2MuchSWAG4You Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) I miss those silly moments when the mechanic delivered our cars and then drove off with them... Those moments when he delivered the wrong vehicle.. and even those moments when he tried to punch us. R.I.P - Mechanic (10/1/2013 - Patch 1.11). Edited April 10, 2014 by 2MuchSWAG4You Eminem! and Gantons Most Wanted 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I do miss Johnny "The scratch was already there boss" I miss hearing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backward_axis Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Personally, I hope he's being violently sodomized by my original Rat Loader in the great virtual beyond. 2Chains4Bracelets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Chains4Bracelets Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Online Gamer Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process dude you're PMS'ing all over the place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flūttershy Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Edited April 11, 2014 by rawrsnar backward_axis and shhhhhhhhh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process He drives it halfway until he sees a U-turn... Chill dude.. For instanceYou are on a freeway, and you call the mechanic to deliver you entity and he drives on the other side, lol dont kill him he will drive until he sees a possible U-turn as i mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristoLewis Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Hes not dead ya twats, rockstar installed a teleport machine in 1.09 or whenever our mechanic stopped delivering them himself, so now to save his time, he teleports them to you. Hes still there to take your order etc! Arrows to Athens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModderX Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Can't we name it Laquisha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guelah Papyrus Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Can you deliver me my Gauntlet? "Ain't nobody got time for that!" Gantons Most Wanted, Arrows to Athens, 2MuchSWAG4You and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MuchSWAG4You Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Can you deliver me my Gauntlet? "Ain't nobody got time for that!" I just laughed to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModderX Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Can you deliver me my Gauntlet?"Ain't nobody got time for that!" I just laughed to death.She probably too busy twerkin Arrows to Athens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehannum Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Strangely, using the mechanic after the demise of Johnny is still worse for car positioning than the job start / cancel glitch method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malibu454 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Johnny was the best!! At least Johnny brought the car to you most of the time. Now it just spawns where Johnny would've started driving it. Why the f*ck do I have to run 2 blocks to my car now?? Arrows to Athens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMFtwstdHICK Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back.. Malibu454 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linkangel Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 f*ck the mechanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malibu454 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back..EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. Edited April 11, 2014 by Malibu454 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMFtwstdHICK Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back.. EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. Well, I didn't mean I was the ONLY ONE that did.. LOL Hell, they need to add a mission where we can just go beat up the mechanics.... hehehehe Malibu454 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Can you deliver me my Gauntlet? "Ain't nobody got time for that!" I just laughed to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Bean Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They made the wrong move in removing the mechanic completely. Was he annoying sometimes? Yeah... But instead of just shoving it under the rug and removing him, why didn't they just fix it? I find that the current system is even worse. I hate having to run 2 blocks because my car spawned waaay around the corner. Its even worse at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainsoar Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum. Also, she don't need no man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck3.4 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 If they bring the mechanic back, I'm just going to drive to my garage everytime I want a different car. I could never trust my mechanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benefactor69 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 All my mechanic would do is drive my car around the block once or twice before stopping, and then ram a parked car. Or just never show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck3.4 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 All my mechanic would do is drive my car around the block once or twice before stopping, and then ram a parked car. Or just never show up. That's the same thing my mechanic would do. I'm glad R* removed him Benefactor69 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyharwood Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 He wasn't that bad the only times he didn't bring my car or parked it miles away was when I was in the middle of nowhere or under a bridge or something and sometime he got it right when I was under the bridge. I think they should bring him back because 9 times out of ten he would get it right and also I miss having that time between calling him and him showing up where I can think of ways to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malibu454 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back.. EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. Well, I didn't mean I was the ONLY ONE that did.. LOL Hell, they need to add a mission where we can just go beat up the mechanics.... heheheheHell Yeah!! Put it in Creator. Instead of props, cars, weapons, you should be able to place Mechanics!! 50 of em!!! It would be better than Roof Top Crumble!! SMFtwstdHICK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeberto1874 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I never thought ge left, almost anytime I steal a car bear the entrance to the helipad it's johnny who is the driver....surely I ain't the only one to notice this, it happened even when ge was our employee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminem! Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Why the hell did they remove him anyway? It seems that in every update Rockstar takes something fun out of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragref Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Why the hell did they remove him anyway? It seems that in every update Rockstar takes something fun out of the game. people were complaining that the mechanic keeps crashing their cars and is just an nuisance something that should be better than having it just spawn in and there being no mechanic in sight is that it spawns it then you can see the mechanic getting out of the car instead of driving it to you and probably crashing it. i think ill send that idea to rockstar for the next patch Eminem! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now