What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[MayoChiki]

Just logged in my alter account and got two messages:

 

Doc Montoya:

Michael Amuzo was found dead with 6 ar bullets to the back #Montoya CF# #El Diablo# #IMC# On top

 

Michael Amuzo:

||Get Slapped Dumb Ass Bitch's|| Cervado, Dubois, Montoya, Vantino, Madici, Omerta, DFMC, Groove Street, IMOB were all pushhed out of a freemode war after they all ganged up on the Amuzo family. Dont f*ck with Amuxo. #Land mind for nameless

 

Jesus f*cking Christ... some people really need to get some fresh air.

[Tokin]

I've only ever got one, and that said 'noob'. This was after a) I outshot him and 2 of his buddies who were in a bus, on my Akuma by killing all 3, and b) hunting him down in a jet and strafing him near perfectly (I was killed by my own cannon splash fire). Sure as hell sounds nooby to me.

[Datguy8925]

"You have a big penis"

 

Word.

[BigJoe_1]

This kid send me insulting messages after I done a stunt from 2 Fast 2 Furious to help me kill him so I could escape and keep the bounty on me that I later kept for myself.

 

This was the stunt/tactic I used that helped me headshot him and evade him:

 

 

The messages were your typical "You imbred cheating POS" and "I'm going to f*ck your mum then report you to R*".

[Mr.Nedich]

Back when LTS came out, some crew I was versing in the Playlist beat us by all bumrushing except one dude who'd snipe us out in the open, so the next round of that map, I got wise and hid in this low ridge they couldn't snipe me from when the rest of my team was killed. I killed all of them and when the sniper couldn't kill me, he came at me and I killed him. I seldom ever have such a crowning moment of badassery in V and it was only made better when I was accused of being a 'camper' for not going out where the dude could snipe me. It was such a beautiful moment.

[Dinlee]

I had a 9k bounty on me that I was trying to survive so after I did a few laps around LS on my bike I headed out towards Paleto Bay. No one was really even close on radar so I stopped a Hookies (the bar near Fort Z) to check out the locals and explore a bit. No more then 30 seconds later I notice a bounty hunter slam on the brake outside of the bar. I ran back to my bike and gunned the engine in the direction of LS called Lester and pulled this move.

 

http://goo.gl/4zedqY

A when I came back on radar I was in Paleto bay and he way just outside of LS

He sent me a text that said " Ok, you're pretty good. I'll give you that"

We later became friends.

[ActionJackso247]

I had two guys blow me up and I texted, "you messed up" I was trying to move cars around and maintenance stuff. I refuse to go passive but anyway...

 

So I kill him and his buddy alot dont rememebr the score but one of them was like 25-7 and the other guys was like 15-12. He starts yelling on the mic that I am auto aimming with the sniper/marksman rifle! Im like what game are you playing guy? Dont complain if you start blowing people up and then they smoke you!

 

I do enjoy getting a clinic from good players sometimes and I always pay respect if I get out-done just a piece of humble pie.

[Red Lynx 23]

A random player who made the first move, and wound up being killed 6-0. So he texted me "eat it cheater!". Then for whatever reason, there was anywhere from five to eight crew members in the same lobby. They all ganged up on him while I visited Ammunation, but he had his mic set to public and started raging as they tore him a new one. Right until he yelled "f*ck THIS!" and left the session.

[Giantsgiants]

Just remembered this conversation from back in July. Someone thought I was a girl.

Him: Hey.
Me: Yo.
Him: Do you have a bf?
Me: Nope.
Him: You do now?
Me: Who?
Him: Me.
Me: Sure hun. ^_^
Him: Yay!
Me: Though babe, I have a secret you should know? ^^
Him: Tell me!
Me: I'm a guy.
Him: NO!
Me: Do you believe me?
Him: No.
Me: *voice message* Do you believe me now?
Him: What?

Edited January 9, 2015 by Giantsgiants

[VictoriaLynnnn]

So my gamertag is VictoriaLynnnn, same thing as on here. Pree obvious what my name and gender is just by a quick glance. But I swear at least once a week I'll get an in-game text "are you a girl?"

[Sky_Light12]

This kid send me insulting messages after I done a stunt from 2 Fast 2 Furious to help me kill him so I could escape and keep the bounty on me that I later kept for myself.

 

This was the stunt/tactic I used that helped me headshot him and evade him

 

The messages were your typical "You imbred cheating POS" and "I'm going to f*ck your mum then report you to R*".

lol , kids in these days blames you as cheater/hacker when u beat them . but when u beaten by them , they become more arrogant

I had two guys blow me up and I texted, "you messed up" I was trying to move cars around and maintenance stuff. I refuse to go passive but anyway...

 

So I kill him and his buddy alot dont rememebr the score but one of them was like 25-7 and the other guys was like 15-12. He starts yelling on the mic that I am auto aimming with the sniper/marksman rifle! Im like what game are you playing guy? Dont complain if you start blowing people up and then they smoke you!

 

I do enjoy getting a clinic from good players sometimes and I always pay respect if I get out-done just a piece of humble pie.

u might either say " u blew my ride , dumbass . whose's fault now ? " or " self-defense , buddy "

Edited January 10, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[TheSweetAriel]

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

Woah, I've had something similar happen to me like that.

It was like

 

*Enter Free Roam*

*text message*

"I'm outside your apartment. U die".

*I open up the map to see some red dot just standing by the front door, and not the garage*

*I didn't reply so I slipped into one of my cars and drove out the garage in the opposite end, guy comes bolting around the corner in his zentorno, spraying me with AP Pistol*

*I sticky bomb him*

*This goes on for atleast another half hour, I manage to evade and sticky bomb, maybe 6 times*

*he FINALLY kills me once, then as I respawn he goes into passive and sends me a message*

*SEE? WHAT'D I TELL YOU? NOW SAY BYE-BYE*

*and he leaves the game to go play missions or something*

[Dottie]

*Nice car *

driving a chrome merryweather mesa...

[blk95ta]

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8XQSilU8GM&feature=youtu.be

Edited January 10, 2015 by blk95ta

[Dinlee]

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

I've been calling the Fire Dept after setting hookers of fire but calling the cops kinda makes me laugh, gonna have to try it. Good look

[Dumb guy]

So my gamertag is VictoriaLynnnn, same thing as on here. Pree obvious what my name and gender is just by a quick glance. But I swear at least once a week I'll get an in-game text "are you a girl?"

So ru. Pics or some such thing. The stalked or some one showed pics with date/time.

But even with that....

[Cornbat]

People are afraid of me. I never get one.

 

[am30]

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8XQSilU8GM&feature=youtu.be

 

All that hassle for $34k? Better off playing a couple missions rather than sitting waiting for a vehicle to maybe spawn.

[mattyscfc]

When people kill me for no reason I just send them stupid messages like "allahu akbar" "death to the west" "we will spill infidel blood" etc. Last night, it forced a level 160+ to leave the session, don't start a war with my al-Qaeda alter ego

[Halal Cyborg]

I usually receives many negative messages from players. I did kilOoooqol everyone in the lobby with the Jet with an female character for less than 30 min until I got disconnected. And I received an PM, this one takes the cake...

 

"Seriously f*ck off you f*cking slut bitch. Go suck at its oaooIii u on 100 cocks bitch ass pussy".

in f

I did not reply to this. Then he sent this:

 

"you think youre funnyin your f*cking jet u dumb bitch, u better block me cuz im going 2 send u messages every hour u cock suckn whore".

 

I did not reply to this either, and did not block him. I could not do anything else than just laugh:)

 

 

 

 

 

[ADropInTheOcean]

The best would be compliments to my cars, one during a mission and most in my apartment. The worst would be... Well, dunno, I haven't got too many bad messages, really.

I guess my most hilarious texting experience would be a 10 year old trying to flirt since my character was female. He was so f*cking pissed when I told him I am a guy

 

Oh, and I once had someone calling me a "Pleb" after having accidentally chosen an Adder on a race. I can't argue with him there.

Edited January 10, 2015 by henriquedematos

[Hyperglide]

You must have to be a real sad bastard if you remember all the sh*t talking that goes on in a video game. If I cared enough to remember all the people who take the piss with me I could fill an entire thread full of nuggets. Just let that slide off of you like a glancing blow. If you have to go on a message board to post these then you're clearly gotten too.

The best would be compliments to my cars, one during a mission and most in my apartment. The worst would be... Well, dunno, I haven't got too many bad messages, really.

I guess my most hilarious texting experience would be a 10 year old trying to flirt since my character was female. He was so f*cking pissed when I told him I am a guy

 

Oh, and I once had someone calling me a "Pleb" after having accidentally chosen an Adder on a race. I can't argue with him there.

 

Reminds me of this.

Did he spit at ya too?

[ADropInTheOcean]

Reminds me of this. Did he spit at ya too?

Nah, he was civilized, he didn't do much more than just calling me a "Pleb". When I asked him why, knowing it would be because of the Adder but nonetheless wanting a confirmation, he just said "Because you were born this way".

 

Weird guy.

Edited January 10, 2015 by henriquedematos

[thewhitehammer99]

I was just leaving my apartment when some random texts me "im gonna kill ya", so I text back "k den m8"(he was on the other side of the city)

I think it ended around 10-8 in his favor though, he did put up a good fight, I have to admit that

[CrysisAverted]

"u a gay"

"can you give me money"

"can you level me up"

"fa**ot"

"little girl"

"pussy"

 

 

The best ones are when I leave the lobby and they take the time to find me on PSN and send me a paragraph of what they think of me

Edited January 10, 2015 by Sh4d0wX32111

[TCA]

I get called garbage, hacker and pussy when they rage and can't kill me. I reply with

 

"Wanna smear strawberry jelly on your body, while you make pancakes" awkward yes do they leave me alone after...? Yes lol

[MatthewKeegan]

i am level 266 and a guy massaged me saying "are you a hacker?" and i reposed "yes" just to see how far this can go, so he came to me and said "give me money or i will report you" , and i was like "chill man, just because i have a higher score than you're rank 45 does't mean i'm a cheater" to which he responded "shut up c*nt b*tch, give me the green" HAHAHA i'm still laughing to this day. PS: i never replied him back after that

[PalmIsland!]

 

I usually receives many negative messages from players. I did kilOoooqol everyone in the lobby with the Jet with an female character for less than 30 min until I got disconnected. And I received an PM, this one takes the cake...

 

"Seriously f*ck off you f*cking slut bitch. Go suck at its oaooIii u on 100 cocks bitch ass pussy".

in f

I did not reply to this. Then he sent this:

 

"you think youre funnyin your f*cking jet u dumb bitch, u better block me cuz im going 2 send u messages every hour u cock suckn whore".

 

I did not reply to this either, and did not block him. I could not do anything else than just laugh:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why did you quote this and change some of the words into something meaningless?

[blk95ta]

 

Some guy earlier sent me messages saying i must have gotten beat up a lot in high school and only pussies call the cops in GTA Online.

 

I was in the vinewood hills trying to spawn a gold or chrome dubsta 2 with my gold one because i was due for another car sale. this dipsh*t comes up and starts trying to blow me up while i'm in passive so i called 911 and when the cops showed up, they executed him

 

Then the moron comes back and tries to do the same thing again! Again i called the cops and again he gets killed. I guess he never heard the old phrase "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

 

video is being transferred to my pc for editing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8XQSilU8GM&feature=youtu.be

 

All that hassle for $34k? Better off playing a couple missions rather than sitting waiting for a vehicle to maybe spawn.

Normally it only takes a minute or 2. I show up there around 8am and the dubsta2 usually spawns by 10:30 or so.

[Plum Tomato]

Some guy killed me then sent me a voice message describing himself (in a strong Scottish accent) that he is the reincarnated William Wallace and he will destroy the English one at a time starting with me. He then followed me around the map dressed in blue and white screaming "FREEDOM" for about 15 minutes.

Typical Scots, they have no purpose without us English.