The Myth of the "Heist Car"

[K-ROSE]

Cracks me up everyone talking about putting Buffalo 2's and Exemplars in their garage for the "perfect 4-door heist car." As if (when heists ever come out in 2015) everyone won't be driving themselves in pink Entities and scatter their separate ways as soon as the money is collected.

 

"Oh wow, we should all use this guy's modded Buffalo. It has excellent consumer safety ratings, looks sleek, and travels at a moderately fast rate of speed for a 4-door sedan. This is perfect. I'll just sit here in the back. I totally trust you with my life, money, and RP in your hands! Let's go!"

 

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[SM1L3_B4_U_D13]

pretty useless thread...

[PG.]

I'll use my modded chrome tank with dollar rims and rapid fire

[Zwenkwiel]

you're right, if past experiences are anything to go on they'll probably blow up the buffalo before speeding off in their pink adder.

still it could be nice for crews or people who actually co-operate in game

[gtuned]

Buffalo and Exemplars? please.

 

[Soran Is On]

That's what a Granger is for.

[Gallioni]

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

[JohnGazman]

Cracks me up everyone talking about putting Buffalo 2's and Exemplars in their garage for the "perfect 4-door heist car." As if (when heists ever come out in 2015) everyone won't be driving themselves in pink Entities and scatter their separate ways as soon as the money is collected.

 

"Oh wow, we should all use this guy's modded Buffalo. It has excellent consumer safety ratings, looks sleek, and travels at a moderately fast rate of speed for a 4-door sedan. This is perfect. I'll just sit here in the back. I totally trust you with my life, money, and RP in your hands! Let's go!"

 

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Anyone using a Buffalo for Heists is a tad unimaginitve.

 

After all, you can get eight in a Granger, ten in a Barracks and a whopping sixteen in an Airport Bus.

 

I know what's going to be parked outside of my Heist location

[Synophrys]

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

Edited April 8, 2014 by Synophrys

[LonerStoner97]

Me and my crew will use the white van shown in the trailers

[LeperJones]

Faggios and bikes u lame azzes.

[The Angel King]

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

I hope you are joking The fact that anyone would be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.

[sash2k4plus]

Stretch limo

 

[Gallioni]

 

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

I hope you are joking The fact that anyone would be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.

 

But..but look at it! Its just majestic as f*ck

[Chm0]

heists ? where ?

[Gutslab]

the best Heist car would be an ambulance.

ask anyone in QOTD, they'll agree

[Dottie]

I'll use my modded chrome tank with dollar rims and rapid fire

you forgot yankton plates, white walls, and nos

[Grimase]

Got my Sultanready to go.

[The Angel King]

 

 

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

 

I hope you are joking The fact that anyone would be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.

 

But..but look at it! Its just majestic as f*ck

 

Sorry, I don't know what that means

[TexasToast712]

Pfft...I'm going old school. Rolling up in my Roosevelt dressed to the nines, tommy gun in hand.

[GranSnake]

Be more amusing when as part of the heist you need to use a specific vehicle, ie. stock van, and destroy it to eliminate evidence and complete the heist.

[Vec]

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

 

Isn't Lester unaviable while in a mission?

[Synophrys]

 

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

 

Isn't Lester unaviable while in a mission?

 

ssshhhhh....

[REVENGE777]

i got a black van. sh*t is perfect to pull off a robbery...

[Franceska]

Bitch I'll be rolling up in my pink jet

[darkwar854]

So you are mad that people want to play heists like they realistically would be? Ok, sure...

[vipprimo]

Barracks. Accept no substitute! lol

[WBaker]

With nearly 4k posts I can probably just stop writing new things altogether

 

 

It really depends on the mechanics of the heist. If a player dying loses a cut of the heist I'd rather see people split up than cram into one vehicle. If the driver gets gunned down it takes a moment for the passenger to slide over and if he dies those backseaters are sitting ducks.

 

So an entity or buzzard per two people.

 

Another vehicle that might come in handy if the cops arrive before you can run is the half million dollar roadblock (Bus).

[gorskiegangsta]

The myth of the usefulness of this thread..

 

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[AlexSniperBullet]

With nearly 4k posts I can probably just stop writing new things altogether

 

It really depends on the mechanics of the heist. If a player dying loses a cut of the heist I'd rather see people split up than cram into one vehicle. If the driver gets gunned down it takes a moment for the passenger to slide over and if he dies those backseaters are sitting ducks.

 

So an entity or buzzard per two people.

 

Another vehicle that might come in handy if the cops arrive before you can run is the half million dollar roadblock (Bus).

 

I'll be close to getting 4 k in a few days. i'm just based