universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 All you need to do now is grow out your mustache some more and buy a 1984 Ferrari 308. f*ck that. I'm getting me an Opel Manta. Xerukal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemon123 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Hmm you do look like you are from the 80's though. RoadRunner71 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Im changing my god from brian b to universetwisters https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Church-of-Barber/621410594600763 universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 (edited) You'd look so much less like a pedofile. I kid you not. <--lol my pun. Less pedo, more weirdo.. Like, c'mon. His hair is all he has going for him. ..Excuse my bad GIMP skills. Pedophile* Edited April 12, 2014 by Kalvin Mr. Scratch and na89340qv0n34b09q340 2 Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Im changing my god from brian b to universetwisters https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Church-of-Barber/621410594600763 it is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I held my hair back for this picture. I never liked short hair. It doesn't really suit me for some reason. SolidSnails 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I held my hair back for this picture. I never liked short hair. It doesn't really suit me for some reason. You look like the default character from Oblivion. Kiffster, universetwisters, Trinette and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 (edited) Let it be known. Edited April 12, 2014 by Kalvin Mr. Scratch and xVampire Fangx 2 Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I don't follow the drivel topics here, but I'm certainly accused of such things from time to time! HAHAHA I'm with the Alice Cooper Black Sabbath ANTI HIPPIE movement, but I love all rock music, and having involved myself in METAL for LIFE since the 1980s, I keep my own long (grey) hair now. But, I did just shave, I don't look good like Tom Selleck sporting only a 'stache. I'll get some new (webcam) pics up soon I'm not that big into rock. I mean, I like the woodstock-era and 80's Beltway rock my dad grew me up on, but I listen to more happy hardcore than rock on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I think you should cut your hair and shave your facial hair. I agree strongly. Also learn to moisturise bro, god damn. trip and Panz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I think you should cut your hair and shave your facial hair. I agree strongly. Also learn to moisturise bro, god damn. to remove hair is to sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I think you should cut your hair and shave your facial hair. I agree strongly. Also learn to moisturise bro, god damn. And chop your balls off while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I think you should cut your hair and shave your facial hair. I agree strongly. Also learn to moisturise bro, god damn.to remove hair is to sin. I have no idea what this means or why anybody would say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IreneMiau Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I like long hair on boys, but straight long hair, not curly! Also, no beard I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I think you should cut your hair and shave your facial hair. I agree strongly. Also learn to moisturise bro, god damn.to remove hair is to sin. I have no idea what this means or why anybody would say it Because without my hair, I'm just as powerless as the Somalian Police Force. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I like long hair on boys, but straight long hair, not curly! Also, no beard I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks...! Kalvin and IreneMiau 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saikou Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I like long hair on boys, but straight long hair, not curly! Also, no beard I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks...! Ever heard of Ryan Reynolds? or Gosling? What about wavy? Whatchu lookin' in here for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Praise the hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I don't mind my long hair. I praise it from many angles. SolidSnails and na89340qv0n34b09q340 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Heil Hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Spaz Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Are you the lost brother of Weird Al Yankovic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I literally cannot take any more of your face. orbitalraindrops, EphemeralStar and BrownBear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I would just like to add that long hair on a long face makes your face look longer and opens you up to all kinds of, "Why the long face?" jokes. Clem Fandango, xVampire Fangx and universetwisters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I literally cannot take any more of your face. Mr. House 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I can only wish to one day have hair as majestic and beautiful as universe's is. I wonder how it smells??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Melchior should take a selfie and show us. universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I can't count the amount of times I've been creepily asked for pics on this site. Do people think I'm a girl or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I can't count the amount of times I've been creepily asked for pics on this site. Do people think I'm a girl or something? Show me your tits. universetwisters, Clem Fandango and 98 in 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Could you take a picture of your hair scrunched back into a ponytail, UT? Just for research purposes.... SolidSnails 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I can't count the amount of times I've been creepily asked for pics on this site. Do people think I'm a girl or something? i could careless if you are but lets see your face so we can say stuff about it dont be scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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