What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[B7R]

So I was heading up to the Casino in my fancy new Rune automobile and I was about to have the valet park my automobile when suddenly this person who i'll call "Cancernite" decided to just open fire on me then and there with a shotgun.  Thankfully I was able to pull out my rifle in time and get a kill on her and then I decided I'm in the mood to fight and not just going to let this go. I see her respawn near the drain tunnel and kill her again. Then I send her a message saying "Reap what you sow" and this is where the messages from cancernite started coming in

 

 

 

She starts heading to the Casino parking lot and I hear her attempting to fire at me so I pull out my widowmaker and try to fire my widowmaker at her but it was too dark for me to see where she was so she got the kill on me that time. still 2 v 1 (me two, her 1)  At this point she procedes to run and hide like a true b*tch inside the Casino. 

 

 

(My message to her after she went and hid in the casino after she got her 1 and only kill on me)

 

 

 

She disappeared at that point, I couldn't see her blip on the map anymore. So I went inside the Casino and found her. Saw her walking and did a "Fingers on ears" taunt at her

 

 

 

Got no idea what this is suppose to mean but if she means I was being smart to her or mean to her that's not the case. I wasn't the one who opened fire as soon as a non-hostile player pulled up

 

At this point I head to my penthouse and then accusations start flying in

 

 

 

Accuses me of being OTR and a Loser. Yeah no, I had two friends in the lobby and I never went OTR and they backed me up. This persons just looking for sh*t to fling to make themselves feel better. Too bad their accusations get shot down pretty quick but their too dumb in the head to realise that.  Again this is coming from cancernite who after I got two kills on her procedes to run in the casino and start sending her taunt messages. 

 

 

 

Me telling her to stop being Delusional. Bet she doesn't even know what "Delusional" even means. 

 

 

 

Her last message, I sent one more and left the lobby afterwards. Don't have time to interact with cancerous players & those who want to swing false accusations

 

  

 

As soon as I sent this message I left the lobby. I was looking for some fun at the Casino, not cancerous toxic player sh*t. 

 

According to my friend the player may of been exploting. Says he saw her in the Casino but killing players.  Wouldn't be surprised if she was using exploits. Her colours speak her actions.   

Edited August 7, 2019 by B7R

[Arrows to Athens]

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

Im pretty sure that ain't in the english dictionary???

[computertech82]

Mine was trying to report a cheater, and the cheater replying why you trying to do that bro? (and he was doing the super jumps in a mission) Seems the cheat program captured my report instead of going to r*. Good job r* still allowing full admin rights for the cheat program.

[huntinghawks]

Love this thread and its funny messages, but some people here just brag about wasting others' time by griefing them/their cargo. Shame.

Edited August 16, 2019 by huntinghawks

[huntinghawks]

On 7/31/2019 at 4:55 AM, Amy Vinewood said:

They're a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held them too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now they're so angry that moments of levity actually cause them pain; give them headaches. Happiness, for that tryhard, hurts.

Couldn't agree more.

[Talisman_83]

9 hours ago, huntinghawks said:

Love this thread and its funny messages, but some people here just brag about wasting others' time by griefing them/their cargo. Shame.

I also feel for certain individuals its become just a 'post-your-latest-message-you-received-ingame' thread.

 

Was 'f*ck you hoe' really the BEST or WORST message you've ever received? 

Come on, where's the quality?

[thepiebaker]

I didnt capture the messages as they were some time ago and they went across ingame texts, xbox messages, and through others.

 

Set the scene. Helping a bud out making money with ceo crates. This was during the GR update.

 

We leaded up, 3 of us in my apc, a bud was driving, the other in the turret seat, and me in the back seat asking "are we there yet" checking the map i noticed that a randumb was following us turn for turn. 

 

I advised the driver of the individual tailing us and advised him to drop a landmine. Lo and behold the randumb hit it like wild-e coyote.

 

The randumb started bombarding my driver with death threats via one method of messaging. (Seriously, chase a group corner for corner for 3 ingame miles expect hostilities) 

 

The randumb persisted until he noticed i had an explosive thermal heavy sniper (pre ER nerf) and started crying victim while i explained that if youre going to antagonize a group and youre by yourself and not calculated that one or more of those 3 may have more tools at their disposal you do not have room to cry.

 

And surprisingly ive had my xbl account since halo 2 when i was in middle school and that disagreement resulted in my first communication suspension (24 hours)

[MaddenedGhost]

Was messing about in a lobby a couple of months ago when this guy sent me a message saying:

"Are you a modder"

I said:

"Yes, what can I do for ya"

He said:

"A Money drop"

I said:

"Ok"

 I wanted to make his wish come true and I accepted a heist invite to my facility and dropped half a million worth of explosion on him from the orbital cannon.

 

Ask and you shall receive my man.

 

Lol I should have checked the last few pages, interesting people around these parts.

Edited August 18, 2019 by Maddened_Ghost

[No Homing]

Apparently I'm a fake modder because I can't do a money drop.

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

19 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Apparently I'm a fake modder because I can't do a money drop.

I believe those ones are known as 'moders' lol. 

Last time I got asked for a money drop I told them I left a pound in the alley behind the strip club and watched them on the pause menu map actually searching around that area.. 

[No Homing]

16 minutes ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

I believe those ones are known as 'moders' lol. 

Last time I got asked for a money drop I told them I left a pound in the alley behind the strip club and watched them on the pause menu map actually searching around that area.. 

Lmao that's genius!!!

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

42 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Lmao that's genius!!!

Next time I might use the 'make it rain' emote in their face and tell them to get the money in their account they have to clear cache and disconnect from GTA for 6 hours. 

At least it might stop them bothering everyone else for a bit. 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

14 hours ago, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

I believe those ones are known as 'moders' lol. 

Last time I got asked for a money drop I told them I left a pound in the alley behind the strip club and watched them on the pause menu map actually searching around that area.. 

I remember telling them on last gen that I had deposited a billion into their account and all they needed to do was restart their console for it to show up and register, similar to shark card money.

 

Seeing them leave was absolutely hilarious. 

[Happy Hunter]

Sorry for linking tweets, it's just easier than uploading to image hosting sites and getting codes and everything.

[Arrows to Athens]

3 hours ago, Happy Hunter said:

Sorry for linking tweets, it's just easier than uploading to image hosting sites and getting codes and everything.

What the hell is he on about? 

[suicidal_banana]

Not really the worst, but just something i notice a lot more the higher my level becomes, i get messages that are along the lines of:
Drop or report

 

Then when i say i cant drop and have been playing for periods of months at a time since PS3 release i get either of these:
Reported!
No life!

 

I absolutely love how GTA:O still gets new players every DLC that somehow dont understand the game is been out for ages, and think money drops are the road to success 

Edited August 19, 2019 by suicidal_banana

[Arrows to Athens]

Like every message. Ever. 

 

[Arrows to Athens]

I made this guy so mad.

 

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

21 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I made this guy so mad.

 

 

must be one of Boris Johnson's descendants LOOL

[Arrows to Athens]

Made this guy extremely salty. He then slapped a bounty on me and left.

 

[MaddenedGhost]

after he tried so many times to kill me, either by explosives or the RC car, he sent me this:

 

to which I replied with:

 

He left after we got to 8 to 3 and him getting owned so bad.

Edited August 26, 2019 by Maddened_Ghost

[Mini Madrazo]

On 8/18/2019 at 2:35 AM, Next-Gen Vercettis said:

Next time I might use the 'make it rain' emote in their face and tell them to get the money in their account they have to clear cache and disconnect from GTA for 6 hours. 

At least it might stop them bothering everyone else for a bit. 

 

genius. I shall now do this next time someone asks me for money or if I’m a modder

[Arrows to Athens]

@Maddened_Ghost It seems like these players will call you a noob, no matter what, even if you're destroying them. 

 

I guess it's what makes them sleep at night. 

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

What happened to the days where people would look up glicthes for themselves on YouTube? Now people expect others to do their homework for them.

Edited August 27, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[wei wei]

18 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

 

 

What happened to the days where people would look up glicthes for themselves on YouTube? Now people expect others to do their homework for them.

... not to mention that should you choose to respond, your reply would be more lengthy than allowed on the phone. of course, then the Noobie asking wouldn't understand on the first reply, so it would be a neverending series of back & forth texts.

[Arrows to Athens]

3 hours ago, wei wei said:

... not to mention that should you choose to respond, your reply would be more lengthy than allowed on the phone. of course, then the Noobie asking wouldn't understand on the first reply, so it would be a neverending series of back & forth texts.

Yeah, which is why I never respond to them. 

[White Shark]

 

Got this one today after I blew up an MKII griefer after he came after me whilst I was flying my new Deluxo.  I used the tips in the vid circulating about how the Deluxo can be an effective counter to the MKII.  My first encounter with one using the Deluxo and I swatted him instantly.  Proper happy.

 

The griefer wasn't happy and called it a "cheat kill".  Yeah ok kid, how about you hop off of your insta-spawn, ruiner missile spewing, countermeasuring, rocket flying bike before you accuse others of "cheat kills".  

[Arrows to Athens]

People still use the word "hack" in 2019? And people still can't distinguish between a "hack" and a glitch?

 

 

Another message I got from the infamous Redshine:

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

50 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

People still use the word "hack" in 2019? And people still can't distinguish between a "hack" and a glitch?

 

 

Another message I got from the infamous Redshine:

 

Sent from his apartment he hasn't left for 5 years lol