Cutter De Blanc Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Nobody likes a half portion though. They could have done more with the minigame. It was like the people who designed it thought it was crap. REVENGE777 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Official General Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Why does everyone hate it? It's very fun to play IMO. True,I actually love doing it when playing as Michael aswell. @ Blood-Is-in-Diamond If GTA V had a sh*t-eating mini-game, you'd still love doing it. On topic.....I'd like to know what went through the heads of Rockstar's staff when they decided to leave out the real fun and interesting activities from previous GTAs and include this bullsh*t feature in GTA V. Really, I'd like to know. Luddite, GutterMouthPWG, Detective Phelps and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Nobody likes a half portion though. They could have done more with the minigame. It was like the people who designed it thought it was crap. Yeah. We should be able to call our realistic yoga instructor for some realistic yoga. After the realistic yoga, the Player can realistically drive a realistic car to a realistic steakhouse for some realistic steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Or... you know some of the more genuine suggestions in this topic (being able to do it with friends, some reward for it, ect) would've improved it too. Detective Phelps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Or... you know some of the more genuine suggestions in this topic (being able to do it with friends, some reward for it, ect) would've improved it too. There is a "reward". Mike get's his special ability bar filled. As for friends, Mike should be able to do yoga with Trevor, or Amanda, or both. I still stand on my comment about the yoga instructor, though. The fee will be $69 per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I've only done the yoga a few times, but it never raised the special bar for me, Mike's special starts out pretty high anyway. It may have already been maxed out by the time I unlocked Yoga. Driving fast and scoring headshots raises it way quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevorphilipjfry Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Wasn't there a theory going around that yoga was linked to the chilled mural lol, would be pretty funny of rockstar or1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racecarlock Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Yoga is the Bowling of GTA V. Some people like it, some people don't. I didn't really care for either activity. Detective Phelps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolfStarGames Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Yoga is a stupid waste of development work... Fortunately GTA V is a huge game with tons of things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitalist Communist Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Fortunately GTA V is a huge game with tons of things to do. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Good joke, some of you guys have the craziest sense of humour. Official General, REVENGE777 and GutterMouthPWG 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralt of Rivia Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) Fortunately GTA V is a huge game with tons of things to do. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Good joke, some of you guys have the craziest sense of humour. ...As proven here. Thanks for proving my point. Want to tell me how he's wrong? Edited April 8, 2014 by TheMasterfocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voggs Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) I did Yoga for 7 months or something, in real life, and I was happy to see it in this game, Did Somebody Say Yoga reminded me of my classes. I actually like it too, but I think it's needless in a GTA game, at least it should have been available for the three protagonists. Edited April 9, 2014 by Voggens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudX Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I did Yoga for 7 months or something, in real life, and I was happy to see it in this game, Did Somebody Say Yoga reminded me of my classes. I actually like it too, but I think it's needless in a GTA game, at least it should have been available for the three protagonists. A lot of things should've been added for all three protagonists. Like tennis. You may argue that Franklin is a "ghetto boy" who doesn't know how to play tennis, but he does become an upper class citizen, so that should've been available for him, too. Voggs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voggs Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I did Yoga for 7 months or something, in real life, and I was happy to see it in this game, Did Somebody Say Yoga reminded me of my classes. I actually like it too, but I think it's needless in a GTA game, at least it should have been available for the three protagonists. A lot of things should've been added for all three protagonists. Like tennis. You may argue that Franklin is a "ghetto boy" who doesn't know how to play tennis, but he does become an upper class citizen, so that should've been available for him, too. Yeah, I actually want to play Tennis as Frank. Some sound files suggest that he could play Tennis at some point of development, even Lamar, wich is another dumb decision made by R*. I think I read that in these forums a couple of months ago. krashr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niobium Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ok, there is no turning back now, I just got to say it: I love yoga! I finally told my family that I love yoga. You wanna know how they reacted? They hugged me. They accepted me. They hugged me really hard. They squeezed me. My father was hugging me from behind, and suddenly my mother makes me hold her ass up while sits down and starts sniffing my dick. No, I'm not a girl, I just have very long hair. So; Remember, if you love yoga, tell your parents, and you may end up in a big yoga-orgy with them. Voggs and Detective Phelps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Oh God, when did I do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Winthorpe Herrington Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Not a fan of the yoga. The golf and tennis are really high quality and nice but i'm not much of a tennis person. I would love it if they added a basketball mini game in future dlc. It would be great to be able to play down at the courts in families hood. Detective Phelps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Not a fan of the yoga. The golf and tennis are really high quality and nice but i'm not much of a tennis person. I would love it if they added a basketball mini game in future dlc. It would be great to be able to play down at the courts in families hood. Same here. I dislike yoga, but tennis and golf are fun. In online, the tennis always lags, and, sometimes, the ball teleports across the court. Online golf isn't that bad, but you can't use the caddy, unlike in SP. A basketball DLC would be great, if done right. It would be a good idea, considering that there is a basketball stadium in the game, the maze bank arena. Yoga was just terrible, but V is still great, overall (except the story). Sir Winthorpe Herrington 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I hope they come out with a yoga dlc complete with new outfits, routines and mats. GTA V: Mind, body and soul pack. Sounds too good to be true. or1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I hope they come out with a yoga dlc complete with new outfits, routines and mats. GTA V: Mind, body and soul pack. Sounds too good to be true. Only on GTA:Online. I can imagine the reaction to a DLC like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Official General Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Fortunately GTA V is a huge game with tons of things to do. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Good joke, some of you guys have the craziest sense of humour.I was gonna call out that joke too, you beat me to it Capitalist. Some of these guys sure got tons of comical talent! Algonquin Assassin and Detective Phelps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentrion Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I hope they come out with a yoga dlc complete with new outfits, routines and mats. GTA V: Mind, body and soul pack. Sounds too good to be true. I'd hate to see Yoga missions and an expansion in DLC. It'd be ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yoga is an absolute gaming disaster. Even when it was announced it was a met with well deserved scepticism and Rockstar did nothing to prove us wrong. Like zee said, maybe if it was used to increase some other power or skill but it doesn't. Take it out Rockstar, give us something useful. Detective Phelps 1 ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineboxFiller Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I thought it would be a fun interesting diversion like the golf or tennis, both of which are good detailed minigames. The quality and content of the Yoga minigame is so lacking that it feels like it was ripped out of another, much worse game and then copy-pasted onto a random spot on a mountain. Why does everyone hate it? It's very fun to play IMO. True,I actually love doing it when playing as Michael aswell. @ Blood-Is-in-Diamond If GTA V had a sh*t-eating mini-game, you'd still love doing it. On topic.....I'd like to know what went through the heads of Rockstar's staff when they decided to leave out the real fun and interesting activities from previous GTAs and include this bullsh*t feature in GTA V. Really, I'd like to know. I heard a list the other day that said that activities such as vigilante missions, pool, air hockey, basketball, qubed arcade machine, and some other stuff were all cut before release. I think it just goes to show that they weren't finished with the game but didn't want to delay it anymore. Probably why yoga only has two locations and doesn't have much to it either. It was probably just easy to throw into a couple spots while they quickly finished up the game to release it. Detective Phelps and Cutter De Blanc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceCityStalker Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I actually like yoga... .......said nobody ever since the beginning of space and time. Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yoga is Rockstar's way of insulting the intelligence of the GTA0 community, And it is very, very hard to find something insipid enough to be an insult to the intellectual capacity of the GTA0 community. So I guess Rockstar should at least be recognized for accomplishing that. Mister Pink 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben73 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yoga is the Bowling of GTA V. Some people like it, some people don't. I didn't really care for either activity. Nah, at least with bowling you can win. So you have something to aim for. Yoga on GTA V is just a chore. The yoga mission would of had to be the worse in the whole game, by miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowi Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yoga>Bowling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlord GTAV Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I think it was a bit of a waste when they could of put something else in its place like surfing or skating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I think it was a bit of a waste when they could of put something else in its place like surfing or skating It's not really a waste; yoga was developed for to be used in one story mission, only they allowed you to access it outside of that mission and in another location. So it wasn't instead of another sidemission, it was kind of an extra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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