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Really!?, this can only be a troll thread.

 

Seriously YOGA is the MOST useless minigame EVER in a GTA or any video game.

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I also like Yoga.. when attractive women are doing it. But midlife crisis Michael stretching and gyrating, I'll pass.

– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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Really!?, this can only be a troll thread. :barf:

Of course it is; it's a thread on an internet forum.

 

OT: Don't mind yoga either way. It's best played on Mount Gordo, because the risk of being mauled by a mountain lion adds a real element of danger.

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I also like Yoga.. when attractive women are doing it. But midlife crisis Michael stretching and gyrating, I'll pass.

 

I must be gay... :cry:

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I also like Yoga.. when attractive women are doing it. But midlife crisis Michael stretching and gyrating, I'll pass.

 

Agreed Raavi, I'm not keen on seeing a man in his forties doing stuff like that.

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Trevorphilipjfry

God I hate the yoga mini game, however would be really open for a pilates minigame in the next update!

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Yoga could've been a perfect way to put in some more entertaining dialogue between the protagonists.

 

Doing Yoga with all 3 of the guys would've been pretty funny. Each with their own unique reactions to all the various positions, along with banter between all three.

 

Real missed opportunity there. Same goes with Michael's therapist. Why can't M, F and T go to therapy together? Think of all the fun dialogue!

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Why does everyone hate it? It's very fun to play IMO.

 

It's not really playing, is it?

 

Pulling on your joystick whilst pressing buttons doesn't give any sense of pleasurable relief.

 

 

 

(I could have phrased that a little better...)

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XxX19Dude95XxX

Michael doesn't even like yoga ever find Amanda doing yoga she asks Michael to join her he like oh is that the time

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I liked it too, but I don't know why. Maybe because it gives a way for Michael to get away from everything that's happening around him.

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I like to do yoga put on my nice suit then go out and murder hookers.... it's important to be centered before embarking on a quest of sodomy and arson

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It's pretty much pointless but it can be ignored after that one mission and that drug trip sort of makes up for it. I bet when VI comes out though people will complain it was left out.

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I find it very boring and the controls are awkward. I never had high hopes for this minigame though, I mean it's yoga in a videogame, it was pretty much doomed from the start.

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I view Yoga in V as going to a great restaurant with one nasty item on the menu. It doesn't take away from the taste of the other food.

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Can this only be done with Michael? I never play with him (find him boring and his walking style is annoying). Don't ever see map icons for Trevor or Franklin?

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

It's a pointless feature, I don't do it. You can't even do it wherever you want so where's the fun in that?

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Can this only be done with Michael? I never play with him (find him boring and his walking style is annoying). Don't ever see map icons for Trevor or Franklin?

 

It's exclusive to Michael.

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I like it because it's a quick way to fill up Michael's special bar.

 

Wouldn't it have been nice if you could've done yoga to increase Michaels special bar capacity and max it out? Then Yoga may have actually had a purpose. But instead they make it so you increase it by driving fast in cars (same exact thing as franklins) or getting headshots. Kind of lame.

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Lock n' Stock

For me, it just feels like a pointless addition, especially when better activities could have been added.

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Why does everyone hate it? It's very fun to play IMO.

True,I actually love doing it when playing as Michael aswell.

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Detective Phelps

Did somebody say yoga?

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You know I love V but defending Yoga just makes us V fans look bad. It really is pointless.

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I view Yoga in V as going to a great restaurant with one nasty item on the menu. It doesn't take away from the taste of the other food.

Agreed. But certain people around here would try to have you believe it's the sole main course on the menu.

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Cutter De Blanc

I thought it would be a fun interesting diversion like the golf or tennis, both of which are good detailed minigames. The quality and content of the Yoga minigame is so lacking that it feels like it was ripped out of another, much worse game and then copy-pasted onto a random spot on a mountain.

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Ok, there is no turning back now, I just got to say it:

 

 

I love yoga!

 

 

I have always loved yoga. First time I told my friend, he got a little bit freaked out at first, but then he accepted it. He was the person that convinced me to tell my family too.

How the hell would my parents react? Knowing that their only son loves yoga. It would devastate them. My father would probably never be able to look me in the eyes again. I would probably have to sit in the end with "Bulimia Bill" at next Thanksgiving dinner..

 

 

After all these negative thoughts, I finally told my family that I love yoga.

 

You wanna know how they reacted?

 

 

They hugged me. They accepted me. They hugged me really hard. They squeezed me. My father was hugging me from behind, and suddenly my mother makes me hold her ass up while sits down and starts sniffing my dick.

 

 

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No, I'm not a girl, I just have very long hair.

 

 

 

 

So; Remember, if you love yoga, tell your parents, and you may end up in a big yoga-orgy with them.

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SingularSoul

I view Yoga in V as going to a great restaurant with one nasty item on the menu. It doesn't take away from the taste of the other food.

 

Truer words have yet to be spoken.

:cookie::cookie::cookie:

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I view Yoga in V as going to a great restaurant with one nasty item on the menu. It doesn't take away from the taste of the other food.

But what may be nasty to you. may be a delicacy to another. Take fried ants for example. Most people would think that it's nasty, but others still enjoy it.

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