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Here's Brian B

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A twanker walks into a bar and asks how much to destroy a drink.

 

The bartender replies, for you, twanker, No charge

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fathergraywolf

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What did Mors Mutual say to the twanker?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You kill'em, we bill'em.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Knock knock!!!

 

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Knock knock!!!

 

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Who's there?

 

 

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

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Laveerre

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One gipsy, one black man and one jew jump out of a plane at the same time, who wins?

 

Society

 

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Knock knock!!!

 

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Who's there?

 

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
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A joke, a story, and a funny moment, all in one JPG:

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A joke, a story, and a funny moment, all in one JPG:

 

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True, all I can see is a big f*cking joke

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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

 

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol

Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!

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One gipsy, one black man and one jew jump out of a plane at the same time, who wins?

 

Society

 

 

There'll be complains about from the PC brigade. :lol:

 

I'll remember that one.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol

Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!

 

 

It's a bit late now. Can you come back in the morning?

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Laveerre

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

 

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Knock knock!!!

...

 

Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol

Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!

 

It's a bit late now. Can you come back in the morning?

Well it's pretty important and I've travelled all the way from London but yeah sure, I'll just sit outside and wait.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's raining.

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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

 

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. LolActually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?
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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. LolActually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?

Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

 

....

 

Biggest...

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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

 

....

 

Biggest...

Biggest who?
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Knock knock!!!

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Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol

Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!

It's a bit late now. Can you come back in the morning?

Well it's pretty important and I've travelled all the way from London but yeah sure, I'll just sit outside and wait.

It's raining.

 

raining_david_tennant_nosedrip.gif

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Knock knock!!!

...

Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

....

Biggest...

Biggest who?

Nah I'm alright thanks mate maybe tomorrow.

 

....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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Knock knock!!!

...

Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?

Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

 

 

 

Well seeing as you've come all this way to where-ever here is and it's raining, who's there?

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Laveerre

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What's the difference between 20 dead babies and a Ferrari?

 

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

 

How do you stop a baby from suffocating?

 

You take your dick out of it's mouth

 

What's more fun that 3 dead babies on 1 tree?

 

One dead baby on 3 trees

 

Three black guys sit in a car, who's driving?

 

Police officer

 

How was breakdance invented?

 

Black people tried to steal wheels out of moving cars

 

 

I love dark humor, it's kinda like a pair of legs

 

-Not everyone has it

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What's the difference between Fufu, Chastity and Nikki?

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Knock knock!!!

...

 

Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!Who's there?

Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

 

Well seeing as you've come all this way to where-ever here is and it's raining, who's there?

Biggest...

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am30

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Knock knock!!!

...

Who's there?

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol
Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!
Who's there?

Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

Well seeing as you've come all this way to where-ever here is and it's raining, who's there?

Biggest...

 

 

Hud the bus a minute.....just seen it above. You ain't getting me that easily. :lol:

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Biggest...

Biggest who?

 

Nah I'm alright thanks mate maybe tomorrow

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Knock knock!!!

...

 

Who's there?

 

No one anymore. They left seeing it took 13 hours to answer the door.

hahaha I didn't want any girl scout cookies anyway. Lol

Actually I'm still here knocking now would you please answer the f*cking door!!!

Who's there?

 

Erm well the other guy told me to wait till morning, kinda feel like I'm getting f*cked about with here but oh well.

 

Well seeing as you've come all this way to where-ever here is and it's raining, who's there?

 

Biggest...

 

 

Hud the bus a minute.....just seen it above. You ain't getting me that easily. :lol:

___________________________

 

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

I dunno man...

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