How Would You React If...

[SoggyLuke]

While randomly thinking about future updates for GTA i got thinking about heists. Now we all know how many people want heists so bad, what with the same threads about them on rotation constantly on here, clicking on a status from Rockstar on Facebook and knowing that the first comment will say "Heistz plz", threats to quit and sell GTA if they don't release heists etc etc the list goes on.

 

Now imagine if Rockstar were to cancel them for no apparent reason.. How would you react??

For me personally i couldn't give a sh*t because i bought GTA for GTA and not mainly for heists like some people seem to have done. To me heists are over-hyped and i think there's most likely going to be a guaranteed let down for people because of the delay.

I would personally find it hilarious to see all the butthurt and death threats to Rockstar if they cancelled heists, how would you react?

[KatieTheCookie]

I would eat a cookie

[livejoker]

I got two issues with you here.

First off, a topic title that is a sentence but the thread starts with another sentence is confusing. I read the title and then you finish that sentence in your thread.

Second, this has been asked so many times. What if heists were cancelled? OH NOEZ!
You're not the first genius to think about this intelligent ruse.

I'd probably be more pissed about people making threads saying, "told you heists would be cancelled".

[wanes]

Death threats...... what are we ? some cod kids lmfao.

[J_Villasenor]

I would eat a cookie

10/10 answer over there.

[Misanthrope Z]

Death threats...... what are we ? some cod kids lmfao.

AKA about 95% of GTAO

[Zoobz]

Honestly don't care if they do or don't arrive at this point.

[AGiganticLlama]

I would eat a cookie

[SoggyLuke]

I got two issues with you here.

 

First off, a topic title that is a sentence but the thread starts with another sentence is confusing. I read the title and then you finish that sentence in your thread.

 

Second, this has been asked so many times. What if heists were cancelled? OH NOEZ!

You're not the first genius to think about this intelligent ruse.

 

I'd probably be more pissed about people making threads saying, "told you heists would be cancelled".

f*ck me if all it takes to be classed as a genius is a thread that's been posted before then i might have to do this more often

 

Oh and yes i may have technically answered the "question" in my OP but that was with my own view on it which i later went on to ask for other peoples views. As for the title itself; yes its technically a question but it doesn't take an intelligent person to know that the this is an informal forum of which is full of hundreds of similarly laid out threads using "..." as a way to end their title.

 

Stop spending your nights on here looking to nitpick at small things in threads. I passed my English at school years ago and i certainly don't feel the need to be 100% with my posts and sentence structures. Starting to wonder why i even bother with this section of GTAForums.

Edited April 4, 2014 by SoggyLuke

[MookStunna]

If they didn't release them, I guess I would have to actually spend time doing Story Mode.

[ChrilLe]

some cod kids lmfao.

Must... not...illustrate!

 

[am30]

I couldn't care less if heists were cancelled.

[SoggyLuke]

If they didn't release them, I guess I would have to actually spend time doing Story Mode.

That's the best bit of the game haha

[livejoker]

 

I got two issues with you here.

 

First off, a topic title that is a sentence but the thread starts with another sentence is confusing. I read the title and then you finish that sentence in your thread.

 

Second, this has been asked so many times. What if heists were cancelled? OH NOEZ!

You're not the first genius to think about this intelligent ruse.

 

I'd probably be more pissed about people making threads saying, "told you heists would be cancelled".

f*ck me if all it takes to be classed as a genius is a thread that's been posted before then i might have to do this more often

 

Oh and yes i may have technically answered the "question" in my OP but that was with my own view on it which i later went on to ask for other peoples views. As for the title itself; yes its technically a question but it doesn't take an intelligent person to know that the this is an informal forum of which is full of hundreds of similarly laid out threads using "..." as a way to end their title.

 

Stop spending your nights on here looking to nitpick at small things in threads. I passed my English at school years ago and i certainly don't feel the need to be 100% with my posts and sentence structures. Starting to wonder why i even bother with this section of GTAForums.

 

I'm usually not a prick, you can actually look at my posts around the forum and notice I post thoughtful and on-topic responses when everyone else is f*cking about. A small search of the first 2 pages of this forum would of shown you what you wanted: tons and tons of heists topics.

 

I'll be constructive, though, seeing you'r such a good sport...

If R* posted to their newswire that heists are somehow impossible now because of the structure of GTA:O, or even limited to 4 players and must have its own little menu so it's not technically in the online category, I would flip my sh*t. I would lose some faith in R* not delivering, especially after they showed gameplay of it (Online launch trailer). I'm sure they would compensate by releasing a free DLC of some sort. How big of a compensation? Not sure but R* always make kick-ass DLC. Everyone has this image in their head on what the heists are going to be. Some are waiting on the sidelines, awaiting this train wreck while others are itching for them to the point of having vehicles and suits for it. Me? I'm just waiting on what the payout is. I'll gladly take a $40,000 bank job that takes 6 minutes or less over Rooftop Rumble.

[CarimboHanky]

you want to know what i would do if heist are cancelled...

 

i'd turn on my ps3 and log into gtao...

 

business as usual!

[Zwenkwiel]

dno probably throw a hissy fit before complaining about it on the internet

that is what you wanted to hear right?

[hugh750]

I got two issues with you here.

 

First off, a topic title that is a sentence but the thread starts with another sentence is confusing. I read the title and then you finish that sentence in your thread.

 

Second, this has been asked so many times. What if heists were cancelled? OH NOEZ!

You're not the first genius to think about this intelligent ruse.

 

I'd probably be more pissed about people making threads saying, "told you heists would be cancelled".

i know i've made one or two "what would you do" threads involving heists dlc.

i would likely ether quit playing gta 5 or trade it in at our local gamestop.

[Darth_Rob]

I'm kind of a lone wolf. Survival matches are as cooperative as I'll get. So I probably won't be playing heists anyway.

 

But having that useless extra room in the apartment with a big blank wall would irritate the crap out of me.

Edited April 4, 2014 by Darth_Rob

[AlienTwo]

I would eat a cookie

I would make sure mine had plenty of THC in it, though.

[Gallioni]

I'd sh*t bricks

Edited April 4, 2014 by Gallioni Pepperoni

[I3AZZAI2]

I'd giggle a bit at everybody raging and be a little sad on my own due to lost faith in R* being able to keep their promises. Then I'd keep playing as heists aren't really up there on my priority list.

[Choppers]

Who still cares about heists?

 

I just want new stuff to play with.

[Upggrade]

I wouldn't notice.

[UtterTehSEAL]

I've read some dumb posts before but this really takes it. I'm not sure what did it but reading this really wanted me to just say "Drink bleach OP, please."

 

So you know congrats I guess.

[SolidSnails]

Id probably continue with asshole comments towards everyone whos complaining nothing changes.

[Strikeslip]

... I would flip my sh*t. ...

I would flip livejoker's sh*t back to right-side-up. I wouldn't touch it, though. I'd use a spatula.

Edited April 4, 2014 by Strikeslip

[Fail_At_GTA]

I wouldn't really care. I've never been excited for heists or cared for them much at all and I don't even do missions or need money.

[am30]

I'm kind of a lone wolf. Survival matches are as cooperative as I'll get. So I probably won't be playing heists anyway.

 

 

So it's not just me that rolls this way. Glad to hear it at long last!

[livejoker]

 

... I would flip my sh*t. ...

I would flip livejoker's sh*t back to right-side-up. I wouldn't touch it, though. I'd use a spatula.

 

Sad to say but flipping my sh*t is more of a reality than heists, even if they're announced.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were not given an exact date so people don't know when they're coming or push them back to the start of summer or something.

[am30]

Clarke Gable summed it up best.....