What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[No Homing]

Just now, Arrows to Athens said:

I honestly have no idea. Today, though, I saw him drive around in his Duke O' Death and get out of it to shoot people out of their cars, but most of the time, he failed.

 

What a strange fellow. 

Lol once he told me to never wipe my bottom on the curtains.

Well, thanks, but I wasn't going to do that lol.

[Arrows to Athens]

Just now, No Homing said:

Lol once he told me to never wipe my bottom on the curtains.

Well, thanks, but I wasn't going to do that lol.

He's sent quite a few strange messages in the past. Once, he told me to never dry slap an orangutan. Not sure what a "dry slap" is.

 

Who even comes up with this stuff?

[No Homing]

16 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

He's sent quite a few strange messages in the past. Once, he told me to never dry slap an orangutan. Not sure what a "dry slap" is.

 

Who even comes up with this stuff?

Well, I don't think it's smart to slap an orangutan in any form, dry, wet, or whatever.

[Arrows to Athens]

5 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Well, I don't think it's smart to slap an orangutan in any form, dry, wet, or whatever.

I wonder what would happen if I actually gave a donkey a kit kat, though. 

Edited March 14, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[No Homing]

3 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I wonder what would happen if I actually gave a donkey a kit kat, though. 

I don't know if chocolate is bad for donkeys, I know it's bad for dogs.

 

Maybe I should google "is chocolate bad for donkeys?'

 

Jep, confirmed, chocolate bad for donkeys mkay.

 

You can say a lot about abingdon's random messages, but the man is spitting truth.

Edited March 14, 2020 by No Homing

[Captain_Fluffy]

Someone had a bad experience feeding their donkey chocolate. 

1 hour ago, No Homing said:

Lol once he told me to never wipe my bottom on the curtains.

Well, thanks, but I wasn't going to do that lol.

 

That may be useful at some point if the panic buying of toilet paper here in Australia and elsewhere because of coronavirus keeps going.

[wei wei]

On 3/12/2020 at 6:42 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I decided to warn everyone in the lobby of the Coronavirus pandemic just to see what type of responses I'd get it. Here are all the ones that I got:

 

 

 

 

^ That last response I was kinda expecting.

 

this last reply, you should've replied back "shave them first, then i will." see what his reaction would be then. :P

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

after trying to run me over and me handing his ass right back to him lmao.

this is the kind of erratic mockery that some individuals in gtao playerbase engage into.

he tried to decimate me so do you expect me to stand there and let you try? hell to the f*cking no!

f*cking numbnut.

I never knew some players have intimate connections to santa. 

Edited March 16, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Arrows to Athens]

@PicklePrick I never knew why people took this game more seriously than others. When you kill them, it's as if you attacked their mother or something. They will go to extreme lengths to get revenge or justify how you killed them, or just straight out insult you.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

32 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

@PicklePrick I never knew why people took this game more seriously than others. When you kill them, it's as if you attacked their mother or something. They will go to extreme lengths to get revenge or justify how you killed them, or just straight out insult you.

10000000% agreed, Especially when they try to attack you first and then when they get sh*tted on by me I get a incoming horde of insults and most players are just being repetitive because they have nothing to say apart from: "you're trash", "you're sooooo bad", "noob" and then go on to insulting family etc.

I still can't process how these individuals think they can get away with eradicating you and think other players won't retaliate.

stupid f*ckheads.

[Mami_Entod]

So we're doing this blow up IV mission and this "genius" just using his opressor, leaving everyone else with nothing to shoot, so what do i do? Request khanjali and start trolling hard,

 

I just stay there, i won't leave the area, and he just blasting rockets to me until he commits suicide once and the next time he respwaned i crushed him with khanjali, so what response do i get? He messaged "you need this" and send me a dick pic smh, kids these days has no manners, that's why i love to bully them and troll them hard 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

this one kind of amused me, so I was in a lobby with this random and I stated to him that he spelt "garden" erroneous and he responded to me in such a hostile way. I only pointed out a mistake in which he probably didn't visualize but then he sent me the above stating that was his last name.

then its the usual cursing leading into a 1v1 brawl in which I beat him 10-0 and he leaves lmao.

what a casual day in the world of gtao............

Edited March 17, 2020 by PicklePrick

[nealmac]

On 3/17/2020 at 7:46 AM, Mami_Entod said:

So we're doing this blow up IV mission and this "genius" just using his opressor, leaving everyone else with nothing to shoot, so what do i do? Request khanjali and start trolling hard,

 

I just stay there, i won't leave the area, and he just blasting rockets to me until he commits suicide once and the next time he respwaned i crushed him with khanjali, so what response do i get? He messaged "you need this" and send me a dick pic smh, kids these days has no manners, that's why i love to bully them and troll them hard 

I don't get that. Contact missions should be fun. Some twat going in with a MKII just takes the fun element out of it. Most of them are piss easy and using a MKII is real "bull in a china shop" type stuff.

 

I can understand if you're doing some solo contact missions, in an attempt to make some fast money. Sure, use your MKII and clean up. But if you're doing it with others, then give everyone the same platform.

[Mami_Entod]

2 hours ago, nealmac said:

I don't get that. Contact missions should be fun. Some twat going in with a MKII just takes the fun element out of it. Most of them are piss easy and using a MKII is real "bull in a china shop" type stuff.

 

I can understand if you're doing some solo contact missions, in an attempt to make some fast money. Sure, use your MKII and clean up. But if you're doing it with others, then give everyone the same platform.

yeah man, you got a point there, i mean if you want to grind some money client jobs and vip work is fast and easy cash grab right? but there it is so, yeah..

 

i also respect those who are way up in level 1000 but only bring a car or bike to the missions, they are quite hard to find these days, people who plays the game to have some fun with others not by themselves

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

after eradicating this braindead individual, ahhhh these cryhards never cease to make me chuckle....

[Bald Keewee]

6 hours ago, nealmac said:

I don't get that. Contact missions should be fun. Some twat going in with a MKII just takes the fun element out of it. Most of them are piss easy and using a MKII is real "bull in a china shop" type stuff.

 

I can understand if you're doing some solo contact missions, in an attempt to make some fast money. Sure, use your MKII and clean up. But if you're doing it with others, then give everyone the same platform.

Did Dispatch III (the airport one) the other night. As soon as the mission started, the other two players jumped in a deluxo, blew my car up and took off to the airport. Out of spite, I spawned my pyro and flew to the airport, they completed the objective and escaped so I kept circling the airport for the next 5 minutes refusing to let the mission end just to piss them off. One left, the other started abusing me (WTF Noob, Trash etc) until I finished having my fun. I've never understood the hostility when you enter a co-op mission, or when you spawn after a heist and everybody shoots each other

[SummerFreeze]

Most of the posts in this thread are good, but some of you come across worse than the messages you receive.

[Arrows to Athens]

2 hours ago, Bald Keewee said:

Did Dispatch III (the airport one) the other night. As soon as the mission started, the other two players jumped in a deluxo, blew my car up and took off to the airport. Out of spite, I spawned my pyro and flew to the airport, they completed the objective and escaped so I kept circling the airport for the next 5 minutes refusing to let the mission end just to piss them off. One left, the other started abusing me (WTF Noob, Trash etc) until I finished having my fun. I've never understood the hostility when you enter a co-op mission, or when you spawn after a heist and everybody shoots each other

Playing contact missions is a great way to meet assholes. The ones in weaponized/armoured vehicles tend to be the trolls who do everything in their power to either sabotage the mission or annoy you

 

The other day, I was AFK, as someone on an MK2 flew to the objective to get the job done quickly (it was Dispatch VI), and out of nowhere, some scrub in a Duke O' Death starts hitting me from the back.

 

 

He eventually ends up blowing himself up with a sticky bomb to avoid being steamrolled by my Vigilante. What a moron. He then leaves after spectating for 10 minutes.

 

[scorseses]

over a year ago I used to have the name "TheAwesomeGTAGuy" (terrible name I know I changed it) and I was having the sh*ttiest day and decided to jump on some GTA and this man descends from the heavens to send me this heartwarming message

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by gig

[nealmac]

15 hours ago, Bald Keewee said:

Did Dispatch III (the airport one) the other night. As soon as the mission started, the other two players jumped in a deluxo, blew my car up and took off to the airport. Out of spite, I spawned my pyro and flew to the airport, they completed the objective and escaped so I kept circling the airport for the next 5 minutes refusing to let the mission end just to piss them off. One left, the other started abusing me (WTF Noob, Trash etc) until I finished having my fun. I've never understood the hostility when you enter a co-op mission, or when you spawn after a heist and everybody shoots each other

Something similar happened me in the casino mission where you have to blow up the tankers located around the city. Hosted the mission and two randoms joined. When it started both of them (they were obviously friends) just used a teleport glitch to get around the map. Like I mean f*ck. Right. Off. I'm hosting it, I don't want people cheating. I want to do it properly. So I just blew myself up intentionally to fail the mission. The dialogue in the chat was funny though. I pretended it was an accident and even went as far to restart the mission with them. Of course this time I left it a little longer before killing myself. They weren't too happy 

[Rotorhead359]

3 hours ago, nealmac said:

Something similar happened me in the casino mission where you have to blow up the tankers located around the city. Hosted the mission and two randoms joined. When it started both of them (they were obviously friends) just used a teleport glitch to get around the map. Like I mean f*ck. Right. Off. I'm hosting it, I don't want people cheating. I want to do it properly. So I just blew myself up intentionally to fail the mission. The dialogue in the chat was funny though. I pretended it was an accident and even went as far to restart the mission with them. Of course this time I left it a little longer before killing myself. They weren't too happy 

I don't do contact missions with randoms, I do on-call heists instead, but if I catch anyone modding or cheating in a heist, they shall not pass. Sometimes I leave immediately by lag switch, other times I'll do the mission (if it's an easy one) and go afk at the end until I'm kicked for idling.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

22 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Playing contact missions is a great way to meet assholes. The ones in weaponized/armoured vehicles tend to be the trolls who do everything in their power to either sabotage the mission or annoy you

 

The other day, I was AFK, as someone on an MK2 flew to the objective to get the job done quickly (it was Dispatch VI), and out of nowhere, some scrub in a Duke O' Death starts hitting me from the back.

 

 

He eventually ends up blowing himself up with a sticky bomb to avoid being steamrolled by my Vigilante. What a moron. He then leaves after spectating for 10 minutes.

 

what an absolute jerk! I don't know what kind of fetishes is infested these trolls minds.

10 hours ago, nealmac said:

Something similar happened me in the casino mission where you have to blow up the tankers located around the city. Hosted the mission and two randoms joined. When it started both of them (they were obviously friends) just used a teleport glitch to get around the map. Like I mean f*ck. Right. Off. I'm hosting it, I don't want people cheating. I want to do it properly. So I just blew myself up intentionally to fail the mission. The dialogue in the chat was funny though. I pretended it was an accident and even went as far to restart the mission with them. Of course this time I left it a little longer before killing myself. They weren't too happy 

trolling the trolls!

Edited March 19, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Mami_Entod]

10 hours ago, nealmac said:

Something similar happened me in the casino mission where you have to blow up the tankers located around the city. Hosted the mission and two randoms joined. When it started both of them (they were obviously friends) just used a teleport glitch to get around the map. Like I mean f*ck. Right. Off. I'm hosting it, I don't want people cheating. I want to do it properly. So I just blew myself up intentionally to fail the mission. The dialogue in the chat was funny though. I pretended it was an accident and even went as far to restart the mission with them. Of course this time I left it a little longer before killing myself. They weren't too happy 

There's another trick if you drive ms baker or chengs just drive straight to the nearest gas pump to troll the trolls

[79'Blazer4x4]

I just remembered this from a month or so ago. Some tryhard picked a fight with me and kept killing himself every time I landed a hit on him or was clearly about to win a fight(keep in mind he never killed me even once as he was too busy killing himself over and over again). I texted him something along the lines of "5-0 lzzz", and he said "you didn't kill me it was suicide", to which I replied along the lines of "suicide which I caused, lzzzz". I guess I really struck a nerve because then he put his mic on and started talking all sorts of sh*t.

Edited March 31, 2020 by 79'Blazer4x4

[gnomefromnome]

 

says as he was in his Facility waaaaay up in Paleto Bay lmao

 

of course he left right after

 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

I was screwing around with other random players in my Phantom Wedge having fun but then I hit a couple of helicopters and it blew up so I got my Ramp Buggy and went to LSC to change the colour before continuing screwing around and this level 55 a**hole kills me twice for no reason so I keep killing him and this other a**hole in a MK 2 tries to kill me but I killed him when he got off his MK 2 and then I forgot about that guy and kept killing the level 55. The level 55 left and the MK 2 a**hole starts coming after me again and killed me once while I killed him a few times and then he leaves while I grab my MK 2. Turns out he started doing some business crap and while I usually leave business supplies alone I was pissed off after having these two a**holes ruining my fun so I said f*ck it went off the rader and blew them up. This is the most pissed off I have ever made someone.

 

 

I rarely use the MK 2 so whenever someone else is on one I usually get killed. I do also agree that ghost org is a bit of a pussy thing to use but I don't care when it comes to people that use the MK 2 for killing.

 

[gtafan26]

So primates have learned how to play videos games now,  ok so lead up, group of 3 players, same crew, one had a bounty , player w/ bounty got killed by a crew member as I was trying to collect it, killing one of them in the process, they didnt like it of course, so two of them came after me, I R//C bombed two of, one of got a kill, then 2 of them started coming after me.

I got the N word from the other player too after he called me a bitch but didnt screen grab it.( saved video clip but it only save a few minutes)

All my replies to these primates were "lol ok"

and, "impossible on PS4"  for the hack, I got a "lol ok" reply for that.

Hacked?, LMAO, clearly I am dealing with a stupid person.

 

Edited April 13, 2020 by gtafan26

[sSphInXx]

I hadn't played the game for a few years, I blew up special cargo cos I thought it was a lot of money and got

 

"hope ur mum decease from decease"

 

Spelt exactly like that. Don't think it was what they were going for but technically still makes sense :')

[79'Blazer4x4]

Was minding my business when someone blew me up in an oppressor, then came at me again in a Deluxo, then took off to fight someone else I guess. Meanwhile I found a Sentinel, so I went passive to sell it and the same guy messages me "passive p. u. s. s. y". 

I just replied "bruh" and that was that.

 

The logic of some people is really strange, attack someone for no reason while they're minding their own business, then get upset when they go passive?

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, 79'Blazer4x4 said:

Was minding my business when someone blew me up in an oppressor, then came at me again in a Deluxo, then took off to fight someone else I guess. Meanwhile I found a Sentinel, so I went passive to sell it and the same guy messages me "passive p. u. s. s. y". 

I just replied "bruh" and that was that.

 

The logic of some people is really strange, attack someone for no reason while they're minding their own business, then get upset when they go passive?

What's even more sad is that these same people will go passive themselves after the tables turn and you fight them back. But wait, I thought passive was for pussies?