(Desperately) In Need of Crew Members!

[N. Man]

Ok, ok. I know this post has, probably, literally been shot onto the forum 1,000 times. But... I actually don't have a follow up to that. Screw it. Anyway, I need players that are willing to be online at least twice a week (counting weekends) in my crew, Guré Ken [Kuro]. Despite it being an open crew, we only accept people that meet our...uh...not needs, but. Yeah! Needs:

• Nobody below the age of 14/above the age 41 (see what I did there? iso smart )
• Nobody below the rank 55
• Nobody that promotes the act of being a massive-can I say the d-word? I honestly sped right through the everything-dick
• Nobody that (constantly right parenthesis hacks/mods that game
• No homophobic/racist/sexist/anti-semitistic comments. If you're going to use them as jokes, keep it on an extremely light level. Pwetty pwease
• Finally, you must travel to Russia, urinate on the nearest patch of snow you see, travel back to the U.S. because your balls or vajayjays are freezing off, eat about three bags of skittles while listening to "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Snoop Dog/Lion, and finally go to Israel's Air Force Base, steal a fighter/pursuit jet, and turn on the Archer version of "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins and land in perfectly next to Druid Hills High School. Only then may you join

To those who actually read my plead for members, thank you. For those who are attempting to complete the last crew step, (insert your respective God) speed. For those who skipped to here...Alrighty then! See you all in Grand! Theft! Auto! Oooooooooooooonnnnnnnliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!






http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gure_ken

Edited May 3, 2014 by NaijaMango

[WBaker]

I guess that last bit was supposed to be funny. Moved to Recruitment. Add your crew's social club link to your post to comply with the guidelines.