What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Amy Vinewood]

 

What?[-snip-]

 

Roughly translated, they want you to please help them earn money, they are begging you.

Thanks for the translation (:

Edited January 22, 2018 by Amy Vinewood

[Cackling Jack]

Here some of my recent ones people have sent me. Been awhile since I posted. Sorry for large photos.

 

 

People have a really a hard time texting full sentence or is it just me?

Edited January 22, 2018 by Cackling Jack

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Here some of my recent ones people have sent me. Been awhile since I posted. Sorry for large photos.

 

People have a really a hard time texting full sentence or is it just me?

Messages are usually pre wrote, i do it myself as time is precious

 

As for that barcode we've met lol

Edited January 22, 2018 by HARBUJAHN

[WildBrick142]

So yesterday I was customizing my Gang Burrito. Forgetting that switching crews boots you into character selection screen and, in turn, disables Passive Mode, I've done the mistake of idling outside Route 68 LSC after painting the van and chatting on Discord.

 

Suddenly I hear shots bouncing off my van so I try to quickly enable passive mode but get killed. Fine. I kill him back, and it was clear that he wanted a fight. So I gave him one.

 

This guy was laggy as f*ck - if I killed him, half the time the game would NOT register the kill in my name, it wouldn't even say that the guy died, he'd just respawn elsewhere. On top of that he used the Spamsman Rifle and generally threw explosives around like they were some candy.

 

My way of dealing with laggy spamsman explosives spammers is using the surroundings for cover then blasting them with whatever weapon I'm holding.

 

Then this f*cker had the audacity to send me this:

 

 

Yet he also pulled this cheap sh*t:

 

 

 

I didn't reply because not worth it, and he later sends me this, whateverthef*ck is that.

 

I killed him some more until he left, the final score was 9 vs 21, not counting the multiple more kills I got on him that the game wouldn't register thanks to his laggy ass.

 

He didn't even look like the generic tryhard, I'd say he is on the way there when it come to technique, though.

[Malibu Club]

"I AM THE REAL TONY MONTANAAAAHHH! AAAHHHGHHHHH I AM TONY MONTANAAAAAA!"

[Nino El]

Rando one this from a while back

 

Get a message from my friend on xbox telling me some goon called SKYLINEGTRFREAK has messaged her

 

Asking if she new me and if so to tell me he was a much better pilot and I wouldn't be able to rpg him out his jet now can't remember him he must have been bad

 

She screenshot her pms and sent me the pics over whatsapp LOL

[Ryancoke66]

Majority of the messages I get are stupid sh*t like "youre pussy, fag, f*ck you, etc."

 

Although, couple weeks ago I was in a session where a CEO was running fully loaded.

 

I decided to grab a limo and head into the tunnels. After sitting in the tunnels, underneith the highway for a few minutes, a random (not even in the organization running fully loaded) starts looking for me. He eventually sends me a message "where are you?" To which I responded "I don't know" lol he kept looking around for me, and sent me another msg asking if I'm a modder. I said no, so he asked again where I was. At this point I decide to have a little more fun, I told him I didn't know but I could see liberty city. He freaked out, sending me "OMG" and "for real??" Messages lmao

 

That's when the CEO running full loaded came looking for the limo, Killed the guy I was messaging until he went passive. Timer ran out and nobody found me lol I love those tunnels.

[secrecy274]

"vas te faire enculer" which is french for, according to google translate, "f*ck you".

 

The message is nothing in particular, but the story behind it however. I randomly fly around in my Buzzard when I see a truck carrying a Stromberg on its flat. Second after a guy belonging to a pink Organization drives by in a another truck with a Stromberg. Thinking "I got nothing better to do, I can help them", so I grab the truck and start following the guy.

 

I just get outside his facility when he exits and kills me instantly.

So I send him a message saying "That wasn't very nice", spawn my Buzzard and start flying away. This guy and his friend then jump into a car and start chasing me, leaves the car when they get in range and fire a homing missiles at my ass. I decide enough is enough, turn a round and blow them up with a missile. I then kill them a bunch more until they get the message. I then get the message and both quit the session.

[Arrows to Athens]

''pussy'' and ''noob'' are literally the only insults most of the GTA community knows.

[Kushology]

''pussy'' and ''noob'' are literally the only insults most of the GTA community knows.

And "I f*cked your mom" quite the classic.

[HonorableMan]

I got a level 3 guy following me around in passive mode for ten minutes. I went into my office- and then got a message that said "have u got sniper rifles and guns?"

 

I replied with the appropriate confusion. He then asked "hav u got other account I can?"

 

I replied in the negative. Finally, I received "I was tryhard on 360"

 

Very confusing.

[Sky_Light12]

 

''pussy'' and ''noob'' are literally the only insults most of the GTA community knows.

And "I f*cked your mom" quite the classic.

you forgot the good ol "Lzzz"

[-Silence*]

Once again playing Haulage with my MOC Phantom and someone tries to take me out. I bash his car off a bridge, he comes back shooting and then tries to blow me up... only to realize its not gonna happen. He quickly backs off and then I get a text from him saying "lol jk".

 

God my Phantom has payed itself off just based on the sheer amount of LOL's it brings me!

[SuperJude™]

Since this has happened multiple times recently I figure it's a trend and worth mentioning.

 

3 different random players who did stupid things and got called out on the mic decided that telling me that I sound like I'm 40 was a HUGE burn!

 

Considering I'm closer to 50 I took them as compliments!

 

Seriously though do kids now think they are the only people who game?

 

[Guest]

Rando one this from a while back

 

Get a message from my friend on xbox telling me some goon called SKYLINEGTRFREAK has messaged her

 

Asking if she new me and if so to tell me he was a much better pilot and I wouldn't be able to rpg him out his jet now can't remember him he must have been bad

 

She screenshot her pms and sent me the pics over whatsapp LOL

Can't quite understand what you're saying but I'm pretty sure SKYLINEGTRFREAK is a user here, lol.

 

Since this has happened multiple times recently I figure it's a trend and worth mentioning.

 

3 different random players who did stupid things and got called out on the mic decided that telling me that I sound like I'm 40 was a HUGE burn!

 

Considering I'm closer to 50 I took them as compliments!

 

Seriously though do kids now think they are the only people who game?

 

 

They're just run-of-the-mill idiots. Insulting someone for being older just reveals you can't argue them. I doubt most young 18+ year olds would do that.

[Amy Vinewood]

Got my first hate mail from youtube

 

 

 

 

Protip: If you're going to go around trolling, it's best not to use the same name for everything..

 

[Happy Hunter]

Got my first hate mail from youtube

 

 

 

 

Protip: If you're going to go around trolling, it's best not to use the same name for everything..

Also, if he wants to belittle someone's intelligence, the least he could do is know a sentence is supposed to start with a capital letter.

 

Probably some triggered Deluxo guy. You know the types, under the map and spamming speed glitches.

[Kushology]

but I'm pretty sure SKYLINEGTRFREAK is a user here, lol.

Yes and also pretty sure he rolls mainly on PC, not Xbox. He's a well known modeler so probably a fake.

Edited January 24, 2018 by Kushology

[Professional Amateur]

Here's another one to add to the collection of typical GTAO insults:

 

 

I had just shot his Hydra down with a Pyro, and of course he went passive. After he sent that, I just replied with 'Lol ok' and he replied with this:

 

 

He made his way to another Hydra (still in passive of course) and finally exited passive mode once he was in the air and had a bit of airspeed to work with. I was waiting at altitude in the Pyro and dived down to swat him back down to earth. As soon as his jet was smoking (after about 10 seconds of circling,) he nosedived it straight into the ground. I'm guessing I was a little more than just 'lucky' at this point and the now grounded pilot left after a random Khanjali decided to join the fun.

[Guest]

I got called a noob and got votekicked after 1v3ing some griefers in a Starling, for 30 mins

 

hehe xd

[dino722]

[Sky_Light12]

whoa, 40 year old virgin ? how quaint

[Cackling Jack]

Cool story bro.

 

 

This guy manged to write a full sentence in a text message.Wow!

Edited January 25, 2018 by Cackling Jack

[snowwind]

I shot a player down to get his bounty. Message to me: 'Get cancer'

How friendly people are, this makes me feel bad.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So I messaged a rather interesting person:


Me: Wow, that's rare.
Him:
Me: Props to you my friend. +Respect

[dino722]

From the same guy as before after entertaining ourselfs with funny messages:

He must of recently watched that 40 year old virgin movie

[-KM-]

I spawned into a lobby & got this;

Well that's a bit of an ironic screenshot isn't it?

 

Decided to spectate him on the security cam. He was going around in his Deluxo, killing himself anytime he even got close to being locked-on to. Cool meme.

[Black Boxcar in the dark]

Some Passive mode guy who is scared of tanks

 

 

 

 

Turkey boy? Lmao

Edited January 26, 2018 by AlbanyEsperanto

[Sky_Light12]

From the same guy as before after entertaining ourselfs with funny messages:

He must of recently watched that 40 year old virgin movie

in end , a tryhard like him still has to work with a "nerd" (who is now higher rank of his workplace through hardwork)

Edited January 26, 2018 by Sky_Light12

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Randomly got this i even responded back 'what are you going on about?" It left me scratching my head

 

Ok then

 

 

Google translation ''he wants too eat my ass'' kinky f*cker lol

 

 

Awwww he didn't want too play though once i joined him in his breach , he kept doing the usual ewo so i messaged him that his k/d was sh*t lol.

 

 

And last but not least

 

He gut rekt Lzzzzz lol

 

Edited January 26, 2018 by HARBUJAHN