Offical player rage thread.

[austintrain]

shame on you OP.

 

and that's official.

[Smokemadhaze]

 

Perfect timing to find this thread.

 

I was playing GTA Online last night and I was killing some kid over and over who sounded like he was between 10 and 12. He started screaming at me through his mic and then his mom came in the room and took his mic away from him and started screaming at me. I called her a terrible mother for letting such a young child play the game and told her that people worse than me are everywhere in GTA Online and will make the game terrible for others. She actually took my advice as I heard the kid scream "NOOOOOOOO!" in the background followed by it saying the player left. Oh good times.

One time, I was spawn killing this 12 year old, and he got mad and started cursing me out, his mother came in and and started questioning him, he said I was being a jerk and I had a tank to prove it, I ditched the tank in an alleyway and was just biking, then I told his mom that he was cursing me out cause I told him that he is too young for the game, he got is ass-whipped on the headset, then had it taken away till he was old enough to play it, I was dying in laughter

 

lol nice

[CatchMeTrolling]

Yes yes let the rage out

[Tali vas Normandy]

Perfect timing to find this thread.

 

I was playing GTA Online last night and I was killing some kid over and over who sounded like he was between 10 and 12. He started screaming at me through his mic and then his mom came in the room and took his mic away from him and started screaming at me. I called her a terrible mother for letting such a young child play the game and told her that people worse than me are everywhere in GTA Online and will make the game terrible for others. She actually took my advice as I heard the kid scream "NOOOOOOOO!" in the background followed by it saying the player left. Oh good times.

Sounds like you're doing gods work Mr_fail_at_GTA.

Two stars for you →★★

 

Edit: broken condom kid also gets 2 stars

→★★.

The less kids on gta

...the better.

Edited April 7, 2014 by tali vas Normandy

[CatchMeTrolling]

I get rage quits, rage insults, rage reports and have players try to rage kill me just to die over and over.

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

 

 

Also, Data beats Spocks ass everyday and twice on Sunday.

 

^This is sacrilege.

[DMadS]

I get rage quits, rage insults, rage reports and have players try to rage kill me just to die over and over.

 

much in common.

Edited April 8, 2014 by Rwande

[Jolly Swagman]

In GTAO people rage. Im sure you hear it all the time. My favorite was making a drunk firefighter (or so he claimed to be) literally scream at me at the top of his lungs in anger during a tank rampage. His wife came into the room and I could hear them fight about his screaming, it got physical and im pretty sure he hit her or at least pushed her to the ground and made her cry...good times. Still makes me laugh to this day, I have a cruel sense of humor.

 

Edit: No I dont like to abuse women. I just have a cruel sense of humor.

 

Tell us your rage story. Unless it's a rage story don't waste your time posting. I don't care what you think about me or this thread.

 

2nd edit: wow 30 comments and most of them are people raging at me. I just trolled all of you without even trying. I should put offical in front of all my posts from now on XD. Your anger amuses me. Keep on raging people. LOOOOOOL XD

 

Dont you love how the OP after getting called out for being a self-centered, unemphatic piece of sh*t then edits to say "errrrr, ammm, urrr I was trollng you. Yes that's it. I was really just trolling you all with my hilarious tales of domestic violence" ?

 

Bullsh*t OP

 

I have never seen star wars so I dont know who would win this Spock fight youre all talking about

Edited April 8, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[UnicornAssassin]

OP finds domestic violence funny. What a f*cking douche. You may as well just cancel your forum account right now, OP, because I doubt you'll manage to live this thread down.

Edited April 8, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[Masochron]

OP finds domestic violence funny. What a f*cking douche.

 

This.

 

If only the woman in the OP was his mother. I'd love to see how he'd react then.

Edited April 8, 2014 by Grottesca

[SmokeDat]

I'm not sure which is worse, this thread, or the fact that its been allowed to continue.

 

Sick sense of humor or not, physical abuse is not funny.

[Remote Six]

 

Also, Data beats Spocks ass everyday and twice on Sunday.

 

^This is sacrilege. Your evil Spock fanboyism both saddens and sickens me at the same time

[Remote Six]

 

OP finds domestic violence funny. What a f*cking douche.

If only the woman in the OP was his mother. I'd love to see how he'd react then.He would probably curl up in a ball, stick his thumb in his ass and start crying. Kids today aren't exactly known for being tough.

[Masochron]

RAAAAGE!!!!

 

RAAAGE!!!

[xInfamousRYANx]

I was killing a kid for being an idiot. Coing out to the top of the map to kill me while I was peacefully off roading. He started calling me names. The I asked where his parents were and he said "n**ga I grew up on the streets" I laughed and told him to go to bed. Then his mother was in the background telling him to goto bed and he told her to f*ck off and stop being a stupid b*tch c*nt. Well you can guess what happened next

[sD_Killer]

I had a guy on the mic saying he was going to kill my entire family and rape them in-front of me along with other numerous threats, the whole time i just kept on trolling him and egging him on only to her what sounded like his mom in the background freaking out at him for what he said then he just left the session i think his mom shut his console off really wish i recorded that now.

 

 

I never really rage i just laugh it off, but on the odd occasions when i do rage i always keep it to myself. Rather not give them the satisfaction of knowing im mad.

Edited April 8, 2014 by sD_Killer

[UnicornAssassin]

RAAAAGE!!!!

 

RAAAGE!!!

 

 

[Jolly Swagman]

 

RAAAAGE!!!!

 

RAAAGE!!!

 

 

 

That video used to scare me when I was a little kid.

[REVENGE777]

What's wrong with hitting women? A dude can get the hands. A bitch can too, I don't discriminate...

[Happy_Killstick]

What's wrong with hitting women? A dude can get the hands. A bitch can too, I don't discriminate...

 

[Jolly Swagman]

What's wrong with hitting women? A dude can get the hand. A bitch can too, I don't discriminate...

You must be quite the feminist. Your mother would be proud

Edited April 8, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[saintsrow]

GTA Forums need more people like the OP. Clearly he is trying for the Jack Reacher Memorial Chair for Warped Fiction.

 

 

I'm going to shamelessly re-post my humblebrag rage story that I have put in other threads. It's more true than the OP's story and more entertaining, I hope. I apologize profusely if you already read this.

 

 

Hey guys whats the coolest thing you've done in GTA Online?

I was minding my own business when a god modder came by and for no reason sticky-bombed my PV but I got away and sent him a text sayn he sucked like a hoover

So he called all his god modder wimp-ass friends i was in a session with 150 god modders and they were all tryna kill me so i grabbed my tank and sat on each one of them like 300 times until they all rage quit

But then one of them called the Boss god modder into the session and he was like the biggest god modder motherf*cker ever and he said he was gonna hack my permanent record and get me and all my descendents banned from planet earth forever

So i said f*ck it and i duped 100 tow trucks on his ass and that fried his console into a molten ball of plastic and vaporized the last mile of internet lines back to his sh*tty little hole where he lives

The current surge leaped over to his controller and caused the batteries inside to explode and it blew off both of his hands and disfigured his face permanently for life.Then I sent him a text that sed "gotcha prick." You shoulda heard him rage. It was music to my ears.

So anyway then I came over here to the GTA forums and made this post cause I just wondered whats the coolest thing you guys ever done in GTA ONline i'm just asking cause i'm rly interested to know so yeah

[Ezza.]

Hey OP, you find domestic violence funny?

 

I hope you step on a LEGO

 

And then that Lego Beats your ass

Edited April 8, 2014 by EZza2647

[Masochron]

 

What's wrong with hitting women? A dude can get the hands. A bitch can too, I don't discriminate...

 

 

 

Depends on the person. Just don't complain when you receive an auto-shotgun blast to the face.

[AlexSniperBullet]

Oh yes. this is a long story but i'll make it short. so some kid got involved with my issue between me and a player who was using cheap weapons. Kid started to talk sh*t saying how i sucked and complained. like dude how about you come down here and see whos really garbage. the player was using bombs and sh*t because he got whacked. after all that.

 

he kept talking sh*t to me and i talked back and put him down.

Then some random sent me some stupid message he shouldn't have sent in the first place. i told him off.

and the next day i meet the same kid. talking how i treat women badly. and threaten em so i figured it was that random person. who is likely a woman and was his mother. like really? how the f*ck would i know that was your mother in the first place. shes the one sending me trash messages. LOL. then i went further and asked him if he and his mother live together or close. he said yes. then i checked the list of connected IP addresses on my system and realized there were no dup ips or similar ones in my logs. so it was obvious he was lying. . so me and proshot booted him offline. never seen the kid again.

Edited April 8, 2014 by AlexSniperBullet

[UnicornAssassin]

i checked the list of connected IP addresses on my system and realized there were no dup ips or similar ones in my logs. so it was obvious he was lying. . so me and proshot booted him offline.

 

This never happened.

Edited April 8, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[AlexSniperBullet]

 

i checked the list of connected IP addresses on my system and realized there were no dup ips or similar ones in my logs. so it was obvious he was lying. . so me and proshot booted him offline.

 

This never happened.

 

I can show you the messages if you wish.

[UnicornAssassin]

 

 

i checked the list of connected IP addresses on my system and realized there were no dup ips or similar ones in my logs. so it was obvious he was lying. . so me and proshot booted him offline.

 

This never happened.

 

I can show you the messages if you wish.

 

 

No, I mean the part about listing IP addresses connected to the server instance.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

OP

 

please leave and never come back

[Vehicles]

I once know a funny little guy.He played a team deathmatch and the enemy team eat his avatar alive.He saw hisdaughter behind him and swing an axe into her head and eat her alive.He was banned and sent to nowhere land where all people with dick pics rape him repeatedly.

 

inb4JackReacher

#ripjackreacher.