What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Happy Hunter]

Four guys, whizzing around in Deluxos. I kill them, they try for jets - so in the end I get a jet myself and just spawnkill them all. Eventually they all turn on passive mode, so I head back to the city to shelter down somewhere.

 

They go ghost, so I go off the radar too. They can't help themselves but blow up some random guy's vehicle cargo, which comes back to bite them later.

 

I start executive search to counter their ghost org. Most of their jets crash, or they give up and leave the session. Two people stay, and go back to their Deluxos.

 

(Here the vehicle cargo guy saves the day).

 

 

 

 

 

He's the guy in the Akula - just swoops in and saves my tank from the Deluxo.

 

 

 

And so it goes on for a little while, just really predictable players.

 

 

He then tries to creep up on me immediately after messaging - he obviously wants to get me while I'm replying to him.

 

 

 

[Mrs. Buzz]

 

 

Honestly, I hardly ever get messages from anyone ever for any reason.

Would you like one? I can make a tasty navy seal copypasta (:

 

She's not lying.

>snip<

 

 

Now I'm jealous .

 

OT:

Joined as usual a random doomsday heist and arrived in Act3 final of a lvl 53 host. He instantly started with us two. Everything went suprisingly well (despite he didn't replied on any message I wrote so I thought he don't understand me) until that corner of the second super soldiers wave where I died (actually my only left Achilles heel there).

 

Him: "It's ok"

 

We restarted and passed without any further issue.

 

Had my laugh tbh, I'm ~700 lvls higher and these were the only five letters he typed during this 30+min and sounded so mature and noble. I felt so comfy

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

Four guys, whizzing around in Deluxos. I kill them, they try for jets - so in the end I get a jet myself and just spawnkill them all. Eventually they all turn on passive mode, so I head back to the city to shelter down somewhere.

 

They go ghost, so I go off the radar too. They can't help themselves but blow up some random guy's vehicle cargo, which comes back to bite them later.

 

I start executive search to counter their ghost org. Most of their jets crash, or they give up and leave the session. Two people stay, and go back to their Deluxos.

 

(Here the vehicle cargo guy saves the day).

 

 

 

 

 

He's the guy in the Akula - just swoops in and saves my tank from the Deluxo.

 

 

 

And so it goes on for a little while, just really predictable players.

 

 

He then tries to creep up on me immediately after messaging - he obviously wants to get me while I'm replying to him.

 

 

 

 

when your last resort was a victim card but fails so bad

 

 

you got killed. Boo hoo.

 

 

gee, H gotten stronger than before while im here stuck with a broken controller and im terribly hungry after that months of starving myself from trolling

Edited January 30, 2018 by GTAKid667

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Went on a rampage with the Hind, and got nuked by the orbital cannon, I DM the poor fool mocking his waste of 500k.


He just so happened to lag out and go offline as I sent that last message, He should take this as a sign possibly even from God, that he should quit GTA Online all together.

[TankGirl]

This guy decides to shoot me for no reason so I unleash a can of Tank Girl ass on him with the final score being 1 him and 11 me. The entire time he just kept trying to kill me with explosive sniper rounds, even if I was in very close range.

 

He ends up rage quitting the session after kill 11. I then get a message from him that he is going to go fight "skilled" players, that one just made me laugh.

[Sentinel Driver]

I thought that it was only a myth... but no, it actually happened to me today. Some kid told me that his dad owns microsoft and I'm getting banned. Ok kid what am I getting banned for? You were in an mc and your president tried to kill me. I killed him in defence and you rushed in to try to kill me as well so I killed you too. If your dad really owned microsoft then microsoft wouldn't have too many customers. if he is going to ban everyone who kills you, then he's banning 99% of the customer base because you f*cking suck kid

[Rumblebud]

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Edited November 7, 2019 by Benny Guy

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So I took a nap, was in story mode, still got Fanmail.

 

 

Update, this dude is still following me from lobby to lobby, Thirsty much?

[Kushology]

 

So I took a nap, was in story mode, still got Fanmail.

 

 

Update, this dude is still following me from lobby to lobby, Thirsty much?

Report for harassment.

 

or if you're allowed to give a detailed report in your own words, do so.

 

My crew gets too many of these people following us around..for months or even years in some cases..

[IamCourtney]

Was running a double Trash Truck sale earlier, risking it in a 20+ lobby and just as I get to the city I see a Deluxo incoming on my six. I think "Ah, f*ck" and regret going for that juicy bonus but he stops and start circling slowly, beeping his horn, ended up escorting me the whole way. Didn't end up encountering any trouble but I still sent him a heartfelt THANK YOU! afterward to which he replied:

 

"np we must unite against the b a s t a rds!!!"

 

I dunno, it just cracked me up. Love the phrasing.

[Sky_Light12]

I thought that it was only a myth... but no, it actually happened to me today. Some kid told me that his dad owns microsoft and I'm getting banned. Ok kid what am I getting banned for? You were in an mc and your president tried to kill me. I killed him in defence and you rushed in to try to kill me as well so I killed you too. If your dad really owned microsoft then microsoft wouldn't have too many customers. if he is going to ban everyone who kills you, then he's banning 99% of the customer base because you f*cking suck kid

its usual excuse often blurted by these brats

[Up2NoGood45]

I tried one of these heists I never do one day and unfortunately got into a group of people who had probably done the Humanlabs EMP part of it like a thousand times and of course I had never done it so didn't really know what I was supposed to be doing. I was getting messages like "Dude, I'm going to start cutting myself if you don't get your sh*t together" LOL. I just dropped out. Never again.

Edited January 30, 2018 by Up2NoGood45

[Fennimoe]

 

 

Went on a rampage with the Hind, and got nuked by the orbital cannon, I DM the poor fool mocking his waste of 500k.

He just so happened to lag out and go offline as I sent that last message, He should take this as a sign possibly even from God, that he should quit GTA Online all together.

 

I'm sorry, but, he didn't lag out. He left the session by closing the GTA app, to use the nuke again. It's free and infinite uses with no cool down, if you know what you are doing. He probably isn't rich in game at all... Just using a glitch.

 

Edit: It's best to just let the assholes be assholes. Don't stoop to their level with messages.

Edited January 30, 2018 by GTAKid667

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

Went on a rampage with the Hind, and got nuked by the orbital cannon, I DM the poor fool mocking his waste of 500k.

He just so happened to lag out and go offline as I sent that last message, He should take this as a sign possibly even from God, that he should quit GTA Online all together.

 

I'm sorry, but, he didn't lag out. He left the session by closing the GTA app, to use the nuke again. It's free and infinite uses with no cool down, if you know what you are doing. He probably isn't rich in game at all... Just using a glitch.

 

Edit: It's best to just let the assholes be assholes. Don't stoop to their level with messages.

 

He Never returned to the lobby, in fact he got Idle Kick'd for staying in the DM for too long (he stayed for about 15 minutes after the fact).

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So, another Edgy kid just orbital cannons me for killing him about 7 times (The dude blew up my Savage so I taught him a lesson), I Fox laugh at him

So I proceeded to take him for 40 some odd rounds with the Hind, He is currently Glitched and rage spamming Orbital Cannons and has missed me about 7 times now, the others aren't so lucky.

Simply put, don't threaten me.

(Side note, the dude is only a Level 16, and was throwing Sticky Bombs at the Savage)

Edited January 30, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I thought that it was only a myth... but no, it actually happened to me today. Some kid told me that his dad owns microsoft and I'm getting banned. Ok kid what am I getting banned for? You were in an mc and your president tried to kill me. I killed him in defence and you rushed in to try to kill me as well so I killed you too. If your dad really owned microsoft then microsoft wouldn't have too many customers. if he is going to ban everyone who kills you, then he's banning 99% of the customer base because you f*cking suck kid

Seriously? Its a game where we troll the sh*t out of each other,have a laugh and help......Now and again lol. This is a big low by all means

[DrSweatySphincter]

Just another day in the office

Edited January 31, 2018 by DrRumpleSweatyForeSkin

[NoUnicodeCharacters]

cant remember any good ones, but I got a funny bad one just a few hours ago.

 

I was testing out my new Tula and there was an HTW that just started. The vehicle happened to be nearby so I decided to join in. So I land and right as I get out, I get blown up by the lvl 38 that was on the vehicle. I was already mad at some griefers from a previous session so I just decided to kill this noob over and over, also to discourage him from trying to compete with me for the vehicle. So after I kill him about 10 times I get this message - "Quit killing him hes 6 years old i will report u". I continued to kill him 30 more times and made sure to win the HTW, before he finally left. Since this kid was like 10 I decided to reply with "6 years old is too young. I'm calling the FBI". He never replied and it was shortly before he left so he probably got scared, ha.

[Sky_Light12]

So, another Edgy kid just orbital cannons me for killing him about 7 times (The dude blew up my Savage so I taught him a lesson), I Fox laugh at him

So I proceeded to take him for 40 some odd rounds with the Hind, He is currently Glitched and rage spamming Orbital Cannons and has missed me about 7 times now, the others aren't so lucky.

 

Simply put, don't threaten me.

 

(Side note, the dude is only a Level 16, and was throwing Sticky Bombs at the Savage)

welp it doesn't sound like a rhyme

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

So, another Edgy kid just orbital cannons me for killing him about 7 times (The dude blew up my Savage so I taught him a lesson), I Fox laugh at him

So I proceeded to take him for 40 some odd rounds with the Hind, He is currently Glitched and rage spamming Orbital Cannons and has missed me about 7 times now, the others aren't so lucky.

Simply put, don't threaten me.

(Side note, the dude is only a Level 16, and was throwing Sticky Bombs at the Savage)

 

welp it doesn't sound like a rhyme With that level of edge. I think rhyming was the at the bottom of the to-do list.

[Happy Hunter]

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula. Fair enough, that's the point of it. But then he starts whining after I shoot him down.

 

(Him). "Don't be a tryhard"

 

Well I tell him he tried to kill me, not the other way around.

 

He then says something along the lines of "Your memory's that short? You used the noob cannon!"

 

(Myself). "Wtf?"

 

 

(Myself). "The Hunter doesn't have a cannon you can use solo"

 

 

(Myself). "I've never heard anyone call it that, lmao"

 

He then tries to convince me that it's widely called "the new noob cannon", that people think it's worse than the Hydra's cannons. For a start, it isn't even a f*cking cannon. It's a barrage of 7 rockets, with a cooldown inbetween, and smaller blast radius than standard missiles. If you stuck a Hydra cannon on my Hunter he'd be able to tell the difference in a hurry lol.

Edited January 31, 2018 by Happy Hunter

[thepiebaker]

 

He stopped

Edited January 31, 2018 by thepiebaker

[Aggregate Demand]

 

[Slonitram]

 

This made me feel pretty good inside.

[Brutal Trout]

I thought that it was only a myth... but no, it actually happened to me today. Some kid told me that his dad owns microsoft and I'm getting banned. Ok kid what am I getting banned for? You were in an mc and your president tried to kill me. I killed him in defence and you rushed in to try to kill me as well so I killed you too. If your dad really owned microsoft then microsoft wouldn't have too many customers. if he is going to ban everyone who kills you, then he's banning 99% of the customer base because you f*cking suck kid

 

"My dad owns Microsoft", it's so good I think I'm gonna use it

Or my dad owns the Internet, even better.

[SHOKKERZ91]

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula. Fair enough, that's the point of it. But then he starts whining after I shoot him down.

 

(Him). "Don't be a tryhard"

 

Well I tell him he tried to kill me, not the other way around.

 

He then says something along the lines of "Your memory's that short? You used the noob cannon!"

 

(Myself). "Wtf?"

 

 

(Myself). "The Hunter doesn't have a cannon you can use solo"

 

 

(Myself). "I've never heard anyone call it that, lmao"

 

He then tries to convince me that it's widely called "the new noob cannon", that people think it's worse than the Hydra's cannons. For a start, it isn't even a f*cking cannon. It's a barrage of 7 rockets, with a cooldown inbetween, and smaller blast radius than standard missiles. If you stuck a Hydra cannon on my Hunter he'd be able to tell the difference in a hurry lol.

 

It´s funny how they always say this sh*t is OP. Why don´t they use the barrage himself then? Oh yeah, right, because they ain´t hit sh*t with it. Propably had homing missiles on his akula too, i guess? Had a guy yesterday who tried to kill my savage with a homing-akula. Let´s say he was pissed afterwards.

[dino722]

 

Lol, shoot guns for real, some kids need stop thinking their bad asses over anonymous gamer tags

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula. Fair enough, that's the point of it. But then he starts whining after I shoot him down.

 

(Him). "Don't be a tryhard"

 

Well I tell him he tried to kill me, not the other way around.

 

He then says something along the lines of "Your memory's that short? You used the noob cannon!"

 

(Myself). "Wtf?"

 

 

(Myself). "The Hunter doesn't have a cannon you can use solo"

 

 

(Myself). "I've never heard anyone call it that, lmao"

 

He then tries to convince me that it's widely called "the new noob cannon", that people think it's worse than the Hydra's cannons. For a start, it isn't even a f*cking cannon. It's a barrage of 7 rockets, with a cooldown inbetween, and smaller blast radius than standard missiles. If you stuck a Hydra cannon on my Hunter he'd be able to tell the difference in a hurry lol.

 

 

He stopped

 

 

 

my my, some people never learn.

one does not simply having high opinion of oneself, gratutitous intellect included

 

for the matters of face2face , im just going to recommend you this :

"is that a threat or a promise?"

if he respond positively , follow up with this "What's the difference?"

 

 

 

 

[Aggregate Demand]

 

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Lol, shoot guns for real, some kids need stop thinking their bad asses over anonymous gamer tags

 

I replied "1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Washington D.C. 20500".

 

Part of me was hoping he'd travel there and let Social Darwinism do its thing.

Edited January 31, 2018 by RedDagger

[Fennimoe]

Just another day in the office

Lmao! People are super sensitive nowadays