What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

It was doing a "King Of The Castle" freemode event. So guy want to be king and i receive those masseges:

 

Im been alone when some kid arrived. He sended me strike team but he trys to use Orbital cannon, i wait him {or her, hes a female}

to come out from facility and i go off radar and ghost organization. He trys to cheat to enter Facility but i killed him again when he exits facility.

 

 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

What is wrong with people

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Tryhard that EWO and RPG Spams, To me each EWO/Sticky bomb = 2 kills to me.

Me: Waste of my time
Him:
Me: That's at least 22 kills to me due to ur EWO
Him:
Me: Hunter Rules, Each EWO = 2 kills to me.
Him:
And it just went downhill from there.

^K/D is meaningless in GTA



^Your a Tryhard, not a hunter, invaild sir.

*I never EWO'd, only went Passive due to RPG spam that he did for 5 kills, 5*
I informed him that his GT went Public, due to this post and Screencaps

Nah ^ Just to annoy you.
Then he claims I'm salty, I inform him he's be sh*t talking for 15 minutes,


And this was the best he came up with:

^Weak Sauce Timmy
Then he rage quit.

Don't EWO or Explosive spam and act like you somehow are better then people over K/D in a GTA game.

[flexcreator]

 

 

 

What the hell does LZZZZZ even mean?

It means LZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ok fair

its those so called "Tryhard term"

it means "Taking the loss" , it usually confuse whoever receives it

 

and so we come up our own response in form of "ui ui ui"

 

 

 

Funny, I've never seen "Lzzzz" or "ui ui ui" on PC

 

Also, I found another interpretation of this abbreviation:

 

 

What is the meaning/definition of the letters in LZZZZ?

 

Meaning of L in LZZZZ.

The letter has a flat bottom and a vertically extending part that projects into the sky. L is aspiring, reckoning, methodical, logical and convincing. Its flat bottom on the earth shows desire for earthly things hence L is materialistics and active. L is flexible, successful, public, insightful and considerate.

 

Meaning of Z in LZZZZ.

The letter Z zigzags forward and backwards to explore both the left and right sides of the universe. It's bottom is flat showing a certain degree of stability. Z is determined and helpful. The lower and upper cases of Z look the same indicating Z is unchanging, highly esteemed, immense and compelling.

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[Brutal Trout]

I enter a lobby, spawning in my facility and roughly 20 seconds after I get this :

 

"1-0"

I'm here less than a minute, didn't have the time to go out yet, this must be a mistake...

 

me "sorry, wrong number, try again"

him "1-0 remember me noob"

 

So, this guy is being serious, his gamertag doesn't ring any bell, but sure why not.

 

me "how am I supposed to remember, I had lvl 2 had me 1-0"

 

It's true I've been killed by very low levels, and I'm not ashamed... that much. I get no response, but the waiting game in my Akula begins as this guy is typical tryhard material with EWO spamming, passive jet fetching, teleporting, with his friends around (in jets mostly) killing him when he's got a bounty on him so he can get passive again, etc...

 

Until he gets his guard down (forgets to go passive) and gets blown up by a couple of my holy bombs.

 

me "1-0"

him "I had you on foot, you had me in the air" something of sort

me "cry" (lol)

him "1-1"

me "1-0 I dont negociate with wimps"

 

And I leave the session, I'm not gonna wait for him to go out of passive, which is not anytime soon....

[Ice_cold2016]

Some guy ranked 323 kills me before i kill him twice then fly off on my oppressor to get my bomber plane.

 

Him: "Don't run away poosy"

 

Me: "I'm not"

 

Him: "Yes you are"

 

Me: "I'm not. You're just slow =)"

 

Him: =I

 

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

Opressor Trolling - results:

 

 

[Verbal Soze]

This is the most amazing message i've ever received in my life

 

 

 

eeeee

 

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

*A Few Nights Ago*

^ you attack me, I spawn trap you with Savage, lesson learned kiddo.

*Present Day*
So.....might have got my Akula back, it finally grew on me, this thing brings the hate

^Edgelord CEO left and one of their former Bodyguards joins a new one, I hit and run his 80$ dollar car (Bucket Status).

Him:
(Should note, the full message was: "Where did you go Dork. Come here.")
Me: I am Everywhere and Nowhere.
Him:
*proceeds to Drone strike his car again and upgrade to 2-0*

[Happy Hunter]

 

It's just a little Havok lol.

[Happy Hunter]

Sorry for the double post, was just discussing the next DLC with a friend.

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Oh Boy, today's insecure little K/D Warrior sh*t....they f*cking nerve of this guy, So long story short, Sticky Bomb EWO on Ground, Passive Popping into Hydra's, I go get my tank, proceed to spawn trap him for a while he goes passive and makes the totally not obvious Passive mode run this is personal Orbital Cannon Bunker, all of us go passive knowing of the impending cheap shot.
Him:
Me: 500-750k for one kill eh? Nah Fam, Hard Pass.
Him:
Me: [X] To Doubt
*About 15 minutes past, he's still there, on his table top D&D Nuke Board*
Him:
Me: M8, I shot your Jet down with a Tank, completely Invalid statement.
Him:
Me at my TV screen:

Bored of waiting in the tunnels for him to just give up, I join another lobby after NightFox does a quick lobby search for a less cancer riddled one, when suddenly (Will Update this part if he has the nerve to message back or just quote it or something):


Keep in mind, I never EWO'd (Only time I do is if a Broomstick or Deluxo is Spamtarding me with lock on Rockets, hope they like the 20K they pay for my stuff) during this Battle, he did, I never passive popped, he did, I never Jet Griefed, He "Tried" and failblogged the sh*t out of it. Yet somehow I'm not just Trash, I'm a Tryhard? M8 you flat out refused to fight on Ground level and just sticky bombed yourself too death, and failbogged the living sh*te out of that too, hell the only Ground Based kill it got was a cheap shot with a f*cking Broomstick Bike (And that's debatable at best weather it counts as a ground based kill or not.). Tryhard Logic™ 101 if you kill me in anyway other then a Gun your Trash, but it's ok for "Me" to use aircraft and tanks. These are the same "No Rules in Freemode" people that become massive Hypocrites the minute you break from what they see as the norm, or they passive pop themselves and then belittle you for going passive yourself.

Edited March 19, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Happy Hunter]

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

-snip-

 

Is that a f*cking MiG I see my OG?

[ShadowlessDevil]

In my CEO office, a random player puts 9K bounty on me.

 

 

Me: Thanks, easiest 9K I'm about to make

 

After seeing that I wasn't coming out the player sends me a message

 

Player: Come out

 

Me: My mom told me not to play with strangers.

 

Player: Noob

 

Me: Thanks again for the 9k, bye now, going AFK and make dinner

 

Me: and collect my 9K

 

 

You'd think that someone who's rank is 1001 would know that putting bounties on people is obsolete...

[Talisman_83]

 

Killed this barcode twice in my Lazer, sent some Ui's. Think I touched a nerve. He left shortly after

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Yesterday I took a risk and got my export Tyrus blown to sh*t by a Khanjali. That guy had followed me to the warehouse and I knew what he was up to, but I saw a small window and felt daring. Only I was too hasty and crashed only a hundred meters from the warehouse and rolled over, so he could just roll up and destroy me. I knew he must have thought he was real clever, so I messaged him:

 

U lucky u gg

and got in return:

I will do it again if you dont stop talking

 

Lol, I mean wow. I naturally got my Akula and slaughtered his Khanjali out of nowhere. And then I messaged:

 

That better?

 

I dont even remember his reply, but I wasted him a few times, and then a couple minutes later he wrote that I was lucky he was preoccupied with battling another player, or else he would have taught me a lesson.

 

I never got that lesson though because when I ultimately killed him one more time he promptly left.

[Happy Hunter]

I'm dad, apparently.

 

[Piro]

^Hunter Daddy and his Baby Havok

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Shot down a Jet Griefer (Jesus....it's been a long while since I've seen the "I live in my Jet player" in a game")
Him:
Night upon me spelling it out: Again....I speak Spanish and don't understand what the f*ck he said. (We just guessed it was Spanish)
Me to dude: English?
His reply:
Me out loud in the party: He sent me a letter dick......*Mocking Voice* Oh I'm so cool, I can draw dicks using keys on a keyboard, look at me guys!

Later I gave Night and a few randoms CAS during two back to back SYGs an MC did:

^This after said MC Leader decided the best idea in the world was to stand in plain view of my gun sights, in the middle of the completely coverless SYG Capture area, and he got toasted about 12 times.

Edited March 22, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Mrs. Buzz]

^Hunter Daddy and his Baby Havok

Havok with Cliffy-voice: "Yes, we're in charge, me and my dad"

[Hécate-II]

Khanjali spawntrappers meet Avenger cannon They really thought I was using a mod menu or something

[BJBooBoo]

"ur trash witout ur tank"

He said that after using ghost organization to move his Avenger into position so he could spawn kill the MC I was in doing Stand Your Ground, and using ghost to try and get his tank after his Avenger took damage but couldn't get anyone with his tank because I was already railing him with mine, but he took the easy way out before the last shot took him out.

So he teleported to his apartment using a heist invite. But not before ewo-ing a few time every time I was around a corner. So he tried using his rocket bike while ghosted, so I got out of my tank and shot at him on foot, so he ewo-ed.

And back to the apartment to try again. Little back and forth on foot with him trying to sneak with ghost organization and I'm guessing bull shark, he sends me that message then leaves the session. He rejoins and tries to position his Avenger in ghost because my MC started Stand your Ground again, so I tried to get a jet to counter but lost connection to the session myself and didn't see the point joining back for this little kid.

However he thought it was all about him of course, below is what he sent trying to get me back, followed by party and game invites and adding me as friend.

Charming.

I tried inviting him to a deathmatch so he could prove his so called skill but to no one's surprise he didn't join.

He sent a few more after I stopped replying to him since he wasn't joining my deathmatch, they were just as obnoxious as you'd expect.

[flexcreator]

[secrecy274]

Tryhard got very mad I stopped his suiciding with my Akula missiles.

 

"Salope descent au lieu de faire ta pute"

 

"Besoin detre invisible pour tuer mdr tu fair pitier"

 

Now, I don't speak french, and google translate is... less than helpful in this matter, however it could identify a couple of less than friendly words.

Edited March 25, 2018 by secrecy274

[Brutal Trout]

Tryhard got very mad I stopped his suiciding with my Akula missiles.

 

"Salope descent au lieu de faire ta pute"

 

"Besoin detre invisible pour tuer mdr tu fair pitier"

 

Now, I don't speak french, and google translate is... less than helpful in this matter, however it could identify a couple of less than friendly words.

 

"slut get down instead of being a whore"

"you need to be invisible to kill lmao you're pitiful"

 

google translate won't help you because he can't write right anyway

[Verbal Soze]

So i started to play heist again today and meet some players that are mental yeah mental, they try to destroy my hotring sabre to no avail, and then i blow up their kuruma without paying the insurance, and destroying the dinghy (Humane raid - EMP) after that i just left the session because simply i don't want to waste my time and while i play a pac standard finale with some reasnoable players, i receive this message

 

 

Yup his name is spoiler 90, and it's sad because he just create a group and add me just to sent those childish message, i just report the guy and keep playing the pac standard twice, while he still need to finish that humane labs setup

Edited March 26, 2018 by ryannata

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[B7R]

Not me but my friend last night called out a Tryhard and called him a "Tryhard" you guessed it the Tryhard is mad for being called a tryhard despite he's PSN Profile (That later on my friend looked at) mentioning he was a tryhard.

 

Anyway my friend had messed with someone and eventually called him a tryhard then the guy is like "Got your IP address, bye bye internet". My friend knows IT but only on a basic level and he was asking me what's an IP address and if the guy really get it's does he know where I live?

 

Sad that people don't like being called out for what they are and how they describe themselves & have to resort to scare tactics. Whether or not the guy was trying to scare my friend and had he's IP or not is unknown. If I had this happen to me I'd ask him to spill my IP address out in a private message so I could know whether he's trying to scare me or not or really has my IP. 2ndly I believe i'm on a dynamic IP so if I take the internet down in the house for a 15 - 30 minuets the IP will have changed so anything like a DDOS will be a waste of time. I don't have a need for static IP anyway so I'm thankfully I can change my IP quickly if some f*cktard doesn't like being called out for what he really is and wants to scare me.