What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[hugh750]

i got a message in xbox live from a random earlier last night asking something like "did you get your $1 million yet", i didn't reply to it and i blocked him.

[Talisman_83]

5 hours ago, Sn1perguy1040 said:

Hmmm, have You ever seen a guy called LUFC in BS? It might be him with a new name. Whenever I saw him, he hid in the Vespucci wallbreach and sent me similar  messages.

Over time, I've seen quite a few players with LUFC in their name.

Is this some sort of weird cult?

Leeds United fans?

We may never know..

[Gridl0k]

5 minutes ago, Talisman_83 said:

Over time, I've seen quite a few players with LUFC in their name.

Is this some sort of weird cult?

Leeds United fans?

We may never know..

As someone who barely knows anything about football* I like to try and guess which club it is when I see the **FC tags. Fun little sidegame. 

 

*football

[No Homing]

10 hours ago, Sn1perguy1040 said:

Hmmm, have You ever seen a guy called LUFC in BS? It might be him with a new name. Whenever I saw him, he hid in the Vespucci wallbreach and sent me similar  messages.

LUFC2109?

[Sn1perguy1040]

43 minutes ago, No Homing said:

LUFC2109?

Yes!

[Arrows to Athens]

13 hours ago, Sn1perguy1040 said:

Hmmm, have You ever seen a guy called LUFC in BS? It might be him with a new name. Whenever I saw him, he hid in the Vespucci wallbreach and sent me similar  messages.

BS players are brain damaged.

[TankGirl]

I made a boy very angry last night because he tried his best to kill me so I killed him and then teleported back to my place just to make him extra angry. He gets his avenger and is hovering over where I am at.  I decide its time to go buy a new pair of heels so I leave in passive mode of course and he sends me a message calling me a"p*ssy" because I left in passive. Geez Im sorry am I supposed to walk out not in passive with an extremely salty avenger hovering right outside? Yeah that would have been a real fair fight.....

[Handsome Jack]

[Mami_Entod]

4 minutes ago, Handsome Jack said:

Alice in chains

[D T]

So, as usual I was minding my own business and this stupid piece of sh*t asked me if I wanted to run some jobs for Gerald. 

 

 

I checked his rank and it was 12. Who did he think he was? I was busy and this was cutting into my roleplay time. I responded "leave me alone kid - unless you wanna get dealt with like the rest." and hit send. 

 

 

He apologized and explained he was new to the game but by this point I had grown tired of him. Tired of all the time of mine he wasted, with what was likely a fiendish plot to lower my k/d, so I decided to get revenge on the little f*cker. I saw that he was delivering a vehicle to Simeon and told him I'd help him out. What a stupid f*ck right? I think he actually bought it.

 

 

Right before he could drive into the garage at the docks, I blew his sh*t up. Did he think I was stupid? I killed him a couple more times to establish my dominance as a GTA Online veteran. He eventually gave me some sob story about how he was playing on his little brother's account and was just trying to earn cash so he could surprise him with an RC car for his birthday. I didn't buy it. Last thing I told him was say hello to GTAForums cause I was posting his scrub ass there for likes.

 

 

Typical. I laugh at him, then leave the session. I found it hilarious how he asked for help and thought he could trick a pro player like me. Another scrub owned.

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, D T said:

So, as usual I was minding my own business and this stupid piece of sh*t asked me if I wanted to run some jobs for Gerald. 

 

 

I checked his rank and it was 12. Who did he think he was? I was busy and this was cutting into my roleplay time. I responded "leave me alone kid - unless you wanna get dealt with like the rest." and hit send. 

 

 

He apologized and explained he was new to the game but by this point I had grown tired of him. Tired of all the time of mine he wasted, with what was likely a fiendish plot to lower my k/d, so I decided to get revenge on the little f*cker. I saw that he was delivering a vehicle to Simeon and told him I'd help him out. What a stupid f*ck right? I think he actually bought it.

 

 

Right before he could drive into the garage at the docks, I blew his sh*t up. Did he think I was stupid? I killed him a couple more times to establish my dominance as a GTA Online veteran. He eventually gave me some sob story about how he was playing on his little brother's account and was just trying to earn cash so he could surprise him with an RC car for his birthday. I didn't buy it. Last thing I told him was say hello to GTAForums cause I was posting his scrub ass there for likes.

 

 

Typical. I laugh at him, then leave the session. I found it hilarious how he asked for help and thought he could trick a pro player like me. Another scrub owned.

lol I'm sure this is not a serious post. It's a pretty damn accurate representation of most tryhards, though.

[NULL AND VOID]

I texted some clueless f*cker "You look like a KFC Valet" and I still can't stop laughing. Lmfao...KFC Valet. I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

[No Homing]

Damn I thought I was paranoid, but D T just exposed the biggest conspiracy theory ever known to mankind.

I'll be sure to think twice when a low rank asks me to do Gerald jobs with him.

Edited February 15, 2020 by No Homing

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Top kek.

 

 

I normally don't give a sh*t about 1-0 scores in this god forsaken game, but I'll gladly make an exception for this guy in particular.

 

Edit: now on video too!

 

 

Edited February 15, 2020 by YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

[BanjoKazoo]

Chinese guy was being a dick to me so I told him to drink bat soup. He said he'll find where I live

[wei wei]

On 2/15/2020 at 10:17 AM, BanjoKazoo said:

Chinese guy was being a dick to me so I told him to drink bat soup. He said he'll find where I live

how did you know he was Chinese?

[Haribokart]

On 2/15/2020 at 4:17 PM, BanjoKazoo said:

Chinese guy was being a dick to me so I told him to drink bat soup. He said he'll find where I live

You sound like an awful person.

[Arrows to Athens]

On 2/15/2020 at 4:17 PM, BanjoKazoo said:

Chinese guy was being a dick to me so I told him to drink bat soup. He said he'll find where I live

The belief that the consumption of bat soup spread the virus is false by the way.

[No Homing]

On 2/8/2020 at 6:03 AM, Sn1perguy1040 said:

Hmmm, have You ever seen a guy called LUFC in BS? It might be him with a new name. Whenever I saw him, he hid in the Vespucci wallbreach and sent me similar  messages.

Wait a min, is LUFC2109 Jack_SwFc_18?

[nealmac]

On 2/14/2020 at 11:47 PM, D T said:

So, as usual I was minding my own business and this stupid piece of sh*t asked me if I wanted to run some jobs for Gerald. 

 

 

I checked his rank and it was 12. Who did he think he was? I was busy and this was cutting into my roleplay time. I responded "leave me alone kid - unless you wanna get dealt with like the rest." and hit send. 

 

 

He apologized and explained he was new to the game but by this point I had grown tired of him. Tired of all the time of mine he wasted, with what was likely a fiendish plot to lower my k/d, so I decided to get revenge on the little f*cker. I saw that he was delivering a vehicle to Simeon and told him I'd help him out. What a stupid f*ck right? I think he actually bought it.

 

 

Right before he could drive into the garage at the docks, I blew his sh*t up. Did he think I was stupid? I killed him a couple more times to establish my dominance as a GTA Online veteran. He eventually gave me some sob story about how he was playing on his little brother's account and was just trying to earn cash so he could surprise him with an RC car for his birthday. I didn't buy it. Last thing I told him was say hello to GTAForums cause I was posting his scrub ass there for likes.

 

 

Typical. I laugh at him, then leave the session. I found it hilarious how he asked for help and thought he could trick a pro player like me. Another scrub owned.

Not sure if satirical, or bellend.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

I was brawling with another guy and eradicated him countless times, the main guy was sending me abusive messages about he was gonna boy toy my mum and other irrelevant sh*t, but then his little sidebitch messaged me this^^^^

there was like 3 guys waiting for me outside the casino, including the main guy I was brawling with, this little manchild above and another little sidebitch.

I simply said to all 3 of them "haha nice try fella"

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

came across a weenie tiny tryhard who was getting butthurt because I dominated him multiple times, I was grinding his gears by taking him out by free aiming with the MK2, then he told me to come on the ground, so I did resulting in me dominating him even more

Then he challenged me to 1v1 sniper, I obliged myself to engage in snipers in which I replied "awww okay but are assault rifles and combat MGS too much for you?" he sent me the message above^^^ so I showed him my competency of sniping him out of existence.

So I messed with his head a bit more by re hopping back onto my ratbike and free aiming him some more as well as sniping/assault rifling his dirty ass, in the end the score was 35-4 to me, he capitulated and went into passive mode, so I sent him "had enough? lol" and then he sent me this message and disappeared from the lobby, good f*cking riddance.

Edited February 17, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Arrows to Athens]

@PicklePrick "Bye bot"

 

^What kind of a half-assed, poor excuse of a message is that? What is his mental issues?

[hugh750]

i just got done with a session tonight and i had a $9k bounty, i was doing a mc business sale from my meth lab on motorbikes, i delivered one and while i was on my way to deliver the 2nd one a random started chasing me he eventually blew me up but somehow didn't destroy the bike i was delivering.

i was kinda pissed because i thought he destroyed some of my product sale so i voted to kick him.

less then a minute later i got this message.

 

[NULL AND VOID]

Entered a free-aim lobby and some poor guy... I mean "lovable character messaged me "Please dont kill me" 

 

Just because I'm moving in your general direction doesn't mean I want to murder you! Relax kiddos! I'm on a mission 90% of the time and I PROMISE YOU... You aren't thee objective...

Edited February 19, 2020 by NULL AND VOID

[hugh750]

sigh, today i had a run in with a kd warrior who kept attacking me while i was minding my own business.

 

 

 

 

[Yosterix]

I'll preface this with the fact that I'm not much of a PVPer, I don't go out of my way to fight and will even sacrifice my self to lower level players when I have a bounty on my head.
I was doing a warehouse supply run when an OP MK2 blew me and my cargo up.
Feeling a little annoyed I decided to try my luck, stupid decision as he wasn't alone. After a while of getting my ass handed to me (I got some good kills in) I decided it was time to do something else, so after killing them both I escaped back to my office to do another resupply and got the calling card of idiocy
"Lzzzzzz" to which I replied "Hahaha Original" it seems that upset because he followed that with "You're trash" I was surprised he'd used the correct "you're" so I combated with "Says the guy with the oversized compensation device" it seems at this point he thought a similar comeback would be effective here (note, he was about 100 levels lower than me because as we all know levels are so important after you've unlocked everything at 135) his response "Says the level 225 with a 0.5 KD" as though he thought this was some great victory, my final response "oh, so you're a KD warrior" he didn't reply after that and also left me alone the rest of the session, so I can only assume he realized he might when a battle of strength but he wasn't going to win a battle of wits.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

On 2/19/2020 at 12:37 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

@PicklePrick "Bye bot"

 

^What kind of a half-assed, poor excuse of a message is that? What is his mental issues?

I think his brain cells consisted of extreme lunacy man. He tried to insult me countless times but he was the one crying in the end simply because he capitulated. 

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

typical noob hiding in a casino and insulting my mother. 

when will these ignorant little kids ever learn that it doesn't work?

EDIT: That was litterally the only message he was sending me persistently and also that is horrifying English. 

Edited February 23, 2020 by PicklePrick

[MSK_MKIII]

Just spawned into the session and had no idea what i did to warrant this invitation