What's your biggest online fail?

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I was playing Titan of a Job. I got into the Titan and started to fly off. I got a bit too cocky and tried showing off for my friends. I tried preforming a barrel roll and the Titan dropped like a rock. The mission was failed and we had to start over again...

[havingfunz]

sat in simeon wanted car saw a car behind me thought i could just avoid the cops by switching cars so stopped car, got out immediately to switch to car behind me, but that car never slowed down like it does and fully rammed into me, survived that tried to leave area and cops caught up just in time that i was near a getaway car and shot me dead..................

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

What did you get stuck on when we did The Great Lawnmower Race the other day?

 

 

My back tires got stuck on those Golf pot holes (or whatever they're called), I tried to get out of it for like 10 seconds until I re-spawned..

[Hellroyd]

I was playing Titan of a Job. I got into the Titan and started to fly off. I got a bit too cocky and tried showing off for my friends. I tried preforming a barrel roll and the Titan dropped like a rock. The mission was failed and we had to start over again...

I remember my first time attempting to barrel roll in the Titan. Same thing happened to me, except I crashed in the suburbs and all the players around started laughing.

[LahTigre]

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

 

I'm pretty bad at racing. Well, really bad to be honest.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

I got beaten by a mesa and a sandking while i was driving my fully upgraded Bifta in an three person offroad race the other day.

How do you even

Its not as bad as it sounds. It was one of the ones where you go under the pier and the sandking ploughed up the back of me and pinned me against one of the piers support posts for a good twenty seconds. I caught up to the leader twice going along the beach but they knocked me into the water both times. I think I was sitting on 199 Wins and I just couldn't get a win that day no matter what. My eyes lit up when I saw the mesa and sandking on the start line but thats what I get for counting my chickens before they hatch.

[V. Doom]

Crashing into a gas station pump at full speed cause the game didn't render it in time for me to avoid it, blowing up my friend and I.

Edited April 10, 2014 by V. Doom

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Explosives, i'm horrible with them

I can confirm this

[FlatsTheButtKicker]

My Biggest fail huh-

Well starting to play GTAO in general is my biggest blunder of all

Edited April 10, 2014 by FlatsTheButtKicker

[HirsuteDave]

Recently?

 

I was trying to swipe a jet and flew my helicopter straight into the border fence - KABOOM!

[CatchMeTrolling]

Killing myself while trying to kill someone else

[Synophrys]

I have no idea what mission was called,... Something were you have to land a private jet onto Trevor's airfield with a hot LZ.

 

I landed straight away, driving at full speed over the runway straight towards the marker. 1 RPG missile went right over me and my crew mate's head.

I stopped the plane right at the marker, and were were thrown into the cutscene were you get out of the plane.

 

As soon as we get out on the stairs of the plane, an NPC shoots his RPG straight into our faces, blowing us and the plane up, while we couldn't do anything.

I rage-quit. My crew mate died laughing.

 

After a minute, I cracked up too. xD

[Zoots Remuvah]

Missing a 9k bounty that pulled out a garage I was stood outside of with a sticky bomb in my hand...

 

... because the wife decided to give me an ear bashing the moment they pulled out and totally distracted me... >.<

Edited April 10, 2014 by Doktor Gott

[TheMcSame]

I was racing one and I got sick of the bumper fest so I decided to slam the guy that annoyed me the most off the road... yeah... I slam in the his rear left quarter attempting to T Bone but instead I come flying off him and off the bridge... -.-

 

I made up for it when I was put in the same session as the guy and I was heading to customs (I didn't know this guy was in the session) a car pulled out on me (Story of being a biker on GTA right there) came flying off and this guy comes flying towards me on a Bati and attempts to spray me down before I can do anything... as you probably guessed he was a terrible shot and got sprayed down as soon as I was up.

[GeneralClay]

Me and another friend were doing an 'airshow' with two fighter jets while another friend watched. Well we got cocky with our maneuvers and ended up shearing our wings and tails off of each other.

Friend said he saw us both fly towered each other then disappear behind a building before two smoking and flaming wrecks spiraled out each side and into the ground. xD

[CarimboHanky]

my biggest fail gotta be everytime i try to use the grenade launcher from the top of a building...

 

for some reason, no matter how careful i am, i always manage to blow myself.

 

 

other time i see this guy with a bounty inside a store, so i go off radar and hide in a corner with my rpg waiting for him to get in his chrurismo, you know to make things even sweeter by blowing up his car, so i wait, he rob the store, goes out running to his car, i pop out of the corner, aim and shoot...

 

some how the rpg blew in my face... invisible wall maybe.

[Bourjois]

Driving the BF Bifta online.

[reform]

I accidentally bought a Barracks OL br pressing the wrong button.

[Valdorien]

Long ago I was not used piloting a plane. I tought the brakes only made it go slower but it shuts down the engine and it sucks when you are in a Titan flying at low altitude in the city.

[AceThaCreator]

When im trying to kill another player whos walking in the middle of the street while im in my car driving towards them shooting at them and they get me before i do i hate that s**t. Now i just shot while backing up into them with the entity as rare end is practically bulletproof lol.

Edited April 10, 2014 by BlackAce23

[CheaterMcCheat]

Went to get a jet from fort zancudo using blind eye for the first time. Knocked a soldier over with the wing, got 4 stars, got blown up by a nearby tank.

[LonerStoner97]

I waited for a good 10 minutes for this bounty to come out of his garage, so he finally comes out, i let ONE shot off and the stupid brainless NPC driver wipes me out and i die,and the bounty drives off,. FAIL

[livejoker]

You know those players that do missions only to grief? I felt like one of them.

Got in Rooftop Rumble with a friend and a random. We go on top of the hedges on the right side of the garage. I decide to start it off with a Grenade Launcher in the far back. It works, pick out the Special Carbine and shoot the guy with the documents. He explodes in a million pieces...turns out I still had my Grenade Launcher in my hands. I felt so dumb, considering I had a random with me. If it was my buddy and I, it would be okay but the fact I had a random, no mic, judging me for my dumb actions, felt 10 times worst.

[CJXJ220]

Shooting the rear doors open on an armored truck that is stopped at a red light, NPC driver comes up behind me, panics, and accelerates pinning me between his car and the truck.

 

Driving the trailer in Satellite Communications. rammed one of the bikers that was coming at me. I rolled over the bike and it exploded underneath the trailer, destroying it and failing the mission. I was less than 20 seconds from the gas station...

[LadySuperioR]

I seem to fail at just about everything in gta online except buying clothes and customizing cars

[em1b16a2]

Signing up for this forum.

[hvcciookay]

I'm terrible with grenades.

i f*cking hate grenades. Especially when your crouched in a weird corner and you throw it at the wall by accident.

[Forager]

Playing Los Santos Connection with one random. We were both new to the mission and had failed a few times, but we finally got through it, and I barely caught the escaping chopper before it left the screen. Flew back to Madroza's but landed short of the yellow circle. I exited the chopper, but stepped up onto a short wall. I was instantly beheaded by the chopper blades. No lives remaining.

 

Edited April 10, 2014 by Forager

[Pardew's Prostate]

Purchasing all ammo before it got patched with the are you sure prompt, best part of $100k gone.

[Ne0nLiteZ]

Mine would be when i found an f620 and decided it was going to replace my alpha. Fully loaded it and then lost it because i didnt bring it to my garage or put a tracker on it and i joined a diff game. Then i found another one, fully modded it again, and put it in my garage. Later i called up the mechanic, had my fun with it, blew it up, and couldnt make a claim. So finally on my third f620 i installed all insurance at the shop instead of in my garage. Wasted about 3-400k.