Favorite/Least Favorite Advertisements?

[LPGTAO]

My favorite would be "sex addiction" but there are lots of good ones. "Everyone's talking about it, nobody knows what it is. Finally you can blame all your personal problems on an addiction that doesn't exist."

 

My least favorite would be "serious cougar." Gross.

 

What about you??

[FlatsTheButtKicker]

Least favorite is deffently the Shark Card(Cash Cards) advertisements on the radio

While my most favorite is the Beer Commercial on the television, i forget which company (i think its patriot?) but its by far the best one

[RAS_ZeroZ]

I really like the one about bringing back prohibition.. "This country is a pile of dog sh*t"

[Ezza.]

"Cock-a-doodle-doo we're a huge corporation" "Cock-a-doodle-doo-and we can't be stuffed" "All you protestors can go to HEEEeeeEEEl, it's time for cluckin Bell" - GTA SA

 

None of the V ones match that , except for the wacky Redwood Cigarettes ad mentioned by FlatsTheButtKicker

[The Spook]

FLY US!

 

Sit back, relax, and shut up!

[RichyBeats]

When there's a dude talking about flavoured drugs "cheese cake cocaine"

It's funny how candid they can be whilst talking about crack haha!

[The Spook]

Chains of Intimacy.

 

Proof that if you spend enough money on a woman, she'll let you piss on her.

[Judicious 7]

I like the one about the LS Benders and the European soccer crowds.

 

"WHO'S THE WANKER IN THE BLACK?!!!"

 

"YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR F***IN' HEAD KICKED IN!"

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Pißwasser is my favorite one and I quote, "f*ck the Dutch!" My fav line from that commercial

 

I don't think there's any I dislike as they're all good/funny

[RDT33]

Pißwasser is my favorite one and I quote, "f*ck the Dutch!" My fav line from that commercial

 

I don't think there's any I dislike as they're all good/funny

"YEAHHHH we're gonna keep them illegals ouuuuuuttt!"

Edited April 5, 2014 by RDT33

[G37]

What I've been looking for for a while and haven't found is a nice compilation (can be in segments or video/audio file) of GTA 5's radio commercials. I've found some tidbits of like 4-5 but that's it.

Edited April 5, 2014 by G37

[Reconified]

Prop 208, Medical cocaine.

[CReaper210]

I don't remember all of them. I laugh every time I hear the FLOW commercial.

And medical cocaine LOL!

And there is the trailer for that monkey movie when you go to see a film at the theater. LMAO!

 

I don't really have a least favorite one, they're all pretty funny.

Edited April 5, 2014 by CReaper210

[ChrilLe]

The Jock Cranley advertisement. Though he sounds like a dick, I'll still vote for him!

 

Edited April 5, 2014 by ChrilLe

[Tupiz]

Not really sure about the Dude Eat Dog thing. Or certainly I do not like the cash card advertisements.

[LPGTAO]

"Cock-a-doodle-doo we're a huge corporation" "Cock-a-doodle-doo-and we can't be stuffed" "All you protestors can go to HEEEeeeEEEl, it's time for cluckin Bell" - GTA SA

 

None of the V ones match that , except for the wacky Redwood Cigarettes ad mentioned by FlatsTheButtKicker

I agree San Andreas has great ads. My favorite, probably popular on here, was the "Do it Yourself Sexual Realignment Kit" - Go from Brad to Brenda and surprise your friends! Comes with tourniquet, rusty knife, and 37 pounds of estrogen.

[Fail_At_GTA]

You don't want a cougar?

[Biohazard Abyss]

Pisswasser is the absolute best.

 

My crew even mimicked the part with the dude giving the finger on the rusty tractor, at the same exact house in the commercial

 

 

 

We just used different cars on the sides, lol

Edited April 5, 2014 by Biohazard Abyss

[smokingndriving]

Favorite is the cloud advertisement, surprised that hasn't been mentioned.

 

Least favorite is probably either the Cougar ad or cash cards.

[LPGTAO]

You don't want a cougar?

I draw the line at making fun of elderly women with dementia.

 

Also, regarding my post above, I wish they'd bring back Transfender body swap shop instead of boring LSC - "put your trannies in the shop" lol

[ryan_J]

I like the cloud advert, I don't really have a least favourite though.

A little of topic but I've come to hate 'Big Boy' the radio presenter of Radio Los Santos, every time he speaks I die a little inside. I liked him at first but he just pisses me off now, does anyone think that radio stations in IV had much more longevity before they got to the point of being annoying, I could listen to IV stations for hours on end and even once they got annoying change the station for a while and it wasn't annoying when you changed it back! Once a station got annoying in V is kind of stayed annoying forever. The only station I could listen to in V consistently for hours in The Low Down.

[Deadly Aviator]

The Pisswasser and Flow adverts are my favorite

 

I dislike the serious cougar and grand senora desert adverts

 

IMO they should really decrease the frequency of adverts though, they really get on my nerves and I usually just switch station when one comes on

[Sir Michael]

Pißwasser is my favorite one and I quote, "f*ck the Dutch!" My fav line from that commercial

 

I don't think there's any I dislike as they're all good/funny

The T.V commercial is equally awesome. (:

 

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

 

Pißwasser is my favorite one and I quote, "f*ck the Dutch!" My fav line from that commercial

I don't think there's any I dislike as they're all good/funny

 

The T.V commercial is equally awesome. (:

-snip-

It's been a while since I watched that tv commercial. Lol'd at the naked dude who was running towards that pig Lord knows what happens next....

[Happy_Killstick]

Pisswasser's the best

[codename_duchess]

The ad about the San Andreas lottery always makes me laugh. Especially the guy talking about his "sex tour' and how he'll be "tearing up ass globally".

Funny stuff

[Ezza.]

Come to think of it, My favorite in V is the didgi-farm adds and their spinoffs

 

"from the makers of didgi-farm it's didgi-factory farm!"

 

"I just slaughtered 10 000 cows, Die you Cows!"

[LightningLord]

I love that one Cloud Ad. "Oooh! The cloud is the answer to everything! Even though it's s**t. Upgrade. To The Cloud! (whispers: the cloud!)"

Plus the San Andreas Water Ad. "THERE IS NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A SLOW MOVING WINDMILL. IT CAN KILL. Just let all the animals breathe in car toxins."

 

 

I hate that stupid cougar ad. It's s**t.

Edited April 6, 2014 by LightningLord411

[xInfamousRYANx]

Faves righteous slaughter and hitting kids works wonders. "Please water bore me sir" also I like pisswasser and logger. San andreas water and power.

 

Hate

Serious cougar

Egochaser

Shark cards

I like kenny loggins comment about sailing into the sunset and how you have to travel very fast."that would be a very fast yacht. You lucky lucky person. You've got a sunset to catch."

[SFBryan18]

This one: