What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[gnomefromnome]

Mr. Jet Griefer was mad I shot down his plane with explosive rounds, and set a bounty on him.

 

His simple text which was probably done in anger "duonce"

[hugh750]

On 2/11/2021 at 4:44 PM, SqualidCoyote said:

 

let's not!

 

[Aquamaniac]

Wierd: Some guy texted me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I played with a female character, he said he needs a girlfriend, maybe he meant a girlfriend ingame? Told him that I am no girl.

 

Nice: Some guy texted me if I can pick him up from the shore at Paleto Bay, did it and drive him to the city, guy said thanks and went his own ways.

[Tomtomsengermany]

"Thanks dear"

 

From a guy who tried to sell his nightclub and was under attack by a jet griefer, hiding under a bridge. Friend and me took out our jets, were starting Headhunter ( so he couldnt go passive) and were spawn-killing the griefer for 15 minutes

 

"Nuttensohn" ( son of a bitch) 

 

From a high level griefer ( lv 754). After he found out that it was a bad idea to attack my low level account during sourcing air freight crates. he got clapped and shortly before he rage quitted he sent me this.

 

"pssy"

 

Jet griefer who saw a good opportunity in boosting his kd on some low level  who were playing " King of the hill" on the beach. We were 5 at this moment

 

Was not really interested into him during the event and prevered to fight the other players for becoming koth ( failed miserably btw). He was 6-0 up as the event was over.

 

Shoot him down with bst and heavy sniper and sniped him several times on the beach until he ghosted me. He tried to get a new jet so i called in a friend to help me. He killed him several times too until he ghosted him too. We placed both bounties on him and sniped him at the airport a dozen times. He even didnt tried to fight back and only tried to reach his hangar. 

He ghosted both of us and tried to kill noobs on the map with his new lazer. Took mine out. He crashed. Killed him on the ground. He sent me "noob" and ragequitted too. Score at this moment 15-7 to me

 

 

 

 

 

[Gridl0k]

Not a message to me but I did see an Xbox Looking for Game post that went something like

 

boyfriend/girlfriend rp. u were the girl skin.

 

Will haunt me forever.

[DeltaV20]

"lzzzzz_' 
"1v0 noob" 
"suk yo mama"  
 

[gnomefromnome]

4 hours ago, DeltaV20 said:

"lzzzzz_' 
"1v0 noob" 
"suk yo mama"  
 

 

I got one that said "lzzzz btch"

 

is that lzzzz slang for something?

[DeltaV20]

it means lose i guess , probably a motto of tryhards lol 

[BJBooBoo]

3 hours ago, gnomefromnome said:

 

I got one that said "lzzzz btch"

 

is that lzzzz slang for something?

If someone says that to you it means you're doing better in life than they are.

[wei wei]

15 hours ago, Aquamaniac said:

Weird: Some guy texted me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I played with a female character, he said he needs a girlfriend, maybe he meant a girlfriend ingame? Told him that I am no girl.

 

this reminds me of a male friend i play with. his character is female, and he constantly gets the question if he's really a girl in RL. nevermind the fact that his XBONE profile photo is of a guy.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

4 hours ago, DeltaV20 said:

it means lose i guess , probably a motto of tryhards lol 

I would say its more like a calling card for tryhards.

[TCA]

On 2/1/2021 at 11:06 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

It's even better when you destroy them in the 1v1. They either make up some half-assed excuse that came out from their backside, or they leave the session out of humiliation. 

Or they tell you they're "up" globally and they probably aren't.

[hugh750]

i got this one about an hour ago from a random i killed with my sparrow for his $7k bounty.

what i did is called bounty hunting.

 

Edited February 25, 2021 by hugh750

[Arrows to Athens]

On 2/25/2021 at 6:44 AM, hugh750 said:

i got this one about an hour ago from a random i killed with my sparrow for his $7k bounty.

what i did is called bounty hunting.

 

Imagine getting salty because your bounty got claimed.

[NULL AND VOID]

 I text/compliment a guys "rank" and he says this to me:

 

"I want a gold toilet" 

 

Not much happened after that.

[gnomefromnome]

5 hours ago, NULL AND VOID said:

 I text/compliment a guys "rank" and he says this to me:

 

"I want a gold toilet" 

 

Not much happened after that.

[hugh750]

last night outside the casino entrance, i got jumped by a level 24 random who killed me before i could defend myself and the random messages me "trash".

when i respawned i killed the random, the random sends me another message "still trash".

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

4 hours ago, hugh750 said:

last night outside the casino entrance, i got jumped by a level 24 random who killed me before i could defend myself and the random messages me "trash".

when i respawned i killed the random, the random sends me another message "still trash".

see I can't seem to acknowledge how Randoms kill you once and then say you're trash, its completely illogical.

 They think they're so competent after getting 1 kill. Absolutely pathetic.

[touchedmysoul09]

Randomly sent with no prior interaction...

 

Me: "Wow, you're pleasant."

 

A few minutes later after he spent some time hiding in the tunnels in a Toreador, I decided to see if he was stupid enough to fall for the good ol' proximity mines down the tunnels tactic as he chased after me...

 

Me: "Wow, would you look at that!"

Him: *leaves session*

Edited March 4, 2021 by touchedmysoul09

[NULL AND VOID]

Playing as a rank 0062 today... Some random after I text him "PR traaash"

 

"Come meet me at Friendship beach"

 

God, I started laughing like a mixed breed Hyena. This idiot thinks I'm really in gta online only level 62... 

 

"Friendship Beach"

Edited March 3, 2021 by NULL AND VOID

[hugh750]

i got this message from a random today who was on a oppressor mk2 with a $3k bounty (after repeatedly trying to claim his bounty).

i managed to claim it with my sparrow by spamming missiles at him until i got him.

then i go passive.

after he sent me his message (i didn't reply but i basically said to myself "i was going after your bounty stupid").

after that he kept attacking me.

 

Edited March 3, 2021 by hugh750

[Arrows to Athens]

On 3/3/2021 at 3:19 AM, touchedmysoul09 said:

Randomly sent with no prior interaction...

 

Me: "Wow, you're pleasant."

 

A few minutes later after he spent some time hiding in the tunnels in a Toreador, I decided to see if he was stupid enough to fall for the good ol' proximity mines down the tunnels tactic as he chased after me...

 

Me: "Wow, would you look at that!"

Him: *leaves session*

Haha What a dozy pillock. Ate his words real quick. Must have been so satisfying seeing "HACKER REPORT left" on the bottom left of the screen. What kind of half-assed, pathetic gamertag is that anyway? 

[No Homing]

Bad sport players are horrible at math.

Accidently sent a mugger after the wrong player, he gets mugged for 10k.

He texts me: 'That worked nicely, free 10k for me :)'

 

[touchedmysoul09]

7 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Haha What a dozy pillock. Ate his words real quick. Must have been so satisfying seeing "HACKER REPORT left" on the bottom left of the screen. What kind of half-assed, pathetic gamertag is that anyway? 

It was satisfying for sure since it was so effortless, but honestly I found it more hilarious than anything else. As far as the gamertag - I'd say its pathetic, half-assed nature accurately reflects the nature of the player behind the name...so it's fitting 

[gnomefromnome]

"You have a MkII and your hiding?"

 

this from a tool who used Off Radar and activates Ghost Organization every chance he got.

 

yeah I'm hiding, can't see you coming with you abusing Ghost and Off Radar

[MayoChiki]

Alone in a session.

Player suddenly joins.

"Nice outfit" or something like that

*Player* left

 

This was in an Invite Only session.

[Gridl0k]

Finishes CPH 2-player with a random, with full gold and elite, me taking 15%

8 seconds later

"How do i make money???"

[Arrows to Athens]

17 hours ago, gnomefromnome said:

"You have a MkII and your hiding?"

 

this from a tool who used Off Radar and activates Ghost Organization every chance he got.

 

yeah I'm hiding, can't see you coming with you abusing Ghost and Off Radar

I like how these tryhards and griefers want all of their kills handed to them on a plate. They get angry if you try to avoid being killed by them, yet will do anything and stop at nothing to avoid being killed by you and play like the sweatiest player imaginable. 

[touchedmysoul09]

19 hours ago, MayoChiki said:

Alone in a session.

Player suddenly joins.

"Nice outfit" or something like that

*Player* left

 

This was in an Invite Only session.

Hey, better than my Invite Only breach. I got orbed out of the blue by a player I've never encountered and then shortly after they left. Scared the sh*t out of me since I thought I was alone in that session

 

ETA - Oh and get this - their gamertag was "Orb Party"....classy.

Edited March 9, 2021 by touchedmysoul09

[Tomtomsengermany]

"Your a joke"

Wannabe he couldnt get a single kill on me in his lazer, even i was on the ground and didnt blew myself up. After i entered my lazer he left.

 

"Fight like a real man" said the guy who was always on BST, used explosives and left after i shot his lazer down. Killed him with bandito while he was on ghost when i received his message

 

And my favorite: 

 

"Ur toxic"

Jet griefer who killed randoms and destroyed sales after got clapped