What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[KingKoooZ]

"R u a grl? D0 u hav a [email protected]?"

Yes & No respectively.

 

Let them figure that one out.

[Ezza.]

 

I must be doing something wrong, I dont get hate mail

Put your chat on everyone and keep jumping sessions until you get one full of squeakers

 

Kill-->Message--->Bounty--->Kill---->Repeat

 

Damn, I was a prick a year ago

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

^^Same here I think Rockstars latest patch got rid of them. I haven't seen a Sandking in weeks, before the latest patch I had no issues in getting them to spawn at Ammu-Nation in Paleto Bay.

you can find them around sandy shores, i have one, a sandking xl.

i'm on 360

 

He's referring to modded Sandking & other vehicles that spawn on PS4/XB1

Edited February 23, 2015 by Troubadour

[Mr.Nedich]

Some random Lv 9 saw my apartment and asked if he could use it as his home, I told him not unless he bought one, I told him I'd help him grind for the cash and he told me 'f*ck you'. Kind of ungrateful since most high levels won't give a single digit level the time of day, but whatever. His loss.

[Red Lynx 23]

When he though i had real boobies.

 

He's referring to modded Sandking & other vehicles that spawn on PS4/XB1

 

 

^^Same here I think Rockstars latest patch got rid of them. I haven't seen a Sandking in weeks, before the latest patch I had no issues in getting them to spawn at Ammu-Nation in Paleto Bay.

you can find them around sandy shores, i have one, a sandking xl.

i'm on 360

 

 

I found one across the street from the LSC near Sandy Shores and the prison.

 

On topic: Getting a text message and attempt at cyber bullying by somebody that I went after, I was told "nobody likes you". My reply was "aww, and I WANT to be friends with everyone in Los Santos".

Edited February 3, 2015 by Red Lynx 23

[Ms.AirSuperiority]

Edit:

That was a message I sent, not received.

Removed the comment, my bad.

Edited February 3, 2015 by mrironmoose

[Fox2Quick]

This kid send me insulting messages after I done a stunt from 2 Fast 2 Furious to help me kill him so I could escape and keep the bounty on me that I later kept for myself.

 

This was the stunt/tactic I used that helped me headshot him and evade him:

 

 

The messages were your typical "You imbred cheating POS" and "I'm going to f*ck your mum then report you to R*".

One of my favorite movie scenes. Tell me you did the finger after you killed the guy lol

[scoobsterinc]

I was doing a survival with one other random player. They died early in one wave and I finished it off. Then I got a message before the next wave. Simply said 'I love you'. Kinda best and worst all rolled into one.

I use to this on xbox 360 for fun some of the replies were hilarious. The best one being "I love you too! But I'm sorry I have to leave you as you've made my life worse. Goodbye forever! I never want to see you again!"

Edited February 3, 2015 by scoobsterinc

[Van_Hellsing]

When he though i had real boobies

 

 

When he found out i didn't

 

 

 

How recognizable.

 

The wankers feel somehow cheated, like it is my fault. Don't hit on my female avatar then. Go outside and chase some real booty. Nowadays I just delete those creepy friend requests. They deal with plain rejection better than with the truth.

[KingKoooZ]

 

I was doing a survival with one other random player. They died early in one wave and I finished it off. Then I got a message before the next wave. Simply said 'I love you'. Kinda best and worst all rolled into one.

I use to this on xbox 360 for fun some of the replies were hilarious. The best one being "I love you too! But I'm sorry I have to leave you as you've made my life worse. Goodbye forever! I never want to see you again!"

It's priceless when people play along instead of getting their panties in a knot.

[gpm45]

I had someone say they were sorry after killing me, I decided that was nice so I just go back into my car and drove away.

[BigJoe_1]

 

This kid send me insulting messages after I done a stunt from 2 Fast 2 Furious to help me kill him so I could escape and keep the bounty on me that I later kept for myself.

 

This was the stunt/tactic I used that helped me headshot him and evade him:

 

 

The messages were your typical "You imbred cheating POS" and "I'm going to f*ck your mum then report you to R*".

One of my favorite movie scenes. Tell me you did the finger after you killed the guy lol

Of course. You can't be Brian O'Connor in GTA without giving them the finger, not to mention make them feel like a twat for underestimating you.

[Selwood24]

Someone sent me a good message today, I had a 5000k bounty on me and noticed some guy in a chopper on the mini map, well I had to assume he was coming for me so I ordered my Besra from Pegasus and off I went into the sky, he tried to take me out with his Annihilator bless him.

 

So he sent me a message "haha nice escape" which I thought was a nice touch.

[WRATH_OF_POWER]

I got a message from a random player:

"Invt me"

Just cause we are playing online, doesn't mean you lose all sorts of social etiquette on how to talk to other people.

A "hello" or "Hi" or "Hey" would be a start and a reason for me to invite you would be good.

[skybourne2]

"I hope you die in a magnesium fire"

[Daniel_B]

I don't have many memorable ones. One of my favorites, tho, needs a little set-up: whenever a Simeon HPV appeared, I loved trolling players by flying over there in a heli, dropping a sticky in front of the door, flying away a short distance, and then detonating it just as some poor sap was about to get paid for it. Usually they said nothing or raged a little, but one guy actually sent me a message afterward that said something like "Haha, nice one :)". Was nice to see that some people can still take a (mostly harmless) joke.

 

Funniest one(s) were the time I logged in and found like 6 messages from the same person, whose name I didn't recognize. Open 'em and find the dude was raging something fierce over me having killed him (finished up by insulting my "low" gamerscore of ~9k). Crazy thing is, I didn't even remember the guy and have no clue what I did to him. He might have been one of the victims I got by leaving a car rigged with an ignition bomb blocking the door to LS Customs, but A) if you're gonna be dumb enough to actually fall for that then at least own your own stupidity, and B) if you're gonna freak out and send a bunch of angry messages over it, do it right away, not half-a-day later when the other person has probably forgotten all about you...

[Jerome]

Some angry german dude sent me a long hate message after I killed him. I don't remember well but it was a lovely ''f*ck you c*nt you piece of sh*t you suck balls die in a f*cking fire'' type of message, I just played idiot with him and make him rage even more by mocking his anger.

 

Otherwise there was some other butthurt dude that send me another hate message. I make him rage even more by responding with insults and a while later he called me an idiot. I shut him up by making him realize he was the idiot answering my messages. He suddenly disappeared.

 

I love making the butthurt even more angry.

Edited February 4, 2015 by JayJay35

[Murciélago]

I don't have bad messages on the console but I do on here, lol

 

[Gerald Spoder]

My favorites are "I will be humor when I rematch you at win race" and "WOW DUDE YOU GO INTO PASSIVE MODE LOSER" (some context, a group all with bounties, 5 or 6, were hiding in a hotel and I lobbed a grenade in there. +54k and people putting bounties on me left and right)

[Paravoid]

I used to love sending a "dick pic" to people I just wrecked.

 

8===D --

[Group Hugs]

[hugh750]

a few days ago while i was in a survival mode, i noticed in xbox live i had a message saying "fight me or r u a coward", i quickly hit block communications.

[bangbangbaddie]

a week or so ago i was in a session with boys killing each other repeatedly (nothing new right). this kid road by and shot me down then hid in a glitch. when i revived i tried to get him but couldn't figure out how. i get texts and the conversation goes like this...

 

them: hahaha you can't get me I'm indivisible!

me: invisible? invincible?

them: no bish indivisible! i can't die!

me: uh ok

them: stupid bish learn a dictionary!

them: you prolly didn't even granulate high school!

me: so I'm sugar now, ok.

 

i laughed for hours. good times.

[We Are Ninja]

[stillmatik36]

ok so im in the city was kinda bored decided i was gonna go to mt. chilliad grabbed a car off the street to get my buzzard and i got a bounty put on me (from the car that i jacked) so i get there now i see some white dot coming at me hes on a helicopter so i sniped him out he spawns like in the middle of the mt. took him like 2 minutes trying to climb up killed him again (repeated this like 3 times) last time let him get almost to the top then i flew away so the messaged him HAHAHAHA NOW YOURE STUCK ON FOOT ON TOP OF THE MT. - texted me back saying UR BAD

[BlackMilk]

Only got one unpleasant message from a random person on PSN I think. I don't remember the message itself except that the grammar and spelling were atrocious.

 

Most people I kill seem to be okay with it, or simply aren't upset enough to send any message.

[InfernoV]

I went up to a guy once and gave him a ride to where he put the marker. After I dropped him off 5 mins later he messeged me

 

"I wanna lick chilly sauce off your feet, Thank you soo much"

[We Are Ninja]

 

 

 

I cannot stop laughing...

[hotrats773]

"BEE MY GTA GIRFRIEND!1"

 

*Jumps on mic and uses James Earl Jones voice*

 

"Which one of you boys wants to be my boyfriend?"

 

*leaves*

 

That is the absolute worst message I've gotten. Pretty tame but still good for some lolz.

[hugh750]

recently i got a message in xbox live that i noticed after i joined a survival mode, it said "fight me or r u a coward" or something like that, i quickly hit block communications and that was the end of that!