What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Rumblebud]

On 12/31/2018 at 11:11 PM, Amy Vinewood said:

 

Oof. There's kids who still believe this bullsh*t. They gotta know the difference between skill and all-out mods.

[BJBooBoo]

14 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Blocking the goal in bomb ball/flag wars is a dick move? I think that's called being a Goalkeeper. I got crap for shunt boosting strikers out of the way to protect the goal with my Dominator. Offense gets the glory,. but Defense wins the game.

 

I can't believe I just quoted Dennis Rodman from Double Team right now...

The reason I thought it was dickish was that with the map I was playing the Cerberus fit perfectly in between the goal posts, so all I had to do was sit in one spot and not really do anything but blow my flamethrower at the two people in small cars until the above guy in the Monster truck showed up since he had the mass to push me.

[alkaline_]

so, i started fully loaded to crispy kick some harry potter stick mk2 griefers in the butt. a fluffy low level took a target and drove underground and texting me this:

 

after 20 minutes when the flippy mission ended, he was a truly happy cat:

 

 

also:

 

to which i flippy answered this:

 

hihihi

 

 

[Hécate-II]

Joined that Heist Mastermind crew because was tired from free roam grind, started a HLR heist  as filler for sh*t and giggles.

 

------>___MMG___ dude thinks he's ultimate heister, don't want to wear his heavy vest

------>die like an idiot with his stupid outfit

------>tell me "nice hack" when I give him a good basic tip to finish that setup without dying 50 times. 

 

 

[fatdog]

1 hour ago, alkaline_ said:

 

after 20 minutes when the flippy mission ended, he was a truly happy cat:

 

Finally a decent content, unlike typical showing off posts.

[No Homing]

Bad Sport Edition!

 

 

[just do it bob1]

I sent a message to some random in my session on new years and said "happy new year!". 

Even though this guy didn't know me, he replied "happy new year to you too buddy! :)".

We hang out now and play when we can. He's 17 and a pretty chill guy, rank 447.

I feel like this is how GTAO should be. Not everyone killing each other. The other day, I gave a thumbs up to this random 8 times where he then took the opportunity to kill me each time. I then went and smacked him really badly. Killed him like 30 times and he killed me 13.  Left the session and then called ME and dick. Don't understand people sometimes...

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

so I killed this dude 26 times and he only killed me 3 times, so I messaged him saying "you're no fun lol" and then he responded with this..

how can I be salty when this dude got his ass handed to him 26 times?

lol pathetic little kids who can't handle loss.

lol then this dude talks about K/D, at this point I responded to him saying "lol little troll who is excessively obessed with his K/D poor child boohoo." my K/D is a honest 1.49 (well its 1.50 now lol) and this dude had a K/D of 1.63 which just shows K/D doesn't prove sh*t.

lol stupid little troll who probably fantasizes about his K/D when he is asleep.

Then he got butthurt because the majority of times I killed him was with my broomstick

lol apparently "I have no skill with the noobbike".

 

Edited January 7, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

 

Edited January 7, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[Smokewood]

On 1/5/2019 at 10:46 AM, just do it bob1 said:

I sent a message to some random in my session on new years and said "happy new year!". 

Even though this guy didn't know me, he replied "happy new year to you too buddy! :)".

We hang out now and play when we can. He's 17 and a pretty chill guy, rank 447.

I feel like this is how GTAO should be. Not everyone killing each other. The other day, I gave a thumbs up to this random 8 times where he then took the opportunity to kill me each time. I then went and smacked him really badly. Killed him like 30 times and he killed me 13.  Left the session and then called ME and dick. Don't understand people sometimes...

How were you not bored to death after the first 3 or 4 kills?

To me, Pvp without consequences is just boring. 

[just do it bob1]

40 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

How were you not bored to death after the first 3 or 4 kills?

To me, Pvp without consequences is just boring. 

Wasn't bored because the guy was an asshole. He wanted a fight, so I gave him one back. 

[Smokewood]

Just now, just do it bob1 said:

Wasn't bored because the guy was an asshole. He wanted a fight, so I gave him one back. 

Sounds like you wasted time and ammo to me, but to each their own....

[just do it bob1]

5 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

Sounds like you wasted time and ammo to me, but to each their own....

I have like 17k in this game. A couple of bucks spent on ammunition is nothing. I made my point, he got what he deserved. 

[Up2NoGood45]

I sent one to a griefer today that I thought was pretty good.  He came after me and my 3 crates in a Mule truck with his Deluxo.  He hit me once and kind of hovered over me.  I threw a sticky bomb and nailed him the first shot and blew him up.  I sent him a message "Your strategy did not work today"  LOL!  He rage quit.  

[just do it bob1]

Edit: I did not specify that this particular guy (the one who killed me) was on red dead.  The first guy (the rank 400 one) was on GTAO.

7 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

Sounds like you wasted time and ammo to me, but to each their own....

 

1 minute ago, just do it bob1 said:

I have like 17k in this game. A couple of bucks spent on ammunition is nothing. I made my point, he got what he deserved. 

 

[rabid_white_dog]

I had a kid text me and say “stop killing me, bro” then he started saying it through his headset. I loved it. 

[FrancisBlack]

17 minutes ago, just do it bob1 said:

Wasn't bored because the guy was an asshole. He wanted a fight, so I gave him one back. 

I never get tired of demolishing an a$$hat

[Sunny_D]

Lol. I was playing on my xbox account, trying to blast through the heists, then i receive this

[Arrows to Athens]

After passive bailing him twice in a row...

 

 

Maybe if you weren't oblivious and had some level of situational awareness, especially after the first bail, you wouldn't have been passive bailed.

Edited January 10, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[Rumblebud]

On 1/9/2019 at 9:27 AM, Vitalize said:

Lol. I was playing on my xbox account, trying to blast through the heists, then i receive this

I've gotten plenty of these kinds of players, they just step in like: "I don't know you, but either way, I demand a decent cut out of you!"

 

Lol, first they must join and contribute to the setup before they even receive a paycheck from me.

They should keep in mind the host pays a setup cost, and doesn't get paid until the heist is finished.

[wei wei]

On 1/9/2019 at 11:27 AM, Vitalize said:

Lol. I was playing on my xbox account, trying to blast through the heists, then i receive this

 

 

... i only play Heists with people i know. i always give 25% cuts to the whole team because i'm a nice person, and i don't need the money. any random Noobie making silly demands to me, automatically gets reported for unsporting behaviour. :P

[Nyamber]

[Rumblebud]

There's plenty of players asking for mods out there.

 

"Give me money pls"

"Are you modder?"

 

Got these plenty on PS4, which obviously cannot be modded in any way, as @Cameron Star mentioned. But I ain't got none of that sh*t since my time on PC  

 

That's a lil' odd.

Edited January 15, 2019 by CanadianMuscle

[Nyamber]

 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

Im very baffled of why this dude said this when I killed him lol.

 

[Up2NoGood45]

I won one of the challenges in the lobby “drive the longest without crashing”

 

I get a message from 2nd place “suck a fart”. What the heck?

[Arrows to Athens]

^Just salty from not winning.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

so this dude sent me this and I looked up the translation for this on google translate from spanish to english if I'm correct I assume it means " I have not played for a long time"

lol this dude tried to ambush me multiple times, but still failed.

I killed him countless times and just to hide that he is salty, he claims he hasn't been playing for a long time

yeah nice try, like I haven't heard that one before.

#typicalgtatryhard

Edited January 16, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

tryhard with the mum jokes simply because he couldn't kill me.

awwww salty.

 

lol now he mentions my dad

ahhh when will they ever learn?

 

clearly can't speak english.

he said that right when he got into his rhino and tried to kill me PS: still failed

 

 

 

 

Edited January 17, 2019 by KSI_IS_STUPID_

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Running missions with some randoms last night and this guy jumps in my Tulip with me and texts "yo bro can i drive next mission" - I oblige and we play another solid hour with me just riding along and letting him play with the car "fcukin sick". Jump online today to play a few and lo and behold, there he is again, now with his own Tulip that looks very close to mine  another good hour of wheelies and missions. We're friends now.

 

About a week ago I was with more randoms in Dispatch VI and as usual, call my Volatol because those trucks are the best bombing practice. Couple randos ride with me to the plane and and as soon as they see it "Whaaaaaaat" "Whoa bro what is this". Astoundingly, they both not only figured out how to use the turrets but destroyed the trucks before I did! We complete the mission and they're saying stuff like "Dude, you just carried us, thanks bro"  and one of em really appreciated it, repeating stuff like "Man that was great, thank you so much for that whole experience".  I never use a mic but that really made me smile because that cooperative airborne experience is my whole reason for playing.