Ferocious Banger Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Â Lahore: In a bizarre incident, a nine-month-old Pakistani boy has been booked for attempted murder by attacking a police team here. Musa was produced in court where Additional District and Sessions Judge Rafaqat Ali granted bail to the minor till April 12 and directed the police to "record his statement". Police arrested Musa and his father Ahmed in an attempted murder case by attacking police team during raids in Muslim Town, Lahore and produced them in court. Counsel for the accused, Irfan Tarar, said the minor would again be produced in the court during the next hearing. "The bail of the minor will be confirmed once the police declare him innocent," he said. Senior Superintendent of Police Rana Jabbar said there had been misunderstanding on the part of police to book the minor in the case. He said he had suspended Sub-Inspector Kashif Ahmed for registering the case against the child. The child's father said police had registered a fake case against him, his son and 25 others. "Our crime is that we had protested against non-availability of electricity in our locality," he said and urged authorities concerned to quash the FIR. What...the...f*ck? Â Source: http://www.mid-day.com/articles/bizarre-9-month-old-booked-for-murder-in-pakistan/15203088#sthash.eTzjQIlc.dpuf Edited April 4, 2014 by Ferocious Banger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 When are we going to let kids be kids again, man? *MURDOC*, THE GHETTO JEZUS, Moonshield and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a20characterusername Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Ay yi f*ckin yi  Still not as bad as women in Dubai who get arrested for being raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Oh Pakistan.. Â You and your uncivillized ways.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 This is just too silly! I'm picturing that scene from "Alice's Restaurant" where the prisoners ask Arlo what he's in for, and a wee little baby voice says "littering". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 The kid probably strangled the guy with his umbilical cord. Alex Wesker, Smith John, Ferocious Banger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Apparently the baby's name is Damien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkism Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Holy sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Banger Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 This needs to be highlighted several times over: "record his statement". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Bunyan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3MaN1 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Sounds like a typical plot for a South Park episode. Which basically means "WHAT THE f*ck." Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Well, what to say, ignorance and basic failure to see reality as it truly is in common sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Oh Pakistan.. Â You and your uncivillized ways.. Â What do you mean? Corruption like this is intrinsic in basic civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil ski Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I woke up early as f*ck this morning with only 2 hours of sleep and heading to formation at 0430am and this is the first thing I read when I got up. I thought to myself, I need some more sleep. lol232 and Abel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 What do you expect from a country that has death penalty for 'blasphemy' or senteces to prison childs after being accused of burning Koran pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I don't know whether to laugh, or laugh. Â This needs to be highlighted several times over: "record his statement". Good stuff, good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) What’s the big deal. Children have been criminals for centuries. And, it’s just the wheel of time repeating… children don’t have a developed sense of ‘right and wrong’. It isn’t natural. Honesty is a learned trait. When is a child expected to know right from wrong.  http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/03/30/baltimore-police-handcuff-arrest-4-children-under-age-10-at-their-school/ http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocking-child-crimewave-figures-revealed-2921094 http://mondoweiss.net/2013/10/children-military-occupation.html http://www.whitedot.org/issue/iss_story.asp?slug=sedentary%20kids   http://www.nidirect.gov.uk/if-your-child-is-arrested-and-charged  You don't think a Cop will arrest a child for no reason, right? Edited April 4, 2014 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 More on the story here: http://tribune.com.pk/story/691237/9-month-old-booked-for-attempted-murder  I really don't understand why they are trying the infant instead of, y'know, the grown ass adults who were also attacking the police officers? Assbackwards does not do this justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Cops take who they can catch. Ferocious Banger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) As long as he doesn't commit blasphemy against the Prophet(PBUH) the kid should be fine. Edited April 4, 2014 by Nipperkins RoadRunner71 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Â Oh Pakistan.. Â You and your uncivillized ways.. Â What do you mean? Corruption like this is intrinsic in basic civilization. Â I suppose you're right, It's just I've never seen it on the level of arresting infant children for being children.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_TREVALEV Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 It's the middle east. Where atheists are considered terrorists and where you get 40 virgins for flying planes into buildings. f*ck them. Niobium and TECHN9CiAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I would have killed the baby if i were the cop, and argue it was self deffense. Â Â Â (Anyone catch the south park reference? ) Â Â Anyway, this news story really makes me feel bad for the paki ppl, who gotta live under such stupid rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Well that's reality anyway, can't blame for their stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantz Fuchs Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 It's the middle east. Where atheists are considered terrorists and where you get 40 virgins for flying planes into buildings. f*ck them.  Pakistan isn't in the Middle East  + Didn't know US gov. is from the Middle East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_TREVALEV Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014   It's the middle east. Where atheists are considered terrorists and where you get 40 virgins for flying planes into buildings. f*ck them. Pakistan isn't in the Middle East  + Didn't know US gov. is from the Middle East.You wouldn't consider this the middle east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Pakistan isn't in the Middle East. It's in South Asia. Â The Middle East is Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Quatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, the UAE and Yemen. Yemen, Oman and Turkey are kind of the edges of it North and South, Iran East and Egypt West. Detective Phelps, IDredMan, Frantz Fuchs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) It's the middle east. Where atheists are considered terrorists and where you get 40 virgins for flying planes into buildings. f*ck them. Thank you for this brilliant, nuanced and compassionate insight into Middle Eastern culture, about which you appear to know a great deal. Please, write about a book about the subject because people nee... okay you get the picture. Edited April 5, 2014 by Melchior T0X1C, Detective Phelps, Murray Bunyan and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I thought Turkey was Europe. Â f*cking Eurovision songfestival. THE_TREVALEV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I thought Turkey was Europe. Â f*cking Eurovision songfestival. I'm fairly certain Morocco has previously competed in Eurovision, which is just absurd. Acehilm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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