What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[RussianCommie]

I was doing the Humane Labs Finale last night and was given the role of the pilot, surprise surprise . I've been given that role so much times that I've pretty much nailed down of how to avoid the helicopters when they fire and to get through the parts with barely any damage. We were on the final stretch of the heist where you pick up the two ground members and you have to destroy the final choppers that come after you, the other players did a solid job and took them out fairly quick, so hats off to them. The gunner messaged me after saying "Nice flying :)", I just messaged him back a simple "Thanks, dude :)" because I still had to fly the chopper to the meeting point. It might have been a small gesture, but none the less, It was something nice to see and I appreciated the words.

[LT. Ronald C. Spiers]

 

Drove some players around the city in a bus from LS Customs and dropped them back off at the same place, got this message back

[Shootinalloveryourface]

I was hosting some races, doing the usual. Click auto invite and let the timer run down and race. Custom on, catchup on.

 

A high level from a racing crew joined. I won the race. He messaged me saying "you've been found out you fraud"

[am30]

I was hosting some races, doing the usual. Click auto invite and let the timer run down and race. Custom on, catchup on.

 

A high level from a racing crew joined. I won the race. He messaged me saying "you've been found out you fraud"

 

Name and shame.

[CarcerCityMadMan]

Some noob rolls up in his T 20 thinking he was invincible,i blasted him the f*ck outta gta he messages 27,500$ ,i reply worth every penny

Edited November 29, 2015 by CarcerCityMadMan

[Turkish Turketarian]

Just a few days ago some guy sent me a message asking "do you want to webcam?" 5 minutes after that message, he sends me a picture... a mirror selfie of him in his boxers with no shirt on PlayStation has some weird ass people.

[Clintonics]

A random fourth:


This is probably someone on this forum lol:

[Timcatgt5]

"Danke" 8 times after getting someone a Dubsta 2.

 

No need to tell you what language he was speaking.

[Skeve613]

*playing on my female character

 

 

"Hey baby"

 

 

*sender gets blown up by Hydra jet

 

 

"bitch"

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

*playing on my female character

 

 

"Hey baby"

 

 

*sender gets blown up by Hydra jet

 

 

"bitch"

How are people so stupid? Never judge a person's gender based on their character.

[ce102088]

Some guy earlier this week was calling me a "puss" ( that's exactly what he typed ) and repeatedly send messages calling me a b*tch and other things. All for beating him in The Beast in free mode as well i won with over 75% health. He was mad as i went into passive as i had just won the beast after shreking the 6-8 people chasing me simply by outrunning and occasionally shooting out their tires ( i went passive because i was spawned about a block away from the 6-8 people i beat who were also all dark red and didn't want to be hunted down or mugged ). he chased me around and messaged insults at me for like 20 minutes and blew my cars up whenever i would leave them behind to go inside my house or another car or building.

Some noob rolls up in his T 20 thinking he was invincible,i blasted him the f*ck outta gta he messages 27,500$ ,i reply worth every penny

 

lol i do that all the time when people attack me i roll up in my T 20 let them blow it up and send them messages like that.

"Danke" 8 times after getting someone a Dubsta 2.

No need to tell you what language he was speaking.

 

that was great i looked it up it means thank you.

[Cavot]

Had an interesting text a long while back...

 

Random guy texts me "Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love :("

 

Out of boredom, I reply "Because I can't take the heart break"

 

He replies "Fist me"

 

I didn't say jack sh*t after that, mostly because I didn't want to continue the conversation and I was to busy laughing my ass off at the other texts he sent a buddy of mine who was in my party.

[State_Trooper]

"I like your mom cookies"

"Pxssy Cxnt"

[Blondude]

I got this once. Funny considering I have literally have "dude" IN MY f*ckING NAME.

 

Also this...

[tannedchoccyuk]

"i have your ip address ,ur dead man" lol

ohh i have another one.. i killed a guy with my hydra because he was trolling in a tank... he was like " ur only good in a jet" so i decided to crash my hydra and play some snipe game... after i killed him another 10 times sent me a text " how do u hack?" and he left the session lol

[PrisonerOfEarth]

Me and my organization/crew members hunted down another organization's VIP. So, we roll up on him, I kill him and about 30 secs later I get a text from that VIP saying "N*gger". I just laughed if off.

Edited January 2, 2016 by RomeofSBD

[Absolut]

Worst messages I've seen, have been here.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

"Danke" 8 times after getting someone a Dubsta 2.

 

No need to tell you what language he was speaking.

 

Danke = Thanks in German

[Arrows to Athens]

"i have your ip address ,ur dead man" lol

ohh i have another one.. i killed a guy with my hydra because he was trolling in a tank... he was like " ur only good in a jet" so i decided to crash my hydra and play some snipe game... after i killed him another 10 times sent me a text " how do u hack?" and he left the session lol

LMAO

[am30]

I was in the Alta Street construction site doing a bit of sniping when someone lands on the top floor above me. I called Merryweather for an airstrke and got the kill.

 

I then get a message via the in-game phone which read "bbbaaaaaasssstttaaaarrrrrddddd".

 

That is all.

[Fennimoe]

When I was on PS3, there was this dude who could not kill me, no matter how hard he tried. I was destroying him and I got bored after about 25 or so kills on him. Called a Buzzard, and flew on my merry way... Shortly after, I got this.

 

[Vesper]

Lord, I wish I took a screenshot of the message I received the other day. I was helping some other guy with a fight against a few other players and my character was still wearing his long john pajama pants and sweater. After the firefight was over and we took off, I called for my car and headed for Paleto Bay. A few minutes later, I get a message from the guy I helped that read, "Dude your char's ass is unreal ))))" and I literally just stared at the message and crashed my damn JB700.

[countingfingers]

I was combating this asshole in an invisible outfit. His ass was torn severely, metaphorically speaking. Entering passive, he sent me this

"You cheating pu $$ y. I know where you live, b1tch."

 

I sent "Sure, kid" in return.

 

Then he began spamming me with insults and telling about my mom. After spending a good while reading each and everyone of his messages, I left.

 

 

Only to get another message through PS Messaging.

It read: "You're a cheating little bitch and I'm reporting you."

 

He must have been real butt hurt.

[NuclearRain777]

I was OWNING a whole lobby in a tank once, and for some reason this 5 year old (his voice sounded the part) messaged me on PS4 an audio recording, in which he said: "Be lucky I didn't kill you! I have a sniper scope to your head in real life!"

 

I responded saying: "Shoot me"

 

He responded back saying "Nah, I spare the worthless"

[frapplatte]

 

 

lol

[NuclearRain777]

 

 

lol

 

 

Top notch Banter

[Arrows to Athens]

I only allow messages from friends (one of the smartest decisions I've made in months).

But there is no way to block in-game texts, unless I'm wrong.

[grand theft spaghetti]

not sure if its been mentioned already but sending messages can be used to distract players. i send them all the time hoping the other player will spend enough time responding that my mugger gets them. sometimes it works.

[Vesper]

not sure if its been mentioned already but sending messages can be used to distract players. i send them all the time hoping the other player will spend enough time responding that my mugger gets them. sometimes it works.

 

Yes! Lmao oh my God, it's the best. I've used messages as a distraction to pop off some solid headshots long range.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

not sure if its been mentioned already but sending messages can be used to distract players. i send them all the time hoping the other player will spend enough time responding that my mugger gets them. sometimes it works.

 

Yes! Lmao oh my God, it's the best. I've used messages as a distraction to pop off some solid headshots long range.

 

They'll surely spam you with hate texts after that. lol