[Prank] I've been banned from GTA: Online for money glitching!

[Sugar Free Nos]

Yep, it's true. I guess Rockstar really does check your car sales stats...

 

A few days ago, I got into a dispute with the user The_Mossberg500 over him reporting someone glitching and modding vehicles in this thread on these very forums. As the dispute escalated and he kept going on and on about how wrong glitching is, he then claimed he was going to report me to Rockstar in the very same ticket that he was reporting the guys he was complaining about.

 

After the thread was locked, he sent me a PM, which he banned me from so I can't access it at the moment. He stated he looked up my stats, got proof of me money glitching, and sent it to Rockstar.

 

Here are my stats that he found: http://www.gta5stats.com/players/user/sugar_free_nos

 

As you can see, I am quite guilty of selling many, many cars.

 

 

Obviously, I thought nothing of it due to the fact that I believed that Rockstar would never do anything to someone who glitches, but boy was I wrong.

 

Yesterday, I got on and played fine, I even did a bit of money glitching and car modding, but today, around 12pm, I got on GTA and was met with this screen:

 

 

Is this for real? What do I do now?

 

 

I guess I was wrong. Watch out guys, Rockstar actually do check your stats if you are reported and now I've been banned.

 

Be careful guys.

 

 

 

Please, Rockstar, I'm so sorry that I glitched. Please, this game is my life, Nikki is my girlfriend now, I worked so hard selling car after car to make enough money to buy my apartment. I just want to be unbanned so bad now. I guess I'll just have to go out and buy a new console... I don't know what to do. I don't have any other games other than this one. I also don't know if I'll stay on this forum. If I don't have GTA, then why should I post here? My like count on this site is my life, it's what I touch myself to as I'm getting ready to go to bed at night. At 2000 posts, I'm going to have a special ceremony involving lots of lotion and a visit to the Hot Chicks V4.0 topic.

 

Please, I beg of you, if you are signed into your GTAF account please take a moment to like this post, not only do it for Chop, but do it so that we may spread awareness of Rockstar banning people and so that I may have that special ceremony sooner, rather than later.

 

Thanks for the support.

 

 

 

PS: Happy April Fools Day, guys.

 

 

 

[Misanthrope Z]

snitches get stitches

[koolaidandkfc666]

wow such pussi

Edited April 1, 2014 by koolaidandkfc666

[98 in 1]

 

 

You got me. Well played sir, well played.

[Dont Shoot]

Most pathetic april fools ever. It was beyond obvious, i stopped reading

[RowanSane]

Subtlety is a lost art

[gorskiegangsta]

So, I've looked at your stats and.. holy crap, dude. It looks as though you did little else except vehicle money glitch. I suspect the blatant nature of the glitching is more of a factor in your ban than the glitching itself.

[CrusherTroi]

You should report The_Mossberg500 for his excessive complaining over the auto-shotgun and his whininess about selling cars. I don't get why R* should care if you sell a lot of cars. If it doesn't affect other players, it shouldn't matter. Unless this thread is an April Fools Day joke. Sorry, I'm gullible.

[GTA-Addicted]

TLDR

Joke is on you OP

[Special Agent 25]

you do realize it's past midday everywhere in the world.

 

So the fool is you.

Edited April 1, 2014 by L5B4LIF3

[gnad.1992]

TOO LONG DID NOT f*ckING READ

BUT I READ THE SMALL LETTERS IN THE END OF THE OP

 

YOU SHOULD MAKE THEM BIGGER BRO

Edited April 1, 2014 by gnad.1992

[Ballistic Jello]

I laughed. Good job OP.

[RussianCommie]

Well, It's much better than the 1.12 update April Fool's threads. Nice job. I would give you a cookie, but I know this would suffice even more than a cookie emote :

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Choppers]

The_Mossberg500 reads it like

 

 

Then sees the small print

[malcolmfunktion]

You got me OP. I enjoyed that haha

[SemperJ550]

TLDR

Joke is on you OP

lol fail. You shoulda read.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Semperfiman550

[PerceusSOZ]

NOS, baby, you're trying too hard.

[Sugar Free Nos]

OP got what he deserves.

[LordVukodlak]

you do realize it's past midday everywhere in the world.

 

So the fool is you.

Sorry that rule isn't valid outside the U.K. And he fooled you from America so the fool is still you.

 

Well, It's much better than the 1.12 update April Fool's threads. Nice job. I would give you a cookie, but I know this would suffice even more than a cookie emote :

Agreed.

Edited April 1, 2014 by LordVukodlak

[Zoobz]

PS: Happy April Fools Day, guys.

 

PS: Happy April Fools Day, guys.

 

PS: Happy April Fools Day, guys.

 

PS: Happy April Fools Day, guys.

 

In case anyone missed it.

[Biggie Kaniff]

Awesome thread, best joke of April 1st! Thanks Nos!

[Happy_Killstick]

You little joker you

[SIM-1]

Nicely done

[Andrew1980]

Best one today!

I got fooled

 

[xRoyalFlush]

Stopped reading at "this game is my life, Nikki is my gilfriend now." Nice try for an April Fools joke though.

Edited April 2, 2014 by xRoyalFlush

[E•MO•TION]

 

Damnit. This is the first one I fell for today, and I even got worried.

[Dont Shoot]

I thought op was really pathetic, well op is really pathetic, but even if it wasnt april fools this would have been obvious as hell. At least he isnt as bad a gnad cracking himself up over the word cock and hoping his parents dont see and ground him

[E•MO•TION]

I thought op was really pathetic, well op is really pathetic, but even if it wasnt april fools this would have been obvious as hell. At least he isnt as bad a gnad cracking himself up over the word cock and hoping his parents dont see and ground him

Oh my! Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

[Fail_At_GTA]

I scrolled all the way to the bottom of the post because obvious joke is obvious and unfunny as well. I should have just made today my 'no internet' day.

[Crunch McThornbody]

I discovered I got banned from an MMORPG tonight, for no apparent reason I can think of other than maybe logging in through a different IP address than usual (I was round at a friends). I've played that game for over a year and accumulated some of the best equipment and millions of gold. I'm extremely cheesed off. Think I'll go on a GTAO killing spree.