Signs you play GTAO too much

[egomaniac247]

Allow me to get the ball rolling ...

 

1. You hear sirens in your head for hours after playing.

 

2. When you're driving IRL you have to make a conscious effort to not take a short cut through the field or hill on your right.

[Misanthrope Z]

when you see a dodge charger and think it's a buffalo

[Arya35]

When you see a range rover or jaguar xf and want to steal it for $9000.

[k2x]

When you see a cop car and feel the urge to blow it up.

[ExtremeTorque]

When you havent been out for days..??

Edited April 6, 2014 by psycho_realm747

[Is this The Guy?]

When you nearly head out to work without pants on because you just spent the last 12 hours or so playing gta online with no pants on

[egomaniac247]

How about when you're driving along and see a hillside and expect to see a man in a suit jacket holding a rifle while jumping and rolling across the countryside.

Edited April 6, 2014 by egomaniac247

[Sean O'God]

when you see a dodge charger and think it's a buffalo

Everyday on my way to school, I see a newest-generation white Dodge Charger. I always think to myself, "He's driving Franklin's Buffalo."

[Ninjambie]

3. Search

[RAEME 83B]

You see an Armaguard van and wonder how many stickies you have.

[CaliMeatWagon]

When your playing Minecraft and you hit x to roll away from a creeper.

 

When your playing Battlefield and you dump your flares instead of turning the jet.

[livejoker]

When you do the jerk motion in public. That lady didn't approve of what I was doing.

[Aquaticwonder]

I often call IRL cars by their GTA names.

Edited April 6, 2014 by Aquaticwonder

[Zondar]

You know you've been playing to long when you're TV threatens to switch itself off in 5 minutes.

[A Parked Car]

When your console constantly freezes every time you go online because you fried it from racking up too much play time in a short period of time and proceed to blame patch 1.11

[Nenzo]

When you go to your local shop and ask for a pack of Redwoods and some P's and Q's?

[am30]

When you do the jerk motion in public. That lady didn't approve of what I was doing.

 

Thrusting doesn't go down too well either.......

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

When you're looking for Oracles and Felon GT's in the Walmart parking lot.

[Commander S]

When you're watching footage of Los Angeles in a TV show or movie, and think "hey - that's Alta Street...



...and hey - there's my house!"


That, and I really need to start re-training myself to recognise actual, real-life car manufacturers again - just this afternoon on the way home from work, I spotted an Ocelot Jackal and an F620 a Jaguar XF and an XK X150 (see - bad habit, there...)

[vipprimo]

Yea, you play to much to search the forum for 7 other instances of posts that say, "when you know you've played to much GTA."

[withonion]

When you wake up from a dream and realize you were in GTAO.

[livejoker]

When you pass by an army base and try to find the best approach to steal a jet.

When you walk into a clothing store and try everything on to see if it looks good on you before buying something.

When you have the cops on you and are trying to find a contact in your phone called Lester.

When you're parachuting and try to pass through imaginary rings.

When you're driving a sports car and are thinking of climbing a mountain with it.

When you go to a store and scream at the clerk to put your stuff in a bag faster.

[Shadow_Titan17]

Hit a prostitute with a baseball bat.

[Art:Vandelay]

When you make your irl car chrome

[Reedseed12345]

Take a picture of your car irl and tell your friend you sent a pic on snapmatic

[Reedseed12345]

When you're watching footage of Los Angeles in a TV show or movie, and think "hey - that's Alta Street...

 

 

 

...and hey - there's my house!"

 

 

That, and I really need to start re-training myself to recognise actual, real-life car manufacturers again - just this afternoon on the way home from work, I spotted an Ocelot Jackal and an F620 a Jaguar XF and an XK X150 (see - bad habit, there...)

you take the cake

[Bozzah]

when you hit someone and want to go in passive mode so he cannot get revenge on you

[I3AZZAI2]

It makes you consider taking a photography class

[El Tigre]

You often go around with an assault rifle killing people

[LonerStoner97]

You know you've been playing to long when you're TV threatens to switch itself off in 5 minutes.

THIS,