What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[uber123]

i want my pussy to have a suck and blow

[nysudyrgh]

"You were right, I'm only good in a tank."

 

I have no idea what was going on. Did someone just ADMIT he sucks at a game. Dude was high or something I think.

 

EDIT: I spawned in free-roam, next to Fort Zancudo. Vehicle is in the inpound and my crew in the city. So I want to take a LAZER for quick transport. While I ramp in the base I notice another player named Bentard with a jet in the air, I turn passive on because I ain't gonna get blasto'd. I take off and get sprayed but I'm in passive. A few secs later I'm located behind him and turn passive off to take him down. I'm not dealing with his sh*t Lazor skillz, I just want to get to the city in peace. Ten seconds later his jet is a burning wreck and I go on my way and then ... Ding

 

Bentard: Reported

 

Me: It was passive mode dumbass

 

Bentard: Reported for abusing the game

 

Me: Reported for too much crying.

 

*In the meantime he crawled back to Fort Zancudo for a new LAZER. He tries spraying me but he only blows up my supercar like 3x because passive mode*

 

He then went on an endless rant about how I'm a sad pathetic nobody, it was entertaining.

After I left the session I messaged him on SC, keeping a childish behavior is essential to keep them angry xD

 

Edited January 8, 2015 by nysudyrgh

[ThaBirdCoot]

Some kid, probably, sent me:

" Go back to cleaning my floor porch monkey" & "I will make your family home less"

 

That was the most hilarious sh*t I have ever witnessed.

[sleepinginlife]

The following message thread took place after parachuting in taking a crate drop whilst in passive, mind you I was not the only passive (not that it matters)

 

 

Guess who's not banned for not cheating. And guess who got himself reported for bad conduct over these messages.
All these people so salty over passive mode in gta, they should find another game to play.

Edited January 26, 2015 by sleepinginlife

[*Lola]

A guy sent me a message asking if I role play. I told him "Aren't we all kind of role playing as our game characters?"

He responds with some nasty repulsive xxx porn on what he would do to me and what he wanted done to him. Instant block and reported the idiot to PSN.

That's the worse message I've ever received in online gaming.

Edited January 8, 2015 by *Lola

[xXOsamaBinLamaXx]

Best:

So I was driving through the city in my Zentorno and a dude somehow managedto gun me down with the autoshotty. We 1v1 and I got a flawless victory. Surprisingly, a few minutes later I got a message saying: "Teach me your ways". That sh*t made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

 

Worst:

I've gotten quite a few, but this one is special.

A random guy texted me "com get sum battyboy!". I got there, destroyed him multiple times, sent him a message saying "Rekt." and drove off. Then I got this PSN message, which someone needs to translate for me...

Title: "MAN SED"

Message: ur tryna talk greeze on a game cum notts n ill show man wag1 so once again suk ya mum" I replied: "Try english, I'm not fluent in retard". No replies after that.

Edited January 8, 2015 by xXOsamaBinLamaXx

[SilkRiver2648]

CptDiscoDog is one of the biggest sore losers when it comes to not getting his way online, he don't like being raped. Just passive troll the wank, he gets so butt hurt he starts to prolapse

[Cant-B-Faded]

I got a lucky almost point-blank shot with my buzzard right when this guy was waiting for a crate to fall. Stole that shiz then he called me a "bitch boy virgin".

 

Don't people know that just makes it funnier!

[AR Musha Gundam]

I got best messages actually really generous from myself doing this.

 

This is my first since only this guy who was Rank 26 asked me extremely polite:

 

Guy: "Can you please put bounty on me?"

 

without reply to him, I accepted his request and placed $1000 Bounty on him. This was session was least 4 players in public lobby. So I asked him this:

 

Me: "For the achievement right?"

 

Guy: "Yes"

 

I knew it. And obviously, I replies to him and explain how long bounty lasts. So, I had no other times in that session so I left afterward.

[Charityakacece1]

I got disrespectful messages due to me being a female. But also flirtatious or "thirsty" messages because im a female, I even got ones questioning my gender. I got ppl messaging me if I was hacker because of my rank, or ask me to help them make money or level up by doing missions because of my rank. But the most crazy message I gitten was when a gay guy told me his personal business via voice message saying how he loves sucking "c*ck"band all these crazy descriptions .. I was like okayyyy....you tell me this why? Lol are you thinking Im a guy who wants to be female or something? Lol I also got a message from a true racist redneck (who I was playing gta with for quite a minute with) who left me a msg asking if I was really black and claiming how I really wasnt black, but white on the inside. And all this crazy nonsense. He was such in denial because he felt that he actually liked a black person Lmao smh. Anyways. Female gamers tend to get way more crazier and disturbing msgs than males for sure Lol

[BabyChooChoo]

I mostly just get a lot of "are you a girl?" (because girls don't play games?...) and "can I play with you?" coupled with friend request after neverending friend request. That's about it really. I'm not sure if anyone has ever said anything good/mean about me thru voice chat though. Maybe I don't just have the volume turned up enough, but I can never make out what anyone is saying. Probably for the better though because if my online gaming experience has taught me anything, very few people ever have anything worth saying.

[SwaggyBone]

I will not try to top that! I guy called me and I answered, hello? He replied oh hello I didn't think you would answer!.... Awkward silence followed by, I am from denmark! Where are you from? I said Canada and he said cool just wanted to say hi! Have a great day... and that was it...

[hornedturtle]

Someone called me a fggt so i asked how tight their ass was....he didn't answer

[Chang]

I enjoy the art of the muggings. If the Vic got no cash, i'll send a text too ya "Broke A$$"

 

Then will send'em 5% of a store robbery usually comes to $50-$100.

 

Then send'em "now go get me some snacks & keep the change, Broke A$$"

 

Good times

 

i Chang

[Synophrys]

Some guy playing in a free roam session decided to seek an argument with me, I thought, oh boy here we go.

He literally started shouting trough his mic, off to a good start I guess, so I was on my way through the menu to mute this lowlife when it suddenly stopped.
Then he said the following, and I quote; "Hey you Ninja f*ck, (Ninja_Sideswipe is my gamertag) I bet I get way more pussy then you do!". All I replied with was, 'Bro story cool', I could tell he was confused by these words, because he stuttered something like; "whut de fuk you just said to me".
Anyways, by the obvious 'ghetto'-music playing in the background, I knew it was another troubled youngster that didn't get enough love from his parents.

He continued hurling insults at me, and a few other people (who didn't have mic's, or just didn't bother to respond), until he said this;
"Come at me kid, I do ballet so I will beat your ass to the ground, meet me for a straight up fight fagget".
All I did from the moment he said I do ballet was laugh so hard I literally started crying. He couldn't for the life of him figure out why I was laughing.
So I told him that he lost every argument he was ever going to tell when he said he practiced ballet.

He still went on to continue bitching & moaning about how much pussy he gets from all the female ballet dancers he screws. Anyways, just another sad pathetic example of humankind.
The original story was way funnier, but my memory is not what it used to be.

(btw, he was a level 650 with a negative k/d, so I assume he's just a butthurt-nolife-noob that keeps getting owned and has to resort to verbal arguments, which he also tends to lose I imagine.)

[Sky_Light12]

Some kid, probably, sent me:

" Go back to cleaning my floor porch monkey" & "I will make your family home less"

 

That was the most hilarious sh*t I have ever witnessed.

ooh , that's a rich spoiled brat

 

a kid ( either 12 yr or above . i can't remember exact his voice when i've troll him in rooftop rumble )

nickname : The1TheAwesome ( PSN )

subject : " f*ck off bitch "

" I f*ckIN DICK LICKING PEICE OF sh*t " . in my taught : " why u mad bro ? "

 

subject : Re: " f*ck off bitch "

" IM GLAD U CANT U PROABBLY GOT AIDS FROM UR DAD " . in my taught : " Hah , you're so funny when u're mad , especially caps lock rage . i even overpower ur argument without profanities "

[SnowCake]

Recently guy who i can't remember the name right now sent me a message about my female character, it reads: That ass dough.

 

The other one that i received recently was a guy asking where did i get de Roosevelt or wathever the name is.

[Stephen]

I got disrespectful messages due to me being a female. But also flirtatious or "thirsty" messages because im a female, I even got ones questioning my gender. I got ppl messaging me if I was hacker because of my rank, or ask me to help them make money or level up by doing missions because of my rank. But the most crazy message I gitten was when a gay guy told me his personal business via voice message saying how he loves sucking "c*ck"band all these crazy descriptions .. I was like okayyyy....you tell me this why? Lol are you thinking Im a guy who wants to be female or something? Lol I also got a message from a true racist redneck (who I was playing gta with for quite a minute with) who left me a msg asking if I was really black and claiming how I really wasnt black, but white on the inside. And all this crazy nonsense. He was such in denial because he felt that he actually liked a black person Lmao smh. Anyways. Female gamers tend to get way more crazier and disturbing msgs than males for sure Lol

 

That's why you should keep your PSN inbox settings to your friends only. Keeps the undesirables from sending you that sort of nonsense. I'm married and I have a daughter, my daughter loves gaming but she does it offline. But from a personal standpoint any man who disrespects women on any level should be physically dealt with. In the case of your situation if it was my daughter who was receiving messages of what you described, I would love to go out of my way and smash all 10 of their fingers with a ball peen hammer. But in the case of me having to be civilized for my families sake, best thing you can do is use the grief reporting function. It does work, I know a few people on my friends list who've received 7 day bans in the past just for using simple profanities, and arguing on the PS home. Nothing even close to what you've described that was said to you.

[Jehannum]

Worst: I'd killed a guy who was hiding in a glitch. He then sent me death threats and claims that he could find my home address from my ip (he even outlined the method he would use). He said he was going to use a meat cleaver to do the job. I heard his voice when I killed him: he was an adult. He started hyperventilating. Then I got the messages. He said I was probably an "illegal immergrant (sic)".

 

Best: "What a shot!" when I'd sniped someone long distance.

[1DrfL]

Had someone threatening to rape my entire family after 1 unprovoked kill. Very dramatical

 

A red dot a few nights ago told me I needed to get out more. I took it as a compliment lol

[K.Walters]

I was playing The Los Santos Connections and stole the empty buzzard near the entrance. Some kid started raging kept calling me a modder fa***t. He thought I modded the buzzard to appear, but it`s actually the buzzard that comes after you once you pick up the coke. It doesn`t just spawn, it`s already spawned in when mission starts. When you pick up the coke it spawns pilot inside it, but it won`t if someone is already in it. So yeah. He kept harassing me and threatened to hack me off the Xbox Live and screw my gamertag and GTA character. You know the usual threats 12-yearolds make. Of course nothing happened. What a surprise

[OfficialTwiggz]

This whole entire thread is why I stick to party lobbies lol

 

I've ran into too many bad seeds last gen, I can't even remember.

 

One does stand out to me though new gen.

 

Was playing with a friend of mine, who knew a few girls on PSN.

 

One of the girls came into the party lobby, and said "Hey (PSN name), can we talk....like in private?"

 

I know the dude IRL, so I was like "Ooooohhhh CJ you're in trouble"

 

So long story short, the girl stays in the party and proceeded to tell CJ that the OTHER girl, was actually a dude with a voice changer.

 

THEN THIS GIRL, MID SENTENCE, went from hot sounding girl to male 0-100 real quick.

 

I was throwed. Had no idea what the hell happened, I was crying lol.

 

CJ was like "maaaaan f*ck that" deleted and blocked that hoe lol

[Zoots Remuvah]

Just got called a fa**ot in French....

 

Didn't notice the "mdr" i.e French "lol" after it until I'd sent a message saying f#ck you ass face in reply in German...

 

Oooopsydoodle!

[Trashdog2000]

Worst is from three high levels who thought I was a noob and I repeatedly grieved them with police riot truck( bullet prove and sticky bomb prove) until they got a tank and I went into passive mode and got on a roof of a small building. When they were too busy sending hate Mail I came out of passive called an air strike on the tank and went back into passive. #rage

[ugotsmoked]

People are afraid of me. I never get one.

[logikfive]

I like when spawn killing one single person when having a few buddies in a car. The messages are usually full of profanity. makes for some good laughs.

[xolov]

''Plis Giv m xbox live keyyyy''

I respond no, moron

[Stephen]

Racism will persist as long as white people exist.

 

Did you happen to spawn kill Al Sharpton to receive such a message? lol

[Shane_Dbns]

"R u a grl? D0 u hav a [email protected]?"

[Jerking For Soup]

Best is when I joined an LS Connection lobby with noobs and they died a few minutes into part two while I was at Ammunation. So I jumped into my Adder and completed the entire mission on hard. They all sent me nice messages afterwards.

 

Worst is when I drilled a level 3 noob into the ground after attempting to ride across map to get me. He sent me horrible messages.

 

I would show both here but I always clear my messages from time to time and delete most of em.