ROCKSTAR'S WORST CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

[NorthwindJME]

 

As we all know Rockstar Games have, based on public opinion gleaned here in these very forums, committed many atrocities.

 

While *some* would say "Rockstar have created a really amazing Online experience. They have provided us with many options and in the short 6 months since Online went live they have managed to patch just about every issue while also provided constant updates included new vehicles, missions and clothing which we'd have murdered for back in GTA IV. Further, gamers are known to be some of the most loyal and involved customers but also the most likely to complain. All the issues we have in the United States of America, with crappy corporations of every sort yet EA was the worst company in America three years running? LMAO. Rockstar has not only provided the greatest open world ever in any game but we are only just breaching the possibilities! Wait till Heists and a content based DLC or two come out, then complain."

 

To this I would say NO!

 

Rockstar have committed CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

 

Did you see that one time they nerfed that one payout?

 

Or how they STOLE our beloved Rat Loaders and made us wait MONTHS for new ones?

 

Do you notice how no matter how much $$ you make in the game you can never turn that into real life $$???

 

Finally, and this is the most damning piece of evidence to back my theory that their true intent is evil -

Don't you think that trying to make us move into high priced apartments then providing us with needles SECOND apartments seems just a little bit too much like the Subprime Mortgage Fallout of recent years?

 

Facts are facts.

 

tl;dr - f*ck you lazy pricks learn to read.

Do some research. This is something community has been ASKING FOR! Many of us are car collectors and a singe 10 car garage is not enough. Solution (for now) a second property. Do you need to buy one? No you don't, and non car collector will not for that reason.

[NegSpec13]

 

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

It was sarcasm aimed at those who do nothing but bitch and whine about anything to do with this game.

 

Sarcasm is something I am well versed in, trust me. However, there is a vast difference between sarcasm and being DRAMATIC to achieve your point.

[iddqdvie]

kids DIE(!) while knitting my not yet purchased clothes, harvesting my coffee, essembling my phone...

half of the planet holds the other half as modern slaves....
and u FUKKIN talk about crimes against humanity? what world are u living in ?? can i punch your face? please!

 

 

this GAME is better than all the other games, even though its FAR from perfect, even with freezes, bugs and cashcards.

its always dumb people who complain about every sh*t, just because they have no idea about anything.

[Tobey Marshall]

Poe's Law is in full effect.

[JohnGazman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-24oncXkpQg

 

John, Chris. I'll leave this to you.

[SuperJude™]

OP gets tank griefed all the time (seeing how tanks is the only word in all caps). this is a biased poll and i will not waste time in participating in it

 

 

 

Never assume.

[Vec]

 

Like...you are exaggerating things...A LOT.

 

Crime against humanity? A game? Really?

Edited April 9, 2014 by Vec

[Jlogano22]

I'd say their biggest crime is the whole you can't take and store any fancy cars...it's grand theft auto for f*cks sake

[@Zephyrr!]

*Rockstar's worst crimes against humanity* Drama much!

 

Where is it??? *searches through the box*, damn it I know I've seen it here somewhere..... Ah I found it.

 

First world problems.

 

The decisions that R* have made that are considered as bad are no where near as bad as your topic / poll would suggest, especially when compared to real crimes against humanity.

 

 

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

 

 

 

Like...you are exaggerating things...A LOT.

 

Crime against humanity? A game? Really?

[NegSpec13]

Perhaps then, in future, those wishing to use sarcasm could find a less idiotic way to do so.

[Zondar]

Good poll OP. /thumbs up.

 

 

OP gets tank griefed all the time (seeing how tanks is the only word in all caps). this is a biased poll and i will not waste time in participating in it

 

 

 

Never assume.

Am I mistaken or is Quincy sitting behind a desk at the end of this clip?

[SuperJude™]

Perhaps then, in future, those wishing to use sarcasm could find a less idiotic way to do so.

It is a shame that your response to that which you do not comprehend is "bullying".

 

[NegSpec13]

 

OMFG I wish you were standing next to me so I could punch a hole through your fa**ot face.

 

Why does every one bitch and moan on this forum? It's a nice place for new info, and then you have little bitches who ruin everything.

More bullying.

 

NOW WITH VIOLENT THREATS AND HOMOPHOBIA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now thats some funny sarcasm, stick with it OP, you'll get there one day.

[sebcreed]

 

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

It was sarcasm aimed at those who do nothing but bitch and whine about anything to do with this game.

 

So you're saying OP is a hypocrite then, as he is quite essentially b*tching and whining.

[SuperJude™]

This is amazing!

 

 

 

Do some research. This is something community has been ASKING FOR!

 

 

YOU do some research.

 

People were also asking to take out loans that till then had only been available to those with better credit. This practice came to be known as Sub Prime lending. Which led to financial collapse. It's the same thing. How dare they offer us more garage space and another apartment, ultimately the entire system will COLLAPSE! Like in real life!

[coach_wargo]

 

Poe's Law is in full effect.

What is a Poe's Law?

 

 

I would tell you, but you should be able to find google on your own.

[barney1610]

Default mic settings, seriously......DEFAULT MIC SETTINGS!!!!

Why are there not more votes for DEFAULT MIC SETTINGS??

There should definitely be more votes for DEFAULT MIC SETTINGS!!

Why aren't you people voting for DEFAULT MIC SETTINGS!?

This poll is rigged

 

Just for that not only am I boycotting this thread, I'm boycotting R*!!

 

[SuperJude™]

Really. You don't even need to go to Google.com any longer, you just highlight, right click and choose "Search Google for".

 

***

 

I was thinking how sarcasm is simple, dumb and easy to comprehend while satire often goes right over the heads of many.

 

Then I realized I would have to explain what that meant so nevermind.

[OG_CHuckLeR]

Rockstar verified and this is a joke right... I lol'ed.

[98 in 1]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Even if you had put loljk at the very end, the joke still would have went over people's heads.

 

 

 

Anyway, it's gotta be Rockstar Verified and Class Action Lawsuit for me. f*ck melee only deathmatches, and races with more jumps in them than equestrian sports. I've got Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley on speed dial.

[TheNarrative]

I was expecting to see GTA IV listed as a possible crime against humanity. Oh well.

[coach_wargo]

Really. You don't even need to go to Google.com any longer, you just highlight, right click and choose "Search Google for".

 

***

 

I was thinking how sarcasm is simple, dumb and easy to comprehend while satire often goes right over the heads of many.

 

Then I realized I would have to explain what that meant so nevermind.

 

You mean Jonathan Swift didn't actually believe the Irish should cook and eat their children?

 

My whole world view has changed.

[We Are Ninja]

I approve of this thread.

Edited April 9, 2014 by We Are Ninja

[am30]

Yeah, Rockstar are right up there with Adolf Hitler.

[am30]

 

 

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

It was sarcasm aimed at those who do nothing but bitch and whine about anything to do with this game.

 

Sarcasm is something I am well versed in, trust me. However, there is a vast difference between sarcasm and being DRAMATIC to achieve your point.

 

 

It's meant to be sarcasm is it? I thought it was just plain stupid sensationalistic attention seeking bullcrap, but that's just my opinion.

[SuperJude™]

am30 you are so smart and high minded!

 

Though totally 100% full of sh*t.

 

You are from Scotland.

 

As is Rockstar North.

 

Hmmm....

[reiniat]

And the stats have talked!!!! THE MAJORITY IN THIS FORUM ARENT WHINERS!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SO?

 

(thumbs down for the OP for not noticing the horrendous Poe's Law case he was pulling)

Edited April 10, 2014 by reiniat

[SuperJude™]

reiniat - Poe's Law relates to things on the internet where the intent is unclear. My intent is absolutely 100% clear. Thumbs down for not discerning this.

[SnyderGuy]

 

[Johan]

If you exclude the amount of lazy patching they have done to avoid glitches that are quickly discovered minutes after every patch (I'm looking at you $$$ glitchers) and the fact that they keep tweaking the RP you earn and cash in different scenarios (sometimes to make it even more of a grind to make a 'living') they have been doing a "great" job I guess.

 

For those issues, all we can do is wait and hope Online stays alive enough to be good enough like they wanted it to be all along.