Ai®a©ob®a Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 (edited) So i was browsing around Steam when i noticed this new game called Goat Simulator. It looks so stupid it almost makes you want to buy it just for the laugh you'll get from it. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. Key Features You can be a goat Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it In-game physics that spazz out all the time Seriously look at that goat's neck You can be a goat Goat Simulator Edited April 3, 2014 by AiraCobra Voodoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralt of Rivia Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I bought it. It is pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 I'm thinking of getting it for my girls to play. What all can you do in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 (edited) Yes! This game is hilarious and well worth the ten bucks. I'm thinking of getting it for my girls to play. What all can you do in it? Basically it's a physics game. You run around as a goat headbutting, biting, jumping, blowing things up, getting hit by cars and trucks, etc. It's pretty silly but really fun. Example, within a few minutes of launching it, I headbutted a gas pump and got Michael Bay. The ragdoll is great. They'll be laughing at this for at least ten dollars' worth of time and probably more. Edited April 3, 2014 by Voodoo *MURDOC* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 There's a few grown up references in there (f*ck the police achievement comes to find) but if was a kid I would sh*t my pants playing this. Because I'm a grown man and it still makes me scream with laughter. It's so fun. I'm hoping they expand the world. *MURDOC* and Voodoo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Cat Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Does this game have a 'hot coffee' mod? Otter 1 No Image Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralt of Rivia Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 There's a few grown up references in there (f*ck the police achievement comes to find) but if was a kid I would sh*t my pants playing this. Because I'm a grown man and it still makes me scream with laughter. It's so fun. I'm hoping they expand the world. I'm hoping the dude makes more maps as DLC. As of right now, the map never changes from playthrough to playthrough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm thinking of getting it for my girls to play. What all can you do in it? You can do awesome stuff like human sacrifice! [Youtube] I would buy again! but beware I've heard it can be quite a resource hog so you may experience issues if your computer isn't upto it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I love this game. What's awesome about it is that it's basically some physics test that they started, then people liked it enough for them to make it a 'full' game. Then they left all the bugs and glitches in, and you get...this... But as said above, I'd really like to see more maps/area to mess around in; as it stands, you can get quite a few hours of play time, but there wouldn't need to be much added to make it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 This is probably the new Saints Row, that being said I'm laughing my ass off playing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I hear an update just added splitscreen multiplayer. Though if they get online co-op, I am in so hard. I will be tonguing up sh*t all over the damn shop. Rewas and OysterBarron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 If they go multiplayer we gotta have a massive goat orgy, fellas. Daz, Rewas, Voodoo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I think Kirsty picked this up I'm sure she'd be up for a gtaf goat circle jerk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I think Kirsty picked this up I'm sure she'd be up for a gtaf goat circle jerk! Good luck trying to get her to use a mic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 She never used to be shy on the mic until you guys came along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftTouch Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I don't know how you can find this game funny. Basicaly you run around in a broken game ? The physics are broken on purpose, then there are ton of glitches (which the developers don't fix, because they think clipping trough the world is funny.) Don't know for me, I did everything you could possibly do in 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Are you telling me you didn't have any fun in those two hours? This game costs ten bucks. How much do you spend on a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I don't know how you can find this game funny. Basicaly you run around in a broken game ? The physics are broken on purpose, then there are ton of glitches (which the developers don't fix, because they think clipping trough the world is funny.) Don't know for me, I did everything you could possibly do in 2 hours. Have you never found a glitch/exploit in a game - or just some physics to mess around with - and just screwed around with that for a while? This game is basically that. It's worth noting that it started as a game jam entry, and people wanted it specifically because it was broken, so the dev finished it up into its current state. I really wonder how split-screen is going to work. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I don't know how you can find this game funny. Basicaly you run around in a broken game ? The physics are broken on purpose, then there are ton of glitches (which the developers don't fix, because they think clipping trough the world is funny.) Don't know for me, I did everything you could possibly do in 2 hours. Talk about missing the point. Also, it's not like they didn't tell you the game was pretty much a joke in the first place. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She never used to be shy on the mic until you guys came along Bullsh*t. She has always been shy for the mic. She rarely talks and is always so quiet when she does. It's the complete opposite of me, who always talks and is loud. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She never used to be shy on the mic until you guys came along Bullsh*t. She has always been shy for the mic. She rarely talks and is always so quiet when she does. It's the complete opposite of me, who always talks and is loud.Ya'll tainted her From what I read yesterday the devs have said it would be impossible to sync everything up over the Internet hence they are only doing splitscreen. Also they said they are adding a new map in April may time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YukiEiri Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Goat Simulator was never supposed to be a game at all!It was a joke that got out of hand thanks to the internet. You can read more from here, but the main point was: The game began as a tech-demo lark to poke fun at the rising trend of weirdly serious “Simulator” games, including Euro Truck Simulator and Agricultural Simulator. Its co-creator, Armin Ibrisagic, posted a phony “alpha footage” video last month, which didn’t involve calmly walking a goat around a farm. Instead, it threw a glitchy goat in a 3D world, headbutting buckets and unrealistically flying in the air after being hit by a car.Goat Simulator was supposed to end there, but millions of views and dozens of viral stories later, Coffee Stain Studios figured, what the heck, let’s simulate some goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewas Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 If they go multiplayer we gotta have a massive goat orgy, fellas. This gave me a boner for some unexplained reason. If they add multiplayer, I MUST get that game, so I could go on and make goat puns in the chat, if they add one that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) She never used to be shy on the mic until you guys came along Bullsh*t. She has always been shy for the mic. She rarely talks and is always so quiet when she does. It's the complete opposite of me, who always talks and is loud. Whenever I'm in a skype call with her in it, she talks a lot Anyways, this is a nice 'game', but for me I get bored after an hour or so and don't play it for a while, but before I do I have a bit of fun with it. Edited April 9, 2014 by Kalvin Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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