What's your biggest online fail?

[Hellroyd]

This thread is to pretty much for your online fails.

 

I'd have to say my online fail would have to be pretty sad...

 

There was a group of players flying around the map slaughtering everything in their way. Some guy put a 9k bounty on all three of them. Seeing this and having absolutely no money, I decided I'd be the one to take on the bounty. I drove a couple miles to meet up with them, only to be blown up several times. I finally managed to maneuver pass all their stickies and sh*t and throw one of my own at them.

 

Did you know that if you throw a sticky wrong, it'll land back on your vehicle? I didn't. I was so excited thinking I was about to get 3 9k bounties. Come to find out... I stickied myself. Yeah... I didn't get the bounties.

 

 

[Jolly Swagman]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

 

I have crashed the cargobob on coveted when playing with randoms.

 

More than once and not deliberately

Edited April 10, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[Lay]

Probably something in a mission. Crashed the Cargobob in coveted once. That was a good laugh.

 

Tried running all the way to martins house in rooftop rumble only to be killed by the other players.

[Hellroyd]

CRASHING THE CARGOBOB ON COVETED? YIKES

[Johan]

My fails always are when driving or flying during a race or mission.

 

My last fail, I remember I was doing an event with the Yardies and a few members from GTAF, near the end we took some time to do random stuff so I grabbed the new jet (Vestra) and flew around the country side

about 2 minutes into the flight I looked behind me randomly and saw fellow member Hodgey also in his own Vestra following my every move, at one point I decided to show off so as soon as we reached the corner of

Los Santos, I flew under the first freeway I could find.. crashed into a pole but survived it only to hit another one and blew up, meanwhile Hodgey flew past me probably laughing at the fireworks below.

[CrusherTroi]

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

[AlexSniperBullet]

Attempted to dive onto a tank and crash lol

[E•MO•TION]

I'm terrible with grenades.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

I crashed a Titan(mission, titan of a job) cause I was being too cocky by doing stunts and whatnot. The randoms that I was playing with just started cracking up, I left immediately

[Hellroyd]

My fails always are when driving or flying during a race or mission.

 

My last fail, I remember I was doing an event with the Yardies and a few members from GTAF, near the end we took some time to do random stuff so I grabbed the new jet (Vestra) and flew around the country side

about 2 minutes into the flight I looked behind me randomly and saw fellow member Hodgey also in his own Vestra following my every move, at one point I decided to show off so as soon as we reached the corner of

Los Santos, I flew under the first freeway I could find.. crashed into a pole but survived it only to hit another one and blew up, meanwhile Hodgey flew past me probably laughing at the fireworks below.

 

I had an experience similar to this. Had a friend follow me in a titan. Took off from the los santos airport and immediately tried to show off by taking tight turns and maneuvering between the tall downtown buildings. I was doing good too, that is until my tail got hooked on a building. which spun me around into the building, and left my friend laughing.

[Lay]

I got hit by four cars whilst being the last one alive in a mission, after I died everyone was just laughing at me.

 

I can still here them now.

 

Got hit by a train when trying to chase someone on foot.

[Jolly Swagman]

I got beaten by a mesa and a sandking while i was driving my fully upgraded Bifta in an three person offroad race the other day.

[VersaceVersace]

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

 

 

 

I'm always first place for the first 3/4 of the race and then, for some reason or another, I lose

Edited April 10, 2014 by VersaceVersace

[Xavierr]

Drove my akuma into a wall when trying to bomb someone.

[tjor24]

Chasing friend with 9k bounty up and down the highway near Paleto bay, he took a turn onto a narrow bumpy dirt road. I saw the river and I knew I should've slowed down...I think I was driving my adder...inb4 that's where it belongs lol

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

Ditto

[wanes]

Crossing the street to get to your PV in missions.

[Hellroyd]

I got beaten by a mesa and a sandking while i was driving my fully upgraded Bifta in an three person offroad race the other day.

How do you even

 

Chasing friend with 9k bounty up and down the highway near Paleto bay, he took a turn onto a narrow bumpy dirt road. I saw the river and I knew I should've slowed down...I think I was driving my adder...inb4 that's where it belongs lol

I've had turns like that end me up into water too. It's a sad day when you have to call Mors because you sunk your own vehicle...

Edited April 10, 2014 by Hellroyd

[CrusherTroi]

 

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

 

 

 

I'm always first place for the first 3/4 of the race and then, for some reason or another, I lose

 

I'm usually last for the entire race. You should be grateful haha.

[E•MO•TION]

 

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

Ditto

 

What did you get stuck on when we did The Great Lawnmower Race the other day?

[Dsquared513]

Delivering a semi to Lester's, that last left turn after the fire hydrant, trailer destroyed, mission failed.

[Is this The Guy?]

Destroying the document in RR

Crashing the cargo bob in coveted

 

Named those because i have done those missions so many times but that still tends to happen lol

[Hellroyd]

Delivering a semi to Lester's, that last left turn after the fire hydrant, trailer destroyed, mission failed.

Did something similar. Accidentally fell off the highway where the barriers are broken. Trailer detached, destroyed, and left me butthurt.

[sD_Killer]

Blowing my own car up with C4 while i was trying to chance a bounty, ending up paying the full amount for my adder....

[customkingpimp]

Showing a couple low levels how easy it is to get a jet and flying over the fort while they tried to get theirs and was not paying attention to what was ahead of me and plowed right into a police heli...

[Happy_Killstick]

Explosives, i'm horrible with them

[98 in 1]

So i'm doing one of Trevor's missions, Method in the Madness, with a random on hard difficulty. Needless to say, he was highly incompetent. We failed the first time because he lost our only life right off the bat. and I ended up dying while going 100 mph on a Daemon thanks to the Lost MC's robotic accuracy. On the second attempt, Captain Ahab dunked his Buzzard into the ocean and died trying to take out the boat drivers with the machine guns, instead of letting me shoot the driver from the side of the heli.

 

This was the first (and probably the last) time I used the Merryweather boat pickup as well. It did come in handy somewhat, but the damn driver wouldn't shut up, & he refused to leave even when I had him at gunpoint (I couldn't shoot him either, but he eventually hopped out thankfully). I had Pegasus deliver my Frogger to pick up the second meth package, and made it back to Trevor's. I touched down right next to his trailer and hopped out, ready to go into the yellow corona and be done with the mission.

 

For some odd reason, I thought it would be completely safe to hop his fence with the helicopter blades still winding down, instead of just walking around the damn thing.

Still the dumbest thing i've done that I can remember.

[Hellroyd]

Blowing my own car up with C4 while i was trying to chance a bounty, ending up paying the full amount for my adder....

I'm glad I'm not the only one! Haha!

[VersaceVersace]

 

 

Racing is a giant fail for me. I'm horrible.

 

 

 

I'm always first place for the first 3/4 of the race and then, for some reason or another, I lose

 

I'm usually last for the entire race. You should be grateful haha.

 

 

 

"You know what they say. Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Try it"

[Lay]

Done that trailer thing at the last corner too. When it comes to races, I do okay but somehow along the way I miss a damn checkpoint.