GTA Online: Everyone is Trevor

[Entity-XF]

If you haven't played GTA 5 online yet, that's fine, this probably still will make sense to you.

GTA 5 online is fantastic, despite being a user interface disaster. The most interesting part is the "freeroam" mode. There are plenty of non-violent ways to interact with other players in GTA 5 online freeroam, but generally the only thing everyone does is kill each other immediately on sight. You get some small amount of money for killing another player, but not enough to explain the rampant violence. People just do it because they're mostly animals. Mostly insane. Mostly Trevors.

So last night, I'm playing online and I've found a place to get helicopters pretty easy I wanted to see if someone would get in the helicopter with me so I take it and land it in front of someone. Unsurprisingly, I'm shot and killed and they take my helicopter. It's no big deal though since I can get a new helicopter pretty quick, so I do this again a few more times to the same end - acquire a helicopter, land, get shot, get helicopter stolen, repeat. After about 6 or 7 times of this happening, someone finally decides not to shoot and rob me. Instead, very timidly and cautiously, they approach the helicopter and get in with me. I take off.

I like to think of myself as more like Michael. More of the sentimental type. So I take my new friend/guest/hostage around the map with me to all the cool places I've found. I show them how to rob liquor stores super easy and escape from the cops in my helicopter. I take him to the top of a mountain, to some construction sites, to the wind turbine farm, to the amusement park, we go all over and he genuinely seems to enjoy the experiences. At each stop, he gets out and politely looks around, as if in appreciation, and then gets back in the chopper with me. No words are exchanged at all since neither of us has a microphone, but nothing needs to be said.

After about 15 minutes of this going on, I take him to the top of the tallest building in the game. He goes to the edge and looks over the city. It's sunset, and it's beautiful. He's enjoying the view. It's serene. Before I know it, I have my pistol out and pointed at the back of his head. I ask myself "am I really different than all the other animals playing online here?" And as his limp body tumbled off the roof, I chuckled to myself and thought, "no, no I'm not any different."

I wonder about what the other player must have thought as he saw his character betrayed on top of that building. I like to think it was a learning experience for both of us. I learned that really, we're all Trevors.

Edited April 16, 2014 by Entity-XF

[Ezza.]

 

 

 

Actually, you're right.

 

Have you found someone who can glitch you money yet?

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Please use a text font that makes it easier to read

 

 

 

Is this some sort of a reddit copypasta

Edited April 16, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[Shaundi.]

OP typed this in black text?

 

10/10 didn't bother reading.

Edited April 16, 2014 by ZeusMowat_278

[Entity-XF]

OP typed this in black text;

 

 

10/10 didn't bother reading.

fixed

[Xyn]

So who's comment was this originally???

My money's on a blog...

[Entity-XF]

Please use a text font that makes it easier to read

 

 

 

Is this some sort of a reddit copypasta

My firend made this on Reddit, he wanted me to share the story around

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

So who's comment was this originally???

My money's on a blog...

It is, he edited out the last bit and did not even give credit as to where he found it.....smh

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1nzo1y/gta_5_online_everyone_is_trevor

Edited April 16, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[budcat]

The way my wife hassles me while trying to play, I'm definitely Michael.

[Entity-XF]

 

So who's comment was this originally???

My money's on a blog...

It is, he edited out the last bit and did not even give credit as to where he found it.....smh

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1nzo1y/gta_5_online_everyone_is_trevor

 

Sorry forgot about that

 

Please give credit to the man.

 

Link of orignal source: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1nzo1y/gta_5_online_everyone_is_trevor/

So who's comment was this originally???

 

My money's on a blog...

Did you look at my last post. R* forgave me for the open mod idea I had. You trying to pick on me? Just saying, lets not take this personal.

[waters]

[Entity-XF]

Hey I just wanted to share a friend's cool story, not all people in this forum use reddit

Any one here on Steam by the way?

[Xyn]

 

It is, he edited out the last bit and did not even give credit as to where he found it.....smh

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1nzo1y/gta_5_online_everyone_is_trevor

 

Ha! I win! pay up, no one!

 

Nice work, Detective Freak-VI...

Edited April 16, 2014 by Xyn

[Is this The Guy?]

Might just be me but I never considered Michael the more sentimental one.

[Entity-XF]

 

 

Funny Video by SilentDriodd

People always try to kill me, everyone is a bully these days

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Hey I just wanted to share a friend's cool story, not all people in this forum use reddit

Any one here on Steam by the way?

Funny guy, trying to change the subject. I don't mind you sharing stories about your "friend" but always remember to give credit where its due

 

 

To answer your question, no I don't have a steam account, sorry

[Entity-XF]

I consider myself as Franklin: Don't f*ck with me and I won't f*ck with you.

Anyone active on this forum?

Edited April 16, 2014 by Entity-XF

[Jagri]

I consider myself as Trevor: It is really my name... Otherwise I more relate to Chop. "If I can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away."

[Franceska]

Still a better love story than Twilight though.

[LogScottWood]

 

If you haven't played GTA 5 online yet, that's fine, this probably still will make sense to you.

GTA 5 online is fantastic, despite being a user interface disaster. The most interesting part is the "freeroam" mode. There are plenty of non-violent ways to interact with other players in GTA 5 online freeroam, but generally the only thing everyone does is kill each other immediately on sight. You get some small amount of money for killing another player, but not enough to explain the rampant violence. People just do it because they're mostly animals. Mostly insane. Mostly Trevors.

So last night, I'm playing online and I've found a place to get helicopters pretty easy I wanted to see if someone would get in the helicopter with me so I take it and land it in front of someone. Unsurprisingly, I'm shot and killed and they take my helicopter. It's no big deal though since I can get a new helicopter pretty quick, so I do this again a few more times to the same end - acquire a helicopter, land, get shot, get helicopter stolen, repeat. After about 6 or 7 times of this happening, someone finally decides not to shoot and rob me. Instead, very timidly and cautiously, they approach the helicopter and get in with me. I take off.

I like to think of myself as more like Michael. More of the sentimental type. So I take my new friend/guest/hostage around the map with me to all the cool places I've found. I show them how to rob liquor stores super easy and escape from the cops in my helicopter. I take him to the top of a mountain, to some construction sites, to the wind turbine farm, to the amusement park, we go all over and he genuinely seems to enjoy the experiences. At each stop, he gets out and politely looks around, as if in appreciation, and then gets back in the chopper with me. No words are exchanged at all since neither of us has a microphone, but nothing needs to be said.

After about 15 minutes of this going on, I take him to the top of the tallest building in the game. He goes to the edge and looks over the city. It's sunset, and it's beautiful. He's enjoying the view. It's serene. Before I know it, I have my pistol out and pointed at the back of his head. I ask myself "am I really different than all the other animals playing online here?" And as his limp body tumbled off the roof, I chuckled to myself and thought, "no, no I'm not any different."

I wonder about what the other player must have thought as he saw his character betrayed on top of that building. I like to think it was a learning experience for both of us. I learned that really, we're all Trevors.

 

Nice story, Shia LeBoeuf.

[Xyn]

Nice story, Shia LeBoeuf.

 

 

Liked because of The Nature Boy avatar.

Whoooo!

Edited April 16, 2014 by Xyn

[OmegaEvolution]

Everyone is more like Yusuf, tacky with no taste

[LogScottWood]

Everyone is more like Yusuf, tacky with no taste

I echo this sentiment.

 

Yusuf could have easily fitted in to GTA V actually. Oh well.

[Rocket Skates]

You're a c*nt.

[Zondar]

We all pookie.

[Biohazard Abyss]

I f*cking hate Trevor, so no, I am not him.

[senormidget]

[sincere]Cool story bro[/sincere]

[HopalongCasidy]

I f*cking hate Trevor, so no, I am not him.

Wtf?

 

Edit: and OP is dave norton. A murdering psychopath, but one who makes his name off of the work of others. Trevor wouldn't care to plagiarize, you sonofabitch.

Edited April 16, 2014 by HopalongCasidy

[glass pipe]

I am trevor i just cant stop killing these pesky white dots.

[ShadyNexus]

I consider myself a Franklin. I like racing, I might have some taste *If you want to judge, pm me for some car shots.* and RUBBING IS RACING f*ckERS I race fairly.

In terms of Behavior, I don't f*ck around with people, They might give me that metaphorical HIV. HIV will make your dick hang sideways. Being the HIV buzzard missiles and the dick your character.

..Shut up. You know what I mean.

Edited April 16, 2014 by ShadyNexus