Quantcast
Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. Gameplay
      2. Missions
      3. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Gameplay
      2. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      3. Help & Support
    1. Crews & Posses

      1. Recruitment
    2. Events

    1. GTA Online

      1. Arena War
      2. After Hours
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support
    2. Grand Theft Auto Series

    3. GTA Next

    4. GTA V

      1. PC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    5. GTA IV

      1. Episodes from Liberty City
      2. Multiplayer
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
      5. GTA Mods
    6. GTA Chinatown Wars

    7. GTA Vice City Stories

    8. GTA Liberty City Stories

    9. GTA San Andreas

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    10. GTA Vice City

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    11. GTA III

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    12. Top Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    13. Wiki

      1. Merchandising
    1. GTA Modding

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    3. Featured Mods

      1. DYOM
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Red Dead Redemption

    2. Rockstar Games

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Programming
      5. Movies & TV
      6. Music
      7. Sports
      8. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. News

    2. Forum Support

    3. Site Suggestions

III974III

What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

Recommended Posts

AgentExeider

best message I've ever sent, was

 

"I left a little present for you in the back seat"

 

3 seconds later, I would set off the sticky in the bounty's back seat.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
E•MO•TION

 

 

i'm all the time getting a text saying

 

"you stole my car, I'll have you on a slab" Idk what i did to these guys, but its stalkerish!

They're NPC's

 

Le sigh

-snip-

......

 

Haha, you got me good! You would be surprised by the number of people here who can't understand the most basic elements of the game. I thought you were one. :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
paddiwak87

"r u a girl?"

 

got like 4 times this week alone. Then when I say yes, it's "I love u baby." ugh

Really? So ur really a girl? ...*_* x)

 

I get too many messages it's hard to remember the best ones... I get alot of "can u give me moneyyyzzzz" since I'm lvl 999... But I have to admit I like it when the spelling's ridiculous, makes me laugh every time :).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Gunslinger_GK

Received this from a guy i kept sniping for no particular reason, he killed me as well and got me nearly as much as i killed him yet he seemed to be kinda pissed

"YOU PUSSY MOTHER f*ck U REAL SUCK U WANNA MORE INFORMATION ENTER THE FAM PAGE WWW.GUNSLINGER_GKI'[email protected]MAIL.COM AHAHAHA! xP... "

Made me laugh tho

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
AboveAndBeyoncé

I hate to admit this but you guys know that YouTube fa**ot IWhateverTeddy who leaches glitches from here and puts videos on every day, spreading his BS and further ruining the game? Well, I found him on PSN and told him I was reporting him. He didn't respond and came trying to kill me so I just did it again.

Ohhh lol they call him "icrazyteddy"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
KennethMBB

I had got a in-game message from someone (which means its R* ordeal) and it said "I'm going to kill you and your whole family". I took a picture and sent it to R* and later got an email back saying the player has been dealt with and sorry for the trouble. I lol and think I've done the community good by ridding one little sh*t head from gtao existence. Hopefully more will do the same and I will follow suit

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
HowsItGoingM8

75136_10150313382520324_4376633_n.jpg

this made me laugh so hard

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
sD_Killer

Best messages i got is when i was fighting in an unfair 3v1, three people vs me...

 

It stated off with me going to my house to get a new char some dumb bimbo had her ugly pink car parked in-front of my garage so i couldn't get in, i decided to blow it up and clear the path..only she walked out right at the time of the explosion and i blew her plus the car up.

 

She started freaking out of the mic asking me why i did that along with her 2 boyfriends, i said her car looked like my X-girl friends puss so i had to blow it up we argued back and forth for a while i was in my house very funny convo. Then i said im gonna let my little 12 year old bro pwn you guys cause your not even worth my time, they said bring it on biitch ill kill your bro over and over again until he rage quits...i said good luck with that hes even better then me at this game.

 

i stopped using the mic to make it look like he was playing and not me, first thing i did was send a mugger on one of her boyfirends well in spectate mode watching it happened then sent him a message saying you just got juked, that's when the rage messages started up. They where all sitting by my garage with there ugly ass cars so i exited out the front of my apartment and blew all there cars up with an RPG along with two of them the bimbo survived and tried to shoot me as i walked back into my apartment still freaking out on the mic lol

 

Mean-while her 2 boyfriends where filling my message box with hate mail spam and death threats...I went to my T.V. to spec them again this time they where all at my front door expect the one guy i juked with the mugger, he was camping my garage so i called mercs on him once he died from the random mercs i raced out of my garage, called lester and went off radar drove around the block threw c4 at the 2 people still camping my front door killed both of them then ran over the guy killed by mercs, sent him a message saying you just got juket again bra

 

Then i drove to a near by roof, once my anti radar wore off they all approached me i got 20 kills with the sniper before some cop climb up the roof and shot me in the back...Then i spawned right near all three of them just far enough away to snipe, killed all of them yet again called my mechanic, got my vehicle and drove back to my apartment, went into passive mode and waited to give them the middle finger

they tried so hard to run me over while i was in passive mode but i just kept on jumping away giving them the middle finger, words cant even

explain how much they where freaking out at this point and my mail box was filling up with hate mail fast mostly from the one guy a juked two times, after i was done tormenting them i walked back into my apartment the bimbo and one of her friends rage quit while the other guy who i juked two times who kept on calling me a pussy threw both mic and messages put a bounty on me then rage quit himself<---lol the irony calls someone winning a 3v1 a pussy then puts a bounty on them and leaves the server hahaha get juked buddy.

Edited by sD_Killer

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sky_Light12

HAHAHAHA ! I'M INSANE

ZcX74lP.jpgfh56Fuk.jpg

I f*cked him with Rhino for killsteal my prey .

i was find that prey , when arrive that f*cker stole mine and i blasted him .

he's mad keep shooting me but still getting OWNED ! start by one and still getting OWNED . when i enter my APT he send me these messages

Edited by Sky_Light12

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Misanthrope Z

 

2oSeG9v.jpg

 

so you get that when I get "I'll suck your d*ick" by the gay dude. That's unfair if you're ask me.

 

Just kidding, Mexicangirl must be the guy from Ohio Icamehere talked about.

 

"bitch wtf u kill me for. i'm gonna suk ur dick so hard it pops off"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sky_Light12

6a0.jpg

Fail ! scumbag retarded squeaker found on knowyourmeme

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Unknown_33

best comment over mic

"f*ck you you f*cking f*ck, I just spent $1mil+ on my car and when you blew it up the insurance was gone. im reporting you"

left before getting reported and replied with a LOL.

Edited by Unknown_33

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
III974III

Okay, I got one once that said "Wanna lift?" and it confused me a little because there was no one around. Besides, there are cars everywhere for the taking, and I know how to drive them.

 

So I texted back "No, but thanks."

 

"Yer welcome," he replied, and then crashed his helicopter into me.

 

Well, this was unexpected.

 

I think most players want to run about like headless chickens. Any form of stealth, tactics or outwitting your opponent through a bit of cunning seems to be frowned upon, but it's the way I prefer to play PvP on the rare occasions that I venture into such jobs.

 

Absolutely.

 

 

I got a message reading

 

"only white people can play these types of games, go back to nba f*cking n***er"

 

reported him and moved on

If you are on Xbox, what's his GT? I feel like trolling him..

 

 

I wanna join.

 

Got a message from a squeaker in all caps.

 

SLEW DOWN AND LET ME KILL U.

 

Made my day

 

LMAO

Edited by III974III

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
SlyferFox

When I was doing Criminal Records to level up my 2nd character, I didn't care for winning and I was actually letting people win. I joined a random session and these guys didn't have matchmaking turned off. They wanted to kick me and some other person, but it was too late. I was going to let them win, BUT... those a-holes were ramming me from the beginning. They woke up a beast when that happened, so I destroyed them and won the race.

 

One loser messaged me with: "u r a b*tch for doing dat"

I responded with something I have only said once and will never say again: "U mad"

Loser replied with: "ha ha lol f*g"

__________

 

In free roam, I once jacked one of Simeon wanted vehicles from someone and the person sent me the following messages:

 

"give that car back to me"

"I need that"

"gimmie my car back"

 

**Car Delivered**

 

"F U C K Y O U"

Edited by Xily

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radius95

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
fulgore1973

Some random person asked me to join an Xbox party, once. I sent him a message back saying something like "sorry, I don't have a headset on" and he sent me a message back saying "f*ck you, black c*nt" even though I'm white, lol. I won't type the message I sent back to him because it was pretty nasty, then I blocked the arsehole. So many dickheads playing GTA Online. Never had any problems in the many, many months I was playing Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer, last year.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Edgelord

The best was sniping tank noobs..

WTF HACKER IM IN A TANK

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
III974III

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

 

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
elfoam

I totally lost it one day when some knob blew up a hardtop tornado I'd been look for all week just as I got it almost into lsc. Sent him a very abusing text and then he left...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Bongsquirrel

Sick name.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
III974III

Sick name.

 

I got in a lobby once with a guy that had "ILOVEYOUMOM" as GT. I sent him a message saying he had the best gamertag ever. And I do think that.

Edited by III974III

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radius95

 

 

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

I would love that, thats where the fun begins👍

 

EDIT; Also, thats why I play gta online

Edited by timothyR

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
III974III

 

 

 

After exploding someones car that drove fresh out of lsc i got the message " why arent you walking a chicken instead of dog? f*ck you" and i still dont have a clue what it means.

I would so hunt you and bring mayhem on you for doing that to me

I would love that, thats where the fun begins

 

EDIT; Also, thats why I play gta online

 

 

haha, I get it bro, there's stuff for many tastes in this game. Honestly, I used to be a pain killing pretty much anybody for no reason. But I redeemed myself months ago, though I'm always up for some retaliation sh*t. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
MrWhiskers

6a0.jpg

Fail ! scumbag retarded squeaker found on knowyourmeme

pretty sure that pic is meant to be a joke, if not then........

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ezza.

"You suck your mother's herpy burpy slurpy C*ck, you f*ckin english fooker!"

 

Then when I tried to tell the kid that I'm not English and that I'm Aussie, his response was

 

"U dont evn want to admit your fa**otry you stupid hampshire sh*t sniffing, co*k sucking, cum whoring asswhipe"

 

(I was talking on my mic to a friend when my chat glitched out and everyone in the lobby could hear me)

 

I miss having a mic now, it was fun

Edited by EZza2647

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
gtafan26

I must be doing something wrong, I dont get hate mail :cry:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ezza.

I must be doing something wrong, I dont get hate mail :cry:

Put your chat on everyone and keep jumping sessions until you get one full of squeakers

 

Kill-->Message--->Bounty--->Kill---->Repeat

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Magick

I seem to attract some real freaks. The last one I can think of started a fight, lost and sent "when you look into your kid's cold dead eyes, think of me boy" ...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
cremilar

Guy asked me for nudes, So I sent some.

 

They weren't of me mind you.

 

They were of a Porn star called Ben Dover.

 

Much lulz.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
III974III

"You suck your mother's herpy burpy slurpy C*ck, you f*ckin english fooker!"

 

Then when I tried to tell the kid that I'm not English and that I'm Aussie, his response was

 

"U dont evn want to admit your fa**otry you stupid hampshire sh*t sniffing, co*k sucking, cum whoring asswhipe"

 

(I was talking on my mic to a friend when my chat glitched out and everyone in the lobby could hear me)

 

I miss having a mic now, it was fun

 

angry kid is angry

 

I seem to attract some real freaks. The last one I can think of started a fight, lost and sent "when you look into your kid's cold dead eyes, think of me boy" ...

 

My theory is that it means you're a nice player, never killing anybody for no reason.

 

Not that players getting hate messages are necessarily douches. Real douches don't need a reason to hate.

 

Guy asked me for nudes, So I sent some.

 

They weren't of me mind you.

 

They were of a Porn star called Ben Dover.

 

Much lulz.

 

Nice trolling haha

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • 2 Users Currently Viewing
    1 Member, 0 Anonymous, 1 Guest

    • MostlyPonies
×

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.