Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand Groper17nz, thebazeman, backward_axis and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djmtt89000 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Dude... Are you on crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Dude... Are you on crack? No I'm just tryna run a juice stand and people keep f*ckin up mah orange ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Call the police and tell him why you are sad   Or.....  You're just on crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Call the police and tell him why you are sad Or..... You're just on crack Ain't nobody got Time fo dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Bath salts give me boners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smartpride Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Just leave your stand and come back the orange ball will be restored, problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REXX Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Dafuq?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redpoint Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand  Punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014  Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand Punctuation.Doesn't matter were on the f*cking internet Djmtt89000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014   Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand Punctuation. Doesn't matter were on the f*cking internet Unless... O_o grammar nazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 That was a long sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 I'm not writing a report for school do I have to f*ck a give for punctuation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Online Gamer Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I'm not writing a report for school do I have to f*ck a give for punctuationNo but the Third Grammar Reich gives a f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Â I'm not writing a report for school do I have to f*ck a give for punctuation No but the Third Grammar Reich gives a f*ck. And the I don't give a f*ck about grammar on the internet society doesnt give a f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Bro your threads are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuackinAColdOne Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Bath salts give me boners This is why I mentioned I can't ever take you seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Â Bath salts give me boners This is why I mentioned I can't ever take you seriously. Nobody can nobody does and my dick is a zombie now help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Online Gamer Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Bro RR is where da money at.. You makin chump change at a juice stand. I'll hook you up with my level 124 buddy, you make some dough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanSane Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I. Free. Giant. Orange. Balls. With. My. Golf. Club. Tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Bro RR is where da money at.. You makin chump change at a juice stand. I'll hook you up with my level 124 buddy, you make some dough! But I'm selling my blue berry human blood and heart chunks shake at a 0.0000000000000000001% discount was 1000$ but is now 999.99.9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanSane Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Â Bro RR is where da money at.. You makin chump change at a juice stand. I'll hook you up with my level 124 buddy, you make some dough! But I'm selling my blue berry human blood and heart chunks shake at a 0.0000000000000000001% discount was 1000$ but is now 999.99.9 Failing maths too, apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 10, 2014 Author Share Posted April 10, 2014 Â Â Bro RR is where da money at.. You makin chump change at a juice stand. I'll hook you up with my level 124 buddy, you make some dough! But I'm selling my blue berry human blood and heart chunks shake at a 0.0000000000000000001% discount was 1000$ but is now 999.99.9 Failing maths too, apparently... Ok so maybe it's $999.99.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999.999 dollars then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited)   Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand Punctuation. Doesn't matter were on the f*cking internet Okay he is right, grammar is important at some point.. We're not were'Doesnt matter we're (we are) People think like ' wtf dis nigga stoopid or nawh? We can never figure out what the person across the world thinks when he types a sentence, for instance 'We're can i buy slurpees' lol sounds weird, no? Edited April 10, 2014 by McBean007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalemc Posted April 10, 2014 Author Share Posted April 10, 2014 Â Â Â Seriously my broke ass moved from vice city to San Andreas to open up a juice stand to support myself and I think why not put a big f*ckin' orange ball on top of it then I one day open up the stand and I get my first customer and I was telling him about the juices I sell to people and then this asstwat comes in a vapid sandking xl and throws a c4at him and blows him up and throws more c4 at the ball on top of my stand and then he blows it off and it rolls down the hill and he chases it and I got a replacement ball the next day and it happened again and again and af*ckinggain goddamnit why am I cursed with such sh*t even to this day I t happens IT KEEPS HAPPENING and when I do party nights where I play this song on loop for24 hours and people come but all they do is get killed by some asshole and the ball rolls down the hill but you know what I'm gonna kill everyone I see that touches my big orange sexy ball and then ill juice them and sell them. Goodbye and remember to come by my juice stand Punctuation. Doesn't matter were on the f*cking internet Okay he is right, grammar is important at some point.. We're not were'Doesnt matter we're (we are) People think like ' wtf dis nigga stoopid or nawh? We can never figure out what the person across the world thinks when he types a sentence, for instance 'We're can i buy slurpees' lol sounds weird, no? And also the failing math part do I have to do math for a non serious quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle2014 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I work at the bar in sandy shores for fun sometimes and surprisingly people come in and I drop pisswasser for them and they don't kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arstdfyhujik Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I know that feel. I am cashier in a 24/7 and people rob the place at least once a week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebazeman Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 haha this is gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBaker Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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