What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[SummerFreeze]

On 8/28/2019 at 12:34 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

What happened to the days where people would look up glicthes for themselves on YouTube? Now people expect others to do their homework for them.

That's because glitch youtubers take 10 minutes to explain something that should take 2 minutes.

 

2 hours ago, White Shark said:

Got this one today after I blew up an MKII griefer after he came after me whilst I was flying my new Deluxo.  I used the tips in the vid circulating about how the Deluxo can be an effective counter to the MKII.  My first encounter with one using the Deluxo and I swatted him instantly.  Proper happy.

That's good to hear it's working for you.

 

For as little PVP I do I wonder if it's worthwhile to get a 2nd Deluxo WITH missiles for something Rockstar will probably fix by December.

[White Shark]

10 hours ago, SummerFreeze said:

That's because glitch youtubers take 10 minutes to explain something that should take 2 minutes.

 

That's good to hear it's working for you.

 

For as little PVP I do I wonder if it's worthwhile to get a 2nd Deluxo WITH missiles for something Rockstar will probably fix by December.

I do worry R* will suddenly decide to patch the Deluxo to keep the MKII the strongest. But really, the Deluxo isn't now OP compared to the MKII. The Deluxo is still very vulnerable and doesn't have instant despawn respawn abilities. Plus, surely having another expensive vehicle for people to want to buy is a good thing? Why nerf it? But then this is the company that nerfed the Bombushka so...

 

I can only think there is some little creep at R* who has a persistent hard on for his MKII.

[SummerFreeze]

44 minutes ago, White Shark said:

I do worry R* will suddenly decide to patch the Deluxo to keep the MKII the strongest. But really, the Deluxo isn't now OP compared to the MKII. The Deluxo is still very vulnerable and doesn't have instant despawn respawn abilities. Plus, surely having another expensive vehicle for people to want to buy is a good thing? Why nerf it? But then this is the company that nerfed the Bombushka so...

 

I can only think there is some little creep at R* who has a persistent hard on for his MKII.

That's true but the Savage took skill as well to fight Mk IIs with, and Rockstar nerfed it as soon as that tactic became slightly popular.

 

I'm fairly certain a lot of Oppressor Mk II purchases come right after someone bought a shark card, because it's so essential to the game nowadays. A new player is a victim in freemode if they don't own one, and it makes all (legitimate) money-making endeavors so much easier. It also takes the fun out of the game long-term, but Rockstar seems fine appealing more to a high number of short-term players than a low number of long-term players. They're more likely to get paying customers that way. I'm not that bitter about it because video game companies simply act under economic realities.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

^He later says that it was meant to be sent to a friend. Yeah, right. What did his friend do to him to warrant a message like that? lmao

 

 

^This is after he tried going after me twice and slapped a bounty on me. Why would I want to team with you after all that? haha

[suicidal_banana]

On 9/1/2019 at 7:18 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

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I have a bunch of offtopic questions about that, so instead let me just ask: is there a thread for this speedglitch? or if not can i msg you some questions im having?

[Arrows to Athens]

4 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

I have a bunch of offtopic questions about that, so instead let me just ask: is there a thread for this speedglitch? or if not can i msg you some questions im having?

MSG me.

[gtafan26]

Two completely random messages, had no interaction with either player.

 

I didnt know that was possible, but ok

[B7R]

Typical GTAOnline player, goes around griefing others, get's taken out by an opposing player (who was also on a MK2) then constantly suicides the moment he knows their going to get an oppressor kill on him. 

 

Started my first message off saying "kills others with an opressor, is scared of other oppressors" 

 

Him

 

 

I got one kill with the RC Bandito, holy hell that sends this guy into an instant rage

 

  

 

Yet it's okay for him to fly around on the opressor, grief and give others a constant hard time but I use one part of my arsenal to take him down and I'm suddenly the "b!tch" right...

 

 

 

Still calling me a b*tch

 

I say "Yawn, is that all you can call me". At this point he's following me around the block and my sensors are tingling that this player is going to passive pop so I run around the block which he isn't able to catch up to me so he goes and hides inside the Casino 

 

 

 

 

 

I call him out on hiding in the Casino

 

First of all It wasn't hiding, I can't tell the game "Hey put my blip on the map because I'm using an RC Car" but alright have your dummy spit I got a kill on you and you weren't able to suicide out before I got you. 

 

Again he's salty I was able to creep up on him using the RC before he could technically EWO. If I'd had gone any other way to attack him he would've EWO before I would've reached him. 

 

 

 

And to end it off falsely reports me for doing what exactly? 

 

Yet he wouldn't fight without he's precious MK2, he would hide in passive, he would EWO when an opposing MK2 was on top of him but of course people the one time I use an RC bandito I'm the "trash" one.  Seriously I like the logic these immature players come up with these days, must be some good sh*t. 

 

Anyway I told him thanks for misusing the report function and that I hope he matures one day, I left after that, no point in further dealing with cesspool filth like these kinds of people. 

Edited September 10, 2019 by B7R

[Gridl0k]

If you ever want a bunch of hate mail just host Non-Contact races, every f*cker with 2 thumbs has an opinion. Generally after they lose.

Edited September 10, 2019 by Gridl0k

[kobeni]

Got this from a bud a while ago over psmessages after switching from my female protag to my male protag (because i wanted to level him up). Kinda cracked me up tbh

Edited September 12, 2019 by DownInTheHole

[gtafan26]

On 9/9/2019 at 9:30 PM, B7R said:

 

Anyway I told him thanks for misusing the report function and that I hope he matures one day, I left after that, no point in further dealing with cesspool filth like these kinds of people. 

You can mute the player and that will not allow them to message you anymore( it lets you have the last word), I do that every time now after I reply to a knuckle draggers message.

 

Edited September 14, 2019 by gtafan26

[B7R]

34 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

You can mute the player and that will not allow them to message you anymore( it lets you have the last word), I do that every time now after I reply to a knuckle draggers message.

 

Wasn't aware that applied to text messages too, always thought it just applied to voice chat (which I don't use because I'm 100% always in a PlayStation voice chat party)

 

Thanks for the tip 

[Arrows to Athens]

11 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

You can mute the player and that will not allow them to message you anymore( it lets you have the last word), I do that every time now after I reply to a knuckle draggers message.

 

What I do is send them back a message, then mute them. Wait a couple mins, unmute, send another message, then mute again. 

 

I will keep sending them texts every few mins and they won't ever have the chance to reply back, because they get muted after each text.

 

This gets them so annoyed, since they can't get defend themselves. 

Edited September 14, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[gtafan26]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

What I do is send them back a message, then mute them. Wait a couple mins, unmute, send another message, then mute again. 

 

I will keep sending them texts every few mins and they won't ever have the chance to reply back, because they get muted after each text.

 

This gets them so annoyed, since they can't get defend themselves. 

Yeah buddy, hive five, I do that too all the time to the really deserving ones

15 hours ago, B7R said:

Wasn't aware that applied to text messages too, always thought it just applied to voice chat (which I don't use because I'm 100% always in a PlayStation voice chat party)

 

Thanks for the tip 

You are welcome, glad I could help

Edited September 14, 2019 by gtafan26

[Gridl0k]

Crushed a broomstick boi who was flying from cheap kill to cheap kill 9-0 using sniper and stromberg

 

"mean guy"

 

I lolled

[MSK_MKIII]

After the level 8000 k/d warrior realized he got his ass handed to him by a girl.

 

"CHINK BITCH MODDER!!!"

 

We were on PS4 so he must've thought all players buy modded account like he does. I LOL hard!

[Agatha Baker]

The Standard lines like "Pussy" or "LZZZ" doesnt makes sense, are they suffering fron PTSD?

[SummerFreeze]

1 hour ago, Agatha Baker said:

The Standard lines like "Pussy" or "LZZZ" doesnt makes sense, are they suffering fron PTSD?

L Zzzz means "I'm handing out Ls past my bedtime."

Edited September 16, 2019 by SummerFreeze

[Arrows to Athens]

9 hours ago, Agatha Baker said:

The Standard lines like "Pussy" or "LZZZ" doesnt makes sense, are they suffering fron PTSD?

Or the good ole' "noob", even though they're being destroyed by you. 

[Arrows to Athens]

[BJBooBoo]

I shot him through the windshield of a Weaponized Tampa in Motor Wars.

[B7R]

On 9/19/2019 at 8:14 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh, their so desperate now that when they can't reach your normal inbox that they now send you this through "Friend requests". 

 

"Oh sh*t I can't message this player because he's turned off receiving messages from strangers, well guess I could try sending him a message through friend requests". 

 

And all to say "I reported you too", what exactly were they hoping to achieve here?

[Arrows to Athens]

6 minutes ago, B7R said:

Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh, their so desperate now that when they can't reach your normal inbox that they now send you this through "Friend requests". 

 

"Oh sh*t I can't message this player because he's turned off receiving messages from strangers, well guess I could try sending him a message through friend requests". 

 

And all to say "I reported you too", what exactly were they hoping to achieve here?

Not sure how he reported me anyway, seeing as you can't report in BS. Did he submit a ticket on Rockstar Support asking that I get banned or something? lmfao

 

Poor lost souls. 

Edited September 20, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[B7R]

1 minute ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Not sure how he reported me anyway, seeing as you can't report in BS. Did he submit a ticket on Rockstar Support asking that I get banned or something? lmfao

The back story is probably interesting. Having not been in bad-sport but having heard of others tales in there I'm guessing this player got salty when they were unable to kill you and you got a kill on them and that's when they chucked the sh*ts literally.  

 

I'm not fully sure if they reported you for real through other means (there's always PSN or as you said submitting a ticket to Rockstar) but I wouldn't give credit to these players to do that, being too much energy & effort unless there's a sh*t load of angry guys in there and they directly report you to the platform holder (XBL, PSN) which at that point you may or may not want to be sh*tting bricks in case your account get's suspended because they've had so many reports come in against your account. 

[Max.pain]

random player:i work for rockstar

me:wat

random player:sub to my y

me:does rockstar know you work for them

random player:

[UpdateHater]

a few years ago i asked some random player if they wanted to be "in my gang" and he ended up joining my club/clan whatever its called

[HiJamesitsTommy]

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On 7/22/2018 at 9:30 PM, Amy Vinewood said:

 

Yes, I did use the orbital cannon on him - I was curious if that could kill him since a combat mg to the face had no effect all of a sudden.

 

 

Then coincidentally I lost my internet after this encounter for 45 minutes. (All the while my friend was receiving "Lzzz" messages, like booting someone offline means they won somehow.

It acted exactly the same as the last time someone "booted me offline" (everything started working again after I got new ip address)

 

I sure hope the next update does something about the cheaters.

His real name is James Leckemby he's a pedophile from Hinesville GA

On 7/23/2018 at 12:17 AM, Сhrist said:

N O     W A Y...

 

SMOKE_7663 ?!?!?!

 

I raped that guy in freemode and he accused me of having a modded account. In which, I don't. He does use BST on people if they're in a CEO. He literally reports everyone in-game who has more kills on him for Game Bug Exploits or Exploits.

 

This guy is the biggest joke in Grand Theft Auto: Online and calls himself the "Final Boss of GTA."

 

Pfft, buddy, you got exposed by plenty of people on YouTube and you still upload/livestream and get like 10 views. Even a legit rank 1000 uploaded you, but you reported him anyway.

 

 

There are many RIP videos on him, but this joke deserves a ban.

His real name is James Leckemby he's a pedophile from Hinesville GA

Edited September 24, 2019 by HiJamesitsTommy

[FireBred]

Gimme your goddam car d*ck

[Arrows to Athens]

So, earlier today, I encountered some scrubtard using God mode. I knew he had God mode because 1. It's bad sport 2. He had a tryhard character and 3. He had a bounty on him just sitting in one place. I fired a rocket at him, and to no surprise, he didn't die. So the fact that I fired a rocket at him upset him (God mod scrubs always get triggered when you try to kill them), so he decided to come after me, but was too slow.

 

This scrubtard was going ghost org to try and get kills on people, WHILE IN GOD MODE! Are you seriously that sh*t at the game that you have to go off radar to get free cheap kills despite having a glitch that makes you unkillable? I go to my facility and send him a message saying that he's garbage even with God mode. I knew this would trigger him because God modders like to think they're good at the game and get offended if you call them out on being trash enough to resort to God mode. As usual, he gets mega salty and sends me this crap:

 

 

So the reason why he's sh*t even with God mode is because I'm supposedly using the orbital cannon? What in the actual f*ck? First of all, I'm not even using the orbital cannon. I mean, why would I even need to? He's in God mode. What's the orbital cannon going to do? I also despise the orbital cannon. Second of all, the orbital cannon is not even comparable to a glitch that makes you literally unkillable. Don't get me wrong, I loathe the orbital cannon as much as the next guy, but you can't really compare the two together and put them on the same level. It's sad how he tries to accuse me of using the orbital cannon and uses that as a way to justify his use of God mode/ How does that justify you having god mode and being so sh*t that you suck even in God mode? I don't see the correlation, like, at all. 

 

I fund it funny how he actually admits he's garbage at the game despite having God mode, because his only response is "Oh, but you're using the orbital cannon!". That already tells me that he himself already knows he's sh*t even with God mode, so he tries to justify it, but fails miserably. I've yet to see a God mode scrub actually provide a legitimate justification for using it. Whenever I confront these ball bags, it's always the same half-assed excuse, i.e. "But you're using *insert whatever weaponized vehicle*!", "But you're using "insert whatever gun*", etc. Why can't they just admit it's because they're utter garbage? Are they that pathologically insecure and so far up their backside that they can't even be honest with themselves?

 

That sad part is that a lot of god mode scrubs think that having god mode somehow makes them good at the game, when it's the complete opposite. I wouldn't have that much of a problem if all of them just acknowledge that it's because they're bad at the game. 

Edited September 28, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[Max.pain]

random:hey let’s kill eachother