What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[PetrolCB]

**not quoting all of this, for this**

Goddamn, you have a metric f*ckton of money. I mean, Im financially set, but sh*t, what the hell?

 

Im not jealous or anything, but, Christ, whats the point?

 

Did you buy that account?

 

Legit questions.

Edited April 1, 2018 by PetrolCB

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

**not quoting all of this, for this**

Goddamn, you have a metric f*ckton of money. I mean, Im financially set, but sh*t, what the hell?

 

Im not jealous or anything, but, Christ, whats the point?

 

Did you buy that account?

 

Legit questions.

 

 

​What? You don't have 3.3 Trillion dollars? Peasant.

 

/no but seriously, WTF?

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[AdriiRozayXOXO]

 

**not quoting all of this, for this**

Goddamn, you have a metric f*ckton of money. I mean, Im financially set, but sh*t, what the hell?

 

Im not jealous or anything, but, Christ, whats the point?

 

Did you buy that account?

 

Legit questions.

 

Lol I didn't buy the account I was actually given my money and rank by a friend who liked me had a crush on me back when the transfer glitch was still possible.

It was December 2015 iirc

Edited April 2, 2018 by MissMurkina

[PetrolCB]

Hugh750 and bantonson15: did the both of you dipsh*ts really need to quote that entire post? God damn it. Seriously.

[-KM-]

I'm dad, apparently.

 

-snip-

I think he meant to say "your dad", as an alternative to a "your mum" response. But even if he did use the right 'your', it still wouldn't make much sense.

A lot of kids talk like that around here.

[SHOKKERZ91]

Was playing with my low level account and during criminal damage, a lvl 300 deceided to attack me with an nokota while i was in my savage. Shot him down and spawnkilled him a little. He managed to get some hits with his sniper, making it smoke, since it was in the f*cking desert without any cover. Deceided to leave him alone and replace it when i received this:

 

 

K, 180 turn and back to him. Killed him once more and left my savage, to give him a little ground punishment for his stupid behaviour. Btw, this was the only message he received from me.

 

 

I was bored, since he simply gave up. So i called my buzzard and headed back to town. This was his last message, before he quit.

 

 

Moral of the story: Don´t f*ck with the wrong low level. And more important, don´t cry after said low level gave you your own medicine.

 

 

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[hugh750]

i got this message from a level 300 player after i shot at him outside the central lsc (he killed me), and i sent mercs after him.

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So First off, just this........like wut?

*Also major Deja Vu on this text, I'll have to go back through my screencaps in a bit*

Then we have Thirsty boi from a while back reappearing out of the blue as a Deluxo C*ck.
First Message without much reason:

Then I borrow a tax dollar bought and paid for P-996 to balance that happy ass, and the meltdown began with each kill I got on him when he Passive Popped.

HA!

^You over use PVP Crutches so I use an even bigger Crutch than all of yours combined (Deluxo, Passive Popping, Sticky bomb, RPG Spam, EWO, and everything)

^When you can act like an Adult, I'll play on even terms


^Stop using Passive and Deluxos like a crack addict.


What was this sentence suppose to be?

^Turns out he's a wannabe RNG Player.

^I then get an Invite to RNG Deathmatch and get a "Your salty about your L" (Keep in mind my score was like 20+ to about 7, and Night 15-7'd him, throughout two Piracy Preventions, and the latter one Tryhard danced with his sniper like a drunken cowboy) So Group chat was started

That f*cking "MY DAD OWNS MICROSOFT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" card, yup, think we won that little sh*t throwing contest.

[AdriiRozayXOXO]

From today lol she was salty af because she tried to use ghost and a off radar lazer to kill me, she even tried to use the orbiatal cannon on me. the Final score was 3 to 0 and I have her friend 2 to 0.

They started spamming me with this response when I told them to stop messaging me

Btw I ended up surviving the bounty too and even took a screenshot of it, but I didn't feel it was necessary to post.

[PetrolCB]

^

 

[Lamborghini1335]

I love it when people call me a cheater when I kill them with whatever is in the game. Kill them enough times and they'll go passive, to which I call them out on. Anyways, this game is cancerous enough. I wish people understood skill rather then cheats.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So Backstory, The dude had the stereotypical "Tacticool Bro" Outfit, and I had just drone strike'd him twice with the Akula, and may have fire bombed him a few times afterward, when suddenly, EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS, so I go MC and return my Akula to the hanger, Tank time as dude DM's me via his Cellar Device.

Him:
Me: Boredom.
Then suddenly he goes for a Hydra which.....well.

Didn't quite end well for him
Him:
I watch him run to the Hospital for another Hydra, and follow, one nice big boom and rip Hydra and "Tacticool Bro", he goes passive, about 7 or 8 kills to 0 at this point.
Him:
Me: Test NAT is a thing, y'know.
After a bit of back and forth he figured out how to get a solo lobby for sales.

[Gridl0k]

After I'd finished testing that I couldn't kill this bounty on his yacht (air defences) with Avenger cannon, 50 Avenger bombs and finally a kamikaze Avenger;

 

 

*smokes a gaulloise*

 

(I was halfway to my orbital cannon when he left )

Edited April 4, 2018 by Gridl0k

[Black Terminator]

Killed the guy 4 times just to get even with him for killing the small rankers for no reason at all and then he gets a delexo to destroy my Shotoro bike. So I had to teach this little off radar guy a lesson.

[tsavong]

I logged into my wife's Lezly-D PSN account and dared to go off-roading in a public session. lol, it never fails.

 

The first one didn't even offer to buy me dinner and dancing at Bahama Mama's first.

 

 

The second one seems friendlier.

 

 

First one attempts to play it cool.

 

 

First one might be a perv, lol.

 

LOL Scott! I had created a female toon when I first started out in GTA Online but decided not to play her because I knew this kind of stuff would be rolling in.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Backstory, I decided to go on a little Akula Drone Strike rampage, and well.....

Sir Salts a lot:
Me: Dank NPC Quote.
Him:
Me: Like I said, Dank NPC Quote.
Him:
Me: ^w^
Him:
Me: You Messaged First so....
Him:
Me: It's a game? Boo Hoo? (Yes I realize I sounded much like a tryhard for this)
Him:
Me: With?
Him:
Me: Akula, It's my Pocket Drone Strike Helicopter.
Him:
Me to my TV:
Also Me: Akula
Him:

Also Me:

"I Don't Believe you"
Son I am disappoint.

[ALifeOfMisery]

More international fanmail

I've started sending out this as a stock response to hate

It's going down about as well as an unenthusiastic hooker.

[Arrows to Athens]

After claiming his bounty with an orbital strike:

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So the backstory on this was the dude was camping my friend's I/E Warehouse spamming BST/Ghost Org./OTR/EWO, he only got 2 kills on me and 1 on my friend before we got the Tanks, Passive Popping gets added to the list of things he spammed, after he failblogs about 3 Jets, he Ghost Org. Runs to his Nuclear D&D Board as he is sh*t talking via his Cellar Device, because that nets him some kinda Moral Highground (Just wait)

Him:
Me: When you Passive Pop in a Jet
Him:
Me in the party: That's not how this works jackwagonf*ckassc*ntc*ck, you have no moral highground here.
Me: *Repeat last message*
Him:
Me: *Notices his D&D Board Run* L, that D&D Board run
Him:
Me: U Passive pop, and EWO'd about 7 times, yeah, invalidated.
Him:
Me: Get off your nuclear D&D Board then.
Him:
Me: Nor are you Hobo. Lzzz
Him:
Also Him: *Le Rage Quit*
Me and my friend as we see he left:

Yes cause rage quitting like that means you win, by that logic we won the Vietnam War because we pulled out of the war due to lack of interest.

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So some backstory, so me and a friend decided "f*ck this whole lobby" and got my Hunter, after about 3 hours of terror, some wannabe hero shows up and messages my Cellar Device.

He was in another Hunter. The Result?

After about 15 minutes of terrorizing the poor souls, We see the now infamous Pause Menu Flag Icon
Me: Please Rage Quit xD!
Well I got my wish, out of the like 14 other players, about 13 of them rage quit, with most of them in passive, having been struggling to get jets from the fort past 1 and a half hours. Edited April 7, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[hugh750]

mine happened last night after a random killed me while i was trying to source a car.

 

[RacistGuy]

 

After about 15 minutes of terrorizing the poor souls, We see the now infamous Pause Menu Flag Icon

Me: Please Rage Quit xD!

Well I got my wish, out of the like 14 other players, about 13 of them rage quit, with most of them in passive, having been struggling to get jets from the fort past 1 and a half hours.

 

found the real tryhard griefer scum.

 

the "xD" emote tells alot.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

After about 15 minutes of terrorizing the poor souls, We see the now infamous Pause Menu Flag Icon

Me: Please Rage Quit xD!

Well I got my wish, out of the like 14 other players, about 13 of them rage quit, with most of them in passive, having been struggling to get jets from the fort past 1 and a half hours.

 

found the real tryhard griefer scum.

 

the "xD" emote tells alot.

 

Every Tryhard hunter is allowed their cheat day once a month.

[hugh750]

i got this one today from one random after he invited me to his apartment (twice), i ignored both invites.

i was driving my van when i got the random's message (it kind of creeped me out).

 

Edited April 8, 2018 by hugh750

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

i got this one today from one random after he invited me to his apartment (twice), i ignored both invites.

i was driving my van when i got the random's message (it kind of creeped me out).

 

I send these quite regular followed by the taunt "PU$$Y BOY U WILL DO NOTHING HA HA HA HAAAAA"

Edited April 8, 2018 by HARBUJAHN

[Arrows to Athens]

 

After that, I rained a fart on him with an orbital strike.

[Brutal Trout]

 

After that, I rained a fart on him with an orbital strike.

 

for those who don't know the the reference