Everything bad about GTAO -> Shark Cards

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[Franceska]

They buffed the payouts of jobs, and grinding races should net you some cash again.

They want you to believe they're being nice, and give you the taste of what's it like to be rich.

 

When you feel rich, they release a new DLC that makes you look poor again.

 

So now you know what being rich is like, they can make you buy cash cards when desperate enough!

[rickreim]

Ok, ok. Should have known better that the topic required too much thought. Was a lame attempt to be funny and make outrageous connections like

 

People keep destroying my PV because of shark cards

 

Squeakers are annoying because of shark cards

 

Chradders exist because of shark cards

 

Etc. only one person so far has gotten the joke, my fault for not being clear and making a lame topic, please stop bumping and let it die

[Franceska]

There are no animals in online because cash cards

[backward_axis]

Shark Cards are from R*.

Rockstar is a movie starring Mark Wahlberg.

Mark Wahlberg can be connected to Kevin Bacon in two moves.

Kevin Bacon was in the XMen First Class.

 

Conclusion: Shark Cards are responsible for Prof. X's paralysis.

 

BONUS ROUND!: Peter Dinklage stars in the newest Xmen movie, thereby making Shark Cards also responsible for Sansa's maidenhead.

[Malibu454]

Hate them all you want, But..

Shark Cards are funding our fun!

You should love them for that..

Don't buy em if you don't want them..

Grind or Glitch.. Choose your style..

[Stephen]

Everything bad about GTA Forums -> Consistent Shark Card Topics -> The Never Ending Aim Flame Discussions. Other than those two it's a wonderful place.

Edited April 16, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[FlacidJack]

People that play obsessively and are too poor fro cashcards should really get a job. Then they might appreciate supporting developers while making the ingame assets to buy what they want without wasting their real lives for fake guns and vehicles.

 

Don't get me wrong... i'm not a fan of paying real money for fake stuff either. When I was young I had the time to grind, but now-a-days I do appreciate that I can throw some dough at the machine and get more ingame credit.

For example, I got the little bird with a cashcard after thinking about it for about 2-3 days. It's the only thing in the game I wanted to "own" but I knew it would take a LONG time to buy. In total that little bird cost me 0.6 hours of work in real time. How long would you say it takes to make 1.75million ingame if you're playing legit?

[rickreim]

Most people are missing the point of this thread.

 

They are missing the point of this thread because they didn't bother to read the posts

 

They didn't read the posts because they don't have time

 

They don't have time cause they're busy grinding for GTA$

 

They should stop grinding GTA$ and buy Shark Cards

 

The people missing the point of this thread should buy Shark Cards