Dumbest Rockstar support answer I ever got.

[Juanfartez]

Back with Valentines Day Massacre update everyone was complaining about the price of the Roosevelt.

I sent in a question to support just to see if they would reply. We all know the answer was it will never be free.

On Feb 13 I sent in this question " I purchased the Albany Roosevelt today for 750,000. On most forums and news sites it is being stated that it will be free on Friday Feb 14. Is that correct? I did not mind paying for it, but it seems to be a question that needs to be answered."

 

Rockstar's canned response sent today two months to the day. " Thank you for contacting R* Games Support and for your question. Although there is no information to release on this topic, we appreciate the fact that you are interested in our games and recommend staying tuned to @RockstarGames on Twitter and http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire.

Cheers,

Michael_S

It appears that the computer has a timestamp to dump out stupid answers

[The Lonesome Drifter]

Don't worry about it. I'd just SP2MP Roosevelt's and sell them for pure cash.

 

Oh wait... I did

[I3AZZAI2]

Thank you for showing an interest in GTA:O and deciding to post on this forum. Your opinion is being evaluated and we will get back to you shortly.

[am30]

Ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. Did Rockstar say the Roosevelt was going to be free for online? It was free for single player.

 

Not even a cool story.

[I will pwn you newbs]

Yeah I think you for the answer you deserved. I found it hilarious when people thought it would be free on the 14th

[ChrilLe]

 

It appears that the computer has a timestamp to dump out stupid answers

You must be a similar computer, since you can dump out stupid questions.

[LightningLord]

It took 2 months for Rockstar to say that? And I thought I was lazy. I recall emailing them around 2011 asking them if a new "Midnight Club" will ever be released. I got my answer December 2013 saying more or less the same thing.

Wtf Rockstar.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Derp!

[secrules2]

In regards to constant console freezing after the 1.11 patch and freezing when trying to report someone.

 

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[PoopyThomas]

 

 

 

It appears that the computer has a timestamp to dump out stupid answers

You must be a similar computer, since you can dump out stupid questions.

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