What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Shadowfennekin]

Respawned with one player after a Heist setup. He tries to kill me despite me being in Passive. I turn it off when he walks away and starts coming back in a car. Shoot him, collect 500 bucks. Sent mugger, hop in Armored Kuruma I had out drive up off radar and shoot him after he's mugged. Taking the 10 k along with another 500.

 

He left the session and sent a voice message saying "f*cking furry fa**ot, you fight like a bitch."

 

I replied. "I was teaching you a lesson, stop being a pussy and trying to kill people after Heists."

[iTaliahR]

The worst In-Text messages I get are "You a hoe" and "Send me pics" God, what is wrong with these children?

[DrDrGreenthumb]

I once told someone that I hope your mother finds you dead with your pants down.

[cipher656]

I got the best and worst in the same message. "I like your shoes they're very pretty"

[Sky_Light12]

this will teach him a lesson

 

 

on a first job , he called me a " indonesian bastard " ( i respond : " ooh i feel offended when you say that " ) . the second time i joined his party and he call me a " indonesian prick " , clearly i'm not amused about that

 

i've killed him after exiting passive mode and while he's inside insurgent pick-up then i honk my kuruma " sad trombone " ( this is fit while trolling him ) and then i managed re-enter passive mode . i follow him with my horn , i've reverse when he tried get into my car , called 911 , sent a mugger to rob his 6K & he avoided my mercenaries

Edited July 27, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[RayBanNeonColors420]

I got completely random msg from what was obvi a pedophile. "Im horny, are you a 12yo boy? Mmmmm I love little boys". I never report anyone but this disgusting turd made me go out of my way and actally call sony to report his gt. They said he would be banned but I dunno man those japanese ppl are into some wierd sexual pedo sh*t.

 

This is why little kids should not play games like this, the creepers are fukn everywhere.

[Broblab]

 

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

 

When i first read it, i thought it could have been the bounty but idk

 

Some guy saw my rank and messaged me saying hacker.. and at the time (about a week or 2 ago) I was a rank 130 or something..

 

i wish i would run into someone like that. im pushing 500 and nobody seems to care :C

[am30]

 

 

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

 

When i first read it, i thought it could have been the bounty but idk

 

Some guy saw my rank and messaged me saying hacker.. and at the time (about a week or 2 ago) I was a rank 130 or something..

 

i wish i would run into someone like that. im pushing 500 and nobody seems to care :C

 

 

521 on my main character. I get people asking for money or if I know any good glitches from time to time. Got quite tiresome before I switched from the 360 to the Xbone last November but now it just makes me laugh.

[We Are Ninja]

 

 

[Creme_Brulee]

Well, I've only gotten stuff like "r u a hacker?" or "pls gimme moneyy".

I don't receive messages, I'm the one who sends them.

*Kappa*

[bossofzeeland]

Tonight i was following a random player after he killed me once. He went in passive and wanted to pick up hookers. But i drove over them as soon as they came to his car. After a while he texted: "Please go away, i just want to f*ck bitches :(".

 

I nearly died there laughing

[Prodigy_Rocks_]

Stuff like "are you a modder", "p****y", profanity over the mic. I find these hilarious.

[G4M6L3]

I can be pretty hard to kill so he says..

 

 

 

[craigdyid]

I got a message once from another guy who was in passive not doing anything. I hadn't attempted to communicate or talk with him bet for some reason he decided to let me know what he was doing...

 

"I'm eating a curry"

 

I didn't really know how to respond to that...

I got completely random msg from what was obvi a pedophile. "Im horny, are you a 12yo boy? Mmmmm I love little boys". I never report anyone but this disgusting turd made me go out of my way and actally call sony to report his gt. They said he would be banned but I dunno man those japanese ppl are into some wierd sexual pedo sh*t.

This is why little kids should not play games like this, the creepers are fukn everywhere.

 

I doubt it was actually a peadophile, more likely someone who thought they were being clever. But you did the right thing by reporting it.

Edited July 27, 2015 by craigdyid

[craigdyid]

I actually had some random person text me back that what I originally texted THEM was the best thing someone's ever texted them.

 

My message:

 

"Help, I spawned in the middle of no where and too lazy to walk out. Please come get me"

 

I also like to randomly text people in the lobby "Pretend like I'm a pony" to see the reactions.

 

There's been a time before when I wqas bored and invited people to my apartment. One guy I must've invited about 6 x. I then started messaging him saying I was starting to get offended... No response... I sent him messages saying I was hurt and upset... no response... I told him I was going to come and kill him to show him how much it hurts for him not to accept my invite and I get "FCK YOU APARTMENT PUSS PUSS". After that I left my apartment, came over in my big red insurgent and proceeded to spawn kill him.

 

I think I over reacted...

[Captain Sensib1e]

Somebody said I look like a heroine addict. Some of the angles and lighting in the Heist cut scenes does make my character look weird.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Captain Sensib1e

[Axiom XIII]

"nazi c*nt eating sausage"

just because I won a race lmao

[Thousand Accent]

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

 

I think he meant to kill players that have red blimps.

 

You know, the assholes who has an unquenchable bloodlust.

[craigdyid]

Somebody said I look like a heroine addict. Some of the angles and lighting in the Heist cut scenes does make my character look weird.

 

Most female characters tend to look like junkies

[Dan McChill]

"Portugal is Spain's bitch!"

 

Ouch, my patriotism. (not!)

[customkingpimp]

this will teach him a lesson

 

 

on a first job , he called me a " indonesian bastard " ( i respond : " ooh i feel offended when you say that " ) . the second time i joined his party and he call me a " indonesian prick " , clearly i'm not amused about that

 

i've killed him after exiting passive mode and while he's inside insurgent pick-up then i honk my kuruma " sad trombone " ( this is fit while trolling him ) and then i managed re-enter passive mode . i follow him with my horn , i've reverse when he tried get into my car , called 911 , sent a mugger to rob his 6K & he avoided my mercenaries

Cool story, how did you call a mugger and mercenaries when you were in passive

[Sky_Light12]

 

this will teach him a lesson

 

 

on a first job , he called me a " indonesian bastard " ( i respond : " ooh i feel offended when you say that " ) . the second time i joined his party and he call me a " indonesian prick " , clearly i'm not amused about that

 

i've killed him after exiting passive mode and while he's inside insurgent pick-up then i honk my kuruma " sad trombone " ( this is fit while trolling him ) and then i managed re-enter passive mode . i follow him with my horn , i've reverse when he tried get into my car , called 911 , sent a mugger to rob his 6K & he avoided my mercenaries

Cool story, how did you call a mugger and mercenaries when you were in passive

 

oh , forgot to fully explain that : first trolling , everyone gets disconnected suddenly ( except me ) . in second attempt ( by going to his profile and join his session ) , disabled passive mode and sent both mugger and mercenaries

[NoxKira]

After finishing a heated heist with the worst group of heist players. (They weren't terrible players, but they weren't very nice, lol.) I finally got back into my apartment after collecting $125,000 from the humane labs heist. To my surprise, I receive a message from one of the most rude heist members on the team. I could not have prepared myself for the pure abuse he sent me. It read, "Sometimes when I'm alone, I throw loaves of bread at people walking by, while wearing a duck suit."

 

I was so angered by this insult, I killed him a few times.

[bossofzeeland]

So today i came across this playet named "ikbeneenjustin" (english translation: IAmAJustin)

 

So i texted him: Are you a justin?

He texted back: No, I'm your creator

 

After that i lost connection

[x_FRoe__]

It's funny how we have this thread and the community talk as if they don't send burt hurt messages themselves lol.

 

I can tell you now that certain forum users send Butthurt keyboard warrior type messages and I know as I have been the reciever of them. It's not smart having your GT in your signature when your a bitch too. I ain't naming anyone but you'll know who you are..

 

Like to add I have the most respect for the players who I have completely owned and they don't bother saying a single word. Take it like a true man so congrats to you all..

[G4M6L3]

It's funny how we have this thread and the community talk as if they don't send burt hurt messages themselves lol.

 

You win some and you lose some man. But that's not the title of the thread bro.. OP is just looking for msgs received.

 

OT: I was just going through my old messages and I think this one is good lol.. I guess this guy thought I was a modder cause K/d yada yada and he sends me a msgs "Donate to the poor? Its hard on these streets." Hahaha

Edited July 29, 2015 by G4M6L3

[Cutter De Blanc]

I sent mercenaries after this low level random and watched him run from them on the TV. After they killed him I sent him a text "You weren't even trying" he then texts back "who are you" to which I replied "the devil."

He then quickly left the session

[ciel]

"Brony f*cker" is one I got via a text in game yesterday. I lol'd

[crazyfluke]

I had a good one the other day - I was driving about in my Sterling GT in freeroam and I this kid messages with;

 

"ur a f u c k i n p u s s y come out so i can kill u"

 

despite the fact I was driving about lol - so I jumped in my Buzzard and swooped down and blow him up in his PV

 

then i get

 

"pay for my car u c u n t"

 

I killed him a few more times just for fun and he left

 

I really don't understand how some peoples brains work (if at all) on GTAO but maybe 1/5 people I come across in missions and stuff are geniunely nice people

[Blasterman4EVER]

I only allow messages from friends (one of the smartest decisions I've made in months).