What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Treys]

Hmm, I got called a prick today. A couple of friends were killing each other, just to get better at the game and because I came over and ruined their "unofficial 1v1" it pissed them off. Nonetheless, I told them I didn't know the situation and they were cool with it. Earlier this week I got called Og-pussyman (my gamertag is OG-triggaman) because I RPG'd a guy that was hiding around a corner. *Shrugs* sorry, if you're camping a corner I just cant help it, I've been counter-RPG'd plenty of times where I die, I don't complain.

[JobAnonymous]

Best and worst: "stupid child go masterbait"

Edited June 10, 2015 by JobAnonymous

[monkb4skunk]

 

 

 

I got this exact same message. Joshku you suck balls

 

You got this message too? Mine was on an old account. So is it like a troll thing to scare people then?just someone needing attention I guess. There mum probably didn't pick them up when they were crying as a baby. All you can do if laugh (untill some madman turns up)

[Furry_Monkey]

I had a guy start on me using in-game messaging and then took it to PSN so he could send longer messages. There was nothing in there but calling me gay, basically. I'd killed him about 5 times and was using stunting as a method of tactical retreat and also for gaining the advantage of higher ground. That clearly means that I'm a homosexual, apparently.

 

I told him that calling people gay is pathetic. It's old, cliched and not actually an insult. He never responded after that.

[WarnerKiller]

I had a guy start on me using in-game messaging and then took it to PSN so he could send longer messages. There was nothing in there but calling me gay, basically. I'd killed him about 5 times and was using stunting as a method of tactical retreat and also for gaining the advantage of higher ground. That clearly means that I'm a homosexual, apparently.

 

I told him that calling people gay is pathetic. It's old, cliched and not actually an insult. He never responded after that.

Your retort was probably somewhat above his IQ. I mean, does anybody past about 9 years old use homosexuality as an insult?! If so, that's totally gay.

[VanessaMagick]

I had a guy start on me using in-game messaging and then took it to PSN so he could send longer messages. There was nothing in there but calling me gay, basically. I'd killed him about 5 times and was using stunting as a method of tactical retreat and also for gaining the advantage of higher ground. That clearly means that I'm a homosexual, apparently.

 

I told him that calling people gay is pathetic. It's old, cliched and not actually an insult. He never responded after that.

 

Yeah. That guy sounds like a total fag.

 

/s

Edited June 10, 2015 by VanessaMagick

[Sky_Light12]

 

I had a guy start on me using in-game messaging and then took it to PSN so he could send longer messages. There was nothing in there but calling me gay, basically. I'd killed him about 5 times and was using stunting as a method of tactical retreat and also for gaining the advantage of higher ground. That clearly means that I'm a homosexual, apparently.

 

I told him that calling people gay is pathetic. It's old, cliched and not actually an insult. He never responded after that.

 

Yeah. That guy sounds like a total fag.

 

/s

" positive players " hates strategy ( usually identified when they say " you got no skillz " )

[Kajjy]

In the early days of Online on PS3, I was in my apartment when I received some messages from another player. The first said "can u pls come get me i cant drive". The second said "i cant drive i think its because im girl"

[Retired Mafia]

i was hosting a crew event when one of my friends in the session messaged me:

 

"my sister is having a baby as we speak, got to go, will be back soon".

 

he got back 1,5 hours later saying " i'm an uncle now!"

 

best message i've every recieved, i wouldn't have gotten back online if i were him.

[Cancerslug]

I get a kick out of sending this message sequence to all players in the lobby:

 

 

1. I have been sent here to kill you.

 

Some ignore, some will answer "bring it on @#%!#" or "why?"

 

 

2. This is not personal, it is business for my client

 

Then people start responding asking what the heck I'm talking about or who the client is.

 

3. I will find you...and I will kill you. It is my destiny.

By this time I usually have half the lobby's white dots heading in my direction.

 

4. I have changed my mind, we are now scooter brothers

Some get the reference and laugh, others call me a b*tch and f*ggot

 

 

All of the above makes for some pretty funny outcomes and scenarios. I get mugged, shot by off-the-radar guys, crashed into by planes, sniped, merc's sent at me, bountys on me. Of course I also like to be somewhat hidden sitting in my tank so that when they come hauling butt around the corner to confront me they're met face to face with a tank barrel staring at them. 99% of the time I don't even shoot them, I just like watching their reaction.

Well played

[Vova07]

I sent this guy a text in game saying "Do you even know how to use the gun?" When he was the gunner in the Humane Labs Raid and I saw 7 buzzards following the Valkyrie in the finale. He said "Lol forgot about it".

 

The Online Community is very smart.

[adirtygriff]

Every person who kills me, i just send a message saying "I don't think you understand skyler. I am the one who knocks" or some variation of it. Then i'll hunt them down.

[Captain Sensib1e]

"wtf?"

 

After I ran over and killed a bounty hunter with a submarine.

[egomaniac247]

I actually had some random person text me back that what I originally texted THEM was the best thing someone's ever texted them.

 

My message:

"Help, I spawned in the middle of no where and too lazy to walk out. Please come get me"

 

I also like to randomly text people in the lobby "Pretend like I'm a pony" to see the reactions.

[Claptrap NL]

I just received something in Spanish from a Mexican who thought he's El Chapo.

Wants 55% for himself, gives the rest 15% and switch that between 0 and 15 untill the heist starts.

[Cavot]

I just mugged a guy who sniped me out of my car and sent him a message saying "Karma lol", he replied back with "your soft", so, decided to mess with the guy a bit and say "Thank you I use lotion to keep it nice and soft." He never replied back after I said that.

Edited July 27, 2015 by Viper5900

[CaptainMarvel]

I just mugged a guy who sniped me out of my car and sent him a message saying "Karma lol", he replied back with "your soft", so, decided to mess with the guy a bit and say "Thank you I use lotion to keep it nice and soft." He never replied back after I said that.

You sure showed him?

[Skeve613]

Best: Not exactly a message per se, but after playing a bit of free roam and a few contact missions I got a party invite a did not recognize, and accepted, just for giggles, and the first thing I overhear is, "This guy I invited is a f**king god of helicopters and jets"

 

 

Worst: "haha lol fag you gonna get haxed lmao"

 

On receiving this last one, I promptly retrieved my jet and proceeded to spawn-kill the sender like nothing else until he left the lobby.

[ChrissDaMan]

A player apologized after blowin up my PV. Shocking but it's true

 

Lol, I hit a guy on a motorcycle today, he died and I took his bike and drove it to him!

 

 

OT

 

One time I came across this guy, parked along the side of his car. He sends me a messages

 

"You fu*king pussy, getting killed so much that u gotto stay in passivemode"

 

 

I go out of passivemode, kill himm, he sent a OneToOne Deathmatch-invite.

 

It ends up with me winning 5-1, even with his anoying friend killing me... Keep in mind you can't see anyone else in the lobby on the radar while in OtoO-deatmatch.

 

Then I kill his friend, he invites me to a OneToOne, again, I win again with a score of 5-2, again with them both killing me!

 

 

 

I went back to Passivemode, and their hate kept rolling in on the phone!

 

 

 

 

 

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[Alvarez]

"I bet u kiss girls u fag."

 

I couldn't even

Edited July 27, 2015 by Alvarez

[am30]

A particularly uneducated chap from one of the southern states in the good ol' US of A once told me over the mic to "go f**k the Queen you English fag".

 

Upon proceeding to explain all the errors in his request he became rather angry. All because I got to a decent spot in a survival before him. As he was the host, he was under the impression that he was the survival king and could boss everyone else around.

[Lay]

After annoying some jet griefer I decided to head back to my apartment at Alta Street. But I set 3 sticky bombs at the top of the drive way into the garage as I usually do when I antagonise someone. The Jet griefer sent me a few raging texts and with his hydra decided to hover above the drive way. I text him saying, watch this.. and blew up the bombs, killing him in the process.

 

He sent me a lot of "noob" texts.

[Cavot]

 

I just mugged a guy who sniped me out of my car and sent him a message saying "Karma lol", he replied back with "your soft", so, decided to mess with the guy a bit and say "Thank you I use lotion to keep it nice and soft." He never replied back after I said that.

You sure showed him?

 

No, I was just f*cking with the dude lol.

[Lay]

Or just preparing to f*ck the dude.

[Timcatgt5]

When people notice my Hearse, they ask me for one, and I am more than happy to give them one. Most of the time I get compliments such as "thank you" or "much appreciated".

 

I rarely get bad messages now because I turned off messaging so they can't message me on PSN and I ignore in-game messages.

[BigStu4q]

Best was in the early days of GTAO, was doing rooftop rumble with randoms, riding my bagger and the last one alive on my team, got a message saying 'nice bike'

 

Funniest: 'I kill you on accident, why you kill me purposse?' ignored the message

 

Best rage: heard some guy sounding like he was turning into the hulk after he killed my crew-mate and i killed him back (voicemail)

 

Most annoying: (i get these about twice a week) 'go to XX website and win an ipad/iphone/some crap or other

[Demoz]

I sent this dude a message saying something like change the race type, he replies with "Wat"

 

f*cking wow haha

[Lay]

I sent this dude a message saying something like change the race type, he replies with "Wat"

 

f*cking wow haha

 

Happens in deathmatches. Full lobby and the host has it set to 25 kills. So I send him a message saying "take off target score" 9/10 I get a reply that is "????" or "wat"

[whywontyoulisten]

"Hey sexy" repeatedly, plus endless air-thrusting in Trash Truck instead of actually doing the setup. I don't think some people have ever met a female character before. Duly shot upon returning to freemode.

[Demoz]

 

I sent this dude a message saying something like change the race type, he replies with "Wat"

 

f*cking wow haha

 

Happens in deathmatches. Full lobby and the host has it set to 25 kills. So I send him a message saying "take off target score" 9/10 I get a reply that is "????" or "wat"

 

Dude its so funny though just how clueless some people are on GTA V