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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

 

 

yeah you're right, no1 ever made any money before microtransactions /sarcasm

if you had actually read anything I wrote (all 3 lines of it, can be hard I know) you'd see that I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

as opposed to spoon feeding us useless free DLC crap while trying to rip us off with automatically generated 1's and 0's in the form of cash cards

0 investement 100% profit, makes sense of course if all you're interested in is filling the pockets of 2k's shareholders

but completely meaningless if you're just a gamer (well any gamer with half a brain that is)

 

ow and thanks for the compliment btw, I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the corporate world because I'd want to punch each and every one of those greedy f*ckers in the throat well before that

I have enough self worth and morality to not whore myself out like some corporate slave bitch!

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I would half the price of shark cards, prioritize game breaking problems like freezing over minor glitches. I would get the mission creator out despite the glitches it may have and how much it could be exploited. delete the code that is responsible for catch up, make free aim the default setting and nerf auto aim money rewards by 50%. Bring back the sp2mp method so my customers could have fun with cool vehicles like the big jumbo jet. Concentrated more on coop based activities and scrap any development of pvp activities that waste space in the cloud like capture mode. Change the voting system to make sure people know what their voting for, then slap the guy who thought it was a bad idea to have police vehicles in garages.

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I would ban Domislive. That's all.

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- fix all bugs before releasing any new content

 

- every few weeks shut down the servers for maintenance

 

- reward players excusive items for good behavior

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If I ran Rockstar, I would gather every person in GTA into a real life stadium and fight to the death. Whoever comes out last gets to pick what day heists come out in 2015.

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

 

 

yeah you're right, no1 ever made any money before microtransactions /sarcasm

if you had actually read anything I wrote (all 3 lines of it, can be hard I know) you'd see that I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

as opposed to spoon feeding us useless free DLC crap while trying to rip us off with automatically generated 1's and 0's in the form of cash cards

0 investement 100% profit, makes sense of course if all you're interested in is filling the pockets of 2k's shareholders

but completely meaningless if you're just a gamer (well any gamer with half a brain that is)

 

ow and thanks for the compliment btw, I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the corporate world because I'd want to punch each and every one of those greedy f*ckers in the throat well before that

I have enough self worth and morality to not whore myself out like some corporate slave bitch!

 

Alright I'm gonna take your theory into the real world tomorrow, gonna head to two places of business - in the morning I'm gonna goto McDonalds and tell them I want free food, afterall I spent way more than $60 in there in the past so now expect free food for life.

Then I'm gonna head over to an Adidas store and again demand something free because once again I've spent more than $60 on their products in the past.

Pretty sure that I will be heading home nothing though.

 

Useless DLC you say - hardly useless, each DLC has a use, so useless they're not.

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

 

 

yeah you're right, no1 ever made any money before microtransactions /sarcasm

if you had actually read anything I wrote (all 3 lines of it, can be hard I know) you'd see that I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

as opposed to spoon feeding us useless free DLC crap while trying to rip us off with automatically generated 1's and 0's in the form of cash cards

0 investement 100% profit, makes sense of course if all you're interested in is filling the pockets of 2k's shareholders

but completely meaningless if you're just a gamer (well any gamer with half a brain that is)

 

ow and thanks for the compliment btw, I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the corporate world because I'd want to punch each and every one of those greedy f*ckers in the throat well before that

I have enough self worth and morality to not whore myself out like some corporate slave bitch!

 

Alright I'm gonna take your theory into the real world tomorrow, gonna head to two places of business - in the morning I'm gonna goto McDonalds and tell them I want free food, afterall I spent way more than $60 in there in the past so now expect free food for life.

Then I'm gonna head over to an Adidas store and again demand something free because once again I've spent more than $60 on their products in the past.

Pretty sure that I will be heading home nothing though.

 

Useless DLC you say - hardly useless, each DLC has a use, so useless they're not.

 

 

WHAT PART OF PAID DLC DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? (damn man i've seen some dense people on here, but you might just take the proverbial cake)

I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

 

 

and yes useless DLC, or are you claiming the 6 or so cars and weapons we did get added a whole lot of replayability to the game?

it's f*cking horse armor (look it up)

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

 

 

yeah you're right, no1 ever made any money before microtransactions /sarcasm

if you had actually read anything I wrote (all 3 lines of it, can be hard I know) you'd see that I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

as opposed to spoon feeding us useless free DLC crap while trying to rip us off with automatically generated 1's and 0's in the form of cash cards

0 investement 100% profit, makes sense of course if all you're interested in is filling the pockets of 2k's shareholders

but completely meaningless if you're just a gamer (well any gamer with half a brain that is)

 

ow and thanks for the compliment btw, I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the corporate world because I'd want to punch each and every one of those greedy f*ckers in the throat well before that

I have enough self worth and morality to not whore myself out like some corporate slave bitch!

 

Alright I'm gonna take your theory into the real world tomorrow, gonna head to two places of business - in the morning I'm gonna goto McDonalds and tell them I want free food, afterall I spent way more than $60 in there in the past so now expect free food for life.

Then I'm gonna head over to an Adidas store and again demand something free because once again I've spent more than $60 on their products in the past.

Pretty sure that I will be heading home nothing though.

 

Useless DLC you say - hardly useless, each DLC has a use, so useless they're not.

 

 

WHAT PART OF PAID DLC DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? (damn man i've seen some dense people on here, but you might just take the proverbial cake)

I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

 

 

and yes useless DLC, or are you claiming the 6 or so cars and weapons we did get added a whole lot of replayability to the game?

it's f*cking horse armor (look it up)

 

 

So content creator and capture creator are useless DLC? I don't think I've ever seen someone complain and bitch so much about FREE content. No where does it say that you have to buy cash cards. They are an option for you to buy if you should so choose.

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LoA-Phantom

Lmao what's funny is all the non greedy people are the worst when you hand them any money so I can't buy half of what you all say. All the most successful games in the world have microtransactions hence why world of Warcraft and iPhone apps kill most games.

 

I would MUCH rather have optional cash cards and free dcl then no cash cards and paid dlc...how does that make any sense :s don't come on a thread about not complaining about rockstar and complain about rockstar lol they're a rich greedy corporations...so is everyone else...welcome to the real world.

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I love how you ask all those questions.... and then precede to answer them. Stupid people do that.

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

I would have never made everything so expensive or even considered cash cards.

 

Why? Because I would make games for the fans not my wallet.

 

Result- less people trying to find money glitches, nobody grinding the same missions just to buy a car mod or what ever, more people having fun while playing which means more people will spread the word for more initial purchases and more people coming back for newer versions in the future.

 

As it stands, I will NOT ever buy another gta game. The greedy wankers who own it at the moment have ruined it taking the game in a whole different direction compared to previous titles.

Another douche who clearly doesnt understand how business works!! Oh you really think it would create less glitchers - seriously? joker! People glitch because it's something they're not meant to do, so subconsciosly see it as a fight against the establishment - kinda like the 'dont press this button' - people press it because they can and it feels like a revolt.

Seem to work just fine with ALL (not just 1 to 4) the other gta games in the past.

 

Yeah people glitch to do things which shouldn't be able to be done however, did ANY other gta in the past need a glitch to have a free car or cash etc? I wouldn't care about normal glitches (gate launch etc)

Your a real moron if you think the original business plan didn't work.

It worked fine, rockstar and take2 have just got greedy.

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LoA-Phantom

I love how you ask all those questions.... and then precede to answer them. Stupid people do that.

We call that an ad hominen fallacy...good job you just proved that what you think doesn't matter

 

To the other guy, no because they couldn't find ways to make microtransactions work before so it was all about paid dlc then they discovered them and like any business not run by idiots incorporated them into their business model in order to make maximum profit from their product

 

Ps all the past gtas had glitches for money and cash lol they were just incorporated into the game as cheats via the menu and that's cause rockstar hadn't learned how to make people pay for them yet.

 

Nobody pays for offline money but they are more then willing to pay for extra stuff in online games once they become attached to their character and start identifying with him thinking he is really them...that is the point of online games

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

I would have never made everything so expensive or even considered cash cards.

 

Why? Because I would make games for the fans not my wallet.

 

Result- less people trying to find money glitches, nobody grinding the same missions just to buy a car mod or what ever, more people having fun while playing which means more people will spread the word for more initial purchases and more people coming back for newer versions in the future.

 

As it stands, I will NOT ever buy another gta game. The greedy wankers who own it at the moment have ruined it taking the game in a whole different direction compared to previous titles.

Another douche who clearly doesnt understand how business works!! Oh you really think it would create less glitchers - seriously? joker! People glitch because it's something they're not meant to do, so subconsciosly see it as a fight against the establishment - kinda like the 'dont press this button' - people press it because they can and it feels like a revolt.

Seem to work just fine with ALL (not just 1 to 4) the other gta games in the past.

 

Yeah people glitch to do things which shouldn't be able to be done however, did ANY other gta in the past need a glitch to have a free car or cash etc? I wouldn't care about normal glitches (gate launch etc)

Your a real moron if you think the original business plan didn't work.

It worked fine, rockstar and take2 have just got greedy.

 

 

see, this guy gets it.

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LoA maybe we should start the hate on you being retarded. Why they hell would you release a game of this magnitude that has not been beta tested. I have not the slightest idea in the world. You act like none of this is R*'s fault.

 

Out of the millions of copies sold, you don't expect one person to exploit a money duplication glitch, especially after the quick restart button was taken off of missions, and mission payouts were nerfed. F*ck that, it's a a video game about crime, that tells you Cash is King. Hold on one second while I laugh.

 

Wait I'm still laughing. I'm sorry you said this was a legitimate post?

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AceThaCreator

I would add these following things:

 

 

Jobs for 120+ rank that pay +50-100,000

Increase the survival payout to $50,000

Heists with payout of $250k-1million

Balance the mission payouts where if you die you get half and if you do most of the killing and completing objectives you get paid more

 

 

 

Add these house-

Duplex(davis)$30-60k

Condo(downtown los santos)$700,000+

Mansion(rockford hills)$1,000,000+

Trailers(sandy shores)$50,000+

Small homes(paleto bay)$75,000-200,000

 

 

Add these vehicles-

Voodoo(normal looking one)

Savana

Remington

Slamvan

Super gt($650,000)

Ncr-900($11,000)

Angel($15,000)

Freeway($13,000)

Hakuchou($12,000)

Streetfighter($8,000)

Yacht($2,000,000)

Lazer($2,500,000)

Hydra($5,000,000)

Hunter($1,250,000)

 

Casinos-

Poker

Blackjack

Wheel of fourtune

Slots

Pool

Craps

Roulette

Bingo

 

Open resturants-

Up-n-atom

Burger shot

Clucking bell

Taco bomb

Bean machine

 

Open nightclubs-

Tequi-la-la

Bahama

 

Player actions/moves-

Crouch

Prone

Clap

Wave

Peace sign

Dancing

Pointing

Yawn

Facepalm

Thumbs up/down

Bow down

 

Weapons-

Tear gas

Revolver

Knuckle duster

Katana

Switch blade

Kendo stick

Land mine(anti-tank weapon)

Heat seaking rocket launcher

Grenade attachment to assault rifles

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I would buy a monkey. Hasn't everyone always wanted a monkey?

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if i ran R* one thing is sure, cah cards would be a optional add-on, not something i'd try to force people into buying it.

 

overpriced stuff and the push for the cash card is the reason why people actively look for ways of glitching money.

 

lowering all the prices by 50% would reduce the amount of people glitching money as proper mission payouts would help people affort things they want without incurring into glitches.

 

like i always say the game is based around money but that doesnt justify the hyperinflation.

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mmm chocolate

If I ran Rockstar...

 

I would make it possible to leave your car running with the doors open for a fast getaway. (Still cant believe they took this out)

 

And I would bring back the option to 'snap-forward' my view when looking behind me in a car.

 

Make a replay option for missions in singleplayer when going for gold medals.

 

And a 'buy armor + restart' for contact missions online. (I know armor is so nerfed it doesnt do anything, but it would be nice to take a few extra bullets before i have to restart)

 

Scrap the Capture Creator. (Obvious waste of resources)

 

Thats all for now.

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Would you release all your ideas and dlc in 1 shot? No, I believe in agile programming which means I understand the iterative approach dealing with new things and plugging up issues before completing a project. You release everything now, you deal with every bug at once which is a daunting and maybe an impossible task. Not to mention, longevity is shot to sh*t.

 

Would you release anything big while your game was riddled with gliches and hacks? I would while working to fix the major issues first and dealing with aesthetics last. When gameplay shines, everything shines.

 

 

Would heists and new dlc make sense when everyone glitches money and hacks to get the newest sh*t the day it comes out then they're bored? Would heists matter to millionaire players? People would still want content. I understand getting rid of modded money, but at this point it's been 6 months, they should just release the heists. Since they got rid of most glitches that are quick and easy and modded cash, time to move on real content is now.

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I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

How would that work, exactly?

 

What I mean is, how would you do that without dedicated servers and rooms divvied up by people with the same DLC?

 

I mean it's different than Call of Duty right? It's an open sandbox that generates for all players in the session at once...where as with Call of Duty it will disable the ability to play certain maps if you don't have that DLC...

 

So logistically, how will that work without them splitting up the player base even more?

 

GTA 4 Online (from what I was told as I've never played) was not a random open world, but set up more like Call of Duty with separate little rooms or maps controlled by an OP who could decide if they wanted free aim or whatever else in that session.

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I'm sorry if you think it's illegitimate but rockstar is first and foremost a company, their number 1 goal is to make money so they can care less that less than 1% of their users are so distraught about cash cards especially since it doesn't stop anyone from playing.

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Oh i forgot the add new stations and new songs to the current stations to make the city of los santos feel like its evolving instead of feeling stuck in the present 2013 year.

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if I ran R* we'd have heists by now, that's for damn sure

also there'd be no cash card BS or free DLC nonsense

I'd do it properly like they did with gta 4!

Then you're an idiot, you'd never last 5 minutes in the corporate world. It's a business, what are they meant to do - employ people to keep developing stuff for us for FREE? Why would they throw 1000s and 1000s of dollars away like that each week?

 

 

yeah you're right, no1 ever made any money before microtransactions /sarcasm

if you had actually read anything I wrote (all 3 lines of it, can be hard I know) you'd see that I would favour a model similar to gta 4 where you would pay a certain amount of money for a sh*tload of new content worth buying

as opposed to spoon feeding us useless free DLC crap while trying to rip us off with automatically generated 1's and 0's in the form of cash cards

0 investement 100% profit, makes sense of course if all you're interested in is filling the pockets of 2k's shareholders

but completely meaningless if you're just a gamer (well any gamer with half a brain that is)

 

ow and thanks for the compliment btw, I wouldn't last 5 minutes in the corporate world because I'd want to punch each and every one of those greedy f*ckers in the throat well before that

I have enough self worth and morality to not whore myself out like some corporate slave bitch!

 

Don't dare to even think about being self employed then mate, just stop thinking. You have no idea how businesses and economies work.

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Solid Scorpion

If I ran R*, I'd keep telling people heist's were just around the corner, while secretly withholding them so I could play them by myself and bragg about it to everyone.

 

( ^ New conspiracy theory right there )

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Well, I would be rich as f*ck, so I would hire people to run the business while I go drink and f*ck some whores on a beautiful tropical island I would buy.

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I would kill Franklin.

Why not kill them all off and make lamar, martin, and gerald the three characters oh wait a minute....WTF IS A GERALD
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