ROCKSTAR'S WORST CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

[Xyn]

R*'s only crime is spoiling their fanbase to the point where the fanbase thinks they deserve everything for nothing.

[ryan_J]

Crimes against humanity you say?

Yeah cash cars are way up there with Abu Ghraib

[SuperJude™]

Crimes against humanity you say?

 

Yeah cash cars are way up there with Abu Ghraib

I thank you for reading my entire post and digesting it before posting your own insightful comments.

[ryan_J]

 

Crimes against humanity you say?

 

Yeah cash cars are way up there with Abu Ghraib

I thank you for reading my entire post and digesting it before posting your own insightful comments.

 

 

It was a little joke, not aimed at you or anyone in particular, I'm sorry.

 

Luv U <3

[Xyn]

Yeah cash cars are way up there with Abu Ghraib

To some people here...it's even worse.

In their eyes, torture & abuse is nothing compared to a company trying to make an extra buck.

Edited April 10, 2014 by Xyn

[ryan_J]

 

Yeah cash cars are way up there with Abu Ghraib

To some people here...it's even worse.

In their eyes, torture & abuse is nothing compared to a company trying to make an extra buck.

 

 

Its actually arguably comparable and kind of interlinked in a way, lets not get to philosophical though.

[jbarb78]

This thread makes me want to punch holes in things.....

[Sky_Light12]

[LewviathanX]

WORST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scubadave]

Their biggest mistake was not hiring Scubadave to verify everything.

[MrKush]

I almost read...but then I said "nah"

[Shamrock910]

As we all know Rockstar Games have, based on public opinion gleaned here in these very forums, committed many atrocities.

 

While *some* would say "Rockstar have created a really amazing Online experience. They have provided us with many options and in the short 6 months since Online went live they have managed to patch just about every issue while also provided constant updates included new vehicles, missions and clothing which we'd have murdered for back in GTA IV. Further, gamers are known to be some of the most loyal and involved customers but also the most likely to complain. All the issues we have in the United States of America, with crappy corporations of every sort yet EA was the worst company in America three years running? LMAO. Rockstar has not only provided the greatest open world ever in any game but we are only just breaching the possibilities! Wait till Heists and a content based DLC or two come out, then complain."

 

To this I would say NO!

 

Rockstar have committed CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

 

Did you see that one time they nerfed that one payout?

 

Or how they STOLE our beloved Rat Loaders and made us wait MONTHS for new ones?

 

Do you notice how no matter how much $$ you make in the game you can never turn that into real life $$???

 

Finally, and this is the most damning piece of evidence to back my theory that their true intent is evil - Don't you think that trying to make us move into high priced apartments then providing us with needles SECOND apartments seems just a little bit too much like the Subprime Mortgage Fallout of recent years?

 

Facts are facts.

 

tl;dr - f*ck you lazy pricks learn to read.

 

Heh.

 

I don't come around here much these days due to the influx of whiney ass noobs bitching about every god damned thing under the sun, but I just wanted to say I remember you from the GTA IV days and it's good to see your trolling is still top notch. Glad to see somebody is keeping these bitches on their toes. Keep on keepin' on, brutha.

 

P.S. That's the best 'tl;dr' ever.

[RowanSane]

I can't believe I haven't seen this until now. Marvellous. Simply marvellous.

[ten-a-penny]

dammit. didn't see the last option in the first question.

there's no problems in Online other than freezing. other than that;

1. Cutting $$ and RP don't give an Eff about it. I'm already at the level I want. I unlocked everything I liked. the RPG I'm not that interested in it. FM-useless Minigun is useless. I can pick one at Survivals. that's where I use this thing.
   

    

2. TANKS was gonna vote for this. though I forgot something...............Lazer --> Rhino. why? F-16 --> all types of tanks. twankers can suck my dick get my Lazer and they're done.
   

    

3. Shark Cards for the last time. ITS OPTIONAL. also, its just a damn 30-50$. and not everybody can buy them. so what?
   

    

4. "Rockstar Verified" not all of them are bad. my friend's DM is the best Deathmatch I ever seen.
   

    

5. Bad Sport Lobby actually good. so twankers won't be all over this,
   

    

6. No Jet Pack who the f*ck want this thing!? this is GTA V (well.....Online in this case......whatever) not SA. go play GTA SA fanboys.
   

    

7. Consoles Freezing After 1.11 Patch this one I agree with. full respect sir.
   

    

8. Cars + Upgrades that disappeared FOREVER don't freak out. change sessions and you may get it back. it happened to me once. I did this and it has returned.
   

    

9. Default Mic Settings have no single clue WTF is the problem.
   

    

10. iFruit App
    

     

11. tunables.json saved locally resulting in BILLION $$ HACKS protip: THERE'S NO SAFE ONLINE GAME. GTA Online isn't an exception.
    

     

12. Rockstar has done an amazing job creating and updating GTA Online

 

 

[SuperJude™]

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It figures you're a Natsu fan lmao...