, never got blocked by anyone, have healthy and cruel text sparring with other players quite regularly but first time I say high and congratulate a girl player she goes off on me, What did I do wrong?

[LordOfMittens]

"Hey, sexy." Then, later on, "Sorry for assuming you were a girl."

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Not so much the message that's the worst, but the person sending them.

 

Played with this guy pretty often, talked on the mic with him every time we played, seemed cool. Then he got creepy lol. He'd joke around saying we were together (wtf seriously?) I laughed it off whatever. Then it turns out he lives around 30 minutes away from me! Dude wouldn't shut up about how we are going to meet someday and he would legitimately get mad when I would talk to other friends on the mic. He bought every damn game that I bought just to play with me since I wasn't on GTA as much. Finally deleted and blocked him..

 

Like 8 months later now, guy was forgotten, I get a friend request from some random guy just saying "friend of a friend" I accept and he invites me to a party. When I join, its f*cking him! Jesus there are some true weirdos on PS

 

Tell Erdogan, he'll put this homo in jail forever!

[Zerani]

I got called a jew because I went passive right before a reversing Zentorno tried to stickybomb my Ingot.

[Pedinhuh]

Please, can a few players here give me their input? I have a most confusing experience last night. Girl gamers esp helpful if they can answer what in the world happened

 

So I'm fighting this girl character. 90 percent of the time, I assume male but in the world of gaming, I really don't care, men and women are free and equal to play.

 

She/ He kills me, I kill her,

 

The one time she/ he got me, I was a little butthurt but I text back, "quite a low K/d ratio you got there"

 

she/he texts back. "Sweetheart, its how you play the game " (wink)

 

So I automatically assume its a genuine girl player, I text back, "A real girl, right on ! =) (smiley face)

 

I thought Id make peace and tell her how cool she was

 

She texts back. "What???????"

 

I text back, "My apologies you must be a boy then"

 

I leave it at that.

 

She texts back, " @#$% You are blocked from now on. Don't know what youre trying to say Mr but you can stop right there !!!!! Im blocking you from EVER contacting me again !!!!!!!

 

 

Im scratching my head, what the f*ck, is this like holding a door open for a lady and then she attacks you with her purse? Did she take it wrong? What in the hell is wrong with people? Im almost rank 400, never got blocked by anyone, have healthy and cruel text sparring with other players quite regularly but first time I say high and congratulate a girl player she goes off on me, What did I do wrong?

You tried your luck with her, thats what you did wrong. Surely she overreacted about it, but some girls don't like when a man tries to approach them out of the blue like that.

 

Also, whats so special about a girl playing videogames? They exist for quite a lot of time all already, in fact, the term "girl gamer" is just obnoxious, she's just another gamer.

 

That is all.

[Stealthflight]

@Pedinhuh, think youre right, she thought I was being flirty, LIke my next line was going to be "hey baby, since I found out youre real,...."

Pretty sad world some ladies have to be defensive like that when that was never my intent. I just wanted, expected a smile in return. Wasn't going further beyond that.

 

It was just nice to see a serious girl gamer, last one I heard on the mike, it went like this. "oh my gaawd, did that guy just shoot at us????? WTF, WTF, OMG OMG OMG. why is he shooting at us ! Oh My Gawd, Hes coming back. Why did he shoot at us OMG"

 

I guess I have to rethink my friendliness next time I compliment though, even you read it that way. I need to brush up on social skills, I paired and married up right away in life, rarely dated. Girl at work though filed a sexual harassment case for a male co worker saying she had a nice new haircut. lol

Edited March 2, 2016 by Stealthflight