What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[DrSweatySphincter]

 

Just another day in the office

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Lmao! People are super sensitive nowadays

 

You could say that for the past few years, and not just in gaming XD

Edited January 31, 2018 by DrRumpleSweatyForeSkin

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

So I'm doing my normal Russian Blue Terror act on some ground based Try Hard, when suddenly he appears and loses, and then gets a lucky hit on me, So I go passive *Try hard hunter mode activated*
Him:
Me: You Text'd First, you lose via Tryhard code
Him:
Me: I shot your meta jet down with a Hind, Invaild.
Him:
Me: Speak English please, I don't speak Tryhard.
Him: "Cry"
Me: Nah, I'm LMAFO
Him: "Cry"
Me: Language skills of a 2 year old.
Him:
Me to myself: How Droll......
So then I go to Savage Grief him and misjudge my height and crash land, Passive once more as the Marksmen Spam begins.
Him:
Me: Jet Scurb
So then I got my Jet and gave him a taste of his own craft, seems that and the insult hurt his pride (Cause that's his only friend on Xbox, with a whole 0 friends and 685 gamerscore), and he rage quit.

Me as f*ck right now:

Edited February 1, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Kushology]

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula.

I was chased by an Akula too. Popped Chaff and downed him. He was so salty. He wasted OTR to grab it and then used Ghost to try to keep up.. I don't think he was aware Akula can go stealth.. lol

 

I went up as high as I could and saw him creepin' up behind me.

[Happy Hunter]

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

[Aggregate Demand]

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

 

Damn it, now I'm hungry. BRB, making a sandwich.

[Sky_Light12]

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

he must've been eating BBQ chicken salad sandwich while he texting you

[joel15cat]

The same player, and he always driving/flying a Deluxo:

 

- Your mom with terminal braincancer

- I hope ur children die of cancer 2, just like ur mom

- Kanker noob cant without his machines

[Cadtruck]

My company name is Initech. I was doing some CEO work and got a message saying "Yeahhhh..... I'm going to need those TPS reports on my desk by the end of the day. Thanksss.."

Edited February 2, 2018 by ronbonjovi

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

Some Off the Radar girl says this:

Edited February 2, 2018 by AlbanyEsperanto

[Sentinel Driver]

"your mum has cancer"

 

random tryhards asking me to "1v1" is lovely too

[Geisterfaust]

Some Off the Radar girl says this:

 

So what's so special about the line "Rosa, I'm not talking to you, calm down" "and record my ass"? Am I missing something?

[Furry_Monkey]

 

Some Off the Radar girl says this:

 

So what's so special about the line "Rosa, I'm not talking to you, calm down" "and record my ass"? Am I missing something?

 

 

I'm glad it's not just me.

[Cackling Jack]

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

I just fell off my chair after seeing that message. Man I’ve never laughed so hard! Should have asked them for a sandwich.

[Geisterfaust]

^ Professional deformation, he works in sandwich department. Not like it's a bad thing though, everyone may want a sandwich eventually.

[Jimbatron]

Was looking through my video archive today an came across this. Forgotten about it but the memory came flushing back. This was taken shortly after import export came out. Some player was generally trolling the lobby, so I tried out, what was back then, a new way to go after such parasites. From the picture and the reaction you can work out what had happened.

 

 

What was quite funny later was 3 turreted limos later other people in the session figured out why the tool thought he'd been attacked by a script kiddie with a mod menu:

 

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

Some more 'wild masseges' from today. Im been having fun with SHOKKERZ91 killing players.

Then i ended on Shokker,s session. This massege is said to SHOKKER:Kurwo zajebana

I approched this guys house with TM02 Khanjali and then.... Scared of tank arent ya?

 

 

Edited February 4, 2018 by AlbanyEsperanto

[CrysisAverted]

don't even remember the context

I think I claimed his bounty

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Akula Sneaks up on me the other night, never fires tho, but never trust an Akula, so I start combat, he goes down

Me: *Fox Bark*
Him:
Me: You Rolled up on me tho.
Him:
Me: No but never trust an Aukla.
Him:
Me: Still nice to see another Helicopter pilot
Him:


Then there's today's messages....

Low level:
Me: I wish.....
Him:
*Calls Lester and sets a 9k bounty*
Me: Have Fun ^w^

[Professional Amateur]

No but never trust an Aukla.

Either the players I've been watching have very little situational awareness or they do actually trust an Akula, because I've even stalked other choppers in it and they didn't seem to care much.

 

Anyway, this one happened a while ago. I was in a very quiet session, there were around 15 players and messages in the killfeed were few and far between. Even the various jets flying around (incl. myself) weren't attacking anyone. I even flew alongside the players in Lazers and they'd just keep on flying normally. After a while, this ceasefire comes to an end and one of the Lazers starts killing people. I flew on over in my Pyro and they fired a missile at me. It's safe to say that the ensuing fight didn't last long. A short time after that, one of the players that the Lazer pilot killed sent me this:

 

 

This next one has quite a hefty story:

 

 

It all started with a full Khanjali doing Stand Your Ground. I only just got in the session, but I saw the tank blip and decided to attack it with my Hunter. Boom. Four easy kills. The tank's crew really didn't like this, and wanted to make my helicopter the main ingredient in a Homing Launcher soup, but chaff prevented that.

 

In the following 20 minutes, it was a cat-and-mouse chase for about between my Stromberg and one of the players on an Oppressor. The insurance bills were getting ridiculous, so I drove off and waited off the coast for a while. The Oppressor forgot about me, but one of them was in a Deluxo waiting for me to get back on shore. He gave up after a few minutes. Shortly after, both the Oppressor and Deluxo made their way towards Fort Zancudo. I hopped in my Starling, hoping to at least take down one of them.

 

They saw what I was doing and one of them slapped a $1000 bounty on me. A Pyro and a Lazer were headed my direction, so I flew towards the city centre and waited for them. The Pyro was incredibly laggy (which is especially pathetic, considering it was a 2v1,) but thankfully the pilot only spammed missiles and never really entered the combat. After 5 minutes of circling, the Lazer was smoking and buggered off back to the airbase. Now that it was only a one-on-one, the Pyro pilot didn't seem to like his chances and just kept on trying to boom-and-zoom with missiles. I got a few hits with my Starling's MGs, but then I got a lucky hit on the Pyro with a missile and the pilot ejected.

 

The Lazer came back and got a hit with the cannons, but then just flew away, so I flew back to my hangar. As soon as I came out of it again, the Lazer crashed and they both went into passive mode after they saw me flying in. One of them started towards the Land Act Dam. I called in my MOC and hurried over to it, knowing that I was about to get struck with the Orbital Cannon. Sure enough, I eventually heard an explosion and was teleported outside my MOC. In order to annoy him just little bit more, I messaged the cannon user 'lol nice try' and he responded with this:

 

 

 

 

Well, I may be cheap, but that failed Orbital Cannon shot definitely wasn't.

[Happy Hunter]

[dino722]

OMG how can someone say sh*t like this??

[Slonitram]

OMG how can someone say sh*t like this??

Irony.

[Nyamber]

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

We can all guess how this ended

 

 

8 year old wanted too share his chocolate with my 62 year old mother how cute lol.

 

 

Lord butthurt after his orbital fail

 

 

He didn't turn that grey car purple he lied

 

 

No romantic dancer you my bitch this is how i roll into a 1v1

 

 

Just admiring the beautiful scenery as you do when landing the avenger near too your facility lol and im bothered by a low rank running around thinking cash bags will magically fall annnnnnd a crew member taking the piss of this situation lol

 

Edited February 4, 2018 by HARBUJAHN

[MattyH1812]

Got a message that genuinely made me laugh today, after killing a jet griefer for a while he joined a CEO who unfortunately became collateral damage in my quest to keep said griefer away from any jets. The CEO sent me this:

 

“y u in love w me?”

 

Terrible spelling aside, I thought that was one hell of a funny message under the circumstances

[Happy Hunter]

After taking down a Deluxo, a group goes in ghost - so I just go wait it out in my hangar.

 

 

"I'm a helicopter".

 

 

"Don't discriminate".

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[Happy Hunter]

Killed a Deluxo guy, and I think I managed to convert him into an aspiring Hunter pilot.

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

After spotting a tryhard me and NightFox start our hunt, and proceed to take him down. Many perfect dodge rolls against homing rockets in my Savage later, the dude gets a Jet (Full priced P-996, painted baby sh*t green), that Night in his Hunter chases down and destroys said jet, I begin my Fox Laughing as the Tryhard goes passive.

Me: *Fox Laughing* (Having just got my own P-996 I got for a sweet 50% Discount)
Him after I lost my jet to magic kill barriers:
Me: Dress like a Tryhard, get treated like one
Him:
Me: Ol Reliable much?

Much fighting with the upper hand in the fight later, and well....

Yup, he sticky bombed himself, and the only reason he left is I looked away from the mountain to force him to spawn on it and be trapped. (Shows how people can spawn trap you on the beach so well, worse then CoD spawns.)

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

Night Messages them a simple gesture, and the epic meltdown happened.




RIP This Tryhard's pride and ego, Night hammered that sh*te into dust.

Edited February 5, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine