ROCKSTAR'S WORST CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

[SuperJude™]

As we all know Rockstar Games have, based on public opinion gleaned here in these very forums, committed many atrocities.

 

While *some* would say "Rockstar have created a really amazing Online experience. They have provided us with many options and in the short 6 months since Online went live they have managed to patch just about every issue while also provided constant updates included new vehicles, missions and clothing which we'd have murdered for back in GTA IV. Further, gamers are known to be some of the most loyal and involved customers but also the most likely to complain. All the issues we have in the United States of America, with crappy corporations of every sort yet EA was the worst company in America three years running? LMAO. Rockstar has not only provided the greatest open world ever in any game but we are only just breaching the possibilities! Wait till Heists and a content based DLC or two come out, then complain."

 

To this I would say NO!

 

Rockstar have committed CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

 

Did you see that one time they nerfed that one payout?

 

Or how they STOLE our beloved Rat Loaders and made us wait MONTHS for new ones?

 

Do you notice how no matter how much $$ you make in the game you can never turn that into real life $$???

 

Finally, and this is the most damning piece of evidence to back my theory that their true intent is evil - Don't you think that trying to make us move into high priced apartments then providing us with needles SECOND apartments seems just a little bit too much like the Subprime Mortgage Fallout of recent years?

 

Facts are facts.

 

tl;dr - f*ck you lazy pricks learn to read.

[DevoidLight]

Poe's Law is in full effect.

[Argonaut]

m8 dont mess hes killed fifty al quadea with just a 1mm pistol on his helicopter bet u couldnt do that

Edited April 9, 2014 by Argonaut

[SuperJude™]

Poe's Law is in full effect.

100% incorrect.

[AlexSniperBullet]

 

 

m8 dont mess hes killed fifty al quadea with just a 1mm pistol on his helicopter bet u couldnt do that

 

I could take on 3 pilots in ballad and iv while flying backwards and flying upside down

[Shaundi.]

I was hoping for something really serious.. But no. I am disappoint.

Edited April 9, 2014 by ZeusMowat_278

[ells144]

I am sorry but no jetpack is the worst I mean who doesn't want a Jet Pack. Also you forgot to add a heists option in there

Edited April 9, 2014 by ells144

[PG.]

Cutting $$ and RP

[Racer__X]

I want to select multiple things in that poll haha..

 

I'd say the freezing and cutting away all the money messed me up the most, and nope, we can't do a damn thing about it

[Vehicles]

Poe's Law is in full effect.

What is a Poe's Law?

[Argonaut]

 

 

 

m8 dont mess hes killed fifty al quadea with just a 1mm pistol on his helicopter bet u couldnt do that

 

I could take on 3 pilots in ballad and iv while flying backwards and flying upside down

 

woah..sh*t.. m8 probs dont even use gunnars or mountain jew #imbetterwiththejewonmyside

[senormidget]

I'm boycotting gaming altogether until we get the Jetpack.

 

Yep, even Connect 4.

[@Zephyrr!]

Where is autoaim? And where is Machine Gun?

[codename_duchess]

 

Poe's Law is in full effect.

What is a Poe's Law?

 

Forget Poe's law, it's all about Tucker's law hahahaha

 

 

[wanes]

Biggest crime here is the thread title.

[SuperJude™]

I was hoping for something really serious.. But no. I am disappointed

There are those who would say using humor can be a very effective method of proving a point.

[AWEMYGOD]

tl;dr - f*ck you lazy pricks learn to read.

 

I can read very well - I just choose not to.

[marco-polo]

 

Haven't seen this since 08 lol.

 

I'd say shark cards and class action suit, just because.

[dedeto]

Rockstar Verified - Hope for the best

[Dottie]

OP gets tank griefed all the time (seeing how tanks is the only word in all caps). this is a biased poll and i will not waste time in participating in it

[AlexSniperBullet]

 

 

Haven't seen this since 08 lol.

 

I'd say shark cards and class action suit, just because.

 

lol

[PG.]

Rockstar Verified - Hope for the best

[NorthwindJME]

*Rockstar's worst crimes against humanity* Drama much!

 

Where is it??? *searches through the box*, damn it I know I've seen it here somewhere..... Ah I found it.

 

First world problems.

 

The decisions that R* have made that are considered as bad are no where near as bad as your topic / poll would suggest, especially when compared to real crimes against humanity.

[senormidget]

Their biggest mistake was not hiring Scubadave to verify everything.

[Gforce]

life sucks and we never get our way, shut up, build yourself a bridge and get over it, because that's just the way it is.

 

[PG.]

Their biggest mistake was not hiring Scubadave to verify everything.

[Coin]

Poe's Law is in full effect.

 

This is very much the case.

[NegSpec13]

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

[BigBiff]

They have issues, it's not perfect, but they are still a baby in this aspect of games and I think they are doing well learning on the job.

[KimberJane]

"Crimes against Humanity"? "Atrocities"? We are talking about a video game here, right? Or did I suddenly get transported to a country under the rule of a fascist dictator.

It was sarcasm aimed at those who do nothing but bitch and whine about anything to do with this game.