What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Hollis2Hollywood]

A while back on PS3, this guy kept sending me messages calling me a noob because we failed the mission Coveted. He and his friend were pissed because I died, ending the mission. What he failed to include was the fact that him and his dumb ass friend died within the first few minutes because they absolutely suck. We went back and forth trading insults but I kinda started embarrassing him to the point where his friend started sending me messages saying "I have to admit that was funny bro." Apparently, he'd been relaying our little roasting session back to his boy lol

[Gridl0k]

After using "Kick" on the host because he had set it to Normal and then tried to PIT me on the way to the objective;

 

 

After claiming a bounty whilst off the radar in my Jester Racecar - when I approached the guy from behind he freaked out and drove into a truck

 

[yello cactus]

I was in a car race and took out the 2nd place guy by accident (it really was) on the final corner; I then finished 2nd.

He sent me the most irate voice message I have ever heard but I have no idea what he was saying as he was Spanish. It sounded like he had just lost his leg in a freak agricultural accident! He was screaming at me. Kind of hilarious to be honest.

 

Of course he may have been saying "great bit of driving Cactus, that was fookin amazing and I respect your driving ability" or he may not.

[DISTRICT7642]

This happened last year on last gen.

 

I just left my garage and was driving around a bit when i notice there was bounty coming my way. I stopped my car in the middle of the street, got out and got on the roof of my car, waiting for him to get closer. Then i killed him.

 

This is the text i got from him.

Edited January 30, 2015 by DISTRICT7642

[Misanthrope Z]

their phone number

[9i OTD]

I made my second Online protag a girl, and since then I've received a f*ck ton of friend requests.

 

The weirdest one was where I killed another player, so he messaged me a rant about how it was not fair that I was a reality warper and how it should count as cheating when I warp reality in the game.

[hesselgren]

I made my second Online protag a girl, and since then I've received a f*ck ton of friend requests.

 

The weirdest one was where I killed another player, so he messaged me a rant about how it was not fair that I was a reality warper and how it should count as cheating when I warp reality in the game.

lol, my girl character gets more friend requests to.. sometimes people message me, "r u gurl in real?"

 

someone randomly messaged me one word, "jackass" didn't even find him in session, dont know if i even met him in game, its a mystery..

[Sky_Light12]

The weirdest one was where I killed another player, so he messaged me a rant about how it was not fair that I was a reality warper and how it should count as cheating when I warp reality in the game.

dafuq ? u should tell them " i taught they said this is " grand theft auto " , you have to kill in order to survive the heavenly Los Santos "

 

This happened last year on last gen.

 

I just left my garage and was driving around a bit when i notice there was bounty coming my way. I stopped my car in the middle of the street, got out and got on the roof of my car, waiting for him to get closer. Then i killed him.

 

This is the text i got from him.

lol , in my taught : " it's legit strategy , tryhard ! if they camp hard , just stay away from their campsite "

 

i think i got conclusion why every male player in female character because those guys think you're a girl and they may obessed/flirt you . you have two options :

1.pretend to be a girl , either act like flirty or cutie

2.use your character's charming appearance as advantage . men's weakess is women , you know ( such as suddenly assaulted )

Edited January 30, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[Crazy_Cico007]

"Give me my money"

[Turkish Turketarian]

Well I just got a flood of hate messages from some guy (in all caps), that basically consist of "Muslim trash!"

[Sky_Light12]

Well I just got a flood of hate messages from some guy (in all caps), that basically consist of "Muslim trash!"

whoa , u should da been teach them a lesson for any form of hate speech

[PondNewt]

I don't really receive many messages. I remember I got a rude text message on the in game phone when I was just starting out. I was probably like rank 5 or something. The message was "eat sh*t and die". I was sitting in my car at the time and just as I finished reading it I got shot by the text sender with a sniper rifle I believe through the windscreen.

[Nomad0202]

I was doing a survival with one other random player. They died early in one wave and I finished it off. Then I got a message before the next wave. Simply said 'I love you'. Kinda best and worst all rolled into one.

[GTAOMark]

I was doing a survival with one other random player. They died early in one wave and I finished it off. Then I got a message before the next wave. Simply said 'I love you'. Kinda best and worst all rolled into one.

thought about sending you that message many a time at the end of a survival!!

Edited January 30, 2015 by GTAOMark

[reiniat]

"Im gonna murder, rape and eat all your family, but ill keep you alive so i can impregnate you, and then ill chain you in my basement for 15 years so i can show you how i murder, rape and eat your new children."

Followed by:

"And im gonna film it all and release a trilogy at 40fps and 3D with a limited release trough north america"

 

 

 

[Locce]

The worst message was probably the best at the same time: "I will report you to psn son of a bitch cheater".

I kind of remembered the player name from a race that I had won that evening, fair and square. I never cheat even the slightest bit, so I knew he was making an idiot of himself. In the end I decided to put the cherry on the doofus cake and report him for verbal abuse.

[RandallFlagg00]

"Im gonna murder, rape and eat all your family, but ill keep you alive so i can impregnate you, and then ill chain you in my basement for 15 years so i can show you how i murder, rape and eat your new children."

Followed by:

"And im gonna film it all and release a trilogy at 40fps and 3D with a limited release trough north america"

 

 

 

 

Hahaha. Oh my god.

[Nacho Z]

I made my second Online protag a girl, and since then I've received a f*ck ton of friend requests.

 

The weirdest one was where I killed another player, so he messaged me a rant about how it was not fair that I was a reality warper and how it should count as cheating when I warp reality in the game.

Well to be fair, you really shouldn't be warping reality. I know it's GTA but there are limits. Leave reality alone.

[Pavle]

"pusssayyy"

 

 

 

 

I replied with a simple "bite me"

[Buzzbox]

Best I've had "I hope your never successful at anything in life" made my day.

[Gridl0k]

^ I am pretty bad for getting grumpy and sending messages like that, I think the last one was "enjoy your career in retail"... I really should put the keyboard away

[tenpennyisplainevil]

Some kid kept doing the jerk and thrust animation near me, then proceeded to text me "i bang u". Needless to say I didn't justify that with a resonse. Instead, I killed him several times over

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I GET CUTE MESSAGE YESTERDAY SAYIN......UR A C * N T GO AWAY AND DIE..........this brought a tear to my eye i wanted to hug this player and dance under the moon

Edited February 1, 2015 by harbujahn the great

[owl-man]

Some douche who was hunting me and some friends sent the following message to a girl who was part of our group. "I'm gonna knock you out and when you wake up you'll be staring into my eyes."

He enjoyed the resulting airstrike.

[ParsoOnFire]

I once got a voice message from a screaming squeaker, most of it was inaudible apart from "my dad works for xbox I'll get you banned". I think thats what he said anyway, it was hard to hear after my ear started to bleed

[SmellyNeko]

I get confused for a squeaker online sometimes, and people send me messages like 'u grill or boi,' but my favorite one was when some spanish-speaking guys were in the lobby and I heard one of them say to the other 'es un hombre o mujer?' (is that a man or woman) and I was tempted to respond in my horrible spanish but didn't XD

[emptyplayer]

Couple of months ago after racing some guy he sent me a load of msgs on psn saying that I was hacking and that he was in the "Cripps" and he was going to get me "blown away". Turned out he lived in Liverpool and knew f*ck all about the "Cripps".

 

Other than that just the usual random messages asking me to give people money. I did once meet a guy a free roam who liked my outfit so much he went and bought the same clothes and messaged me saying he was sorry he copied me.

[Y_Draig_Bryste]

Got one in a mission I was in (the one where you go to 3 different Merryweather outpsosts). We'd failed once already and I decided I would get in a Buzzard and just rain missiles down on the enemies. The last one was taking bit longer, got a message from another player in the mission saying "be a man", once I'd completed the mission, netting 22k for us, I sent a message back saying "Real men use mahoosive rockets"

 

Thats it. I dont really attract the psycho kids you lot seem to.

[Hickey1995]

Minding my own business yesterday going to LSC to finish off my tornado and a level 167 pulled up beside me and beeped so I thought he was friendly so I stopped and he jumped out , pulled out a launcher and blew my car up !! 20 mins later he sent me a message saying I was sh!t at the game but keep in mind I was 32 - 6 up on kills ( hate people blowing my cars up ) then he messaged me 6/7 mins later when it was 40 -11 to me pleading me to stop killing him but I didn't and he said he'd invite his friends to take me down and he brought 3 players ranked between 24-45 to try get me I had a lot of fun taking them out one after another on the open street with my marksman rifle and then they all messaged me telling me to stop camping between them all the nearly quadrupled my RP level of 70 and all together they had 21 kills to my 70+ before they went into passive mode and tried to add me and said they'd come back with more players added them all but they never came back always changed session when I joined them and then deleted me after awhile I miss those guys please help me find them

[KingKoooZ]

I've never been one for female characters as a guy, but this thread is making me see serious potential for that other character slot.