What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[B7R]

So my friend was sourcing creates in a public lobby just to ourselves, random eventually joins and decides he has nothing better to do besides be a cargo griefer (no surprises). What he's too stupid to realise is there's two others with the same crew tag in the lobby. I tell him "big mistake cargo griefing". This is what fruit-loop had to say;

 

 

And he took he's own advice and left no less than a minute after he sent that response.  But from Fruit-loops POV, he wants us to move on when someone cargo griefs. Yeah no that's not how it works in peaceful sessions I'd be f*cked if I have to give up my peaceful session because fruit-loop is bored and has nothing better to do.

 

The logic these people use is... questionable and leaves me shaking my head but it comes as no surprise. The average griefer has less than 100 brain cells but I'm probably giving them too much credit at this point. 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Do Reddit messages count too?

(Censored the username out of pity and to not break any rules)

 

 

The funniest thing is that I only explained to him why people consider destroying cargo as griefing, yet not only he got m.A.A.d as fucc quickly resorting to insults (the first symptom of not having any counter argument at all), he also tried to shame me both on r/gaming and r/gtaonline, to little success (he got his post deleted in the former and locked in the latter).

 

Voodoo-Hendrix DESTROYS griefers and tryhards with FACTS and LOGIC

Edited October 1, 2019 by YELLOW DOG WITH CONE

[HamwithCheese]

He ain't a greefer but he sure talks like one

[Kushology]

"Passive pxssy"

 

After leading this guy on a chase around the map in my Phantom Custom, kept trying to blow me up and shoot me(he didn't hit me once). I flipped the rig on its side after hitting a cop car and realistically, didn't fix it but climbed out, went passive because I just didn't want to die, by cops or him. If it was cops, I'd have gunned them down and taken the cop car like I did, minus the shootout.

 

I message him back, "Get some aim, bruh"

 

He replies, "Still though lol that was fun"

"Legit"

 

I thought he'd have killed me when I was pretending to be dazed from the crash. Sat there for a good 5-10 seconds in the cab but he still couldn't hit me.

Edited October 2, 2019 by Kushology

[toguraum]

I'm level 457 and today was the first time ever that someone messaged me in private just to curse me.

 

Here's the story: it was a full lobby I just entered, there was a Robbery in Progress mission active  and the player was carrying the gold on his broomstick. I killed this player, retrieved the gold and successfully delivered to my destination earning the great sum of ... 21k.

 

Then after a while I accepted a heist invite from one of my friends, and this Robbery in Progress failure guy was just bombarding me with pms saying I ran away from him etc. I just blocked him.

There are people who take this too seriously.

[TCA]

On 9/16/2019 at 3:29 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

Or the good ole' "noob", even though they're being destroyed by you. 

Respond with “You’re 19 years late on that one.” See if they say anything else. They usually will try too, after just put “I see the education system failed you” that doesn’t work send random replies, until they can’t understand what you’re talking about . Haha

[Max.pain]

Me: hi are you a modder?

what else can you do?(after he/she made a few tricks with mods)

Random:hi you’re a girl or a boy?

 

A few days later same person:how old are you?

Edited October 5, 2019 by Max.pain

[Claude32]

I once got a message on the iFruit, I honestly thought it was a joke as it looked like I was given a tutorial thing until I read the last bit. A player sent me instructions on how to kill myself on GTA Online so I messaged back with question marks and then they sent me a recorded message on PSN saying "Sorry, I actually meant go kill yourself IRL!". Judging by my recent posts, I'm assuming it's because I'm a male low level player and not some smoking hot sexy woman with a 99999999 level rank.

[effenG]

Wow, it’s been a rough week- I’ve had my own a55 handed to me sixteen different ways since Sunday. My PvP skills obviously need work, and the Depressor MkII is starting to appear in my nightmares. Somebody wisely once texted me: “Git Gud.” His words were as true then as they are now, I will take them to heart, brother. Into the fray I go again...

[Arrows to Athens]

On 10/5/2019 at 8:34 AM, Claude32 said:

 Judging by my recent posts, I'm assuming it's because I'm a male low level player and not some smoking hot sexy woman with a 99999999 level rank.

Dude, just stop with all that sexual harassment crap. 

[Lil-Owl]

Yesterday I was just messing around on my yacht and ended up taking a boat with a random guy and driving up some waterfalls. After like 15 minutes I got a message saying "I love you." I guess he could have been joking around but still it's kinda weird.

[Arrows to Athens]

Ah, I used to miss these messages.

 

[Max.pain]

me:(goes passive)

random:run psy

me:no ingilesia

[gtafan26]

Didnt know that was possible

And I have no idea

[Agatha Baker]

Shot down a jet griefer with aexplosive sniper from the ground,

Seconds later "Explosive sniper NOOB"

 

XD dude just deal with my skill

[AcidRain7744]

Worst to date. Maybe because I never respond to messages and stir things up:

"You're mother is a H 0 E."

 

Different player... Kind of creepy. Sounds like a cop baiting a pedophile.

"Can I play with you? I want to be good like you big brother."

 

[B7R]

So we were selling my friends bunker and half-way there when this wannabe c*nthard joined our session, we didn't know he'd joined or seen him coming. Typical EWO tryhard and doesn't even realise he's contradicting himself when he opens he's big mouth. 

 

(These messages aren't from me as he wouldn't respond to me but from my other friend who was in the session with us also helping my friend out)

 

 

 

^ Contradiction #1: Yet he EWO's out when someone else is basically about to get a kill on him. 

 

My friends response to the above message

 

 

 

^ Contradiction #2: So we're not allowed to run away or avoid deaths from this clown but it's 100% okay & acceptable for this wannabe cnthard to avoid oncoming kills from other players & EWO. Yeah right. 

 

V - My friend at this point said something about he's age and mentality, think she said he had the mentality of a two year old

 

 

 

^ Contradiction #3: "I don't care about K/D" ... Dresses up as a Tryhard, EWO's out, rides a rocket powered bike, cargo griefer. Yeah totally not a Tryhard and someone who doesn't care about K/D. 

 

 

 

^ Contradiction #4: B*tches about her / us having no PVP skills but he has virtually none at all, I repeat NONE. This guy really loves contradicting himself and doesn't even realise it. How sad & pathetic. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 24, 2019 by B7R

[gtafan26]

From a level 1 character

 

"meet me at the beach"

 

 I am guessing he was upset that I got the Business Battle and he didnt( we didnt even battle over it)

[Carlin_Stanhope]

Spawned in a lobby with 2 people doing mc work. Was flying to my nightclub to check product levels, and got a text from one of them saying," you have 5 minutes to save your wife and kids." I don't have any kids... So I reply," do what you gotta do." 

[PwnageSoldier]

9 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

From a level 1 character

 

"meet me at the beach"

 

 I am guessing he was upset that I got the Business Battle and he didnt( we didnt even battle over it)

why does this sound like me on back on LG when I was rank 75 with a Marksman Rifle, personal attack

[gtafan26]

13 hours ago, Carlin_Stanhope said:

Spawned in a lobby with 2 people doing mc work. Was flying to my nightclub to check product levels, and got a text from one of them saying," you have 5 minutes to save your wife and kids." I don't have any kids... So I reply," do what you gotta do." 

Did you post this on Reddit too ?

[Carlin_Stanhope]

7 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Did you post this on Reddit too ?

Na lol. Over the years I've gotten the usual texts trying to spur me into fighting randoms( your trash, 1v1, ect..) but this one I actually stopped driving and it  made me pause and laugh. They were either trying some type of role play, or just wanted some action out of me. 

[PwnageSoldier]

@Carlin_Stanhope I would too, that’s a rare sight you don’t see everyday lol

 

OT: “I hope someone goes to Canada and rapes all of Canadian woman”

 

Sounds like the griefer who; get this; came after my rank 45 character is salty his Hydra was shot down by a Buzzard during a bunker sale. There really is no accounting for stupidity.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Wasn't even off-radar when I killed him.

[Agatha Baker]

On 10/14/2019 at 8:10 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

Ah, I used to miss these messages.

 

Nice dunce cap

[Max.pain]

15 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Wasn't even off-radar when I killed him.

uses a abilty that everyone can

gets called a pussy

[Agatha Baker]

On 10/24/2019 at 9:25 AM, gtafan26 said:

From a level 1 character

 

"meet me at the beach"

 

 I am guessing he was upset that I got the Business Battle and he didnt( we didnt even battle over it)

I get this a lot too. Pvp at the beach, when arriving nobody there.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 10/17/2019 at 8:16 AM, Agatha Baker said:

Shot down a jet griefer with aexplosive sniper from the ground,

Seconds later "Explosive sniper NOOB"

 

XD dude just deal with my skill

This is the textbook definition of irony.

 

I mean, what he's firing from his Lazer at +1,000 rpm, confetti?

[AdriiRozayXOXO]

So I joined a lobby and RC killed this person

me: Why you so mad at a game lol

Me: Your that mad bc of a rc lol

Then they sent it again

Then left lol

 

 

This one was mad asf because I killed him with a rc car and another time with explosive sniper and he never got one on me lol

*He tried to orbital me*

I honestly don't know wtf he's talking about lol

After I told him to tryharder and stop being a sore loser

Idk what this i supposed to mean but ik he was mad af lol

[Classique]

Imagine CC'ing a Microsoft/PlayStation Community Manager to this thread. That would be glorious.