What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[am30]

 

 

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8XQSilU8GM&feature=youtu.be

All that hassle for $34k? Better off playing a couple missions rather than sitting waiting for a vehicle to maybe spawn.

Normally it only takes a minute or 2. I show up there around 8am and the dubsta2 usually spawns by 10:30 or so.

 

 

I've not found any partly modded vehicles in free-roam for ages so have given up.

Some guy killed me then sent me a voice message describing himself (in a strong Scottish accent) that he is the reincarnated William Wallace and he will destroy the English one at a time starting with me. He then followed me around the map dressed in blue and white screaming "FREEDOM" for about 15 minutes.

 

Typical Scots, they have no purpose without us English.

 

**cough** north sea oil **cough**

[Stephen]

^^Same here I think Rockstars latest patch got rid of them. I haven't seen a Sandking in weeks, before the latest patch I had no issues in getting them to spawn at Ammu-Nation in Paleto Bay.

[hugh750]

^^Same here I think Rockstars latest patch got rid of them. I haven't seen a Sandking in weeks, before the latest patch I had no issues in getting them to spawn at Ammu-Nation in Paleto Bay.

you can find them around sandy shores, i have one, a sandking xl.

i'm on 360

Edited January 11, 2015 by hugh750

[hugh750]

but to stay on topic the recent weird in game message i've gotten lately.

i was playing with my female avatar about last week.

and another player sent me an in game message saying "sex??", i thought he wondered what gender i was so i ignored him.

then he sent me another in game message "sex time".

[blk95ta]

 

 

 

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8XQSilU8GM&feature=youtu.be

 

All that hassle for $34k? Better off playing a couple missions rather than sitting waiting for a vehicle to maybe spawn.

Normally it only takes a minute or 2. I show up there around 8am and the dubsta2 usually spawns by 10:30 or so.

 

I've not found any partly modded vehicles in free-roam for ages so have given up.

Some guy killed me then sent me a voice message describing himself (in a strong Scottish accent) that he is the reincarnated William Wallace and he will destroy the English one at a time starting with me. He then followed me around the map dressed in blue and white screaming "FREEDOM" for about 15 minutes.

 

Typical Scots, they have no purpose without us English.

 

**cough** north sea oil **cough**

Now that I have my own dubsta2, it's pretty much a guaranteed spawn.

[Str33tJustus]

Some guy killed my buddy, so I retaliated. Then the 3 of us went to war for awhile. To end it, me and my buddy each got a kill on him, so we got in a helicopter and decided to leave him alone. We were pretty much dominating him and getting bored.

 

I close the application and see a message pop up "You're leaving? You're Pathetic! Ps. Your internet is sh*t"

 

I couldn't help but facepalm and simply replied "Need a Tissue?" Lol

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

PLAYERS SEND ME ABUSE ALL THE TIME I FIND IT CUTE IF I GET FRIEND REQUEST THEN I ATTACK THEM!

 

FUNNIEST WAS .........IL SLAP THE MUSLIM OUT OF U......i then went off radar and attacked him with golf club

Edited January 20, 2015 by harbujahn the great

[Van_Hellsing]

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

[Luc76985]

During a Last Team Standing one time, I was the last player alive on my team, the rest of whom had died very early. So I was creeping around the map trying to be cautious, picking players off here and there, then eating snacks and checking armor for health, then sneaking around some more.

It took a few minutes, and I saw the PSN notification flash on my tv "You have received a message from [username]." It was one of the other players on my team who had been spectating.

I thought to myself, hmm, I wonder if he is messaging me to tell me how well I am doing! Because I was steadily picking off the rest of the players.

I surprised myself by winning the match for my team, all on my own! Awesome! I felt super proud of myself. Then I switched over to my PSN messages, and opened what must surely be encouragement from my teammates.

 

"COME ON!!!!!!!!!"

 

That was it. "COME ON!!!!!!!!!" That is not a congratulations!!! That was some impatient, dead, A$$40l3, who wants me to hurry up and die too!!! And he was on my own team!

 

So I took a deep breath, thought for a second, and calmly replied: "You're welcome." Shockingly, he never responded.

Edited January 20, 2015 by Luc76985

[Misanthrope Z]

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

reply with "are you 12?"

[Fussyfez]

 

 

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

reply with "are you 12?... Coz I fancy a toy boy"

EFA

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't really get many amusing messages.

 

Only if I'm having a particularly good run, or when I randomly go 'triple threat' and call mercs, mugger and lester to bounty a random. Normally the highest level in the lobby.

Edited January 20, 2015 by Fussyfez

[Misanthrope Z]

 

 

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

reply with "are you 12?... Coz I fancy a toy boy"

 

yoooooo too risque

 

at least wait until the boy's 14 for that

[Bootels]

Exact words "stop it im tring to do a money glitch plz."

After that i killed this person till he went into Passive and left.

[Sky_Light12]

my big sister sent me this pict and explain the problems :

 

 

 

" a random guy in " titan of a job " mission keeps hitting me and pop my firetruck's tires . he seems unaware that firehose can kill teamates , i've killed him when he get out of his coquette and blew his ride . he was first rage but few messages he laugh , like u do , Little " insane troll " "

[TCA]

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

I get that too and pictures FML Edited January 24, 2015 by TCA

[Van_Hellsing]

 

 

 

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

 

reply with "are you 12?... Coz I fancy a toy boy"

yoooooo too risque

 

at least wait until the boy's 14 for that

It was followed by a rainstorm of lead.

[DontTry2Hard]

A guy once sent me a message that said "UR ON UTUBE" after a race. He crashed me all race long, so we ended up just hitting each other. I finished in 4th and he finished in 3rd.

 

Do people post videos of themselves finishing in 3rd?

[Misanthrope Z]

 

 

 

 

Lill' sh^t texts me while air thrusting to my female avatar:

 

"Are you a girl?"

 

Followed by a friend request.....

reply with "are you 12?... Coz I fancy a toy boy"

yoooooo too risque

 

at least wait until the boy's 14 for that

It was followed by a rainstorm of lead.

 

good enough

[MigloEstevez]

"You F U C K I N G cheater"

"Pls help me"

"America is for white ppl" and some more racist shi.t i got so much Text messages but The most are cause i kill players and they get rage

[Proco]

I had a bounty so I hid in the tunnel, just to see if would anyone come after me.

 

 

 

Edited January 24, 2015 by Proco

[Sky_Light12]

"America is for white ppl" and some more racist shi.t i got so much Text messages but The most are cause i kill players and they get rage

tha'll teach those ignorant idiots a lesson for white supremacy

 

I had a bounty so I hid in the tunnel, just to see if would anyone come after me.

 

 

that's a squeaker . because they usually blame ppl a hacker if they rekt them

[vengeancehawk]

Not completely a message, but I chased this guy to his apartment in a tank where he hid and after like 2 minutes of waiting he said, "I'm not coming out you stupid fa**ot." I ignored it and sat there waiting. After 30 minutes he left so I chased him to the next session and the next 4 sessions ended exactly the same.

[Mr.Nedich]

Not completely a message, but I chased this guy to his apartment in a tank where he hid and after like 2 minutes of waiting he said, "I'm not coming out you stupid fa**ot." I ignored it and sat there waiting. After 30 minutes he left so I chased him to the next session and the next 4 sessions ended exactly the same.

That'd be funny if your life wasn't so sad you needed to follow him through four other sessions just to have fun.

[CaptainMental]

Player sets a bounty on me.

 

I send a message to him "Wohoo, free money!"

 

he replies

 

"Only a short loan, I'm coming to get it now."

 

 

That was a pretty good comeback imo, only tainted by the fact that I then haunted him with my lazer!

[vengeancehawk]

 

Not completely a message, but I chased this guy to his apartment in a tank where he hid and after like 2 minutes of waiting he said, "I'm not coming out you stupid fa**ot." I ignored it and sat there waiting. After 30 minutes he left so I chased him to the next session and the next 4 sessions ended exactly the same.

That'd be funny if your life wasn't so sad you needed to follow him through four other sessions just to have fun.

I didn't do it because it was fun, I did it to piss him off. Dumbass.

[Xion Hunter]

I was with my crew doin a small scale lobby takeover. Was in a Lazer hunting the odd bounty and keeping the skies clear. This kid starts texting me, calling me "coward" and "chicken" and a few other things. I calmly retort.

 

I then shoot his Lazer out of the sky and text back:

"Get out of my sky"

 

He raged. It was glorious.

[The First Hunter]

The best was "Sorry" when someone ran over me in Rooftop Rumble

The worst was "Sure" when someone text me back when i sent "Go F yourself" to him! :|

[RandallFlagg00]

 

 

 

 

Not completely a message, but I chased this guy to his apartment in a tank where he hid and after like 2 minutes of waiting he said, "I'm not coming out you stupid fa**ot." I ignored it and sat there waiting. After 30 minutes he left so I chased him to the next session and the next 4 sessions ended exactly the same.

That'd be funny if your life wasn't so sad you needed to follow him through four other sessions just to have fun.

I didn't do it because it was fun, I did it to piss him off. Dumbass.

Guy spends 30 minutes waiting in a video game, then calls another guy a dumbass.

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Wow, let's see, guy shoots up my mesa runs to LSC, I place remote bombs in front of door, and automatic kind (name escapes me now) on steps both ends of driveways. I go up on roof, He comes out, boom! Respawns, tries to avenge, runs back towards me, boom! Spawns at other corner, runs back, peeks around corner, (1 between the eyes!) Respawns( turns on his mic) " why does everyone on this game hate me!?!!??!"

*

also been gay, biotch, punk ass mofo , every racial name, told I will die.....TONIGHT! about 8 months ago, so I think he's running late. turd, kill myself , f my mom. I'm copying your url, gonna hack you, hope your happy you p.o.s. ( for bombing his car, he had a bounty on him) It's weird cuz it's just a video game

[Commander S]

Been getting quite a few crew invitations from all-girl (in real life) crews - probably the result of me giving my female character a sensible, fashion-savvy make-over.

Obviously declined 'em all, since they don't realise I'm a bloke, and I wouldn't want to look like I'm trying to deceive anyone, but still, I'm ...flattered, I guess?

Edited January 26, 2015 by Cmdr_Shepherd