Merry Weather pickup pilot is useless

[Crunch McThornbody]

Goddamnit, I've just had to call for that lame bastard 5 times because apparently the ground I was on wasn't flat enough.

 

LEARN TO F*CKING FLY!

 

 

/rant

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

Thank for your input! It was surely needed!

[Muirenn]

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

[SolidSnails]

Your scaring him you need to ease him into it.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Did this really need it own thread?

 

You know there is a bitch and moan thread around here somewhere go bitch about it there

Edited April 2, 2014 by AiraCobra

[Crunch McThornbody]

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

 

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

[Muirenn]

 

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

 

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

 

Uh, obviously.

 

Did I say anything about learning to fly a vehicle? No, I didn't.

[Aero Dynamo]

Solution: GO ON A f*ckING FLAT GROUND GODDAMMIT!

[Crunch McThornbody]

This game is stupid as sh*t, I just spawned on the outside of the golf range and my car spawned INSIDE the golf range.

 

/still pissed off

Did I say anything about learning to fly a vehicle? No, I didn't.

 

 

Well that's just a f*cking stupid suggestion then.

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

 

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

 

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

Is calling Pegasus magic? Or even calling Lester and requesting an aircraft location magic? I'v gone the last 3 days without calling Merry Weather requesting a helicopter pick up and I'v done just fine.

Edited April 2, 2014 by Friendly Lava Lamp

[SolidSnails]

 

 

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

you buy me a megalodon card and realistic steak il teach you how to serenade that pilot to his death AND how to magic up a helicopter

[Ai®a©ob®a]

This game is stupid as sh*t, I just spawned on the outside of the golf range and my car spawned INSIDE the golf range.

 

/still pissed off

Pictures or GTFO

[Crunch McThornbody]

 

 

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

 

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

Is calling Pegasus magic? Or even calling Lester and requesting an aircraft location magic? I';v gone the last 3 days without calling Merry Weather requesting a helicopter pick up and I'v done just fine.

 

Well isn't that nice, but when you start a mission and you get dumped as far away as possible from the destination point when you were supposed to spawn close by, getting there by helicopter is so much quicker and easier.

[Muirenn]

This game is stupid as sh*t, I just spawned on the outside of the golf range and my car spawned INSIDE the golf range.

 

/still pissed off

 

Did I say anything about learning to fly a vehicle? No, I didn't.

 

 

Well that's just a f*cking stupid suggestion then.

 

Geez, you're a jerk.

 

You're obviously never going to be able to learn to fly, as it relies on happy thoughts.

[Crunch McThornbody]

 

This game is stupid as sh*t, I just spawned on the outside of the golf range and my car spawned INSIDE the golf range.

 

/still pissed off

Pictures or GTFO

 

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

 

 

 

You learn to fly, so you don't have to call him and then come here to rant about it.

 

You do realise you can't just magic up a helicopter in the middle of nowhere without the Merry Weather pilot hand delivering one to you so you can shoot him and take off where you want to?

Is calling Pegasus magic? Or even calling Lester and requesting an aircraft location magic? I';v gone the last 3 days without calling Merry Weather requesting a helicopter pick up and I'v done just fine.

 

Well isn't that nice, but when you start a mission and you get dumped as far away as possible from the destination point when you were supposed to spawn close by, getting there by helicopter is so much quicker and easier.

 

Your point is irrelevant? If you call Pegasus they will have a helicopter waiting in a convenient place because there isn't a place other than in the middle of the mountains where a helicopter pad is more than 3 miles away. So if you call them and have it waiting you take your PERSONAL VEHICLE to the Pegasus vehicle location. You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

 

Please refrain from continuing to post useless posts and topics. Thank you, good day.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

I don't believe I've ever heard that as an insult before

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

 

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

I don't believe I've ever heard that as an insult before

 

[Crunch McThornbody]

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

 

Hardly the post of a Friendly Lava Lamp.

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

 

 

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

 

Hardly the post of a Friendly Lava Lamp.

 

Well stupid is as stupid does.

[Stephen]

Kill the prick, and fly the Maverick yourself. Use your noodle OP.

Edited April 2, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[hornedturtle]

 

 

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

Hardly the post of a Friendly Lava Lamp.

you have obviously never met a normal lava lamp

[fw3]

Five times you called him? FIVE TIMES?

I wouldn't have the patience and I'd have just gone the miles on foot.

Just saying.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

 

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

 

Hardly the post of a Friendly Lava Lamp.

 

Well stupid is as stupid does.

 

Why don't you come up with something original then come back and try again

Kill the prick, and fly the Maverick yourself. Use your noodle OP.

He's talking about the MW Helo won't land because of where he is so he can't shoot the pilot and fly away with it now can he?

[Coin]

So, we've established that the OP is wrong and that the Merryweather pickup is indeed not useless, right?

[Stephen]

The OP probably requested a pickup, while he was stranded on a cliff, on the side of Mt Chiliad. You should know OP if there are trees, or fences ,or any obstacles in the way, it will be a waste of a thousand bucks, when you request a pickup.

[Friendly Lava Lamp]

 

 

 

 

You coming here to pitch a bitch about the Merry Weather helicopter pick up is just as stupid as your uneducated mother.

 

Hardly the post of a Friendly Lava Lamp.

 

Well stupid is as stupid does.

 

Why don't you come up with something original then come back and try again

Just being observant, you realize your exact statement is anything but original correct? Now I know you weren't trying to be funny while saying it but neither was I. So there is in fact no need for you to rage.

 

Also I made another account for the purpose of not having people get angry like this and seeing if someone did and if I liked them. On my other account, which is much older, we've talked many times. I'd even say you'd call us friendly to each other. Just letting you know.

Edited April 2, 2014 by Friendly Lava Lamp

[Biohazard Abyss]

Lol damn bro calm down.

 

You could have easily just set your spawn location to garage, left the session, then re-joined.

[Crunch McThornbody]

Five times you called him? FIVE TIMES?

 

I wouldn't have the patience and I'd have just gone the miles on foot.

 

Just saying.

 

Five times in five different spots, all of which looked quite adequate. The pilot must've only trained on tarmac (seems a bit short sighted for a mercenary outfit) because if the ground isn't perfectly flat then you get an apologetic call and a refund.

[Coin]

One of the pilot's dialogue is that this is his first time flying (outside of training)